"Sister-in-law, the villain kowtows to you and admits your mistakes!"

Su Quan knelt down, kowtowed four heads heavily, and then said: "I just came in, I saw that the guy's eyes were not good, and the villain thought that it was a battle anyway, but we couldn't do it first, so I deliberately provoked it, let the sister-in-law do it first, so as to make a reputation!"

"Phew, do it, do it, and care about so many rules, no ....."

Zhang Qing smiled and pulled Sun Erniang's sleeve, and Sun Erniang immediately said: "Originally, my buddy wanted to use you to make steamed bun meat filling, so you came to make a joke and evened it out, and there is no need to mention this matter in the future!"

Wu Song listened, and liked Sun Erniang's character more and more, Sun Erniang thought for a while, and said sideways: "Brother, I still advise you, walking the rivers and lakes, half a foot has already stepped into the capital city, whether intentionally or unintentionally, there is no need to make fun of women, and the eldest husband is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of falling into a bad reputation." ”

Su Quan listened, drank like a stick, kowtowed again, and said: "Dutou also taught the villain, and today I have to be instructed by my sister-in-law, and the villain doesn't dare." ”

"Get up, a man likes to kowtow so much!" Sun Erniang was very disdainful of Su Quan, so she ignored him, she has a clear love and hate, and her temperament is like this, she turned her head to Wu Song and said, "Uncle, who did you just say?"

"Sister-in-law, my brother should be younger than Brother Zhang Qing, and he must not be called Uncle again!" Wu Song hurriedly said: "I don't know how young the eldest brother is?"

"Brother ...... this year"

"I'm twenty-eight years old!"

Sun Erniang was impatient, and suddenly cut off Zhang Qing's words, and said hurriedly: "Hey, brother, don't stick to the subtleties, you hurry up and say who you want to find, in case it is caught for us, I'm afraid it will become meat stuffing later!"

"Oops!" Wu Song exclaimed, Fang remembered that this was a human flesh workshop, and hurriedly said: "The person my brother is looking for is short in stature, but his whole body has knotted muscles, well, it should be with a group of monks, by the way, there are no shoes on his feet!"

"Do you have two loads of gold and silver jewelry?"

"Exactly!"

"Come with me!"

Sun Erniang said hello and immediately walked to the inner room, Wu Song and others hurriedly followed, and after the inner room, it was her human flesh workshop, only to see that the ground was full of naked corpses, which had been disemboweled, and Su Quan was dizzy for a while, and couldn't help but tremble all over his body, he was bold, but he had never seen this meeting.

There are two long tables in the middle of the workshop, in front of one long table, a guy is shirtless, peeling off the belly of a corpse, and on the other table, there is also a guy, he turned his head and said: "The owner, the fat sheep have been slaughtered, and there is only one thin sheep left, ready to kill, and it is estimated that there are not a few catties of meat!"

"Skinny sheep can't be killed!" Wu Song stepped forward and snatched the knife from the guy's hand, it turned out that Yang Shu was tied on the long table!

"Wake him up with clean water!"

Sun Erniang gave an order, the guy brought a bowl of water, took a mouthful in his mouth, and sprayed it on Yang Shu's face, Yang Shu woke up slowly, looked at Wu Song was looking at him eagerly, and said ignorantly: "Dutou, why are you here? The wine in this tavern is so strong, I will be confused after drinking a bowl!"

Everyone laughed when they heard this, the guy hurriedly brought clothes for Yang Shu to put on, Sun Erniang said: "Brother Wu, he is the only one left, the rest of the people are slaughtered, if you want to kill, you will kill, I don't have the ability to save them, and these are not good people, even if it is your brother, I will kill them as usual!"

Wu Song couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and immediately told him about the matter in Guangming Temple, and Sun Erniang said happily when he heard it: "Hey, who is I still Dao, I have such a skill, I actually reminded me before I lost my sword technique, it turned out to be a brother!"

