Chapter 2 I Thought I Was a Cross Talk ......
Meng Bai, who fled in the wilderness, was naturally extremely depressed, and he was listless when he walked on the street. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The bustling streets did not attract his attention, and even a few Qinglou women pulled him in, and he was also cold-faced. The blow just now was too great......
Suddenly, I smelled a hint of aroma, and my stomach rang out angrily. When I saw the thriving restaurant in front of me, I just wanted to walk in and gobble it up, but I realized that it was not my last life.
This restaurant doesn't charge RMB, right?
Well...... The language is all the same. Maybe it's really collected?
With such a thought, Meng Bai strode in.
Before I could take a closer look at the furnishings in this store, a junior two quickly greeted him. Slightly bowed, respectful, not because of the large store and the guests in front of them are a little slack in their ordinary clothes.
Seeing this Xiao Er, Meng Bai also nodded. In the previous life, only the most high-end establishments would have such services. It seems that this shop is not ordinary.
"Childe, what do you want to eat?"
Meng Bai asked tentatively, "Do you accept RMB here?"
"Get out!" Xiao Er's face changed instantly, and his tone was also vicious.
Meng Bai just wanted to get angry, but he suddenly realized something. In this way, they must not know what the yuan is. So the yuan is about ...... Possible...... It's been heard as a dark coin.
Even though he had a high status in the previous life, he had a professional ethic. For the poor people, it is still very respectful.
So he quickly apologized and hurriedly walked out. The little two are confused.
Watching the sun shine warmly at noon, there was not even a shady place. It's just that I'm still a newcomer, and I don't understand the situation at all. I can only go hungry, and I can't even eat.
Otherwise, ,,, use your own ability. It's time to scourge a few bad guys, right?
Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly a sonorous storytelling voice rang out. A storyteller is telling a story he's never heard before.
The story is very interesting, but I don't have the heart to listen to it when I'm hungry. My mind is full of all kinds of food floating in my head.
But this gave him inspiration, and an idea that he could make money and accept disciples at the same time was born in his mind......
In the afternoon, the little beggar suddenly discovered that the pervert in the morning had actually come again. I couldn't help but take a few steps back. Thinking of the kind people in the morning, the little beggar kept saying in his heart, I am not afraid, I am not afraid. I will shout out and resist the evil forces.
Meng Bai looked at the little beggar from a distance, and through the little beggar's demeanor and micro-movements, he roughly understood the little beggar's thoughts. A thick haze rose from Meng Bai's brain......
I really wanted to go up and defend myself, but I thought about the situation in the morning. He didn't go to convince the little beggar as soon as he came up, but began to talk cross talk.
Although he doesn't know if there is such a thing as cross talk in this world, he is very confident in himself. I believe that it will not be long before I will be promoted and raised, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of my life. Thinking about it, it's still a little exciting.
What were you thinking?
In the beginning, in the middle of this road, the cries of various vendors were endless. Meng Bai's voice was not very loud, and almost no one knew what he was doing.
Especially the little beggar, at this time, his opinion of Meng Bai has changed a lot, it turns out that it is not a pervert, but a ...... Neuropathy?
Meng Bai didn't look at him, and said his cross talk to himself. There is a sense of red dust but not red dust. Gradually, some people became curious and began to stop and listen carefully to what the person was saying.
With the first person, there will be a group of people.
Soon the street fell silent, and only Meng Bai's voice resounded here. Because what Meng Bai said was also very interesting, many people stopped here and didn't leave.
When Meng Bai finished speaking a cross talk, everyone reacted and applauded loudly. Even the little beggar forgot what had happened in the morning, and applauded.
Meng Bai squinted his eyes at the little beggar, and now the little beggar's eyes were full of envy, the little beggar thought like this, how many steamed buns can Meng Bai buy with the money he earns. No, how many meat buns!
...... Meng Bai knew that this apprentice had almost been accepted.
But Meng Bai didn't stop, and just talked about the cross talk all afternoon, and the applause was endless. Even many hawkers stopped shouting, for fear that it would affect Meng Bai's cross talk.
In the evening, Meng Bai arched his hand and said, "I'm sorry, you can only go here today." It's time for you to go home for dinner, and if you still want to hear it, come back tomorrow. ”
Only then did some people gradually leave, but before leaving, they all left their money. I was afraid that the young man would not come the next day. Meng Bai looked at the money in his arms, and he was extremely kind. It felt like the copper and silver plates were his most faithful companions, because they were ready to eat soon.
Eventually, everything on the street was back to the way it was before.
Meng Bai walked up to the little beggar with a smile, "How is it, now you know that I'm not a bad person, right?"
"Not necessarily. The little beggar hesitated, but after thinking about it, how could a bad guy do such a thing?
"It's okay, come with me to dinner first. I'll talk to you slowly. ”
The little beggar didn't want to go, but he didn't have anything decent to eat for a day, so he followed.
......
It's still the same restaurant at noon, and by this time, there are even more people.
Meng Bai and the little beggar were solving the problem of enough food for ten people, attracting frequent sideways glances from the surrounding guests. Even the shopkeeper who served the food was dumbfounded, if it was two big men, it would be okay, but these two people were not involved. Not to mention that one is still a child.
Meng Bai ignored the surprised gazes around him, but stopped his chopsticks, "Little beggar, it's over today, what are you going to do?"
