Chapter 371: Fraudulent Corpse

They have always given each other away, and each returned to his home. Relatives or remnants of sorrow, others have also sang. What is the way to die, and the body is the same as the mountain.

Tao Yuanming's elegy shows Wu Song's consistent thoughts, he is an iron-clad man, his heart is extremely hard, and he lives a life of licking blood at the tip of a knife on the rivers and lakes, and it is common for his closest friend to die.

But at this moment, Wu Song had a sadness in his heart, so that his scalp was numb, he didn't have many days with Li Kui, and his deep friendship was indescribable, but Li Kui's filial piety was deeply moved by him.

Wu Song had a mother who loved him before he crossed over, and he was most concerned about his mother when he arrived in the Northern Song Dynasty, becoming Wu Song, who lost his parents since he was a child, and the emotion of wanting to raise and not waiting for his relatives is also there, thinking of the old lady's blind tears, thinking that she is going to send a white-headed person to a black-headed person, as the saying goes, ruthlessness is not a true hero, how can there be no reason not to be sad.

Shi En has no friendship with him, Li Kui is his brother, Wu Song is the most happy and hateful, at this moment he already has the heart to kill Shi En in his heart, he carried Li Kui on his back, and looked at Shi En coldly with a pair of tiger eyes.

Shi En is very calm, he is also a man, he was originally going to kill Li Kui, and killing Li Kui was also calculated that Jiang Menshen would come to take revenge, he knew a few days ago that Wu Song had something to do with Happy Lin, and he also thought that Wu Song would seek revenge on him.

Facing Wu Song's tiger who was also afraid of three points, Shi En also glared angrily, and without flinching, he said coldly: "Wu Song, where are you going to carry Li Kui's corpse?"

Zhang Qing looked at the expressions of the two, listened to Shi En's words, and sighed in his heart: "How should I be good, on the one hand, I am a righteous brother, on the other hand, I am Erniang's righteous brother, and I am also my brother!"

Zhang Qing wanted to mediate, but he knew that benevolence was a person, although there was the pedantry of a scholar, but there was also the arrogance of the rivers and lakes, and in the face of provocation, it would be stronger and stronger, and it would be difficult for him to compromise!

Wu Song is even more like that, his heart is extremely hard, Li Kui is his brother, he must find Shi En for revenge, don't say that he can't mediate two people with strong tempers, even if it is about martial arts, one Wu Song is his husband and wife can't deal with it.

Sun Erniang has a big temperament, she also saw the clue, instead of exhorting, she said: "Wu Song, Shi En is also my brother, you can't kill him today, another day, you tell him the reason for the matter, everyone will make a judgment, if it is Li Kui's fault, Shi En kills him reasonably, if it is Shi En is unreasonable, you want to duel with him, and my husband and wife don't care." ”

After hearing this, Zhang Qing felt that his wife was right this time, at least it could alleviate the current situation, and I would talk about it later.

"Sister, if you ask me not to kill Shi En today, I won't kill him, but Li Kui is dead, no matter who was right or wrong before this incident, Wu Song must kill him!"

"Wu Song, aren't you a bit indistinguishable from wrong?" Sun Erniang's face sank, she was about to have a seizure.

Wu Song laughed and said: "Sister, if you open a murder workshop and kill the wrong person, that person's relatives and friends will seek revenge on you and kill you, Wu Song will kill him without asking for reasons to avenge you, there is no principle between friends, it is to protect the short, that is, you have to laugh at Wu Song for not distinguishing between right and wrong, Wu Song is the same, to his relatives and friends around him, what is wrong, that righteous killing relatives is simply nonsense!"

This idea is Wu Song from before the crossing, he has watched a lot of social news, some people say stick to their jobs, so that the old father or mother can't see the last face before the death, and then cry in front of the TV, saying how he feels so guilty, he scoffs, a person who pulls himself up without reservation, a person who dedicates everything to himself, with a cold job position, or with a person who is not very familiar, you actually choose the latter, do not choose the former, this kind of person can only be said to be cold-blooded, cold-blooded to the outrageous, when the parents die, but also to use a handful, to make their personality high。

The other is the righteous killing of relatives, this is only the plot on TV, one's relatives, no matter how bad he is to others, it is normal for others to destroy him, but it is also unreasonable to kill him himself, people who can do this kind of thing are not of noble character, but also extremely selfish, this is a bit far-fetched, but it is indeed Wu Song's mood at this moment.

