The magistrate took a look at it, couldn't help but stroke his beard and laughed: "Nonsense, what nonsense! How can you sign such a document!"

"My lord, what is written on the paper?" Wu Song couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Wudutou, that's all me playing with Humble Jing. Wang Erniu's face was flushed.

"Wang Dutou promised Jian Erniang that after marrying him, she would not be able to take another concubine, otherwise she could sue the government and expel him from the Wang family tree!" Suddenly, I heard the roar of the lion in Hedong, and Pu Dao fell into the palm of his hand at a loss!"

Everyone covered their mouths when they heard it, but they didn't dare to laugh, although Wu Song didn't understand it very well, but he also knew the words "Hedong Lion Roar", which was clearly teasing Wang Erniu.

"The county is the princess, the so-called state has national laws, the family has family rules, since it is a document, it should be abided by, and there are clouds in the "Book of Rites", self-cultivation Qi family rules the country and the world, he first wants to cultivate himself, and then he wants to Qi family, if he can't do it, how can he serve the county master!"

Don't look at this Jian Erniang, who is five big and three coarse, but when it comes to reasoning, she is in good order, even the magistrate nodded again and again when she heard it, Wu Song glanced at Wang Erniu, only to see him look ashamed, and then looked at Xiaomei, but it was with tears in her apricot eyes, and her small mouth was soft, I really wanted to go up and give her a hug!

Wu Song has the intention to envelop Wang Erniu, his heart is like lightning, looking at the county biting the word Wenjue, he suddenly thought of the "text prison" in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", you can start from here, and talk nonsense again, or you can solve this dilemma for Wang Erniu.

"The county is a minister, the villain has a few words, I don't know if I should say it. Wu Song saluted and said.

"Wudutou, please speak. ”

"What Jian Erniang said is very reasonable!" Wu Song glanced at Wang Erniu, Wang Erniu looked at him weakly, probably thinking that Wu Song was ready to take revenge, Wu Song smiled slightly and continued: " The so-called self-cultivation, Wang Dutou martial arts, decisive and resolute, loved by the people of Yanggu County, is done, but Qi is not done, the so-called Qi body, is the body of Qi people, Qi people have two wives, to imitate the ancient sage Shun, Shun has two wives, is Empress E and Nu Ying, two maids and a husband, become a beautiful talk through the ages, think to come to Jian Erniang is also this meaning, Wang Dutou Jinwu Zangjiao, it is really wrong, marry home, it's okay. ”

The magistrate listened, stroked his beard, and smiled slightly, Wang Erniu was overjoyed, Jian Erniang looked at Wu Song hatefully, and was about to have a seizure.

Wu Song's face suddenly sank: "Jian Erniang, your first two views are right, but the latter is a capital crime!"

"What capital crime do I have?" said Jian Erniang with a big grin.

"My Emperor Taizu of the Great Song Dynasty has hit 400 military states in the world with a Qi Mei stick, even a three-year-old child knows that the Great Song Dynasty is a country established by force, do you just say that governing the country and leveling the world, and the country is ruled by you? Do you want to use the yin leg or the lion fist to level the world?"

Wu Song's words made Wang Erniu's face sweat, Jian Erniang trembled, and she immediately kowtowed: "The county minister, the people don't mean that!"

Wu Song lowered his head and whispered in her ear: "If you hurry up and say that you have never read and don't understand the reason, you will obey your husband in the future, and you can save your life." ”

"Zhixian Xianggong, the words as big as a woman and a hen, don't know a basket, in the future, you should listen to the husband's teachings, please spare your life!"

Of course, the magistrate knows the meaning of that old saying, but he also wants to punish this mother-in-law, thinking, if you make a start, men are only allowed to marry one wife in the future, then it will be repaid, there are three wives and four concubines in the official mansion, and there is also a Qinglou woman Yu Linglong outside the city, so what should I do, it is simply unreasonable!

"Smack!"

The magistrate was shocked, and said sharply: "Bold shrew, dare to say something rebellious, even if you don't understand poetry and books, you have to slap your mouth a hundred, so that you don't dare to talk nonsense in the future!"

"Lord Enxiang, please calm your anger, Wu Song and Wang Dutou are colleagues, they are like brothers, and they are willing to vouch for him, promising that he will discipline his wife well in the future, so you can avoid her beating, this mother-in-law is also sick and weak!"

When Wu Song said the last two sentences, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile, hey, a fierce woman who is as strong as a bull, actually said that she was weak, she really sold it!

"Okay, since there is a Wudu head to intercede, as the saying goes, it is difficult for a Qing official to decide family affairs, so I will forgive you this time, this document is also invalid! Wang Dutou, this official ordered you to marry Xiaomei girl as soon as possible!"

