"Today, I'll tell you a cross talk ......"

The person who spoke was not very old, and the sweat on his clean face was dripping uncontrollably. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info is still wearing a cross talk coat, and his back is already soaked.

But on such a hot summer day, many people gathered in the square. Even some rooftops are not spared.

A white-haired old man closed his eyes comfortably, reminiscing about the hilarious joke just now, shaking his fan, and asked the old man next to him: "Old Zhangtou, why don't you go back to eat?"

"Where can I go back?" The young man said that he was going to be the head of the house in a few days, and he didn't listen to a few more passages now. I won't be able to listen to it in the future. Old Zhang Tou sighed, but was quickly attracted by the young man's funny language.

In the constant applause, time seems to pass quickly, and the surrounding spectators have not yet come out of the laughter, and this cross talk is over. The sixteen-year-old figure wiped his sweat with satisfaction, bowed, and said apologetically that this was the end of today.

There are constant complaints around, and it is not enjoyable. Meng Bai only laughed, but had no intention of saying another paragraph.

At this point, the crowd finally began to move. After all, being hungry and exposed to the scorching sun is also a very painful thing.

Thousands of people, each soaring into the air in a crowded square, or with mysterious footwork. In less than three minutes, Meng Bai was the only one left.

Meng Bai looked at this scene with red eyes, thinking that he had been in this world for a few days, but he still didn't adapt to this situation. I always feel a little ...... Egg pain?

That's right, he's not from this world.

But yesterday, thanks to a system of secondary diseases, he crossed the ......

Thinking of the scene in the previous life, Meng Bai's heart was full of unwillingness. finally escaped from the clutches of his master Meng Laogou, and finally had his chance to dominate. He was actually brought here.

Thinking of the suffering he suffered in his previous life, Meng Bai felt distressed for a while.

His unreliable master wanted to train him to be a good deceit.

And as a liar who robs the rich and helps the poor. Meng Bai learned many psychological skills, and he was able to influence the other person's decision through every word, every pause, different tone of voice, and various micro-movements.

One of the things that Meng Bai was most impressed by was that when he was thirteen years old, Meng Laogou saw a news about a wolf child. Then I searched again, and there were more than a dozen such people in the world. "Hanshu Zhang Qian's Biography" and "Zuo Chuan Xuangong Four Years" have records of wolf children and tiger children respectively.

It's hard to imagine how a human child, or a child who doesn't understand anything, can be raised by a wolf. And no other wolves have attacked them since...... This was actually considered a deception by Meng Laogou.

The ghost knows which nerve of Meng Laogou has collapsed!

After Meng Bai was trained by Meng Laogou patting his chest and saying that he was foolproof, he was put in a tiger's cage alone......

"Meng Laogou, when I come out, I will kill you!" said thirteen-year-old Meng Bai angrily again, but it didn't make any sense.

However, Meng Laogou took out a bearing-like thing with great interest and turned it. Nodding slightly, he said, "Sentence 1465, young man, what you said is very meaningless." ”

“......”

I finally survived until I was sixteen years old, and I was finally liberated, but I encountered such a thing as crossing......

Well, giving a golden finger called the system can barely soothe my wounded heart.

But have you ever seen such a stupid system? When I think about my conversation with that system, I suddenly feel that my life is dark......

That's a wonderful story.

Without any warning, Meng Bai woke up in a blank space. Nothing.

He thought he had been kidnapped again......

But nothing went as he had imagined, the blank remained blank, but a synthesized mechanical voice sounded out of nowhere.

"Hello host, I'm the head of the auxiliary system. It will take you into a magnificent martial arts world, where you will have your own disciples, your own sect, peerless magic skills, and heart-wrenching stories. ”

Meng Bai said excitedly, "I'm so excited! Can you not go?"

The system thinks, then you are excited?

In fact, Meng Bai definitely didn't want to cross, he already had a golden finger in this life. As an advanced class for liars, chivalrous deception. He can make a difference anywhere.

And if you travel through, when you go to the martial arts world, you can't even watch TV, let alone surf the Internet, and the most interesting old dog in Meng.

The system awkwardly said, "I'm sorry, I can't." ”

Meng Bai asked tentatively again: "That system brother, can you let me say a few words?"

The system is quite humane and says, "Please speak." ”

So Meng Baili thought for a moment and said, "You see, my life is not magnificent. It's otherworldly, right?

Besides, I'm not a poor silk. It doesn't fit the first principle of traversal, so I think you should leave such opportunities to those who need it more.

To say that I am heinous is even more slanderous. Although I am a redistributor of social wealth according to IQ, I am all aimed at those who are unscrupulous.

Every year, the money I donate to the charity organization is enough to buy some cakes for some children after some scum use them improperly.

You shouldn't have caught me because of your feelings......"

“......”

The machine was silent for a long time, but finally gave an answer, "Please suppress your excitement, and we will leave immediately." ”

Excited your sister!

I don't want to go, you don't understand people, do you?

The dumbfounded Meng Bai rubbed his convulsive face vigorously and said, "You are sick!"

