Chapter 117: Becoming Sisters and Brothers
"Hmph! That's this guy!" Sun Erniang scolded with a smile: "I was angry in the Guangming Temple, and I was sullen when I came back, after I knew, I was unhappy, the old lady's husband didn't allow the old monk to bully, so he looked for several opportunities to go up to him to take revenge, but they were blocked, and he went out tonight, and finally found a chance!"
"Poof!" Wu Song almost squirted out a sip of wine, and scolded with a smile in his heart: "You mother-in-law, I just said that Zhang Qingen will take revenge, but you yourself are not like that!"
But when I think about it, I can't help but be very warm, she is a clear person, but knowing that her husband was humiliated, she lost her mind, and she must stand up for her husband.
"It's a pity that the old monk has already killed the thief Toutuo and other evil thieves!" Wu Song sighed.
"Wow!"
When Zhang Qing heard this, he screamed wildly, jumped up, kowtowed three times in the direction of Guangming Temple, and said loudly: "Old monk, if you don't die, I would rather become a monk with you!"
"What am I doing when you become a monk??" Sun Erniang scolded while kneeling down and kowtowing: "Old monk, we have killed the person who killed you, you said that it is not right for us to open a human flesh workshop, but it is this workshop that avenges you, I hope you will not be a good man in the next life, but be a good man with clear grievances!"
When Wu Song heard this, he couldn't help but be happy, these two couples are really logical, obviously they also want to kill the old monk, and now they miss others, it is estimated that they say that they want to kill is just talking, and when they really do it, they will also put down the butcher's knife.
Zhang Qing and his wife finished the sacrifice, and entered the table again, this time everyone drank very happily, Zhang Qing picked some murderous deeds and said, at first Wu Song also listened with great interest, and then felt unbearable, borrowed the wine, and said:
"Eldest brother, sister-in-law, younger brother has a word of advice, even if you don't do this kind of murder, it is unreasonable to kill innocents indiscriminately, and you will be disdained by heroes!"
"Brother, you don't know anything!" Sun Erniang hurriedly said: "Our two couples have also considered this matter, so the eldest brother has set a killing rule!"
"What are the rules for killing?"
"There are three rules for this, women don't kill, they are hard-working people, they don't kill the play, they go through the state and the province, sing everywhere, if you preach on the stage that the heroes on the rivers and lakes are indiscriminately killing innocents, it's very inappropriate, the criminals don't kill, just in troubled times, the court is unknown, there are many heroes in crimes, I just saw that my brothers are extraordinary, I came out to get acquainted!"
"These three kinds of people should not be killed, but there are many people in the world who should not be killed, monks, poor people, even rich people are good and bad people!"
"Brother, killing people is just a knife, how can there be many concerns, happiness and revenge are the business of our heroes!"
Hearing Sun Erniang's words, Wu Song's heart was hot: "That's right, the Northern Song Dynasty was originally a heroic era, wouldn't it be happy to be happy and revenge!"
"Okay! Drink a bowl for pleasure!" Wu Song took a sip of wine.
Sun Erniang said with a smile: "Brother, although I said this, I can't help but spy on my two couples in my heart, okay, starting today, we will only kill the rich and unkind, the treacherous and cunning, the treacherous, and the unfilial, but sometimes it is inevitable to kill the wrong person, don't be surprised!"
Everyone laughed when they heard it, Wu Song felt that this Sun Erniang was really the wrong daughter, obviously full of manliness.
This night, everyone was drunk, the guy helped Wu Song to the room to rest, Yang Shu was safe and sound, the congratulatory gift of the county was recovered, thinking of Zhang Qing, Sun Erniang and his wife avenged the monks of Guangming Temple, very happy, this sleep was unusually sweet, until the sun was three poles before getting up.
When he came along, he felt that his mouth was dry and tasteless, so he wanted to go out and find a few bowls of wine to drink, and when he stepped out of the door, he saw a flash of white light and two sharp knives coming at him.
Wu Song did not retreat but advanced, took a step forward, the man slashed with two knives, and he was about to progress, but he intercepted the advance route for Wu Song, and a series of moves messed up the routine, Wu Song poked her eyes with two fingers with his left hand, and his right hand became a palm and split her throat.
The man was so panicked that he stepped backwards, but he gave Wu Song a foot on the surface of his foot, so he had to pounce forward and send his eyes and throat to Wu Song's hands, Wu Song laughed, and gently pushed her shoulder to make her steady.
"Sister-in-law, why did you make such a joke early in the morning?"
That person was Sun Erniang, her face was red, but she said boldly: "I want to sneak attack you, see if you can resist, I can't think of self-inflicted humiliation, yesterday the eldest brother also said that you can beat me in three moves, today I took the lead, but I subdued you with one move." ”
"Sister-in-law, this trick is Wu Song's life stunt, if you miss half a point, you will make your meat filling!" Wu Song smiled.
"It turned out that you had never learned in your life, then I would also lose gloriously!" Sun Erniang was very simple, and she was very happy to hear Wu Song's words.
"Sister-in-law, all sneak attackers are all with all their strength, such as white rainbow through the sun, it is okay for ordinary good players, but when you encounter an opponent who is much stronger than yourself, as long as people have room to fight back, there is no flaw in your whole body, no matter how he hits, you will definitely lose, and the superior attack method always leaves three points of leeway!"
Wu Song knew that Sun Erniang was not pretentious, so he directly said that his martial arts were much higher than her, and if he was modest, he would give her a peep.
Plopped, Sun Erniang knelt down all of a sudden, kowtowed three times to Wu Song, and said formally: "Brother, please accept me as an apprentice and teach me knife techniques!"
When Wu Song saw it, he couldn't help laughing, and immediately knelt down and said: "Sister-in-law, if you want to learn swordsmanship, as long as Wu Song understands it, there is no way to teach you, you can be accepted as an apprentice, absolutely not!"
"What's the matter? You dislike my poor qualifications?"
"No, you see each other today, like-minded, Wu Song is happy in his heart, if he accepts you as an apprentice, won't it lower your status, and it will always be unhappy to drink and eat meat together in the future!"
"Well, you have a point, then we'll bow down..... By the way, how young are you?"
"Twenty-five!"
"Then let's be a brother and sister!"
Sun Erniang didn't care whether Wu Songtong agreed or not, and kowtowed to him five more times, Wu Song was very happy in his heart, feeling that this person was very suitable for his temperament, and he also bowed to her eight times.
"Good sister!"
"Good brother!"
"Haha!"
"Hahaha!"
"Erniang, Brother Wu, why are you so happy?" Zhang Qing, Su Quan, and Yang Shu also walked over.
"Big brother, Brother Wu Song and I have just become sisters and brothers, and he will be your brother in the future!"
Zhang Qing was also very happy when he heard this, and hurriedly ordered the guys to kill a cow, and today the human flesh workshop was closed for a day, and all the guys came out to have a drink to celebrate Sun Erniang and Wu Song's marriage as sisters and brothers!