"Hmph, you are naturally white and very beautiful, if you look like an iron bull, Zhang Qing doesn't want you to be his wife!"

Li Kui said loudly, if it was someone else who said such things, Sun Erniang would definitely think that he was making a joke and would inevitably use the knife, but Li Kui was straightforward, thinking that that sentence was that sentence, she was disappointed, and she didn't think it was wrong.

The most embarrassing thing at the moment is to give grace, just now he and Wu Song are still tense, Li Kui is also the enemy he wants to kill, Zhang Qing and his wife were invited back to deal with Li Kui by themselves, but now they have become brothers, and they are like outsiders.

Zhang Qing is still a fine person, he saw the embarrassment of Shi'en, took Shi'en's hand, and smiled at Wu Song and Li Kui: "Brother Wu Song, Brother Li Kui, this is my sworn brother Shi'en, since everyone is a brother, why not smile and enmity!"

"No!" Li Kui opened his hand and said formally: "Unless Shi En doesn't ask for the happy forest, otherwise Tie Niu can't be friends with him, Jiang Menshen is very good to Tie Niu's old mother, and Tie Niu will work hard for him, this can't be changed!"

"If you don't snatch it back, you won't be a man!" Shi En also said fiercely.

He opened the Happy Forest at the beginning, in order to spectacular Mengzhou, add a heroic atmosphere, but also want to learn the "little whirlwind" Chai Jin, to recruit the world's heroes, at the moment the Happy Forest was robbed, how do you have the face to gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes, saying that you want to emulate Chai Jin, but also to become a joke.

The man in the rivers and lakes attaches great importance to his reputation, and his life is a trivial matter, and he can't swallow this breath no matter what, and he heard Li Kui say that if he is friends with him, he will give up Happy Forest, so he immediately made his position clear.

Zhang Qing was reluctant to entangle with Li Kui, he knew that Li Kui had no scheming and was quite obedient to Wu Song, so he said to Wu Song: "Brother Wu Songxian, what do you say?"

"What do I have, don't say that I have no grudge against Shi En, but I still owe him a favor, on Mengzhou Road, he 'has no hope of three but hope' to entertain me, which is a weight to me, if it weren't for his connivance with his subordinates, bullying the old .... Bully a woman, how can I go against him!"

Wu Song originally wanted to say "bullying the old lady", but seeing Li Kui present, if it was said that Shi En's subordinates were bullying the old lady, it was estimated that Li Kui had to kill Shi En, so he said the word "woman".

Shi En is above board, he didn't oppress the woman, and he said something to stop it, but those people were his subordinates, he couldn't escape the blame, and immediately saluted Wu Song and said: "Wu Song, Shi En did something wrong in this matter!"

"There is no need to talk about the past!" Wu Song was originally generous, and such things were nothing, and he didn't want to mention them.

"Shi'en, if you want to snatch back the Happy Forest, Tie Niu will definitely not finish with you, this matter is certain, will you kill me again for this?" Li Kui said proudly.

"Who should you be!" Shi En also said proudly: "Since I let you go today, in Anping Village, I will no longer embarrass you!"

"After those three days, can I take my mother over and live with me?"

"Yes!"

Wu Song said with a smile: "Brother Li, you don't have to take the old lady over, it is estimated that you will be able to settle your grievances in a few days!"

"How can you get a grievance?"

Wu Song's heart moved: "Don't tell him about Ghost Li, otherwise, with his character, he will definitely go out to find Ghost Li, he is very safe in Anping Village at this moment, and don't make any more trouble." ”

"This heavenly secret must not be revealed!"

"Hey, Wu Song, why did you learn the work of those bull-nosed people who pretend to be ghosts!" Li Kui scolded, his red eyes rounded, and he said strangely: "I seem to have heard you say that I became a zombie just now, what's the matter?"

"Hahaha, everyone thought you were dead, and you suddenly made a noise, naturally you thought you were a corpse!" Wu Song said with a smile.

"Wu Song, haven't you ever been the head of the capital, why can't you even tell the difference between the dead and the living?"

"Hey, I just had a preconceived idea of being the head of the capital, and I listened to the tolerance of the case, but anyone who suffocates to death will be incontinent before death, I smell urine, and naturally think you are dead!"

"That's because Lao Tzu felt urgent, he couldn't move his hands, and he couldn't pull his pants, so he had to pull them directly!"