An icy mechanical voice rang out, "Please pay attention to civilization or be wiped out." ”

Meng Bai didn't feel the threat of death, so he continued to die, saying,

"You're sick!"

“......”

After a moment of silence, it sounded again, "Please ......"

"You're sick!"

......

The system's patience finally reached the extreme under Meng Bai's death, and he said fiercely: "Since this is the case, then wipe out Your Excellency." Finally, ask again, to go or not to go. ”

Although it was the same words this time, a chill rose in Meng Bai's heart. His instincts have always been accurate, is he really going to die?

Joke!

The big husband would rather die than give in!

There is only a proud death! There is no humiliating life!

Meng Bai gritted his teeth, stomped his feet and said, "Go!"

It's all in silence......

The system was silent for a long time before continuing.

"The host's mission is to establish a sect in the next world and lead this sect to its peak. During this time, I will give you quest rewards, achievement rewards, and monthly raffles.

All kinds of legendary martial arts will be reproduced in your hands, and the legends of magic weapons will be rewritten.

When you have gone through the vicissitudes of life and gone through a period of heart-wrenching process, you can say that in a person's life, there will be no regret for doing nothing, nor will you be ashamed of wasting your time......"

Meng Bai thought to himself, you are also shameless!

Why do you use "also"?

Forget it, don't worry about the small details.

Meng Bai put the question behind him and said, "Okay, you don't have to call me host, just call me Meng Bai." ”

"Hmm...... Meng Bai. My name is Super Invincible Cosmic Thunderbolt Big Boss System. ”

"......" Meng Bai was speechless, thinking to himself, isn't this really some serious secondary disease patient?

When the system saw Meng Baidan's painful expression, he sighed and said, "I know that mortals like you won't understand my connotation." Give you a name you can understand, and you can call me David. ”

"Oh, Hello. ”

“......”

After a few minutes, Dumb told him the general situation of the world he was about to go to. Then he was kicked out of this small space......

Standing on this street full of ancient style, Meng Bai's heart was full of unreal reality......

looked at the ancient costumes on his body, and thought that the second-hand system still had some humanity. But with such a system, where is the hope?

Before he could scold properly, the system prompted a new task in his mind.

A quest interface quickly pops up in my mind. The two main quests marked in gold letters lay there silently.

Main quest 1: As a rookie, accept a disciple first.

Task Details: As the title suggests, please accept a disciple as soon as possible to increase the power.

Difficulty: f

Mission Reward: A Starter Pack.

Time limit: one day.

Failure punishment: Not even a single disciple, obliterated.

Main quest 2: There is not even a piece of land, so how can you start a sect.

Difficulty: B

Mission Details: Find a suitable location to start a sect and take ownership of it.

Reward: One Milestone Pack.

Time Limit: Due to the difficulty of the task, the time limit is set at one month.

Failure Penalty: Due to the difficulty of the task, only one martial art needs to be abandoned after failure. And restart this task, after three times, obliterate.

How do you feel that this death is easier than under Meng Laogou?

Forget it, let's pick the simple ones first.

Meng Bai set his eyes on a ragged little beggar at the corner of the street, probably only seven or eight years old.

Then it's you, my first apprentice.

The little beggar hadn't eaten for two days. But he's used to it, and there's something else that cares him more.

Anyway, why is that man staring at me?

Sick?

Seeing the young man with a lewd smile walk in front of him, the little beggar took a few steps back.

"Childe, what's the matter?"

Meng Bai smiled with what he thought was sunny, and said with a smile, "That, little friend, would you like to go with me?"

The little beggar suddenly remembered some legends that had been circulating in the beggar world for a long time. It is said that one day in a certain month and year, a beggar was taken away by an unknown person. The next day, she was found in a hidden street, and Chrysanthemum died.

Seeing the somewhat handsome young man in front of him, the little beggar immediately remembered a sentence in his heart, which was beautiful and ruined.

"You...... Don't come here!" the young man looked panicked.

Meng Bai said suspiciously: "Why? ”

But the young man was even more shocked when he heard Meng Bai's feelings (teacher-student relationship). Immediately nervously said, "You die! I won't sell my flesh!"

As soon as these words came out, countless passers-by watched. All kinds of disdainful gazes pierced Meng Bai like sharp arrows.

Meng Bai had already collapsed with Lei's three views, and after thinking about the strange conversation before, the evil chill in his heart gradually surfaced. There was also a large amount of cold sweat oozing from the door of the head......

"Well, I'm not what you think. Meng Bai explained palely.

But the little beggar did not listen to his arguments, but cowered back innocently. This gesture reinforces the fact that he is perverted.

Meng Bai's fluent tongue in the past couldn't be played at all at this moment. The passers-by who looked at the ancient road had already gathered around, looking like they were doing the right thing for the sky.

In the end, Meng Bai could only flee in the wilderness......

After he left, the little beggar thanked the passers-by who were ready to help. Some elderly people began to denounce the bad habits of society.

"I said it's so unbelievable now!"

"yes, there are all kinds of people!"

"Don't worry, little beggar, when you encounter such a thing, you will shout out. Someone must help you. ”

Meng Bai accepted the apprentice for the first time with perfect ...... It was a failure.