"Huh?" Sun Erniang tilted her head sideways and thought for a moment, "Well, this makes sense, if someone wants to kill you Wu Song, I also care if his mother is a good person or a bad person, and I will talk about him! Well, you're right!"

Zhang Qing couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, he originally thought that his wife was suddenly blessed with a good soul, and he was not confused, and he could persuade Wu Song, who knew that it would become like that.

"Hahahaha!" Shi En looked up to the sky and smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" Wu Song squinted at him and said coldly.

"It's funny, it's funny!" Shi En seemed to hear the funniest joke in the world, and he laughed out loud before saying: "Shi En's life was given by his parents, was it given by you, Wu Song?

Wu Song is also an arrogant person, he nodded and said: "Wu Song wants to take your life, just like a bag to get something! Wu Song is willing to take your life for the third watch, but you can't live for the fourth watch! It's just that my sister said that if I don't take your life today, I won't take it, and on the day of Li Kui's funeral, I will naturally come to take your head to pay tribute!"

Wu Song carried Li Kui's body and saluted Sun Erniang and his wife, "Brother-in-law, sister, Wu Song will not get together with you today, Li Kui is also coming to take the benefactor's head on the day of the funeral, please don't stop it!"

Zhang Qing grabbed Wu Song's hand, "Brother, it's ..... talk about this matter", he said this, he couldn't continue, he didn't know how to talk about it, he also knew Wu Song's temper, so he had to let go of his hand and sighed.

Shi En stepped forward, his hands spread, Wu Song was furious, "Shi En, what do you want?"

"Wu Song, Li Kui is a prisoner in Anpingzhai in the prison camp, even if he is dead, it is also handled by Anpingzhai, if you want to take him away, I will stop it, this matter is related to the government, not you and me, if Shi En has no ability to stop you, he will use 600 prisoners in Anpingzhai, 300 officers and soldiers to stop you, if you still can't stop it, then report to Zhang Dujian, and bring 5,000 officers and soldiers from Mengzhou Mansion to arrest you!"

When Zhang Qing heard this, he was even more worried in his heart, if the government was implicated, this matter would be even more uncontrollable, he pulled Sun Erniang's sleeve and asked Sun Erniang to persuade Wu Song.

In his heart, Wu Song is the most difficult, and Shi En will listen to his opinions, but Sun Erniang said: "Shi En, this is your fault, Li Kui is dead, Wu Song took his body back to his mother, it is right, you are a man in the rivers and lakes, even if I let the two of you fight Wu Song for you, it is better than using officers and soldiers, naturally, I will not fight Wu Song for you!"

Syllable!

Zhang Qing slapped his head hard, he was very annoyed and asked his wife to persuade Wu Song, where is this persuasion, it is clearly shouting and cheering.

"Shi En, if you have 600 people to stop Wu Song, Wu Song will kill 600 people, if there are 900 people to stop you, you will kill 900 people, and if 5,900 people are to stop you, you will kill 5,900 people!"

"Okay! Brother, you are arrogant!" Sun Erniang couldn't help but cheer.

Zhang Qing immediately scolded: "Erniang, shut up!"

In the eyes of ordinary people, Zhang Qing is the master who is afraid of his wife, but in fact, at a critical time, Sun Erniang is still very obedient, and when she heard Zhang Qing get angry, she stuck out her tongue and didn't dare to speak.

"Uh-huh......."

"Uh-huh........"

"Uh-huh........."

A heavy wheezing sound came out, as if it came from the nose of some beast, and the tense atmosphere just now disappeared at once, and everyone looked around, not knowing what beast broke into Anpingzhai.

"Shi'en, is there a vicious dog or a hungry wolf in Anping Village?" Sun Erniang couldn't help but ask, and suddenly she suddenly realized: "Isn't there a mastiff, right?

Wu Song naturally knows what a mastiff is, and the ancients said: "A dog is a mastiff with four feet." That is to say, the tall dog is the mastiff, the word mastiff will be exquisite, it is composed of proud pride and dogs, and the literal understanding is the proud dog, that is to say, the overlord of dogs.

