Li Yihang seemed to understand and asked: "What will the world be like a thousand years later, will the Great Song Kingdom still exist? Aren't the people at that time still dressed like we are now? Are martial arts much more powerful than us? What is Andesian?"

Luo Yun smiled: "How do I know what you asked? You shouldn't believe it, how can you be as easy to deceive as a girl? This is my Luo Yun pickled girl's set of rhetoric, look at even you believe it, this method is really a male and female killing, it seems that my lying skills have been superb, and I have reached the realm, Luo Yun Xiaoxian, the magic is boundless! Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Finally, the phrase 'Andes' is a term that I coined to bluff girls, saying that this is what people will say a thousand years later, do you understand?"

Li Yihang scolded: "You bastard, you just say these nonsensical words, I really don't know your ability to learn to lie." Luo Yun said: "Lying is my natural ability, I have never learned, but I also felt strange yesterday, how my brothers and sisters, all of them are nerds, one is better at reading, and the ability to steal chickens and dogs, lie and talk big, but one is worse than the other, I am the only one with a flexible mind, see people and talk about people, talk about ghosts, talk about beauty and appearance, say connotation to ugly women, there is no one who is not unacceptable, you are really at ease, you can't accept it." ”

Li Yihang said: "Accept, why don't you accept it, love really convinces you." Luo Yun asked: "What, what did you say?" Li Yihang smiled: "This is also my nonsense, which means that I really convinced you, how about it, I'm not bad, live and learn." Luo Yun said: "Good boy, call Master quickly, kneel and bow." Li Yihang said: "The apprentice is below, please accept the master's kick." With that, they kicked him, and the two toasted again, making fun of each other.

After the two finished laughing, Li Yihang asked: "Brother Luo, you just said that you were mistaken by a woman for your youth and years, I see that you are obviously mistaken for many women outside, why did you turn around and say it?" Luo Yun said: "I can't see you bastard, but you can talk, have you noticed, when those girls go out, they all cast grateful and loving eyes on you, that crazy woman wants to pounce on you, it seems that the nickname of my heartthrob Xiaoxian has to be given to you." ”

Li Yihang said: "Don't, I don't know anything about women, with them, I only feel uncomfortable, and if there are ant bites on my body, it is uncomfortable." Luo Yun grinned and said, "This is very normal, when you are with them, is it a shameful stone change?

Li Yihang was stunned for a moment, and said: "What kind of stone is more? What is out of the file, your grandmother's, say a human word, don't pop up from time to time a sentence or two words spoken by people thousands of years later." Luo Yun sighed, and said: "I can't control myself, these incomprehensible words, only I understand them, but I didn't learn them, it seems that I used to talk about it often, and as soon as my brain slipped, it came out of my mouth, do you think it's strange?"

Li Yihang said: "This is also true, it turns out that when I was in the martial arts hall, I didn't hear you say these puzzling words, did you have any changes or accidents that caused brain damage and a big change in temperament?" Luo Yun thought for a while, shook his head and said: "There is no big change in temperament, only the speaking habits have changed a little, and there is no change, everything is normal." Li Yihang said: "Is there anything special that you can't figure out?"

Luo Yun muttered: "This is true, and now after you remind me of this, I am afraid that this strange thing is really related to the change in my speaking habits." Li Yihang said: "Let's listen to it, let's see what's going on?"

Luo Yun said: "I can't speak clearly, and there is nothing to do in the afternoon, so I'll start from the beginning." ”

That year, after Luo Yun finished the basic course at the Zhenwei Martial Arts Hall, he returned home and said to his father: "Daddy, I have worshiped Master to continue my studies. Luo Yun's father Luo Hu said: "It's very good, dad supports you!" After the Mid-Autumn Festival, Luo Yun asked his father for eight taels of silver and returned to Nanchang Mansion, but after entering the city, he did not return to Zhenwei Martial Arts Hall to report, but lived in an inn and lingered in Fengyue all day long.

When Li Yihang heard this, he opened his mouth and said: "How old are you, how can you understand the affairs of this man and woman?" Luo Yun said: "People have a precedence of civilization, don't talk nonsense, do you still want to listen? If you want to listen, don't interject." ”

Comfortable and happy days are always short-lived, and by the end of the year, Luo Yun's money was spent very little, and he said in his heart: "I won't go home this year, just go out and wander around." He wrote a letter home, saying to his father and mother that the curriculum is tight, the task is heavy, and there are many skills to be learned, so he will not go home this year, and he will take time to go home after the new year. After simply packing up, I went southeast, wanting to go to Putian Shaolin Temple to study.

But unexpectedly, he didn't travel hundreds of miles, and the coiling was exhausted, Luo Yun said: "Alas, why is the silver so unavoidable, you have to think of a way to get it, otherwise you will starve to death before you reach Putian." He came to Fuzhou City, wandered around the street, and saw what kind of odd jobs to make money, there were many people who wanted to work as small workers on the side of the road, but they were all heavy and tiring work, and when people saw Luo Yun's body and clothes, they all shook their heads and said: "Son, it's almost the same if you invite me to work at your house, so can I afford to invite a young master like you?" This is the truth, although Luo Yun is a dusty servant all the way, but his dress is not ambiguous at all, he would rather not eat, but also maintain a bright appearance, handsome appearance.

