Chapter 304: Liu Bolun's Move
Lao and I came to find Liu Bolun, hoping to learn more information about the spirit beast of the oil gate guarding the mountain from his mouth, but the result can be imagined, he doesn't know as much as Jiang Lao knows, although I have expected it in my heart, but I am still a little disappointed after learning the result.
Just when I was disappointed, Liu Bolun said something that made me a little confused: "Do what you like, attack it unprepared!"
When the old man heard this, he asked directly: "Do what you like, and attack it unprepared?"
As soon as Lao Zhi's voice fell, he saw Liu Bolun round his arm and "snap!" A big mouth was on Lao Zhi's face.
Lao Yu was directly slapped over by this sudden slap, and I was also stunned by this sudden incident, what happened just now?
Lao Yu struggled a few times on the ground like a turtle turning over its shell, and finally got up. Maybe he was also slapped by Liu Bolun, and when he stood up, he just stared at Liu Bolun stupidly, not knowing what happened.
Liu Bolun put on a stinky fart look like a master outside the world, crossed Erlang's legs and said: "This is called doing what he likes, and attacking him unprepared! Beasts are always beasts, and even if they cultivate for a thousand or ten thousand years, they can't get rid of the drawbacks of a single thought, and this racial difference alone is their fatal shortcoming." Take advantage of it and make a fatal move!"
Liu Bolun's words made my eyes shine like an enlightenment, Liu Bolun said well, although animal cultivation can also achieve positive results, but it is the most difficult to change habits, if we take advantage of this shortcoming, we may still have a chance to win.
And Lao Yu didn't understand what Liu Bolun meant, he was slapped by Liu Bolun just now, and now he finally reflected, covering his already red and swollen face and began to scold Liu Bolun, but Liu Bolun just drank by himself, and didn't care about Lao Bai's foul words, this old guy may know that I will definitely stand up and help him speak.
Of course I have to stop Lao Zhi, not to mention just slapping him, even if you beat him fatly, it's worth it, because Liu Bolun pointed out a clear way for us, and it seems that we really didn't come in vain this time.
I hurriedly grabbed the old man who had begun to go crazy, and couldn't hide a smile to thank Liu Bolun, the old man saw that I didn't help him greet Liu Bolun's ancestors, but he also bowed his hand to Liu Bolun, and couldn't figure out what was going on for a while, so he blinked his little eyes and asked me: "I said Nangong, didn't you see him do it with me, you still thank him!"
I was happy in my heart, and I didn't care about the stinky poverty with the old man, so I hurriedly explained: "Why was Mr. Liu able to hit you just now?"
Seeing that I didn't answer the rhetorical question, Lao Zhi was a little confused for a while, but he still said: "I... I'm defenseless!"
I asked, "Then why are you defenseless?"
"Because..."Lao Yu was momentarily speechless when I asked, and after thinking about it, he said, "Why are you defenseless... It's because he didn't have a reason to hit me!"
I slapped him and said, "That's right! He deliberately showed a gesture of goodwill, drank and chatted with you, and did what he liked, so that you completely let down your guard, and then when you were defenseless, find the right time, and make a fatal move!"
Lao Yu scratched his chin after listening to me, thought about it thoughtfully, and then his two little eyes suddenly lit up, and finally understood, grinning and saying "Good way!"
But in the end, he added: "Lao Liu, this slap will be written down for you first!
It seems that this slap will be slapped back sooner or later, Liu Bolun still asks for more blessings...
Because of the pioneering progress, Lao Zhi and I are extremely happy, the mood is like a sunny day after the rain, the blue sky is beautiful, and suddenly there is a sense of relief, I haven't been so happy for a long time.
So I let go of the amount of alcohol, and I must drink to the fullest!
After that, Liu Bolun told us a lot of theoretical experience, and also threatened to catch those mountain-guarding spirit beasts back to soak in wine, and the old man also coaxed, so he had to cut off the whip, soak a jar alone, and take it back to the world for his grandfather to taste.
This is a filial grandson, and he has not forgotten his grandfather, I hope that Grandpa Hu can take over the filial piety given by the old man.
At this time, the old man has already drunk too much, and Liu Bolun is more and more talking, the more he falls in love, goodbye Liu Bolun still has such a big ambition, naturally impressed, he has already thrown the hatred of the palm just now into the clouds, that is called a meeting and hatred, and decided to make the grass as a furnace at the moment, and come to a Taoyuan three knots!
"Uh... Among the three of us, Lao Liu is the oldest, more than 1,000 years old! As the saying goes, the thousand-year-old king is 80,000 years old, and in the future, I will call you the turtle boss, I am the second, and Nangong you are the third!"
"Yes! From today onwards, I will be the Turtle Boss! You are Hu Laoer, you are Nan Laosan! No, no, no... It's the third Gong Lao! uh... It's not, it's... Yes..."
"Nangong Laosan!" Seeing that Liu Bolun was surrounded by my resurname, he hurriedly and generously relieved the siege.
"Yes, yes, Nangong Laosan! From now on, I will see who dares to bully my Liu Ling's brother, go! Go with the eldest brother to uproot the Luohan tree and bring it back to make wine! Look at how dare she Zizhou, go!"
After Liu Bolun finished speaking, he got up and held hands with the old man, and was about to go out to Zizhou for revenge. At that time, I was also drunk, and I actually walked out with Lao Jia and Liu Bolun, but then a dramatic scene happened, which made me unforgettable!
Liu Bolun is a profligate by nature, never pays attention to his personal image, and his dress is even more casual, even casual and a little excessive.
The cheerful little cloth shirt can't be torn anymore, the pants with hanging legs are full of holes of all sizes, and the waistband of the pants is not tight. In order not to drop his pants and let the old birds fly, he twisted a big pimple directly around his waist and then stuffed it into the waistband of his pants.
I don't know when, the big bump on the waist of the pants spread, and with the action of stepping forward, the pants slid down the two small short legs, revealing the big white buttocks.
The old man patronized and talked to Liu Bolun, and discussed fiercely what to do with the old lady of Zizhou after capturing him alive, and he didn't pay attention to Liu Bolun's pants that slipped down.
I don't know how it was so coincidental, I just stepped into Liu Bolun's crotch with one foot, and as a result, two people and a dog gnawed mud and got stuck in the purple grass.
However, this is not the most picturesque scene, when I was drunk and hazy and set my eyes on the turtle boss and Hu Laoer, I clearly saw that a big face of the old man was sticking to Liu Bolun's fat buttocks, and at this time Liu Bolun, still full of enjoyment, this scene really hurt my appetite, after a while of turning over the river and the sea, I began to vomit and vomit...