When everyone heard this, they laughed, and Shi Enqi said: "It's really strange, in the past, those who used to use basin hangings, as long as they covered their faces with a white cloth of wet water, there is no immortality, you are powerful, and you will not die for an hour." ”

"I know why. After all, Wu Song had been the head of the capital, and immediately thought of the reason: "Thanks to those military men who stuffed the hemp core into Brother Li's mouth, his mouth was not sealed with a white cloth, and he had room to breathe." ”

It makes sense for everyone to think about it, Li Kui smiled and said: "Those straight thieves just now wanted to kill Lao Tzu, and they saved Lao Tzu's life, which is considered to be even!"

Everyone was very happy to hear Li Kui so open-minded, but Shi En shook his head, and he said in his heart: "Originally, Wu Song and Li Kui could become close friends, but it's a pity!"

"Wu Song, Zhang Qing, I'm leaving!"

"Where are you going?" Wu Gong asked hurriedly.

"Gambling money! There is a gambling house in this Anping Village!" Li Kui finished speaking, and strode away.

Everyone looked at his back and felt that this person was very peculiar, and when Fang came out of the ghost gate, he thought about going to gamble.

"Wu Song, why are you not wearing clothes, and your pants are still rotten like this?" asked Sun Erniang.

"Hey, it's hard to say! Sister, I'll come to Anping Village to visit you another day, I'm going back, the old lady and Jin Lian are still in the inn." ”

Shi En naturally won't keep Wu Song, he is still worried that if he wants to drink with him, it will be very embarrassing, Zhang Qing and his wife are straightforward people, so naturally they won't keep it.

"Wu Song, wait a minute!"

Sun Erniang said, Wu Song remembered that the last time he went to Anxi Village, he just didn't listen to her, wait a minute, he ran into trouble, and this time it was not too late.

Sun Erniang walked into the Guanying Mansion, went directly into her room, and took out the widest one from Zhang Qing's clothes, although she was straightforward, but after all, she was a woman, and when she was careful, when she saw Wu Song so down, she didn't know if he didn't have any money.

Anyway, it would be right to give him some, took two ingots of ten taels of gold, put them in his clothes, and walked out quickly.

Wu Song was very happy to take the clothes, the clothes were a little heavy, he touched them, and found two ingots of gold, he knew that it was Sun Erniang's intention, and cheered in his heart: "This is just right, you can pay the rent when you go back, and you don't have to suffer from the snobbish shopkeeper." ”

He and Sun Erniang were like-minded, so they became sisters and brothers, so naturally there was no need to be polite, and Wu Song did not thank him, got dressed, and walked straight to Mengzhou Mansion.

In the inn, Yang Zhi took a bench, just like Emperor Guan sitting in Huarong Dao, holding the treasure knife, the god was majestic, and no one dared to approach the door half a step.

Pan Jinlian and Lao Taijun saw that someone was guarding the door, and their hearts were a lot more stable.

"Old lady, Erlang has gone to Anping Village, Uncle must be fine, you didn't sleep all night last night, take a rest." ”

"Wu Song is gone, the old body is naturally at ease, Jin Lian, you are also tired, take a rest. ”

Pan Jinlian is a young girl, still a beautiful girl, she was forced to come back from the wild boar forest all the way, naturally she couldn't take care of her appearance, but now she is stable, and she told the shopkeeper and the guy that she is a beggar woman, where can she sleep in peace.

She just wanted to quickly pour a plate of washing water, clean it up, and straighten out her messy hair, there was a mirror in the room, she didn't dare to take it, if she did, I was afraid that she wouldn't be at ease for a day.

She is really embarrassed, she owes rent, naturally she can't tell the guy to pour water, let Yang Zhi go, he is a friend of Wu Song, a man, and he doesn't know him, how can he bother.

The old lady didn't hear Pan Jinlian's promise, her heart moved, and she thought: "Why am I so stupid, there is a man guarding outside the door, Jinlian is a young woman, how can she sleep in front of him, hey, if I don't sleep, she won't feel at ease, okay, I can only wronged Jinlian." The old lady fell asleep by herself.

"What are you going to do?"

Yang Zhi's voice sounded outside the room, and it turned out that a guy was holding a plate of washing water in his hand, and he was also holding a plate with two fingers, and there were four steamed buns in it, and he was about to walk into the room.

