"Bastard! this time there is only one old Taoist, how can there be such a character as you who don't know what to do!" Sheng Ping Daoren finally couldn't help it, and reprimanded Jing Hezheng loudly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

When Jing Hezheng heard this, he scratched his head, then suddenly turned his head and said to Meng Bai: "Brother Xian, you must not believe this old way, it must be a lie, if it is really a god descending to earth, how can you not even know me." ”

"If the gods descend to earth, it would be strange to know you. Meng Bai shook his head and said.

Smack! Jing Hezheng slapped his face and shouted loudly: "Fathers and fellow villagers, have you seen it, this person doesn't even know me, he must be a charlatan! Don't believe it, let me teach him a lesson." ”

Under the city gates, more and more people gathered here. For a while, Lao Dao and their apprentices did not look very good. Although they all know that they are here to deceive people, the most important thing that dares them to do this is prestige. There must be the faith of the people, and if they are blamed by a random kid, then the popularity they have accumulated will be scattered.

I saw Sheng Ping Daoist take out a peachwood sword from his arms, and with a flick in front of him, the flames suddenly rose and waved in the air. Then Sheng Ping Daoren used his left hand to take out a yellow talisman and wave it in the air. There are words in the mouth: "Yuqing has a fate, sue the three yuan; Cao Zhi of the ten directions, the decree is announced; the subordinates of the whole system stand in front of the altar; turn the Dahua and open the heavens; and be as urgent as the law!"

Then Sheng Pingdao's eyes lit up, swords danced sparks, and stared at Jing Hezheng.

"This seat is the Southern Dipper Star Monarch, I heard my disciple say that someone dares to violate the majesty of the Heavenly Court, and I am here to punish him. ”

The disciples of the Taoist priest all knelt down respectfully, and shouted in their mouths: "Welcome to the arrival of the master, the ancestor will enjoy the immortal blessings forever, and the longevity will be with the sky." ”

Jing He was overjoyed, and pointed to the Sheng Ping Daoist who was pretending to be a god and a ghost, and said: "Hey, Nandou Xingjun, just now your apprentice Sheng Ping Daoist may not be able to talk about the world and not know me as a great god, you can always recognize which immortal in the sky I am, right?"

"Bastard boy, you still dare to offend the majesty of the heavenly court, and you still don't kneel down and admit your mistakes?"

"Cut, it's really a liar, a Shengping Daoist, and he pretends to be an immortal of the Heavenly Court? Sure enough, this is all feudal superstition. ”

Daoist Sheng Ping didn't get angry at all, but continued to pretend to be very annoyed and said, "Roar, if you dare to offend Heaven like this, it must be a demon and a demon!

Then he threw the yellow talisman in his hand forward, and the yellow talisman spontaneously combusted in the air, forming a ball of fire, and flew in front of Jing Hezheng. It grew bigger and bigger, and finally it took on the form of a human form.

"Haha, it's really a demon, disciples, this kind of small role will be handed over to you!" Sheng Ping Taoist laughed a few times, and then bowed his head violently, unconscious.

These little Taoist priests all looked up at the sky respectfully, and shouted loudly: "Congratulations to send the ancestor back to heaven!"

There are also superstitious people who shout: "Congratulations to the gods." ”

There were even many people kneeling down and facing Shengping Daoren. The faces of the kneeling people were extremely reverent, as if they had really seen a miracle.

Fighting here, Meng Bai couldn't help but sigh a little, sure enough, in any world, being a cult is a very lucrative business? Or ...... I'll do one too? Forget it, it's too insulting to deceive these people.

Jing He was spitting at the Shengping Taoist priest and scolded: "I'll go, dare to say that the little master is a demon?

Unexpectedly, before he could say a few words, some people threw cabbage and rotten eggs at his head, but these were few. Comparing these people who entered and left the city, they were not prepared, but more ...... Stinky shoes. So Meng Bai also suffered from the seedlings, so he had to use his shovel to resist.

