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Not only are demons bullying, but even thieves dare to be emperors.

By opening a flat land in the middle of the grass and building a few wooden houses, he can be called a lonely man, and he has attracted a group of blind followers who are willing to kneel at his feet to be ministers.

People did this kind of thing thousands of years ago, I wonder if people thousands of years from now will be so stupid?

Obey the destiny of heaven, it turns out that this is what it means.

Possessed by a god?

Only the lower three people on the rivers and lakes use this kind of deceptive tricks.

Sha Shasha turned her head and smiled disdainfully, and when she turned her face, she looked gloomy again, and then asked: "Your Taizu set up his own palace by obeying the Mandate of Heaven?

"No, no. He looked frightened and lowered his voice: "In addition to listening to the mandate of heaven, Taizu also gives us holy water to drink every day. ”

It's really stupid to go home, what others give, dare to drink it with the name of holy water?

There are so many herbs that can refresh the mind, and if you want to deceive these mountain villagers, you don't even need to know a few words.

Looking at the group of people pitifully, Shashasha sighed: "I understand, it turns out that you just wanted this holy water to be a minister for him." ”

"It's not just holy water. We have also seen Taizu manifest his nine-headed true body in the moonlight. ”

Thinking back to the vision of that night, the Sanpin Iron Spear King was already full of longing, and he had no doubt that he had worshiped the wrong emperor.

Nine-headed real body?

Gasping for air, Shashasha sighed secretly: Is it a demon again?

Leaned up, beckoned a group of people to gather in front of the sedan chair, and asked sharply, "Have you all seen Taizu's nine-headed true body?"

Everyone nodded, their faces sincere, not like they were lying.

"What does Taizu's true body look like?"

As soon as she asked, she rushed to say, listened carefully, and still heard some clues: "It was too dark that night, Taizu listened to the mandate of heaven, and when he came out of the Yangtian Palace, he forgot to put away the nine-headed true body, everyone saw it, and eight more heads grew around Taizu's head, and the others did not change, or two arms and two legs, Taizu knelt down when he saw us, so he returned to the Yangtian Temple to hand over the mandate of heaven and put away the real body...... So many people have seen it, and you can't be wrong. ”

The more you talk about it, the more interesting it gets.

Smiling lightly, Sha Shasha asked the Sanpin Iron Spear King: "Tell me the name of Taizu again." ”

"The bloodline of the nine-headed dragon clan is invincible, the Heavenly Law Great Dragon Pilgrimage White Dragon Taizu. ”

Carefully wrote down this stinky and long name, raised his eyebrows and smiled, and instructed the Sanpin Iron Spear King: "You go back to give me my name, and you must write it down carefully." ”

For fear of missing a word and making the girl king unhappy, the three-grade iron spear king put his ear close.

Said to him word by word: "The bloodline of the Ten-Tailed Phoenix Clan is unparalleled, slaughtering the Heavenly Law Dafeng Pilgrimage Caifeng Taizu." ”

The loudness of the newspaper was clearly heard by the two gentlemen who were in the air.

No matter how cold and depressed the black impermanence is, the corners of his mouth can't help but be amused by Sashasha's naughty appearance at this moment.

Bai Wuchang even covered his mouth with a fan, eating and laughing.

"The little girl is both wise and brave, when his term of office expires, he can let her take my position as Baijun, and she must be smarter than me. ”

At least 8,000 years when your term is over.

At that time, things were already wrong, and the innocent girl didn't know where she was reincarnated.

Silently, just watching coldly, I want to see what kind of thing this nine-headed real body is.

I don't know how many times I read it in my mouth, and finally memorized the name of this Holy Caifeng Taizu, and the Sanpin Iron Spear King hurriedly turned around and told his brother-in-law the name.

The brother-in-law's head didn't have the inspiration of his brother-in-law, so he followed his brother-in-law dozens of times before turning around and going back to the yard to sign up.

The sun grew higher and higher, scorching the wounds of the people.

Stung by the sun, the ruptured wound was more painful, in front of the girl king, everyone did not dare to shout pain, one by one bared their teeth and grinned, ugly.

Seeing that Shashasha was upset, she simply waved her hand away from them.

Some people went back to the palace compound, and some walked to the village in groups and twos, presumably in a hurry to get home and finish the farm work first.

got off the sedan chair, moved his muscles and bones, and took out the ox ear sharp knife and looked at it.

It's still as cold as water, and it's not rusty yet, so maybe it will come in handy after a while.

When the daughter of the snake king saw her draw her knife, there was a faint murderous aura on her little face, and she didn't know whether she was afraid or unbearable, so she hurriedly approached her and gently persuaded: "If that Taizu is not a completely bad person, you can just drive him away, don't ...... Don't really ......."

Blowing the blade and making a cold sound, Shashasha deliberately turned her star eyes upside down, scaring the snake king's daughter: "When I do it later, you close your eyes." ”

When she was so frightened that her face turned pale, a man ran out of the courtyard and gave a clumsy salute to the daughter of the snake king: "The second rank of the emperor took the sword man to escort the mother into the palace." ”

"With a knife, why did you recognize her as a mother at a glance?"

Unconvinced, Sasa stepped forward and confronted the man.

Glancing at Sha Shasha, the man replied as a matter of course: "Even the blind can see that she is more drifting than you......"

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped twice, and he was beaten so much that his eyes were full of stars, and there seemed to be two little ghosts blowing trumpets in his ears, and his head was buzzing and painful, and he couldn't hear any sound.

Holding the daughter of the snake king, Shashasha swaggered into the palace compound.

In the center of the compound was a large wooden chair, covered with a yellow cloth.

