There are people who are born as protagonists, no matter how lazy they are, whether they are a good guy or a jerk, and they always get the limelight. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Some people are destined to be just supporting roles, no matter how hard he works, he can only get the corner of people's eyes at most, if he does all the good deeds or the bad deeds.

In the Snake Ancestor Mansion in the Demon World, the daughter of the Snake King is a young lady, and Sha Shasha is a messenger.

When they arrived in the human world, this group of crazy men wanted to recruit the daughter of the snake king to be their mother, and Shashasha could only be a palace daughter in their eyes.

Can't even mix up with a concubine?

It's just a living waiter.

Seeing that the girl king was silent, this group of crazy men only said that she spared them, knocked their heads louder, and some of them didn't know how to die: "If the girl king doesn't like to be a palace daughter, we can intercede with the emperor and let the girl king be a first-class palace daughter." ”

Daughter of Yipingong?

Isn't she still a palace daughter?

seems to be able to manage other palace daughters, isn't that the old mother?

Standing with slender eyebrows, starry eyes angry, stepping on the well-behaved man, spinning his body, and waving his palm.

Dozens of crackling slaps suddenly sounded among the grass.

After a blow from the ear scraper, all the officials' mouths were full of blood, and they spit out their residual teeth.

There was a crying noise, and two of them wanted to run, but she threw them back.

Fell badly, was beaten even worse.

His lips were broken, his eyes were purple, his ears were ringing, and his cheeks were swollen.

At this time, whoever begs for mercy is beaten.

The madmen suffered for a while, and then they learned to keep their mouths shut and only care about prostrating like garlic.

It's also tiring to fight a group of people who don't fight back.

The little face was already red, and the fragrant sweat was dripping down the cheeks.

The green silk sticks to the forehead, and the slight breath is as weak as an orchid.

As soon as the slapping stopped, the scene became much quieter.

The daughter of the snake king approached with courage, couldn't bear to see the miserable appearance of the men, put it in Shashasha's ear, and discussed with her softly: "Since they don't embarrass us, let's go back quickly, don't worry about Hei Baijun." ”

"No return!"

I don't know what she's thinking in her head, but she plays a child's game.

Seeing that she looked like she was still angry, the daughter of the snake king didn't know what to say, only Chu Chu stood behind her.

There was a man kneeling in front of him, and three were lying on his stomach, and Sashasha was a little proud.

In addition to being proud, his eyes rolled wildly, and he looked back at the beauty of the snake king's daughter, and the corners of his mouth raised a wicked smile.

Walking a few steps forward, he kicked over the four-grade invincible sword, his starry eyes emitted a sharp light, and he asked, "Where is your palace?"

Afraid that she would fight again, the four-grade invincible knife immediately protected her head, and hurriedly replied: "In the north, there are still eleven miles of land." ”

When the capital was obviously in the south, but their palace was in the north, it was estimated which thief established himself as the emperor.

"What is your emperor's year name?"

"The bloodline of the nine-headed dragon clan is invincible, the Heavenly Law Great Dragon Pilgrimage White Dragon Taizu. ”

What's what?

This big mess can be memorized by his brain, and it really took a lot of hard work.

After going around the crowd, one of them kicked him in the buttocks, and then he gave a sharp order: "If your hands and feet are not crippled, go and split the trunk of the tree, make two sedan chairs, and carry us to the palace." ”

As soon as the coquettish voice fell, how dare everyone have half a word of nonsense? Hurriedly got up to find a knife and ran to the trees.

The daughter of the snake king didn't know what she was going to do, and for fear of causing trouble, she hurriedly approached Sasarsha, pulled her sleeve, and looked pleading with a pleading face.

Touched the slippery little face of the snake king's daughter with his hand, and Sha Shasha said in a flirtatious tone: "Such a beautiful lady, I'll kiss it first." ”

Gathering cherry lips into red beans, she really tiptoed to kiss the snake king's daughter.

Hurriedly turned around and hid, but was hugged by her and itchy, this smile removed a lot of fright, and suddenly felt that the green grass was full of meaning.

Although the kung fu of these rough men is not helpful, it is really useful to do manual work.

Use a knife to make materials, the trunk of the tree is used as a sedan beam, the bark is used as a rope, the branches are woven into a seat, and the shade of the tree is built into a canopy.

It only took a short time for the two small sedan chairs to be built.

These ministers look rough and sloppy, but they are very skilled in their work, and they are like those who have read books?

I don't know what evil I believe, but I worship this or what White Dragon Taizu is the emperor, probably because I want to glorify the court and want to be blind.

As soon as the sedan chair was seated, Sashasha was the first to jump up and swayed from side to side in the seat, which was quite sturdy.

Looking up, it's nice to have shade from the trees.

Hurriedly laughed and ran to beg the daughter of the snake king, so he also went to the palace to kill this holy white dragon ancestor, who made him want to eat swan meat?

The daughter of the snake king suddenly refused to allow it, even if she was given 10,000 guts, she was not willing to send herself to the bandits' den.

With a roll of his eyes, he thought of a high-sounding excuse, learned the righteousness of black impermanence, and then said to the daughter of the snake king: "If you don't get rid of it as soon as possible, he will become strong and powerful, and he will harm the people." ”

It turned out that she wanted to help the world in danger, the daughter of the snake king was full of embarrassment, and there were still ten thousand reluctances, so she discussed with Shashasha timidly: "This time, I don't know how long it will take, the black and white monarch can't find us, how anxious should we be." ”

I was in a good mood, but when I mentioned him, I was immediately disappointed and arrogantly lied: "Did they discuss with us when they wanted to do something?