"Demon, I'll just say why you have such a big tone, and sure enough, you were recognized by the immortal master, and the villagers beat you. ”

"Kill this hurtful thing. ”

Jing He Zheng defended tightly: "Folks, don't believe it. He lied to you...... Hey, who even threw stinky socks over. ”

In the face of a group of fanatical people, it was obviously useless to say anything at this time, Meng Bai patted Jing Hezheng on the shoulder and said, "Brother Jing, let's go first." ”

"What's the matter, Brother Meng Xian, are you afraid? Although the people don't understand, you absolutely can't let this kind of charlatan succeed. ”

Meng Bai shook his head with a smile and said, "No, you have to watch the play to see the end, even if you beat him now, he can also say that the immortal master has just summoned the immortals, and his physical strength is exhausted." To deal with such people...... There is a better way. ”

"So what now?" Jing Hezheng asked, his eyes still staring at the old Taoist who was pretending to be a ghost.

"Let's go now, I'm in a hurry. Meng Bai said, he really has something to do, today is Qixi Festival, although it is said that the Qixi Poetry Festival will be held at night, but he and the third prince agreed to meet the big man has not yet seen it. After all, it can be regarded as a more important part of the Nine-Tails task, and it was completed first. Deal with this scammer...... Hehe.

"Okay......" Jing Hezheng agreed unwillingly, and then patted the horse's back and said: "Stupid horse, do you hear it, jump over, if you continue to pretend to be like this, I will throw you here and fly over with Meng Xiandi." ”

Hmmm? Hearing this, this horse can jump over? Meng Bai stared at the horse under his crotch in surprise, and stroked the horse's tail, but he couldn't find anything unusual at all. But there is always such a strange thing happening in the world, I saw the stupid horse lean slightly, and then the two hooves kicked the ground.

Jing Hezheng reminded him: "Brother Xian, you have to do a good job. ”

Then a powerful wave of qi came, and Meng Bai grabbed the horse's tail tightly. The huge wave of qi rushed him like a kite, and Meng Bai had no choice but to use his internal force.

When I opened my eyes again, I was already on a street. Meng Bai grabbed his ponytail and lay on the ground with most of his body.

"I'll fuck your uncle, how can this horse be so disguised?" Meng Bai said in surprise, even his professional skills that could see through the psychology of animals did not realize the strength of this horse.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I forgot to remind Brother Xian in advance. Jing Hezheng laughed twice, scratched his head embarrassedly and said.

It's just that the pedestrians passing by all looked at the two people who suddenly appeared in the middle of the road with blank expressions. How many stall owners stared at Jing Hezheng with bad intentions, and such a big wave just now blew away their stalls.

"Hey, over there, are monsters not allowed to ride in the city?" said a hawker.

"Yes, yes. My wontons are all covered with dust, and you can't go, so you can pay for my wontons. ”

......

On the other side, the people looked at the place where the two disappeared in shock.

An old man stood for a long time before putting down the shoes in his hand and trembling: "With such divine power, could it be that it is really Sanqing who descended to earth?"

"Oh, my mother. Sanqing is above, you adults have a lot of don't trouble the villain, the villain is also blind. ”

"Congratulations to Sanqing, congratulations to Sanqing. The superstitious aunt stopped scolding, and kept kowtowing, as if she was greatly frightened by the scene just now.

Only the disciples of Sheng Ping Daoren looked helpless, but the master was still pretending to be unconscious, so naturally he couldn't come out to explain. As for the two people just now, they are immortals? They have been deceiving people for decades, and if there are immortals, don't they know?

It's just people with good martial arts, many people don't have knowledge, and they still have some eyesight. It's just that you can have martial arts at such a speed...... No, it's a monster. Could it be that they really provoked the big shots?

Phew, it's only strange that the obscene person just now can be a big shot. It must have been a horse that was tricked out of nowhere.