Luo Yun walked around the street several times, but still couldn't find a job, his stomach was already rumbling with hunger, and when he passed a brothel, his heart moved: "When I was having fun in the brothel in Nanchang City, there were a lot of working guys, although they were a little dirty, but they were not tired, why not go in and try their luck?"

He went into the brothel, and found the turtle and the bustard, who thought he was looking for a girl, and greeted him with joy, and when he heard the intention, his face immediately became displeased, but the turtle saw that he looked like a talent, and talked about Sven, so he told him to wait aside, and went to the proprietress to report it. After a while, he asked Luo Yun to enter the inner room, and the bustard wanted to see him.

When she saw Luo Yun's handsome appearance, the proprietress said: "What kind of little guy, can you do this rough work, you can follow me." Luo Yun was overjoyed and said, "Then I really want to thank the proprietress for that." "The turtle took him to the bath and changed clothes first, and after he came out, he gave people a new and bright feeling, not to mention the kind of liking of the proprietress, and praised him again and again for being a beautiful man.

In this way, Luo Yun stayed in the brothel, lived a very comfortable life, and never had the idea of finding a teacher to learn art. Li Yihang couldn't help but interject and asked: "You don't do anything in the brothel, why does the proprietress support you?" Luo Yun smiled: "It's not that I don't do nothing, don't I often have to go out with the proprietress to socialize, and I have to accompany her to play in the mountains and rivers, accompany her to shop and play horse hanging, anyway, I accompany her all day long." ”

Li Yihang stretched his neck and whispered in his ear, "Do you want to sleep together?"

Luo Yun scolded and said: "your grandma, just think about these dirty things, I can't see that you are honest and tight on the outside, and your stomach is full of bad water, and it is very dirty." Li Yihang said with a smile: "After staying in the brothel for two days, it is a dead wood lump, and it will also open its mind." Luo Yun also smiled: "We are all at the age of blood and strength, and it is not normal to have this idea." Li Yihang said: "Look at what you said just now, if you don't need to sleep with you, the ghosts won't believe you." ”

Luo Yun had a smug look on his face and said, "Do you want to sleep with you, and wait for the next time to decompose, Yihang, let me ask you, do you have a partner?"

Li Yihang said: "My father said that he promised me a family affair when he was a child, you see, this repaired jade pendant is a token of engagement." Saying that, pulling out the jade pendant, Luo Yun said: "It turns out that this jade pendant still has such a deep meaning, no wonder you have to fight hard to protect it and cherish it." Li Yihang sighed: "This family business seems to be inaccurate now, my father and mother have gone to immortals, I don't know who my in-laws are, and I don't know where I live, plus I am in this state of despair and frustration now, even if I find the door, people will not admit it." ”

Luo Yun snorted and said: "Fuck off, are you rude to him like this now, with your appearance and skills, there are so many women who rush to marry you at the head of Shouzhou City, if grandma's in-laws don't want you, I will introduce my sister-in-law to you." Li Yihang said: "The parents' revenge has not been avenged, so dare to think about this child's private affairs." ”

Luo Yun said: "You are wrong, your parents are underground, what they want most is not for you to avenge them, but for you to open up branches and leaves for the Li family, continue the Li family's cigarettes, not to the end, you think about it, your enemy's martial arts are so strong, whether you can find him is one thing, whether you can fight him is another thing, it is very likely that you were killed by him with a palm, if you die after you don't have a family, do you have the face to go underground to see your parents?"

Li Yihang said: "I never thought about this, I am still young, and I will think about lifelong events in a few years." ”

Luo Yunshen said in a mysterious whisper: "You can't say that, Yihang, I'll introduce you to a family affair, and I'll make you satisfied!" Li Yihang said: "Do you introduce your sister again? I haven't seen it again, don't." ”

Luo Yun said: "No, it's Bai Taishou's daughter!" Li Yihang was taken aback and said, "What, does Taishou have many daughters?" Luo Yun said: "No, there is only one daughter." Li Yihang was even more surprised: "Isn't Taishou's daughter going to marry you? Why do you want to introduce it to me?"

Luo Yun said: "I don't want to get married, so I want to give Miss to you! ”

Li Yihang laughed suddenly, shaking the door wall slightly, Luo Yun looked at him in astonishment, and when he finished laughing, he asked: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny, I'll tell you seriously." Li Yihang laughed again and said: "What's going on, Sun Gongzi said that he wanted to give me his wife and concubine, Luo Yun, you bastard is even more ruthless and desperate, you want to give me your fiancée, is it that I, Li Yihang, am destined to collect second-hand ones?"