According to legend, Genghis Khan won a hundred battles, also because of the use of a team of mastiff dogs, some people even said that mastiffs can fight with lions and tigers, which is naturally exaggerated, but it also shows that they are very powerful, and their force can be comparable to that of good hands in the rivers and lakes, and the ferocity is like Li Kui.

Wu Song sneered: "Grace, people can't fight Wu Song, are you going to use brutes?"

"Who knows the beast you scold?" Shi En said angrily.

"The camp is not a brute. A soldier said, everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard it, the man knew that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly explained: "The villain didn't say that the little pipe camp is not a beast, hey, the villain said that this voice is not from a beast, it is from behind the uncle!"

He said it incoherently, but everyone understood, and their eyes fell on Wu Song's back, and Wu Song had nothing behind him, only carrying a Li Kui.

"Corpse fraud!" A soldier was frightened.

Sun Erniang Rao is more bold than a man, but after all, it is her daughter's family, how can she not be afraid when she hears zombies, she can't help but hide behind Zhang Qing, and said in a trembling voice: "Big brother, is there really a zombie in the world?"

She thought that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted: "Wu Song, hurry up and throw Li Kui's corpse, he will become a corpse, bite you, and you will also become a zombie!"

"How can there be zombies in the world!" Wu Song didn't believe it: "Wu Song behaves well, has his own heroic righteousness, and is not afraid of anything!"

"Hmm.... Uh-huh....." The gasp came again.

Wu Song was stunned in his heart, the voice was indeed coming from behind him, he hurriedly put Li Kui's body on the ground, and saw that Li Kui's black face had turned purple, and his eyes were wide and flashing red.

Burst!

Li Kui suddenly jumped up straight, his hands were also straight, he stepped forward in two steps, and pinched the neck of a soldier with one hand.

"Ahem..... Ahem....."

The two soldiers were lifted half a foot off the ground by Li Kui's corpse, their throats made a "cough cough" sound, and their feet kept kicking, and they were about to die.

"Big brother, what a zombie!" Sun Erniang was frightened.

Wu Song naturally didn't believe in the zombies, and was very happy to see Li Kui resurrected, and he thought very quickly: "Since Li Kui is not dead, you can't condone him to kill people and pull hatred!"

He stepped forward, stretched out his hands, grabbed Li Kui's wrist, tentacles, Li Kui's wrist was warm, and strengthened Li Kui's idea of resurrection.

Li Kui strode forward, raised his right foot and was about to kick the soldier on the ground, Wu Song hugged him and smiled: "Brother, since they are not dead, let them go!"

"Hmm.... Hmm....." Li Kui still gasped in his throat.

Wu Songhu was stunned and shouted, "You guys, you poisonous Brother Li?"

"Hero, no, he.... He's got a hemp pit in his mouth!" one of them shouted hurriedly.

Wu Song saw that Li Kui's mouth was really swollen, and his two fingers pinched Li Kui's cheeks, poof, and Li Kui spit out the hemp core.

"Straight lady thief, you guys, you almost suffocated the old man to death, the old man killed you today!" Li Kui scolded.

Zhang Qing reacted very quickly, seeing that Li Kui was not dead, it was a good time to resolve this grievance, he immediately went over, pulling Shi En with one hand and Li Kui with the other.

"Two brothers, it can be said that they don't know each other, look at my face, everyone doesn't care about the past, Li Kui can be resurrected, it's a happy event, drink and go!"

Wu Song saw Zhang Qing come forward, Li Kui was not dead, and he didn't want to grudge with Shi En, hugged Li Kui and said with a smile: "Big brother, why are those birds killing him? You see the eight of them, they are like plagued chickens, killing them and humiliating the hands of heroes!"

When Li Kui heard this, he laughed: "Yes, Tie Niu is a hero, don't worry about them!"

He turned his red eyes, stared at Zhang Qing, and asked, "Man, who are you? Why does the master look at your face? How old are you?"

Sun Erniang was reluctant when she heard this, and a wave of anger immediately swelled up, forgetting her fear, and pointing at Li Kui and scolding: "You black man, don't your eyes be black too? I don't even know him, he is Zhang Qing, known as 'Vegetable Garden' in the rivers and lakes, and it was Shi Grace who invited us to subdue you!"

"The master doesn't eat vegetables, he doesn't know!" Li Kui spat out a mouthful of saliva and scolded: "Straight thief!"

