Tang Mei looked back at him, and while combing her hair, she was about to ask about Han Zhen's unhappiness, and suddenly frowned and pointed: "Your Majesty, you ...... Why is there a person standing next to you?"

Han Zhen was startled when she said this, and she quickly turned her head to look back, only to find that the bed was empty, only herself. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey, why is it gone. Tang Mei said, she only cared about surprise but forgot to be afraid, but now she became nervous, and hurriedly ran to Han Zhen's side and hugged him tightly.

At that moment the door creaked open, and a gust of wind blew in, and the large red candle on the table was blown out.

The two were even more frightened, Tang Mei hugged Han Zhen's neck and kissed: "Childe, we are sweet and sweet together, even if there are ghosts, we are not afraid." ”

Han Zhen also felt that this method of diverting attention was very good, and he fell asleep after holding Tang Mei and the two of them for a while.

This sleep was so heavy that by the time of the early dynasty, the eunuch couldn't wake up Han Zhen even after screaming several times outside.

The eunuch didn't dare to break in, so he could only keep waiting outside, until Han Zhen woke up, he pulled the quilt to cover his exposed arms, and felt a burst of coldness, at this time it was early winter, the weather in the morning was quite cold, Han Zhen wrapped the quilt tightly, which could be regarded as a reason for his laziness, and shouted to the eunuch outside: "On such a cold day, I also have some colds, and I will be exempted from the morning today." ”

After listening to this, the eunuchs outside had to give up and leave.

Tang Mei gently pinched his ear and said, "Childe, you are so lazy, you can't go to court, in case you provoke everyone's criticism, it's not good." Otherwise, you go, I'll go out with you and give you a ride. ”

Han Zhen turned over, closed his eyes and said: "I won't go anyway today, I'm so tired, what's the use of getting up so early every day, if you are not careful, you will still be usurped, anyway, how long this emperor should be a fixed number, don't force it." ”

Tang Mei saw him like this, so she didn't persuade him anymore, and fell asleep with him in her arms.

The two slept until noon, got up and cleaned up, Han really wanted to find Wan Idiot, and wanted to go out of the palace with him to relax.

As soon as he walked outside, he saw a little eunuch stop him and salute, and after the salute, he said: "Your Majesty, Lady Zhou wants you to go to her residence, and I have something to discuss with you." ”

Han Zhen thought that this week Qingqing was like she was the queen mother, and she really thought that I was her puppet, so I won't go away today to see how she can help me.

"Go back and tell her that I'm not in a good mood today, and I'll talk about it another day. Han Zhen ordered the little eunuch.

The eunuch walked for a while, Han Zhen was secretly proud, thinking about Zhou Qingqing's anxious appearance, this time he finally succeeded in taking revenge on her.

I didn't walk for long, and I bypassed a few palace walls, and I actually ran into Zhou Qingqing head-on.

It's like watching a ghost movie, thinking about a ghost, this ghost will appear in front of you, Han Zhen was depressed when he saw her.

After Zhou Qingqing greeted him on the surface, she lowered her voice and said, "Come with me." ”

Han Zhen had no choice but to follow her all the way, and after a while, he arrived in her palace.

"Get down on my knees. After entering the house, Zhou Qingqing said viciously.

Han Zhen said: "How can the Son of Heaven kneel to you, you can't do it." ”

Zhou Qingqing approached him and kicked the soft bend behind his knee, Han Zhen couldn't help but kneel down, and there was a sharp pain behind his knee.

He was just about to speak, when Zhou Qingqing's "snap" slap had already slapped him in the face.

Zhou Qingqing returned to the chair, slowly sat down and said to him: "Do you know why I suddenly became bored with He Qiangqiang, so that he didn't have any nostalgia for him when he died in front of me?" ”

Han Zhen blurted out: "Could it be that he is lustful and wants that you?"

Zhou Qingqing replied: "Hehe, it's really a stinky man, and they can guess each other's thoughts." You're right, if a person thinks about this kind of thing after becoming a madman, then it seems that he is probably pretending to be a madman. ”

Han Zhen replied: "Master, you two childhood sweethearts, you are in love, sooner or later, the two of them will want that, he just wants it in advance, you just give it to him, how boring it is for you to pretend to be a lady." ”

Zhou Qingqing stood up, slapped him in the face and said: "Yesterday, you pretended to be crazy and stupid to take advantage of me, insulting the master is a capital crime, and today you don't go to the court, let's settle the old and new accounts together." ”

Han Zhen looked outside, stood up abruptly with the pain in his knees, pulled his legs and wanted to escape outside, but as soon as he stood up, his legs were weak and he knelt down involuntarily.