The little beggar's gobbling stopped instantly, and his dusty face showed a trace of sadness, and some unwillingness. Yes, after such a good meal today, I may never have a chance in the future.
Seeing that the little beggar was silent, Meng Bai knew that the time had come.
"Why don't you worship me as a teacher?"
When the little beggar heard this, he was overjoyed, he naively thought that he was talking to Meng Bai about cross talk, and knew that he would not have to endure hunger and cold after he learned it.
Hurriedly got up from the chair, found a spacious place, and bowed to Meng Bai.
"Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!"
Ding dong!
Immediately, a dumb mechanical voice sounded, "Congratulations to Meng Bai, the first task is completed, and a newbie gift package will be rewarded." ”
Meng Bai hurriedly helped the little beggar up, and there was a trace of pride in his heart. Finally, with his unremitting efforts, he captured the heart of a young man......
What did you think ......?
I really couldn't remember what I thought, so I didn't care, I didn't shy away at all, and I just took out the gift bag.
And the little beggar's eyes widened when he saw that there was suddenly such a big burden in his master's hand.
"Master, do you still play tricks?"
“......”
Meng Bai didn't answer, he was also eager to know what was in the newbie gift package. Under the curious eyes of the two, Meng Bai opened the newbie gift package.
Two books, one token.
Meng Bai first picked up a navy blue book and looked at the four big characters written on it, Shaolin Changquan.
Instantly, he felt something more in his mind. Looking at his attribute panel again, sure enough, Shaolin Changquan appeared in the martial arts column, and the proficiency was proficient.
Don't care about the excitement, even if it is Shaolin Changquan, it will be very powerful after mastering it. Hurriedly picked up the second yellow book, which also had four big characters on it, Wudang Changquan.
"......" Meng Bai couldn't calm down in his heart, and hurriedly scolded Duwei in his heart, "Your sister's Duwei, why do you have two long fists?"
"Meng Bai, this is by luck. Those who are lucky can even draw peerless martial arts, and those who are unlucky are just ordinary martial arts. But the two books are also extremely poor martial arts, and they are repeated, which means that you have been punished by God. ”
"Your whole family is damned!"
"I'm sorry, I don't have a family. ”
“......”
Think about yourself performing Changquan in front of the public to recruit disciples, and then a polite beast came up and said to him, young man, I see the shadow of traditional culture from your boxing, and the champion of this children's martial arts competition is yours!
...... Want to cry?
Picking up the last token listlessly, Meng Bai smiled, it turned out to be the sect's infrastructure construction order.
With this, don't worry about the early stage.
"Master, what are you doing with these two boxing techniques?" the little beggar asked suspiciously, but didn't care about the token in Meng Bai's hand.
"Nonsense, isn't it normal for us martial arts practitioners to take cheats?" Meng Bai said as a matter of course.
"Martial arts...... The little beggar suddenly felt like he was in a wolf's den, but ...... There was no chance of escape.
......
"By the way, Master can't just call you a little beggar, right?" Meng Bai remembered to ask the little beggar's name.
"I ...... I don't have a name. When he said this, the little beggar's face darkened considerably.
"Don't you even have a surname?" Meng Bai felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, which meant that this little beggar had always been called a little beggar.
"No, it was an old beggar who brought me up, and he didn't know my last name. He also forgot his last name and did not remember it until he died. ”
Hearing this, Meng Bai originally wanted to be sentimental, but an idea came to his mind.
"By the way, you will be called Su Qi'er in the future!"
......
In this way, the next day, Meng Bai brought the new Su Qi'er to talk about cross talk, which was the young man who said the treasure at the beginning.
In fact, Meng Bai's original intention was not to make money from cross talk, even if he could make a lot of money by talking about cross talk. But to earn enough money to start a sect in a month, of course, it is impossible.
When he was talking about cross talk, he asked around for news from the nearby hills. Although it can be opened in a prosperous place, it is a person who likes martial arts. I still like to establish a sect in the mountains.
On the other hand, he is still waiting for the first draw. Because he came on the twenty-third, he couldn't draw the lottery, which was a hard rule. Only on the number one can the draw be made.
During this period of time, his cross talk became famous. Countless people came to watch. And every time it was about to end, Meng Bai would do some publicity for the sect he was about to establish.
Of course, many people scoff at this. After all, if a person says that cross talk is good, it does not mean that his martial arts are good. When he watched Meng Bai put on the costume of talking cross talk, he looked like a teacher. You can't associate him with a martial arts practitioner.
But even cross talk is not so smooth......
Not everyone likes Meng Bai's cross talk. If you want to say that Meng Bai is talking about cross talk here, who is the most angry. Walk with you!
Not only cross talk, but in this small town, almost all the storytellers, singers, or various forms of music and art have been seriously affected.
So they hooked up and discussed countermeasures.
"If you want me to say, just tell him and let him go! After all, he can't go against so many of us. ”
"Isn't that okay?"
"What's good, do you have to wait until you starve to death?"
Everyone was speechless, yes, if this person continues to stay here. Who does their family depend on to feed them, and there is no longer any opposition.
"What if he insists on disagreeing?"
"Then fight until he agrees!"
The scene fell silent again......
And the singing man felt that no one contradicted him, so he continued triumphantly, as if he were the leader of these people, "Then it is decided, tomorrow morning, we will go to his trouble!"