"Phew, who are you scolding for being a straight lady thief!" Sun Erniang immediately attacked, pulled out the mandarin duck knife from the bottom of her skirt, and pointed the tip of the knife at Li Kui: "I heard that you use a double axe, so come and learn the old lady's double knife!"

"Mmmmmmmm

"Phew, are you afraid of the old lady?"

"Yes! Lao Tzu is most afraid of women in his life!" Li Kui said bluntly: "Li Kui has killed countless people in his life, as long as the old mother shouts, his legs will be weak, and the old man practices child's skills, and he doesn't love women!"

Sun Erniang heard him speak bluntly, saying that he was afraid of women, but he lost his temper, and said: "Since you are afraid of the old lady, return the happy forest to Shi En, for the sake of Wu Song's face, it can be regarded as making you a friend!"

"The Happy Forest belongs to the Jiang Men God, not the Iron Bull's, and the Iron Bull has no right to return it!" Li Kui said clearly: "The snatching of territory on the rivers and lakes has always been inhabited by the capable, there is nothing to say, Shi En wants to recapture the Happy Forest, he can snatch it with his own skills, he can win the plate axe in the hand of the Iron Bull, and he can win the Jiang Men God, the Happy Forest is naturally his!"

Sun Erniang felt very reasonable when she heard this, and she and Zhang Qing and her husband often thought about snatching Erlong Mountain back as their own base, which is the same reason as Jiang Menshen and Li Kui robbing the happy forest of grace.

"Li Kui, what you said makes sense, in a few days, the old lady will naturally go to the Jiang Men God and snatch the happy forest back. Her eyes rolled: "Wu Song, who will you help then?"

"Don't help either side!" Wu Song smiled: "If Jiang Menshen hurts you at all, I will naturally settle accounts with him!"

"That's not right!" Li Kui shook his head.

Everyone wondered: "What's wrong!"

"Jiang Menshen invited Tie Niu back to guard the Happy Forest for him, since he invited me back, naturally my martial arts are higher than him. Li Kui glared at Sun Erniang and said, "If you want to grab the happy forest, you have to compete with me, but I don't fight with women, so what should I do?"

"Didn't you hear? If the old lady is unharmed, Wu Song will avenge me, so you can fight Wu Song!"

Zhang Qing and Shi En listened and laughed in their hearts: "What should you Wu Song do now?"

When Wu Song heard this, he was also worried: "By the way, this matter is really difficult, my sister wants to snatch back the Happy Forest for Shi En, so she naturally has to fight with Li Kui, both sides are brothers, and it is not good for anyone to be injured, I am really difficult to do." ”

"I'm not Wu Song's opponent!" Li Kui looked at Wu Song and said: "Wu Song, if you are helping Shi En to regain the Happy Forest, then you can take it over now, whether it is Jiang Menshen or me, I can't beat you, but why do you want to help that woman deal with Tie Niu? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to her beauty?"

"Phew!" Wu Song's face sank, and he scolded: "Brother Li, don't talk nonsense, let me introduce you to you!"

Wu Song took Zhang Qing's hand and said, "This is 'Vegetable Garden' Zhang Qing, you should have heard of the tavern he opened on the cross slope, right?"

"Hahaha, that's naturally heard, Fang Cai Tie Niu is deliberately angry with him!" Li Kui said with a smile: "It is often said in the rivers and lakes that the big trees cross the slope, who dares to go there? The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are put to fill in the river!"

Zhang Qing was very happy when he heard Li Kui say his name, he took Li Kui's hand and said with a smile: "Brother, I often hear about your 'Black Whirlwind' reputation!"

"Well, yes, you love to kill, and Tie Niu also loves to kill!" Li Kui pointed at Sun Erniang and asked: "Tie Niu heard that you have a powerful wife, called 'Dominatrix' Sun Erniang, is this the girl!"

"Yes, she is the second mother of the Hun family, and she is also the righteous sister of the Wu Song brothers!"

Li Kui nodded and said, "Well, yes, this girl is straightforward and fast-talking, and loves to use knives, she is a member of my generation!"

"It's not just my generation, it's just ..... you" Wu Song laughed, and without going on, Sun Erniang scolded: "Wu Song, do you mean that I love to kill people like him?