Chapter 004 Military Gymnastics and Radio Gymnastics
Chen Ao barely held on, so he didn't lose himself in front of the beauties. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoBut his actions, in the eyes of everyone, have long been clear, and he can't cover up his ugliness if he wants to.
Chen Ao saw many smiles on their faces, and then this smile seemed to be contagious, and everyone began to laugh. And the laughter is getting louder and louder, "hahahaha......", there is actually an echo in the valley.
Chen Ao's face turned red, and he peeked at the female master, and suddenly found that the woman was also looking at him. The girl didn't smile, but there was a little disdain in her eyes.
Just now, she thought that Zhang Dayou and the two had met a master, and they made up nonsense to escape the ridicule of others. Who knew that when she went down the mountain, the so-called master was so frightened that her legs were weak and she almost sat on the ground, which really surprised her.
Chen Ao was ashamed on his face, but he was quite unconvinced in his heart. What are you laughing at, who is held up by such a sharp and long knife, can they not be afraid? Usually, even if they encounter two little ruffians robbing them, many people will tremble with fright and obediently take out their wallets. It's good that I can stand on my own.
The image of those revolutionary martyrs in Chen Ao's mind has not yet dispersed, but he is not the aggressor he is facing after all. The people standing in front of him are all Chinese-speaking Chinese! Chen Ao has the intention of being a national hero, and I am afraid that he will also be powerful and have nowhere to go.
As the old saying goes, the Chinese don't fight the Chinese!
However, Chen Ao is still quite arrogant, fully carrying forward the spirit of the national football team, "We can lose, but we can't lose!" "We can also lose, but we can't lose face!" Seeing everyone laughing, he clenched his fists, stabbed a horse step, and put on a posture upright.
"What are you laughing at, don't ...... Don't mess with me!"
Chen Ao shouted this sentence weakly, and his momentum was completely lost. But his steps are up to par. When the woman saw it, her eyes lit up and she nodded.
In fact, where did Chen Ao know what kind of kung fu? However, he honestly participated in the military training in high school and college.
Military training is nothing more than training queues and fighting military physical boxing. Chen Ao was influenced by his father, who taught physical education, and was still interested in these activities of shaking his arms and legs since he was a child. Although military boxing is simple, Chen Ao is interesting to learn.
What lunges, punches, throat kicks, waist locks...... and so on, it can be said that he is familiar with it. It can be seen that Chen Ao loved this sport back then.
Not only him, but I heard that there was a rumor that a certain girl played a set of military physical boxing in front of bed every night to commemorate the military training instructor, and it became a good story for a while.
Chen Ao's martial arts dream started with this set of military physical boxing.
Seeing that Chen Ao suddenly put on a posture, as if he was about to make a move, the smile on his face had not receded, and the banter in his eyes was even stronger.
Zhang Dayou put away the knife and said with a smile: "Yo, look at your weak appearance, and you still want to practice twice? Come on, come on, hit here! I'll stand here and let you punch twice!"
Chen Ao really saw Zhang Dayou straighten his chest with a blank expression. Wouldn't it be a fool not to take advantage of such a bargain?
Hmph, this is the first time I've heard of this kind of request. I have to do fifty push-ups every day, and it's no wonder I'm broken! Chen Ao thought darkly in his heart, picked up his fist, and hit Zhang Dayou in the chest.
He was originally afraid that Zhang Dayou would dodge, but this punch went out, and it was really a thunderbolt.
Who knew that Zhang Dayou really didn't dodge or dodge, and ate Chen Ao's punch hard. Listening to the sound of "poof", Zhang Dayou's face was as usual, but Chen Ao was grinning.
Who would have thought that Zhang Dayou's muscles were the same as those of iron? Chen Ao distinctly heard two soft sounds of "click" coming from his fingers.
Chen Ao never snapped his fingers, and when he saw his classmates clenching their fists and their joints clicking, he was always very envious. For the first time today, he heard this sound on his knuckles, and he realized that this thing was not fun at all.
