Chapter Ninety-Four: A Woman Looks Like a Man

"Or commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river, or hang a white silk around your neck, or get drunk to death in a wine vat!" the old man's voice was so hoarse that he could barely make out the words.

"Poof! Dutou, it turns out that we are asking a madman! This mountain and wild temple is often inhabited by crazy idiots, it is not surprising, it is estimated that they have heard of Yan Fang's name, so they turned into idiots. ”

When Wu Song heard this, he also felt that it made sense, but he was still eager to find Yan Fang in his heart, although Chen Ergou didn't know the truth, he could see his eyebrows and eyebrows, and comforted: "Yan Fang got a lot of rewards, and he wore new clothes given by my father, the so-called human clothes, he made a romantic person's dress, naturally he will not live here, if you don't have to collect medicine within three days, you will come to Chenjiazhuang, if you are in a hurry, I will send my brother to find it tomorrow, that guy has not grown wings, where can he go!"

"That's all it takes!" Wu Song nodded and said, "The banquet can be held in the county office?"

"This is a celebration banquet, also known as a romantic banquet, invited the girl from the Cuihong Mansion to sing, I heard that there is also a new favorite of the county minister will also come to perform, the location is in the bright spring Xiyuan!"

Wu Song didn't dare to go back to Zishi Street to change clothes, so he went to a silk village, chose a set of close-fitting shirts and a white coat, and said: "Shopkeeper, first take credit, and then send silver tomorrow." ”

The shopkeeper immediately smiled and said, "I'm most afraid that I won't come on credit." ”

Wu Song was about to leave, when he suddenly saw a pale yellow silk, his nose seemed to smell the fragrance of osmanthus flowers, and his heart moved, and he said: "Shopkeeper, you asked me to send this batch of silk to my residence on Zishi Street and give it to my sister-in-law." ”

"Dutou is really a good eye, this is the best silk sent from Hangzhou this morning!"

"Well, the silver is also waiting for me to pay!" He stepped out of the door, groaned slightly, and said: "Shopkeeper, you make the delivery man say, this is my brother Wu Da bought it, don't say that I came to buy it!"

In the West Garden, in the morning of the lanterns, the hall was already full of people, the county was slightly drunk, sitting in the first place, the next head was accompanied by Wang Erniu, and there was a vacant seat, thinking that it was Wu Song's position, and on both sides in addition to catching fast was the rich businessman of Yanggu County.

Wu Song was in his heart, this trick is called "fake celebration, real wealth", the magistrate said that if he beat the leopard head mountain thief, the businessman can do business with peace of mind, and the offering will naturally be offered on time, Gao Lian did not show up, and he thought that there should be something that he could not come.

"Wu Song is late because of something at home, please forgive me!"

"Today is a celebration banquet, a happy banquet, not according to the rules of the county government. Zhixian pointed to the seat next to him and motioned for Wu Song to sit down, and said: "Beat Leopard Head Mountain, Yanggu, Qinghe, the two counties are jubilant, and the merchants and people from all walks of life have sent gifts, saying that they want to thank the official, the official does not dare to enjoy it alone, and wants to have fun with the public. ”

Wu Song looked at the gifts, silk and satin, poultry and livestock, cakes and local products, everything, except for gold and silver, and knew that the magistrate had left the gold and silver privately, and the rest was all part.

"Enxiang, I heard that 'in the midst of strategizing, the decisive victory is thousands of miles away', Chu Xiangyu is a warrior through the ages, and he must also be placed under the hands of Huaiyin Han Xin, it can be seen that wisdom and decision-making are more important than force, in this battle of Leopard Head Mountain, Enxiang has made great contributions, but you have always been sympathetic to your subordinates who refuse to receive the people to support, and the villain does not dare to force it, but in the strong affection of the people, take a pot of wine, and Enxiangquan has received the heart, and we dare to receive it!"

When the magistrate heard this, he was happy in his heart: "Wu Song is enlightened, could it be that Wang Po's mouth quickly said the amorous style for him!"

"Then I should also be responsible, drink the wine first, and receive the right, and the rest of you will obey the distribution of Wudu head. ”

Wu Song looked around at everyone, there were joys and worries, he smiled secretly in his heart: "Naturally, the joy is the twenty people who attacked Leopard Head Mountain, and the worry is that the people who did not go, this is not a valuable thing, but everyone is greedy, especially the public people, who do not get a piece of the pie, they are unhappy in their hearts." ”

"Enxiang, the villain is not talented, so he will make a judgment and distribute the gifts, there is injustice, please give advice. Wu Song stood up and said: "The ancients said that they had no worries, so it can be seen that the most important thing to fight is to stabilize the rear. ”

"Wu Song has no ability to govern, this heavy responsibility should be borne by the head of the royal capital, and the offerings of the people today also include gratitude to the brothers who support the back, so the gift is divided into two parts, one for the twenty brothers who attacked Leopard Head Mountain, and one for the brothers who stayed to protect the peace of Yanggu County!"

The catchers were very happy to hear it, and the twenty catchers thought that it was not a valuable thing anyway, and it was best to be happy, and they didn't go, and they felt that they were happy to be here today, and they couldn't help but wonder in their hearts, and now they heard that the gift had their own, and the people in the county government in the hall were very satisfied with Wu Song.