"This is what the shopkeeper just ordered the villain to give inside, it is steamed buns and washing water. ”

Pan Jinlian was overjoyed when she heard this, but she was too embarrassed to agree, so she had to think in her heart: "Uncle, you hurry up and agree, it doesn't matter if you want steamed buns, you must wash your face." ”

Yang Zhi guessed that the guy couldn't do anything, so he turned sideways and said, "You go in!"

Pan Jinlian was overjoyed, he turned sideways slightly, not daring to look at the guy, the guy put the washing water on the table angrily, bang, the water splashed.

"What are you going to do?" Yang Zhi shouted.

"It's not that loud without silver!" the man muttered as he walked out of the room.

Yang Zhi grabbed him and said, "What did you say?"

The guy was a little angry, and choked back: "If you rent it to you immediately, the villain will call you before and after, if not..."

The more he spoke, the more unconfident he became, this was natural, because his feet had left the ground, and he grabbed Yang Zhi, Yang Zhi thought to himself: "The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, that's it!"

Boom!

With a force in his hand, he threw the guy out, and the guy fell so that a Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, and he wanted to be strong again, but his mouth didn't obey the call, "I.... I.... You.... You...."

Yang Zhi laughed and said, "Get out!"

Pan Jinlian got a basin of face washing water, and didn't care about what was happening outside, so she hurriedly threw a few handfuls of water on her face and brushed it vigorously with both hands.

After brushing dozens of times, she dared to look in the mirror, she was still so pretty in the mirror, but her hair was scattered, she wiped off the slightest stain on her face in the mirror, and carefully combed her hair, it took half an hour to be satisfied.

She looked back at the old lady, the old lady slept very peacefully, but the bed next to the bed was really dirty, Pan Jinlian is a person who loves cleanliness, thinking that the dirty mud she brought back actually touched the old lady's clothes, so she wanted to wash it with water.

At first glance, she couldn't help but be dumbfounded, the basin of face wash water had turned into ink, she was embarrassed again, Xiao Er beat Yang Zhi, she couldn't let the family change the water, go out by yourself, the dress was still dirty, so she had to sit in the room and wait for Wu Song to come back.

But looking at the dirt on the bed, as well as the basin of black water, I feel uncomfortable, just like the contemporary people say that there is a habit of cleanliness, if you know the constellation, it is estimated that she is a Virgo.

Pan Jinlian still couldn't bear it, her feet were a little hard, and it was still very painful, but it was still okay to walk back and forth, so she mustered up her courage and walked out with a basin.

"Sister-in-law, where are you going?"

"Uncle, the slave family wants to change a basin of water. ”

"Oh, there you go!"

Yang Zhi hurriedly got out of the way, he was also a straightforward man, thinking that no one would dare to bully Pan Jinlian if he was there, and if he changed a basin of water, it was estimated that the shopkeeper would not be embarrassed.

Pan Jinlian lowered her head, always thinking that her dress was not clean, she was very flustered, and walked out vigorously, but the guys were downstairs, so she had to go downstairs to inquire.

The shopkeeper was sitting at the counter, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw a stunning beauty coming down from the upper floor, and couldn't help but wonder: "When did that beauty stay in the inn?"

"The villain doesn't know, if there is such a beautiful person staying in the inn, it is impossible not to know, could it not be a guest of our inn?" said a guy.

Another fellow said, "No way, she has a basin in her hand, which is obviously from our inn, by the way, her dress is very familiar." ”

"That's right!" was still the shopkeeper sophisticated, and he suddenly realized: "Her dress is covered with muddy water, and it is the woman who came back from the shirtless man's back." ”

"Shopkeeper, it seems that we are looking away, I'm afraid they really know Ye Kongmu, Kang Jie level, such a beautiful woman, it is impossible to come to fight the autumn wind!" (I have used the word autumn wind a few times before, this word has been used in ancient and modern times, it means to swagger and deceive, and it also refers to the act of cheating and eating, cheating)

Pan Jinlian naturally heard their discussion, her face was hot, but there was no girl who didn't like others to praise her appearance, and she was also happy in her heart, she saluted slightly: "Shopkeeper, the slave family wants to ask for a basin of water..."

"Xiao Er, go and bring a basin of water to the lady, and bring a few side dishes in!"

"Shopkeeper, we haven't got the silver back yet...."Pan Jinlian said hurriedly.

"Don't worry!" said the shopkeeper generously.

"Don't worry, don't worry!" The guy also smiled: "Little lady, if you show your true face earlier, everyone won't think you are a villain!"