When I turned around, I found that there was a pig's head on the table next to me, which was strange for a while, but it was not surprising to think about it immediately, Zhou Qingqing may have thought that the food in the palace was too vegetarian, so she went to the imperial dining room to get a pig's head to gnaw, your grandmother's, do you eat the wine raw, this woman is really violent, she really ruined her beautiful appearance in vain.

Zhou Qingqing came over to Toto Han Zhen's chin and asked, "I watched it for a long time just now, have you two contacted each other?"

Han Zhen was shocked, and thought, not good, could it be that this week Qingqing is too vegetarian to eat pork alone, so she will take herself, ah, she doesn't want to eat human flesh, see her senior sister sprinkle blue light for a while, and purple light for a while, most of the people who will have so many witchcraft are suspected of being monsters, and the two belong to the same family, so it is not surprising that Qingqing has become a monster and eats people this week.

Han Zhen's tone begged for mercy: "Master, one day as a teacher and a father for life, so you are like my father, as the saying goes, tiger poison does not eat children, father, you must be merciful, my meat is not delicious at all, you also said that I am a stinky man." ”

Zhou Qingqing said angrily: "Who said that I was going to eat you, I think it is beautiful, do you have that blessing if you want to be eaten by me!"

Saying that, Zhou Qingqing pulled him close to the pig's head, and pointed: "You kissed my face before, and your lips, including your tongue, were touched by you, this is my biggest insult as a woman, these are all left to my future husband, how can you, a stinky man, the dog emperor, touch it if you want to." ”

Han Zhen was confused, thinking that it was really strange, when did he touch her face, mouth and tongue, isn't this a daydream to wronged a good person.

Before he could say anything to refute, Zhou Qingqing pressed his head to the pig's head and reprimanded: "This pig's head has just been cut off and hasn't been washed yet, since you like kisses, let's kiss him." ”

Han Zhen almost vomited with a burst of nausea, stiffening his neck and not kissing the pig's head.

Zhou Qingqing let him go and said: "It's very boring to force you like this, and it won't achieve the purpose of insulting you at all, so you should kiss it voluntarily." There are only two paths in front of you, one, to kill you. Two, kiss the pig's head as you kiss me. ”

Han Zhen was a little excited, and roared: "I don't kiss the pig's head, you can't be humiliated, you can kill me, even if you use your fast sword, if I frown, I won't be a hero." ”

Zhou Qingqing stabbed with his sword, and a sword flashed lightly and had already torn the clothes on his upper body, the dragon robe was torn and fell to the ground, the clothes on his upper body were broken, and he quickly rolled close to the bed, and draped Zhou Qingqing's purple brocade forging sheet on his body.

"Well, you still have one last chance, kiss it or not, the pig's head is in front of you, as long as you kiss it affectionately, you can survive. Otherwise, you will surely die, and I say one is one, and there is no ambiguity. Zhou Qingqing said with a sword in front of him.

Han Zhen didn't want to die like this, so he had to kiss the pig's head, but he already felt sick just by looking at it.

Find some courage for yourself, think about King Yue Goujian, endure humiliation and bear the burden and taste the bitter gall every day, and in the end, isn't it also a great tool. Can a small pig's head still drive itself to death!

This is in the modern society, cats can kiss it, and the little master kissing this pig's head is regarded as raising an American mini pig.

After thinking about it, he was a little unwilling, and then he had another excuse, and said to Zhou Qingqing: "Master, you said that I kissed you and insulted you. Now you ask me to kiss the pig and insult the pig, isn't this tantamount to saying that you are the same as the pig, which is very bad and can't be kissed. ”

Seeing him say this, Zhou Qingqing became even more angry, and slapped him in the face with the sword body a few times, only to hit him with a hot pain in the face, he lay on the ground, covered his face and endured the pain, and said again and again: "Master spares his life, tiger poison does not eat apprentices." ”

Zhou Qingqing grabbed him by the neck, pressed the pig's head again and said, "This is your last chance, if you don't kiss again, you will only have a dead end." ”

Han Zhen saw that she seemed to be really angry, and he couldn't care much more, so he closed his eyes and touched the pig's face with his face.

Han Zhen smelled a bloody smell and an indescribable stench coming from the pig's head, and almost vomited with a nausea "wow", coughing again and again, very uncomfortable.

He ran back to his dormitory in one go, asked the maid to prepare the bath tub, and refused to come out after soaking in it for a long time.