Chapter Ninety-Three: A Letter of Resignation
"Mr. Storyteller has been talking about Guan Yu these days, his heart is in Cao Ying, his heart is in Han, he is loyal to his brother, he sends his sister-in-law thousands of miles away, treats each other with courtesy, and his beauty is currently as immovable as Mount Tai, so he is naturally respected by future generations!"
Wu Dalang looked strange and worried about Wu Song, but he still answered his question truthfully.
"What the eldest brother said is very true, so I want to blindfold him and prevent him from seeing the righteous and lustful people in the world!" Wu Song nodded and continued to ask: "What about the people who betray their brother and have a heart for their sister-in-law?"
"This kind of behavior that is inferior to pigs and dogs, although it is cut with a thousand knives, is not enough to calm the people's anger!" Wu Dalang learned to be a storyteller, his left hand was pushed to his chest, and his right hand was pressed on his thigh, as if he was like Guan Yu Tuoshi!
"Is it so cheap?" Wu Songhu was stunned and looked at Wu Dalang.
Wu Dalang tilted his head, thought for a while, and muttered to himself: "Isn't it enough to cut a thousand knives, then dig out his heart and see if it has turned black and if it has been replaced with a jackal's heart!"
Click!
Wu Song thrust the dagger into the table and submerged it into the table, and a half-foot-long crack opened on the table, Wu Dalang looked at it, and it was again
Surprised and heartbroken, he asked:
"Second brother, what are you doing today?"
Wu Song knelt down in front of Wu Dalang, and Wu Dalang panicked and immediately helped him: "Second brother, get up quickly!"
Even if Wu Song knelt, he was taller than Wu Dalang, stretched out his hand and pressed it on his shoulder, and said proudly: "Big brother, please dig out my heart with a dagger to see if it has turned black? Is it a jackal's heart!"
"Second brother, what are you talking about!" Wu Dalang pressed Wu Song, couldn't move, gritted his teeth in a hurry, and said quickly: "You are a good man who stands up to the sky, how can you be a wolf-hearted dog!"
"Wu Song's father and mother died when he was a child, and he was raised by his brother, and he licked the calf with kindness, and he recreated his feelings, although he died and could not be repaid!"
"Hehe, what is my way, I raised you when I was a child, and when I grow up, you will honor me, this is Lunchang, what is there to say, if there is no second brother, how can I have today's scenery!"
"Big brother, don't you know, today Wu Song was bold, broke into the bathroom, peeked at his sister-in-law's body, and almost did something crooked, please kill me!"
"Did you see your sister-in-law taking a bath?" Wu Dalang looked calm and asked indifferently, "Is your sister-in-law angry?"
Wu Song was slightly stunned, Pan Jinlian was not only angry, but also took the initiative to remove the clothes that were covered, but how to say this, I can only support me:
"Sister-in-law loves her eldest brother very much!"
"Well, it's just love, but it's not husband and wife. Wu Dalang breathed a sigh of relief, he has been pressing the words in his heart, has twice wanted to explain but there is no time, today just said: "Second brother, that day my sister-in-law was bullied by a big family, married to me, but not sincerely, I didn't dare to take advantage of the danger of others, and secondly, the body was crippled, inhumane, after she married me, I had a long face, but she suffered for two years, I have always wanted to write a letter of resignation, so that she can be satisfied, but I can't find the person I want." ”
"Two years later, to meet the second brother again, it is also a godsend, my wish, although I am dull, but not blind, sister-in-law is interested in the second brother, the second brother also has affection for the sister-in-law, you are a pair of beautiful people, I will give you a letter of resignation, you and the sister-in-law stay together!"
"Big brother, you are talking nonsense!" Wu Song exclaimed: "Don't hide it from the eldest brother, the cousin who came that day is actually Hua Tuo's apprentice, and he can rejuvenate his hands, I asked him to take the pulse of the eldest brother, and I want to collect prescriptions at the moment, and the eldest brother will soon recover his majesty and add to the martial arts." ”
"So that's the case!" Wu Dalang slapped his hands on his thighs and said calmly: "Second brother, my cripple, even if Hua Tuo is reincarnated, Bian Que is reborn, and even Da Luo Jinxian descends to earth, it can't be cured, you don't have to bother." ”
"I heard that Mr. Storyteller said that the prime minister of the early Han Dynasty, Chen Ping, was also married to his sister-in-law, and I have drawn up a letter of resignation, and there will be no more trouble, it can be seen that the combination of you and your sister-in-law is a precedent set by predecessors, and there is also a basis, besides, there are three unfilial pieties, and there is no queen for the greatest, the eldest brother can't make the martial arts family scatter the leaves, and the responsibility for the incense will fall on you, please don't shirk!"