Wang Erniu walked to the gift, selected a few of the best silk, and personally selected some fruits and food, livestock and livestock, and ordered his subordinates to send them to Wu Song's house first, and Wu Song also accepted it with a smile.

"Enxiang said, today is a happy banquet, I think it should be a romantic banquet, but there is no beauty singing and dancing as a companion, how can you say that it is romantic, why don't you hurry up and invite the girls out!"

Under the coaxing of Wang Erniu, everyone was enthusiastic, and the girls of Cuihong Mansion were under the leadership of the four little flowers, scratching their heads and posing in the hall, showing off their style, singing flirtatious tunes in their mouths, and fiddling with their bodies were all boudoir dynamics that made people blush and hot.

"Everyone, the so-called Lang is affectionate, the concubine is interested, which one is optimistic about which girl, write down the secret mark, leave the name, I will give it to the girls, if the girl thinks it is also interesting, you can get it right tonight and enjoy the romance!"

Wang Erniu's words pushed the atmosphere to the extreme, everyone scrambled to write down their favorite girl, and the price they could offer, Wang Erniu came over, smiled, and whispered to Zhixian and Wu Song: "The villain has been arranged early in the morning, the four little flowers, the two of them accompany Enxiang, and the head of Wudu and the villain are one by one, please choose Enxiang first, the villain thinks Feifei is the most interesting, haha, hahaha!"

"Today is a day of great joy for both of you, and you will choose two of them for all good deeds. The magistrate also laughed very obscenely.

"How can this be done!" Wang Erniu groaned for a while, and immediately realized: "Enxiang must already belong in his heart, haha, why don't you let everyone see it?"

"Well, that's Miss Wang surnamed Qinghe County, I have always admired this official, and the official asked for her, this girl is not very old, but she has a good voice, today is to have fun with everyone, I will let her come out to sing two small songs to entertain guests, how about it?"

"Of course that's good!"

Wang Erniu shouted, the hall was immediately quiet, with the symphony of jade pendants, a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl came to the field with a pipa, blessed everyone, and sang.

Wu Song looked at it, and saw that this woman was Yun Ling, but she was fourteen or fifteen years old, her skin was better than snow, and she was extremely beautiful, and she couldn't help but feel a little regretful: "Such a good woman actually gave a person who could be more than enough to be her father, and as the saying goes, she was arched by a pig!"

The girl opened her mouth and immediately calmed everyone, her voice was tactful and elegant, like a yellow warbler on a tree, and like a pearl falling into a jade plate, which was exciting and seduced away a person's heart.

After singing a song, everyone still didn't dare to take a breath, and after a long aftertaste, the girl said: "The slave family is ugly, and then the slave's father will sing a song for everyone." ”

After that, a chuckle unconsciously appeared on his face, beautiful and incomprehensible, turned away, graceful, until he disappeared behind the screen, and everyone breathed a long sigh of relief at the same time.

After about a cup of tea, a thin old man, leaning on a cane, staggered, holding an old lute, saluted the crowd with great difficulty, and then sat down on a stool and began to sing.

His voice is clear, it is no different from a teenager in his teens and twenties, Wu Song is not surprised, even if a modern singer is sixty or seventy years old, he can make the voice of a young man and a girl, all of them have worked hard, he looked at the old man, and couldn't help but be a little unbearable: "No wonder that girl has to serve men at the age of fourteen or fifteen, it turns out that there is a weak and sick old father in the family, it seems that she is also a filial daughter." ”

"Both of you, maybe you can see the details of this old man?" the magistrate suddenly asked with a smile.

"The villain doesn't know!" Wu Song and Wang Erniu said at the same time, wondering in their hearts: "Isn't he the girl's father, what else is there?" ”

"Both of them are shrewd people, and they even deceived him, it's really naughty!" Zhixian Kong's beardless chin smiled and said, "He is the girl from Fangcai!"

"Huh?" Wu Song and Wang Erniu both wiped their eyes vigorously, refusing to believe it.

Zhixian smiled slightly: "This official has been able to observe people since he was a child, and judge whether a person has disguised makeup, in fact, it is very simple, you all look at the face, naturally, the disguised person is also good at studying the face, everyone ignores one thing, that is, no matter how she changes, she just doesn't take into account the back, you see, his back is slender, and the lower buttocks are hypertrophied, and a man can't be like that." ”

The magistrate saw that the two of them didn't believe it, and shouted down: "Don't sing yet, come here." ”

Lao Er didn't know what was going on in Zhixian, but he also walked over slowly, and Zhixian suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled it on his head, and actually tore off a head of white hair, in exchange for wisps of green silk.

The old man wiped his face, tore off a piece of human skin mask, and said with a smile: "Xianggong, how did you know that the slave family is a man?"

"Hahaha, there is something about you that the official doesn't know, you can deceive the whole world, but you can't deceive me alone!"

"Xianggong, you are so bad!" the girl laughed coquettishly, and fell into the arms of the magistrate, who kissed her on the face with strong affection, hugged her and walked to the inner hall.

Wu Song and Wang Erniu looked at each other and smiled, they were very impressed, and Wu Song's heart suddenly sank, and he shouted: "Oh no!", and immediately ran out of the door!