Two days ago, a tavern in the capital was full of hard-working coolies and poor scholars. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info asked for a few plates of peanuts and a pot of dregs of chaff wine. I drank it like this, and the hard work of the day was put into the sake cup.

The proprietress is also wearing heavy makeup, and she is cheesy, and even a big man touched her ass with a smile. She also looked back and smiled and patted the big man's hand. But the appearance of this boss lady is really flattering. At best, it's not ugly......

It's normal for a place like this to be noisy. These coolie sellers can't vent their energy for a day, that is, they are now bragging about it.

But it's also such a place, although there is no shortage of people, but on this day there are a few different characters.

They wore a variety of robes, including Taoist robes, imperial robes, beggars' clothes, and monks' robes...... Needless to say, they have already guessed the identities of these people, and they are probably down-and-out theater troupes. I can't even change my clothes when I eat, so I'm afraid I can only start singing and making money after eating.

"Oh, Lao Li, I said what do you see those sloppy artists doing? Let's continue to eat and drink, this bad chaff wine has been getting more and more fragrant recently, I don't know if the shopkeeper has got some real inheritance. The big man gulped down the chaff wine from his bowl while grabbing the fennel beans on the plate.

The person known as Lao Li took his eyes back, and said stupidly: "The shopkeeper has the kung fu to study the formula, it is better to take care of the sluts in his own family, and be touched by so many people." I don't know how green this head is. ”

The big man's face was flushed, and he said with a lewd smile: "Who told you that this shopkeeper and the proprietress are two people, in my opinion, this proprietress is actually an old and decrepit Qinglou woman taken in by the shopkeeper, who is specially here to hook your soul." ”

"Brother, you're still wise! Come on, let's have two more drinks. ”

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And the most special group of theater troupes in this tavern, the scene is a little strange, the person dressed as a beggar keeps provoking the monk's affairs, and just like that, the lewd monk also drinks wine one by one. The man in the dragon robe looked at the scene with a smile.

As for the man wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a long sword, he looked at this scene with a grim face.

"Feng Lang, you asked us to come and talk about business, why did you come to such a place?"

The old beggar put down his wine glass and said with a smile: "What's the matter, when we talk about things here, they will think that we are crazy and not enough insurance?

The man in the Tai Chi robe slammed the table and scolded, "You just want to be a madman? Ben Ming, as the first seat of the Shaolin Temple Dharma Academy, how can you do such a reluctant thing. And I have committed this ring of wine and meat, and after some time, I will definitely report this matter to your abbot!"

The dirty beggar stretched out his dirty hands, tore off two chicken legs, and bit out one of them. And the other hand was handed to the monk in his forties and said, "Benming, give." Don't listen to Lin Yingwei, you eat this chicken leg, wait for the Qixi Poetry Meeting in two days, and we will go to find a beautiful girl. ”

Lin Yingwei didn't laugh angrily, stretched out his chopsticks and pinched the chicken legs, "Originally, cultivators should also have pure hearts and few desires, but compared to the monk's precepts, I still have to bear this sin for Master Benming." ”

Although Lin Yingwei's hand looked very slow, he reached the center of the monk and the beggar first. Waiting there, it's like waiting for a rabbit.

The old beggar was not too surprised when he saw Lin Yingwei doing this, after all, they are all elders, and the beggar gang is not inferior to Wudang, "Haha, even grabbing a chicken leg uses Tai Chi True Meaning, I think your Wudang is not much different from my beggar gang." ”

Then the old beggar's hand suddenly disappeared, and he could not see any abnormalities, obviously increasing his speed to a level unimaginable to ordinary people.

As soon as it was full, Lin Yingwei's eyes widened sharply, and he said with a smile: "Didn't you also use your housekeeping skills, if the old man is not mistaken, this is the true meaning of the free travel method." ”

Not only did the two of them move fast and slow, but they also spoke, but the others in the tavern did not react. In their eyes, the movements of the two were still in the scene where the beggar held the chicken leg and handed it to the monk.

Although Lin Yingwei seems to be incompetent, he can practice kung fu. The chopsticks in his hand just touched the chicken leg in the beggar's hand, but it was under the chicken leg. The beggar smiled and continued to stretch his hand forward.

Lin Yingwei slowly stood up, his right hand slowly picked up, and the chicken leg flew away. However, compared to the speed of a beggar, the chicken leg is very slow. The old beggar's hand could not be stopped, but bent it with it.

"Four or two thousand pounds?"

"Cut, how can our Tai Chi skill be compared to that kind of inferior means?" Lin Yingwei said with a laugh, as if he had won.

The old beggar shook his head, "But your skills are not enough, just take advantage of my unpreparedness." Then I'm going to see which of our beggars' getaway and your Tai Chi will be stronger or weaker?"

Then the beggar's entire body disappeared, and the elders of the various sects around the large table watched helplessly as the two competed.

When the old beggar reappeared, he was already holding the table upside down with one hand, while the other hand grabbed the chicken leg and handed it to Monk Benming.

"Softening takes the Tao, and the mind is quiet. The meanness is better than Confucianism, and the three teachings are Taiji!" Lin Yingwei's hand then slowly stretched out towards the chicken leg, and actually blocked the old beggar's hand halfway.

Monk Benming also scratched his head, which did not have a single hair, smashed his mouth and said: "Elder Yingwei, the old beggar is inviting me to eat chicken legs, isn't it a little bad for you to do this, otherwise, I should come to greet this chicken legs." The creatures are created, and it is a great sin to be cold. ”

Ben Ming just finished speaking, and made a joke. Then there seemed to be thousands of extra hands on the table out of thin air, and each hand seemed to bypass Lin Yingwei to pick up the old beggar's chicken legs.

"Ahem, I said, why do you monk, always want to eat chicken legs?" the youngest person at the table spoke, and this time it wasn't like the last time. They didn't bring a single disciple, and even the third prince Ye Chengji was not here. The people who can participate in this gathering should all be elders, but this person is only in his twenties, and he has become an elder, which is really unusual.

However, this person's appearance is quite good, maybe these elders have a good appearance, maybe it is cultivated by cultivation. has not been exposed to the wind and sun, and is much whiter than ordinary people.

"Although I don't agree with Senior Lin's concept, I can't let him be weak and be bullied by you. Why don't I let my junior eat this chicken leg?" said this, the young man dressed in black did not move at all, but suddenly four or five arms stretched out from his shoulders and grabbed the chicken legs.

It turned out that this young man with a bulging body actually had all kinds of mechanisms on his body, and the speed of those wooden mechanism arms was amazing, and he actually broke through Ben Ming's Nyolai Chiba hand......

"Just a chicken leg, are you going to do it?" the Emperor of the Great Qi Kingdom covered his face and said embarrassedly.