Wu Dalang said, took out a piece of paper from his arms, handed it to Wu Song, Wu Song opened it and looked:
"Wu Da, a person who left the fate, married Pan Jinlian the year before last, and there was no iceman, dowry. Because there is nothing to come out of for two years, it is a peerless martial artist, and there is really a way to come out, although you want to endure it, you are ashamed of your ancestors, and it is useless to stay. Thinking of the kindness, he gave the 'Wu Dalang baked cakes', today insulation, the other woman listened to the matchmaker's rate, let it go, let it go, a thousand rests, and the root of love will be broken forever. If there is no basis for the mouth, the word will be set up and the word will be paid for it. The payment is a certain year and month, signed with Wu Dalang's name. ”
Wu Song was shocked, this is the book of retirement, he groaned slightly, and immediately said: "Big brother, I have heard that there are 'three no-out', 'those who marry and have no place to return do not come out', sister-in-law has no mother's family, homeless, no support, you can't rest, 'the former poor and the rich don't come out', you were poor before, and now you are rich, you can't rest!"
"Sister-in-law has nothing to do, the sin is not on her, you are malicious slander, not a gentleman!" Wu Song added.
"I gave this shop to her, that is, there is a return, and she is a pair with you, it is even more secure, the shop has been given to him, I will be poor, there is no wealth to speak of, the resignation said that she has no queen, although it is slander, it may make her happy in the future, compared to the gains outweigh the losses, there is nothing wrong!" These words, Wu Dalang said thousands of times in his heart, otherwise with his tongue, how could he immediately say the truth.
"Big brother, if you are really inhumane, writing this letter of resignation, the beauty of adulthood, is the work of a gentleman, but you refuse to seek medical treatment, but you deliberately avoid it!"
"Second brother, I will follow you, you order the divine doctor to come here, diagnose and treat me, if you can be cured, the letter of resignation should be destroyed, if he also says that the medicine stone is invalid, the letter of resignation will take effect immediately, and you will take care of my sister-in-law for me in the future!"
"It's a deal!"
Wu Song strode out of the store, and Wu Dalang shouted from behind: "Second brother, it's very indecent for you to put on your clothes and leave!"
Wu Song did not respond, and went straight to the mountain temple outside the city, he had heard Yan Fang say that he had been living here.
"Brother Yan Fang!
Before Wu Songren entered the temple, he had already shouted loudly, but no one responded, he wondered: "Did you go up the mountain to collect medicine?"
When I walked into the temple, I saw a gray-haired old man, with his back to him, lighting a bonfire in front of the statue of the mountain god, tearing off the pages of an old book and throwing it into the fire.
"Hahaha!" The old man's voice was hoarse: "You can't cure diseases and save people, you can't be loyal to people's trust, what kind of sea mouth you praise, what kind of brother do you say, what's the use of asking you! Thousands of years ago, you should have burned it to the ground!"
"Dutou!" Suddenly a person hugged Wu Song from behind, it turned out to be Chen Ergou, he smiled: "Why are you walking in a hurry, I called you all the way, but you are walking faster and faster!"
"I came to look for Brother Yan Fang, but I didn't see anyone. ”
"I haven't seen him for a few days, he often goes up the mountain to collect medicine, and he goes for ten days and a half months, as long as he is free, he must go to Chenjiazhuang. Chen Ergou said: "The county magistrate held a celebration dinner, and sent people to Zishi Street and Dalang's shop to find you, so he asked the villain to look everywhere, please go back and change your clothes to the banquet, you can't be bare-chested." ”
Wu Song nodded indiscriminately, and did not leave, but saluted to the temple: "Old man, do you know where Yan Fang went?"
"Yan Fang?" the old man laughed, and his laughter was hoarse and miserable: "That guy is already dead, there is no need to look for it!"
Wu Song was stunned in his heart, and said in a lost voice: "He.... How did he die?"