Pan Jinlian was too ashamed to speak, but lowered her head.

"Hide! The big worm is coming!" I don't know who it was, but I shouted outside, and the diners in the lobby were in a mess, and everyone was in a hurry to get up to settle the bill.

Pan Jinlian said curiously in her heart: "It's weird! This is a busy city, how can there be a big bug?"

"Little lady, hurry up to the room, otherwise that scoundrel will definitely be offended when he sees your face!"

The shopkeeper hurriedly said, Pan Jinlian then knew that the big insect was not a tiger, but a scoundrel, she hurriedly turned around and went upstairs, but her heart was in a hurry, her feet hurt, "oops", a stumble, and fell to the ground.

As soon as she got up, her nose smelled a foul smell, and when she looked up, she saw a scoundrel drunken into the inn, where was the person, it was like hanging a ghost head on the human body, he had no hair on his head, and he was pitted, and the stench was coming from the head, two eyes, one large and one small, and a row of black buckteeth in his mouth protruded like the cornices of a gazebo, which could shelter his chin from the wind and rain.

This person is a well-known dilapidated household in Mengzhou Mansion, called Niu Er, nicknamed no hairy worm, specializing in spreading wild and making trouble on the street, and I don't know how many lawsuits I have eaten, as the saying goes, a good man is afraid of shrews, shrews are afraid of scoundrels, and over time the government doesn't care about him, and the people see it, and they just dodge, and no one wants to provoke.

"Niu Er, my inn has never provoked you, why did you come in?" said the shopkeeper stubbornly.

"Haha, early this morning, there was a discussion on the street, saying that there were people selling knives in your inn, and I was short of a knife to use, so I came, I didn't expect that your inn not only hid knives, but also abducted and sold people, hum, I'm going to sue the official!"

The shopkeeper knew that this person was making trouble, so he didn't want to deal with it, so he said nonsense: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I'm doing business in a righteous and bright way, how can I abduct and sell people?"

"Why not, you kidnapped and sold my wife and hid it. ”

"Hehe, you also have a wife?"

"That's right, she just married last night!" Niu Er pointed at Pan Jinlian, and a pair of dirty hands grabbed Pan Jinlian's chest directly, which frightened Pan Jinlian's complexion, but the pain in her feet made her unable to dodge.

Niu Er thought that he would be able to get the oil this time, and he was full of joy, but his hands were cold, and he didn't catch Pan Jinlian's chest, but grabbed a knife handle, and when he looked up, he saw a big man with a large cyan birthmark on his face, standing majestically in front of him, and his hands were grabbing his knife handle.

"Who are you?" Niu Er asked drunkenly.

"Niu Er, he is the green-faced man who sells knives!" Several people who made trouble with Niu Er hurriedly said.

"Man, it turned out that you were selling knives, and the master was about to buy knives, how much silver did you sell for this knife?"

Yang Zhifang just choked on the guy, saying that he didn't have any silver, thinking that if Wu Song came back, he would ask him to solve the trouble by himself, and he would also lose his prestige, seeing that Niu Er brought five or six people, it would not be surprising if he really had money to buy a knife, and he quoted the price, and it was just right to let the people in the inn know that it was good to meet someone who knew the goods.

"This is an ancestral treasure sword, sold for three hundred taels of silver!"

"Phew, who is your ancestor, and why is the sword he handed down worth three hundred taels of silver?"

Yang Zhi was so depressed that he wanted to sell his ancestor's treasure knife, how could he say that this knife belonged to his grandfather's famous Yang Jiye, so he had to say: "This is a treasure knife!"

"What treasure is there? If you want to tell me, the lord is happy, don't say three hundred taels, even five hundred taels will be bought with you." ”

"First, chop copper and chop iron, the edge of the knife is not rolled, second, it is too fastidious, and the third murder knife has no blood!"

"It's just your family's words, how to confirm it!"

"You just have to take some copper and iron and try it. ”

"Shopkeeper, take out twenty copper coins and see if his knife can be cut. ”

The shopkeeper didn't want to provoke Niu Er, and he also wanted to see it, anyway, twenty copper coins were nothing, so he immediately took it out, and those guests who were going to leave heard that Yang Zhi's treasure knife was so powerful, and they all came around, wanting to see it, even Pan Jinlian had curiosity.

Niu Er folded twenty copper coins into a building, put them on the table, and shouted, "Man, you cut it!"