Holding the hesitant daughter of the snake king in one hand, he couldn't help but say, and helped her to sit in the sedan chair.

When Sha Sasha also sat in the sedan chair, she immediately put out the shelf of the girl king, and snorted coldly: "Niangniang is sitting in the sedan chair, why don't you hurry up and carry it back to the palace?

An innocent face, a voice of a warbler, and a spicy hand.

Hearing the order of the girl king, the officials did not say half a word of nonsense, and those who could walk hurriedly came to carry the sedan chair, and those who fell lame did not dare to slack off, and limped on both sides of the sedan chair.

No wonder everyone wants to be an official, it's really a bit majestic.

In mid-air, the wind was fierce, Bai Wuchang was already laughing and covering his stomach, and he slapped Hei Wuchang on the shoulder with a feather fan, and asked with an uneven smile: "Win with force first, and if you win, you will be arrogant, little girl, don't you feel very familiar with this trick?"

I didn't dare to take my eyes off Shashasha, for fear that if she made a mistake, I would immediately support her.

Although Sha Shasha pretended to be a villain and looked funny, the black impermanence did not laugh with the white impermanence, and only carried his hands in the air, slowly floating in the direction of the sedan chair drivers.

The road is quite flat, and the sedan car is always a little slower.

The eleven-mile mountain road has been walking for nearly three hours.

A man in the lead, who seemed to be the three-grade iron spear king, replied to Shasa with joy when he pushed aside the grass in front of him: "Girl King, the palace has arrived." ”

Out of the weeds, the palace has appeared.

This is the Royal Palace?

The stumps surrounded the city walls, and the houses were made of wood, but the yards were larger.

It's clearly just a fence yard, and if it sounds good, it can also be called a big village.

There was a man guarding in front of the gate of Dazhai, and when he saw the two arrogant men approaching, he put on an official posture, pulled out his saber and asked: "Who dares to break into the palace of the Great Dragon Dynasty?"

The Sanpin Iron Spear King hurriedly approached, and said to the man guarding the door: "This minister is ordered by Taizu to take Niangniang back to the palace, who dares to block the door?"

Putting away the saber, the gatekeeper smiled at him and shook his head: "Brother-in-law, it's too unfortunate, our ancestor is listening to the destiny of heaven, saying that no one can disturb him, who dares to call him?"

glared at the gatekeeper fiercely, the three-grade iron spear king was full of displeasure, and said to him: "What brother-in-law and brother-in-law? This is the palace, you have to speak official language, you are because you are too child's play with our Great Dragon Dynasty, so you can't seal any high-grade." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, my brother-in-law is right. The gatekeeper immediately whispered, and discussed with the Sanpin Iron Spear King: "Then I'll report it first, and then go home to herd a cow, and then come back to guard the palace......, okay?"

"Alright, alright, it's all about you. The brother-in-law looked down on his brother-in-law, and the mud couldn't support the wall, so he glared at him again: "You stay here, I'll ask the mother about her origin, and then you will report it." He coughed, lowered his voice, and said, "When you go home to herd the cattle, by the way, help me hug the grass in the field, so that your sister won't have anything to do with me at night." ”

The brother-in-law nodded, and the Sanpin Iron Spear King trotted to the sedan chair of Sha Sasha, and sighed in a low voice: "Girl King, Taizu is listening to the Mandate of Heaven, and he can't be disturbed for the time being, bother the girl King to tell me the origin of Niangniang, I will let the palace guard go to the Inner Mansion first, and then ......."

"Tongyu Inner House?"

One didn't hold back, and burst out laughing, Sha Shasha looked at the Sanpin Iron Spear King in disbelief: "Look back, how big is the yard in total?" Just a few wooden houses, shouting through the fence wall, can knock down the house, and report a ......."

Hold back hard, the word "fart" didn't come out, and finally didn't lose the demeanor of her daughter's family.

The three-grade iron spear king didn't hear the impatience of the girl king, and he laughed flatteringly, but still asked again without knowing death: "Please give the girl the name of the mother." ”

It's endless, it's annoying.

He already has a blue nose and swollen face, and it's no fun to beat him again, besides, he can't fight back no matter how he fights, where is the fun?

"Don't ask me first, let me ask you first, you just said that Taizu is listening to the mandate of heaven, what does it mean to listen to the mandate of heaven?"

"Oh, this Benchen knows. The Sanpin Iron Spear King was so tired that he straightened his waist, bent back again, and hurriedly replied: "Taizu is called by the gods for a period of time every day, and the gods will tell Taizu who should die today, and then give Taizu a spirit talisman to let Taizu eliminate evil on behalf of the gods." Therefore, when Taizu listened to the mandate of heaven, that is, when Taizu was possessed by the gods, whoever disturbed would offend the gods and would be immediately killed by the thunder. ”

This kind of nonsense of making up children has deceived so many followers?

"Have you seen Taizu kill people with spirit talismans, or have you seen anyone who was killed by the heavenly thunder because they disturbed Taizu?"

After thinking about it carefully, the Sanpin Iron Spear King didn't dare to lie, and replied bluntly: "This...... No one has ever seen it. ”