Chen Ao was so hurt that tears almost fell, if it weren't for the fact that there was a beautiful woman watching the battle next to him, Chen Ao would have held the dignity of a man, and he would have rolled on the ground with his fists covered.
Only then did he remember that these people were running down the hillside, and they didn't breathe, so they naturally had kung fu. Could it be that there are really those magical martial arts described in novels in this world?
Chen Ao thought about it, and a big fat man behind him suddenly reached out and pressed Chen Ao's shoulder, "Hmm-" with a sound, like catching a chicken, twisted him around.
The fat man thrust the two kitchen knives into his waist and laughed, "Boy, come and play with me!"
Chen Ao saw that he was covered in oil, and the fat on his chest and stomach was shiny, and he was disgusted and angry for a while.
Can anyone bully me? The clay man still has three points of earthiness, but don't bully people too much! Chen Ao's heart was on fire, and he immediately punched and kicked the fat man.
Strangely, the fat man was not only covered in oil, but his hands were slippery than oil. Chen Ao fought for a long time, only tired and panting, and every punch grazed the fat flesh, and no punch could be solid.
The laughter of others became louder, Chen Ao was angry and ashamed, and the movements on his hands and feet gradually changed. After punching and kicking for a while, it seemed that looking at Chen Ao's strange moves, the woman couldn't help but shake her head.
Chen Ao thought about it later, and realized that there was something wrong with him. dared to prepare to play military gymnastics, but because his hands and feet were weak, hey, he actually became the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics for middle school students in the country!
In the past, this gymnastics was done every day, but after a few years, I remember that I am more familiar with military gymnastics than military boxing! What kind of chest expansion and stretching exercises, in front of the bandits, of course, are smiling and generous.
Chen Ao couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
I don't know if the fat man has had enough, or if the girl can't bear to look at it. I heard her shout: "Cook, okay, don't play him!"
What's the matter, even the cook can come and tease me! Chen Ao really can't bear it.
Seeing the resentful anger in Chen Ao's eyes, the fat man seemed to have guessed what he was thinking, smiled hehe, and said, "Lao Tzu's nickname is the human meat cook!"
As soon as the words fell, Chen Ao's face turned pale with fright, and his momentum was immediately discouraged.
He caught a glimpse of the woman's faint smile, and his heart sank. I don't know where this woman came from, but there are so many men who listen to her orders. Probably her bodyguards, right? Left and right have lost all their faces today, why do you have to find a little bit of ground!
Thinking of this, Chen Ao stretched out his hand and pointed at the woman, and said, "I'm going to fight you!
Originally, a big man opened his mouth to find a woman to fight. If this kind of thing spreads out, I am afraid that it will become a stain for a lifetime. It's not that Chen Ao doesn't understand this truth, but because he lost in a hurry, he can't care about anything.
As soon as he spoke, there was a trace of regret in his heart, and he secretly thought, I can't help but be gentle, so as not to hurt her!
Who knows, when others heard his provocation, they were all stunned, and their smiles suddenly froze on their faces.
Chen Ao added the sentence "Don't help anyone", which is to block everyone's mouths and want others to help the girl. But suddenly I saw that others really didn't mean to help, but consciously let go of the open space.
Chen Aozheng was puzzled, and saw the human meat cook quietly giving him a thumbs up, with a strange smile on his face: "Brother, I obey you!"
Chen Ao didn't know what he meant, but he saw that the woman's eyebrows were crooked, and her eyes were full of smiles, and she raised her voice: "You want to fight me?"
Don't miss the opportunity, and never miss it. Chen Ao couldn't care much more, so he rushed over and punched the woman. It's not that he doesn't know how to love women, he just wants to use this momentum to scare her first and let her retreat. Chen Ao can save some face.
Of course, this punch will definitely not hurt anyone. As long as the girl showed a pitiful look, Chen Ao would retract her strength, and her fist would touch the woman's body lightly! Chen Ao's abacus was extremely beautiful!
PS: I forgot even the moves of radio gymnastics now......
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