The magistrate has the intention to promote Wu Song, and knows that Wang Erniu has always been jealous of Wu Song in his heart, and now it can be regarded as letting him owe Wu Song a favor.

Although Jian Erniang was unhappy, her life was important, so she immediately kowtowed and thanked her and left the court.

Xiaomei bowed to Wu Song Yingying, Wu Song thought of her good figure just now, looked at Wang Erniu's old man, shook his head, and a flower was inserted in the cow dung.

The magistrate also retreated, and Wang Erniu immediately came over and bowed to Wu Song: "Wudutou, Wang Erniu has offended a lot before, please forgive me!"

"Brothers, why do you say those things! It's better to do this, a few of our brothers go to the restaurant to have a good drink, laugh and laugh at the enmity!"

"That's naturally good! Anyway, if there is anything in the future, even if the brother is instructed, Wang Erniu will not fail to do it!"

"Yes!" Wu Song secretly applauded in his heart, it was the first step to success, he thought that he had also gathered a group of hooligans, and hurriedly called Brother Hui over: "Brother Hui, you go and talk to that Chen Ergou, tonight's party is canceled, and the old place will be gathered tomorrow night!"

"Great!"

"Wait!" Wu Song pulled Brother Hun aside and asked in a low voice, "How do you know so much news? Who asked you to come and relieve me?"

"It's not a martial arts lady yet, who knows about Xiaomei and Wang Erniu except her. ”

Wu Song listened, and his heart was even more contradictory, in "Water Margin", Pan Jinlian is obviously a very bad woman, and now that she has come into contact, why is it so good, is it also the rhythm of seducing me?

In his conjecture, he had been surrounded by Wang Erniu and several catchers and walked out of the yamen, and just walked on the street, not far away, a figure like a dwarf hurriedly came, he was Wu Dalang, he gasped: "Second brother, you.... Are you okay, I heard passers-by say that you didn't draw Mao, the county magistrate was furious, for fear that you would be imprisoned, so I immediately went home and told my sister-in-law, she gave me all the jewelry, took it as twenty taels of silver, and was ready to open up and down for you....."

Wu Dalang chattered endlessly, and the more Wu Song listened, the more moved he became, leaned over, gave him a warm hug, and whispered: "Big brother, no matter what, I won't let Ximen Qing harm you!"

"What's hurting me?" Wu Dalang looked confused.

"It's okay!" Wu Song smiled and said, "Big brother, I'm going to drink with my brother from the Yamen, can you go with you?"

Wu Dalang is more frugal by nature, and when he heard that someone invited him to drink, where would he not go, he said: "How can it be good." The footsteps followed Wu Song closely.

Wu Song has a straightforward temperament, he said yes, and he didn't pay attention to Wu Dalang's actions, he had another thought in his heart, there were three people who killed Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing, Wang Po, and the initiators were Ximen Qing and Wang Po, as long as these two guys were removed......

Boom!

Wu Song was pondering, and was suddenly hit by an oncoming big man who was in a hurry, and he took three steps back, and his shoulder hurt, although he didn't walk with his heart, but it also showed that this big man's martial arts were not under him.

Looking up, I couldn't help but cheer in my heart, the big man is about the same height as Wu Song, but he has a fat body, it is estimated that he is half the size of Wu Song, with a beard on his face, and he is majestic!

Dahan glanced at Wu Song, and was also stunned in his heart, how could there be such a character in Yanggu County, and it was the first person who could hit me with a pain in the shoulder.

"Hero, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, I didn't pay attention, I bumped into you!"

Wu Song hurriedly returned the salute: "Big brother, hello, fortunately, fortunately!"

Dahan didn't say anything, arched his hand, and immediately walked to the county office, Wang Erniu hurriedly said: "Judging by his dress, he should be an officer, and he came to the county government to deliver official documents." ”

"This person is very powerful, my little brother really wants to get acquainted!"

"That's not simple, tomorrow I will go to the court to ask the magistrate of the county, naturally I know his name, I guess he won't say that he will leave immediately, at least stay for a few days, to get to know him a lot of opportunities, let's go drink first!"

This big man left a deep impression on Wu Song's heart, if he hadn't been pestered by this group of people, he would have wanted to run back to the yamen to get to know him and get to know each other.

"Wudutou, how about this restaurant?" Wang Erniu pushed Wu Song.

Wu Song looked up, it said "Lion Building", and thought it didn't matter, anyway, he could go down to the restaurant for the first time after crossing over, so he smiled and said: "Wang Dutou is naturally the best restaurant!"

"Of course, second brother, do you know, this restaurant is opened by the Ximen officials! It is the best restaurant in Yanggu County!" Wu Dalang said with great satisfaction and pride.