Chapter 7 Hand capture the Hedong Lion

"Brother Hun, character profile!" Wu Song was very interested in this kind of scene.

Brother Hui was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand what it meant at all, he glanced at Wu Song, saw his gossip expression, and guessed that it was almost meaningful, and immediately smiled:

"The stout mother-in-law is named Jian Erniang, and her fists are three or two hundred pounds of strength, she is the wife of Wang Dutou, the young one is called Xiaomei, and she used to be a girl ring in a big family with Wu Da Niang, Wang Dutou belonged to her and raised it outside, Wang Dutou is just like that, but there is a Hedong lion at home, so I used the strategy of accumulating a small amount and gathering sand into a tower, raising one first, and then raising another one if it's okay, who knows that it was discovered by the eldest lady!"

"Slow, my sister-in-law's name is Pan Jinlian, and her colleague's name is Xiaomei, is there a bottle called Bottle?"

"Yes!"

Is it wrong to cross, this is not "Water Margin" but "Meijin Vase" (not a clerical error, everyone understands, if you write it correctly, it won't work)!

When Wu Song was secretly yy, suddenly his heart sounded Brother Hun's two far-fetched idioms "Accumulate a lot, gather sand into a tower", Xiaomeng asked me to support a new lord of Liangshan, the key is to have enough troops, if the head is according to modern Hong Kong films, it is equivalent to a superintendent of a police station, although the goods are ready to retire, but the henchmen plus the familiar militia, and hooligans, there should be hundreds of people, why go against him, it is better to envelop him, and make a base in Yanggu County.

"Wudutou!" Brother Hun pulled on the corner of Wu Song's clothes, causing him to come back from his thoughts, only to hear him continue: "Look, Wang Dutou is so embarrassed, he can't compare with you, in addition to your martial arts crown Yanggu County, you are also generous, and you will reward ten taels of silver casually......"

Nima! Wu Song scolded with a smile in his heart, took out ten taels of silver from his arms, and secretly stuffed it into Brother Hun's hand, and no longer paid attention to it, he was now thinking about how to solve this dilemma for Wang Erniu.

Wang Erniu looked embarrassed, just now he boasted about what he said about reporting on time, what is the fairness of worry, now it is not to go out, and it is not right not to go out.

Zhixian stood up, flicked his sleeves, and was about to retreat, too lazy to watch this farce.

Boom!

Before he could take two steps, Jian Erniang held Xiaomei's neck with her left hand, pushed away the two catchers with her right hand, rushed to the court, and walked straight to the magistrate.

Wang Erniu hurriedly rushed forward, forced himself to be calm, pretended to be a strict husband, and shouted: "Mother-in-law! Before the court, how can you be presumptuous!

"Straight lady thief!" Jian Erniang started her temper, who cares that the one in front of her is her husband, a rude sentence of green forest squirted out, and her right hand punched Wang Erniu's nose.

Wang Erniu is not a vegetable either, he flashed his head down, double ** fork, wanted to go around behind Jian Erniang, buckle her arm, who knew that Jian Erniang still had a trick, flew out from under the big red skirt, and hit Wang Erniu's lower abdomen, Wang Erniu made a muffled sound and immediately fell to the ground.

Wu Song was shocked, fortunately Wang Erniu did the experiment, the hem of the woman's skirt was mopping the floor, and she couldn't see her kicking action, Wang Erniu was her husband, of course, it was the middle and middle abdomen, and if it was replaced by someone else, it would definitely be a flirtatious leg!

Jian Erniang took a step forward and had already come to the front of the public case, the magistrate was a civil official, and when she saw such a fierce mother-in-law, she was also stunned, her feet were weak and she couldn't walk.

The other four catchers in the hall immediately stepped forward, but they cooked for Jian Erniang in three or two clicks, and she shouted loudly: "The county magistrate, don't go, I'm here to find you!"

When the magistrate heard this, he was even more frightened, and said in a trembling voice: "You.... What are you looking for me to do? It's hard for a clean official to cut off family affairs!"

Wu Song looked at Jian Erniang's tricks and was confident, it seems that the mother-in-law only has a few moves, but she is just powerful.

"Ah, Jian Erniang, which is your turn to be wild in the court!" Wu Song strode forward, raised his left hand, and caused Jian Erniang's right fist to strike, he had already calculated accurately, dodged his head sideways, and punched down with his right fist, just as Jian Erniang's flirtatious leg kicked, and Wu Song's foot bones were almost broken!

"This person is so powerful!" Jian Erniang was stunned in her heart, and immediately said: "I'm not here to spread wild! Man, who are you?"

"Yanggu County Dutou Wu Song!"

"You are the Tiger Fighting Wu Song on Jingyang Gang?"

"Exactly! I've tried to fight a tiger, but it's the first time I've caught a lion!"

"Phew!" Jian Erniang hated people to call her Hedong Lion the most in her life, as soon as she heard Wu Song say "capture the lion", it doesn't matter if you are a tiger hero or a leopard hero, she is fighting again, she pushed Xiaomei in her hand to the ground, and hit Wu Song on both shoulders with a move "Shuanglong goes to sea".

Wu Song saw it accurately, flashed to the left, grabbed her right wrist with his right hand, pressed her shoulder with his left hand, and pressed her halfway down.

Jian Erniang has a strong nature, her left hand elbowed back, Wu Song smiled slightly, gently pushed with her left hand, defused her elbow blow, grabbed her left wrist by the way, and grabbed her two hands with one right hand, Rao is so, she still can't move, but this woman still has a trick, kicking her left foot back, hitting Wu Song's crotch.

"Dead Eighth Woman!" Wu Song scolded, pushed his left knee down, and hit Jian Erniang in pain, and shouted loudly: "Let go!

"If I let go, you're going to beat your husband again, what should I do?" Wu Song's words were clearly a joke, but the mother-in-law was upright, and she didn't think much about it, but confessed: "Don't fight, anyway, I'm not enough for you to fight!"

A burst of laughter broke out inside and outside the court, and Wu Song scolded himself for being stupid in his heart, wouldn't he admit that he was her husband, and looking at her dignity, he suffered a big loss.

Wu Song pushed Jian Erniang forward, just knelt on the ground, and his head was facing the magistrate, who nodded, and there was a step downstairs.

"Wang Dutou, borrow a robe!" Wu Song stretched out his hand and pulled Wang Erniu's body, tearing off his robe, Wang Erniu was about to have a seizure, but Wu Song could see Wu Song lifting the robe to Xiaomei, just covering her body, and said: "Above the court, what kind of body is it, wear it." ”

Wang Erniu was very grateful in his heart, Xiaomei was his own person, it was not good for any man to give her clothes, she gave it herself, and she didn't have the courage in front of his wife, and now Wu Song made a move, just to maintain his face, he nodded at Wu Song, which was considered to be a thank you.

"Smack!"

The magistrate sat down in the public court again, and scolded loudly below: "Jian Erniang, why did you break into the court?

"The magistrate of the county, you want to be the master of the people's women, I want to sue Wang Erniu, he bought a house next to the Lion Bridge and raised a woman!"

"Boldly taking a woman, a man has three wives and four concubines, it is a common thing, as a woman, you don't take care of housework at home, but you come to the court to make trouble, it seems that I want to punish you well!"

"The county magistrate, of course the women know the law and discipline, please take a look at this document!"

Jian Erniang took out a document from her arms, presented it with both hands, Wu Song took it, presented it to the magistrate, glanced at Wang Erniu, and saw that his face was blue and white, embarrassed and scared!