If you look closely, this yellow cloth seems to have been stolen from a Taoist temple, and Taoist runes can be faintly seen on it.

There is a wooden table in front of the wooden chair, and the wood is not very particular, looking at the surface pattern, it seems that the carpenter has only been playing for a few days.

There was an incense burner and a few plates of fruit on the wooden table, but they were cleanly washed and eaten.

"Look at this style, could this be the dragon chair and the dragon book case?" Shashasha looked back at the snake king's daughter with a smile, the snake king's daughter couldn't help laughing, and also felt that this battle was really ridiculous, and she couldn't guess what kind of tricks this Taizu used to trap the surrounding villagers.

When the two women looked at each other and smiled, a man walked up to the wooden chair, sat on it, stared at the two women, and slowly said in a deep voice: "When you see Taizu, you should kneel, and you are the first offender, so you will not be investigated." ”

Yo, the protagonist has appeared.

Looking up at this man, there is no place where he is outstanding, ordinary people, ordinary faces, thrown into the farmland is the appearance of a farmer.

Taking a step forward, Sha Shasha raised her chin, learned his tone, and teased him: "I am the Holy Caifeng Taizu, when you see me, not only do you not kneel, but also sit on it, aren't you afraid that I will investigate you for the crime of great disrespect?"

As soon as the words fell, before the Holy White Dragon Taizu could reply, he immediately saw several men with wooden guns rushing out from both sides, pointing the tip of the gun at Sha Sasha and shouting: "Presumptuous! Taizu is talking nonsense in front of him, are you looking for death?"

Sha Sasha glared back one by one, her starry eyes were angry, and she shouted: "You are just presumptuous, Taizu has not spoken, you have broken into the palace with a sword, are you going to rebel?"

Several soldiers looked at each other, all of them were full of puzzlement, this little girl seemed to be quite reasonable, leading troops to break into the palace, it should have violated the king's law, right?

The Holy White Dragon Taizu's temperament is also good, he was so troubled by Sha Shasha, he actually answered in an orderly manner, casually signaled the soldiers to retreat, and said with a smile to Sha Shasha: "Today is a big day for Lian and Niangniang to become a dragon and phoenix, and Lian is not to blame." ”

When I expose your little tricks, I will suffer from your guilt!

Just wanted to humiliate him a few more words, the Holy White Dragon Taizu said to Sha Shasha kindly: "Liannian has made you meritorious in escorting Niangniang back to the palace, and named you a beautiful king, and go to the side hall with people to receive the holy water reward." ”

A beautiful king?

Hum!

Say a word, give me a glass of water, and you want to send me away?

Without moving half a step, Shashasha folded her arms and snorted coldly: "Since you have made me king, let's talk about Yulu." ”

As soon as he asked about the money, it seemed that he had moved the lifeblood of the Holy White Dragon Taizu, and his face immediately became ugly.

This little girl is really hard to deal with.

After taking two deep breaths, the Holy White Dragon Taizu finally grasped his heart and replied to her in a deep voice: "When the Tomorrow Alliance is called by the divine spirit, I will ask for you an extra ten years of yang life, and you can be grateful." ”

"Yes, yes, ten more years of longevity is better than money. He nodded, chuckled lightly, and pointed to the daughter of the snake king: "The king of Yipin will have ten more years of yang life, how much should your lady of the palace have?"

"When she enters the door of my dragons, she is a member of my dragons, and she will have eternal life. ”

Thick-skinned to Nantianmen, right?

Even if you become an immortal, you just have an immortality, and you need the peach holy fruit and the ginseng holy fruit to extend your lifespan.

The only thing that talks about eternal life is the Pure Land of Bliss.

You make such a broken yard, and you dare to talk to me about eternal life?

It's just laughable.

Speechless, he chuckled twice, and finally stopped giving him a good face, and Sha Shasha's voice became stronger: "The bandit nest robbed a lady who suppressed the village and had to match a few pieces of jewelry and a few leather jackets, you want to deceive a daughter-in-law in two sentences?"

broke him and asked him in a voice: "Do you never go out with a face?"

These two questions have clearly turned their faces, even in the real palace, the guards in front of the car can hit the top with a golden melon.

But a few soldiers in this courtyard were made a fuss by Shashasha before, but they didn't know that it was their turn to escort them now, so they just watched the excitement and waited for Taizu to answer her.

Saint White Dragon Taizu's face was uncertain, and his heart was full of chagrin.

Originally, a few people were sent to catch a young girl to come back to accompany the bed, but they got such a prickly head.

But seeing that she is just a little girl, how much ability can she have?

There are so many people in our courtyard, can we still be afraid of her?

Coughing heavily, the Holy White Dragon Taizu put on a majestic posture again, and angrily reprimanded Shashasha: "Nonsense in front of the palace, Lianxian dismissed you from the official position of a first-grade beautiful king, and demoted you to a fifth-grade Xiaogong'e, from now on, you don't want to drink a ...... of Lian's holy water."

"Even if you give me 8.6 million products, this Saint Caifeng Taizu is not rare!"

The coquettish voice is angry, and the people have risen.

Kick the dragon book case in the air.

The incense burner was overturned, and apples and pears rolled to the ground.

When the ground was in disarray, he waved his palms horizontally, pushed out a wave of qi, and threw several soldiers out.

With his backhand, he pulled out the sharp knife in his waist, stepped into the void, and jumped in front of the holy white dragon, the blade of the knife pressed tightly against his throat, twisting his eyebrows upside down.

"Tell me all your deceitful little tricks, and say one less word, and I'll smooth you out now!