Everyone was amazed, Zhang Qing instructed the men to pick out Wu Song's two congratulatory gifts, and Sun Erniang brought a plate of lamb, a plate of cooked beef, fifty or sixty steamed buns, and another large jar of wine.

Yang Shu said: "Big brother, sister-in-law, the fat sheep inside are all buried on the ground, they can't be used!"

"Brother, who are you and us, these are tender lambs, good cattle, and the meat filling of steamed buns is also made of fat and lean pork, not human flesh, you will know when you eat it, human flesh is a little sour!"

Sun Erniang casually broke open a steamed bun and handed it to Yang Shu, everyone laughed, Yang Shu said: " Sister-in-law, do you know, those evil monks inside arrested the little brother and wanted to slaughter him, the little brother is a snake catcher for a living, knows the nature of snakes, and immediately sprinkled the medicine to attract snakes, God saw mercy, attracted more than ten poisonous snakes, and they all bit them, so they didn't dare to kill me, and I could only relieve half of the poison for them, and everyone checked and balanced each other, so that they could come to the Guibao number, and I also left a mark along the way, Dutou and Su brothers followed here, and those monks were poisonous!"

When everyone heard this, they were all amazed, and Zhang Qinglian ordered his men to carry all those monks to the willow tree and bury them.

"Eldest brother, sister-in-law, the rivers and lakes all say that you are doing businessless in the cross slope, why did you go to Yangmingshan?" Wu Song asked.

"The karma is that a year ago, there was a monk to the small shop to occupy, I saw that he was a monk, so I sent him a bowl of Yangchun noodles, he didn't eat it, said that eating it is a sin, I asked him what the sin was, he said that there is a killing breath in the noodles, haha, Lao Tzu's noodles are cooked with a fat man's oil!"

Wu Song was very heroic when he heard Zhang Qing speak, but in front of Sun Erniang, he was as docile as a quail, and he couldn't help but smile slightly, and said in his heart, this is one thing to cure one thing.

"I scolded the monk, said he didn't know what to do, kindly gave him a bowl of noodles, still disgusted, a word disagreed, I picked up the guy to kill him, who knew that he picked up a wooden stick, just picked, then fell me five or six somersaults, no way, had to kowtow and admit defeat, the monk said that he was the host of the Guangming Temple, persuaded me to change the evil and follow the good, you can give me the vegetable garden behind the Guangming Temple. ”

"I thought to myself, Cross Slope, a human flesh workshop, is very famous, and there is not much business, it is better to come here to grow vegetables, and you can earn money, but the old business cannot be discarded, so I opened this shop!"

"Who knows that the old monk came to me every day to say Buddha, what to say put down the butcher's knife, become a Buddha on the ground, Lao Tzu loves to eat meat all his life, become a Buddha, what to do, listen to the heart annoyed, at night to raise the knife, think of the meditation room to kill the old monk with a knife, to make him a Buddha, but he was defeated again, had to come back here in disgrace. ”

"You are really a bad person!" Sun Erniang scolded: "The old monk is kind to you, but you want to kill him, if Brother Wu also says two words to you in the future, do you want to kill him too!"

Wu Song couldn't help but laugh when he heard it, this analogy was very inappropriate, but it could also be seen that Sun Erniang had a clear love and hate, and she was the husband of the middle school, and Zhang Qing listened to it.

Wu Song suddenly felt a little strange, so he asked: "Big brother, sister-in-law, you have killed so many people and made a lot of minced meat, which piece of human meat is the most delicious?"

"Which hand does my brother use to make knives and sticks?" asked Sun Erniang.

"Both hands are fine. Wu Song replied, groaned slightly, and said: "The right hand always has more than 100 catties of strength than the left hand. ”

In fact, most people are accustomed to the right hand, and the right hand moves the most, which is the piece of meat between the thumb and index finger, which is the most delicious!"

Wu Song listened, and didn't want to ask her if she had ever eaten human flesh, looking at her beautiful face, he really couldn't bear to be associated with the cannibal Yaksha.

"By the way, sister-in-law, why did you go to the mountain to fight with that Tuo again tonight?"