On the morning of the second day, Han Zhen woke up early, and waited until the eunuch came to call, and he deliberately replied, saying that he still didn't go to the morning court today. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The eunuch refused to leave for a while, and continued to call in a low voice, as if to say something, imploring the emperor to be sympathetic to the people's feelings and to approve the world's major affairs in the court.

Han Zhen couldn't sleep and sat up, Tang Mei found a new dragon robe to help him put it on, he strode outside, kicked the eunuch hard, and scolded: "My words are the will, didn't I hear that I said today that I would not go to court, why do I need to say the same thing a few more times, is it because I am usually too undignified!"

The eunuch was frightened into a cold sweat, kowtowed again and again and begged for mercy, and hurriedly crawled away.

In the next few days, the eunuch only came to call two or three times, and when he saw that Han Zhen didn't get up, he left in a funny way.

Although Han Zhen has not been in the morning for the past few days, he has not been able to sleep, and he naturally woke up as soon as the time came to the court, and the anger of Zhou Qingqing's bullying against him in his heart has not subsided, and he deliberately wants to see what she can do to herself.

A few more days later, he was still like that. Finally, on this morning, there were more people calling him to go to the court, and he got up and went outside, and saw that it was a group of ministers in the court, and he originally wanted to beat these people up one by one, but soon his mind changed again, and he planned to play them in another way.

Without waiting for these ministers to be frustrated, hating iron and steel, and talking like loyal ministers, he waved his hand to express his willingness to go to court, which made everyone feel very surprised and happy.

Sitting on the court, the ministers below began to scramble to report.

A minister first said: "Your Majesty, the floods in the past, the Yellow River burst its banks, and many houses of the people nearby were washed away by the floods, and they have been homeless until the early winter, if these people are not resettled, I am afraid they will freeze to death." ”

Han Zhen wanted to wave his hand and allocate some silver taels to help the victims, but after thinking about it, he was originally a faint monarch in Zhou Qingqing's eyes, and he couldn't be wronged by her in vain, faint monarch, hum, I will faint to show you today.

He replied to the minister, "I did not release this flood, so why should I come and give money?" Let's put this matter aside for now, and don't talk about it again. He said this, but he silently wrote it down in his heart, very anxious, and planned to allocate the money tomorrow and send someone to the disaster relief.

Another minister immediately bowed to him: "Your Majesty, Jiangsu Jiedu made Wang Fengqi support his troops and stand on his own, proclaim himself emperor, and he has not paid tribute to the imperial court for two years. ”

Jiangsu Jiedu envoy Wang Fengqi, he remembered this matter again, but he said: "Self-established emperor, nothing great, this kind of neurotic madman doesn't know what to say every day, it is possible to proclaim himself the Jade Emperor one day, is he really going to step on the colorful auspicious clouds to crusade against me, ridiculous." ”

Then the ministers said many more things, which he refuted in this absurd and comical way.

It didn't take long for him to go to court, and all the ministers were disappointed, they knew that this was the case, and what difference did it make if they didn't go to court.

For the next few days, Han Zhen continued not to go to the court, nor did he go to Zhou Qingqing's place to practice swords, eating, drinking, and having fun all day long, enjoying flowers and making the moon, and the days passed freely, and time passed unconsciously.

On this day, a eunuch came over to tell Han Zhen, saying that Zhou Qingqing had something to see him, and Han Zhen agreed very happily at the moment.

Walking all the way, the anger in my heart rose again, you look for me, I still want to settle accounts with you, but I want to see what tricks you play today, this son will definitely accompany you to the end.

When he arrived at Zhou Qingqing's palace, the eunuch retreated and left, Han Zhen pretended to be indifferent, and sat down on the chair naturally and easily, with a leisurely expression on his face, and he glanced at Zhou Qingqing and did not take the initiative to speak.

Zhou Qingqing's expression did not show any anger, and said calmly to him: "You haven't been to the court in the past few days, is it because you are too sweet with Tang Mei, and national affairs are very boring?"

Han Zhen shook his head to the side and said casually: "This world is mine, such a trivial matter as the last dynasty, I can go if I want to, and if I don't go, I won't go, and it only takes one sentence to abolish this matter of the court when I get angry one day." ”

Zhou Qingqing sneered and said, "It seems that I have met a faint monarch again, the last Xianzong has been killed by me, and the next one to kill must be you." ”

Han Zhen stood up, deliberately pulled the clothes around his neck down, and said, "Come on, girl, kill me, cut me down, and help another emperor up, no, you can just be the emperor directly." ”

Zhou Qingqing pulled him over, pinched his neck fiercely, and used three or four percent of his strength, Han Zhen felt a sharp pain and his breathing almost stopped.

At this time, Chen Min walked in from outside, and when he saw this, he hurriedly pulled Zhou Qingqing down, Han Zhen was rescued and coughed a few times, gasping and scolding: "Zhou Qingqing, you bastard, you committed the crime of bullying the king today, I fought with you." With that, he pounced and flew and kicked her in the stomach.

Chen Min flashed over and hugged Han Zhen and persuaded: "Don't be angry, the younger sister has such a temper, for the sake of her master, you can accommodate her." ”

At this time, another woman came in outside, this woman was still young, about sixteen or seventeen, although her appearance was quite delicate, but there was a sense of coldness, looking at Han Zhen up and down, and her eyes showed a feeling of looking down on him.

Zhou Qingqing pointed at the woman and said to Han Zhen: "She is a thrush, you have to learn to get along with her slowly in the next time." ”

Han Zhen said disdainfully: "What does the Son of Heaven get along with such a wild girl!?"

Then a fat girl came in, who was in her twenties, but her figure was nearly two hundred pounds. Although the skin on the face is white and tender, it seems to be broken by fat flesh.

This fat girl's name is Zhichun, and the little girl who came out first is thrush, both of whom are maids in Zhou Qingqing's own door.

Chen Min introduced the two to Han Zhen, and Han Zhen immediately became alert: "How did the two of them get into the palace, I have layers of guards outside to handle ......"

Zhou Qingqing said stiffly: "These are not important, and you don't need to care about it." From now on, Zhichun is your imperial concubine, and she is the one who accompanies you every day, and Tang Mei is going to be separated from you for a while. ”

Zhichun, this fat woman, a fat man who has to get rid of the scum, and I would rather die as my imperial concubine.

Han Zhen said angrily: "Zhou Qingqing, you traitor, I will not give in to you even if I am splashed with blood today." ”

He rushed towards Zhou Qingqing, and was hugged tightly by the fat girl Zhichun halfway and lifted up.

The little girl thrush approached, picked up a needle and pierced him deeply into his thigh, with a sharp pain, a thin stream of blood flowed out, Han Zhen couldn't get angry, and spit on the thrush's face.

He thought that there would inevitably be a court drama in the palace, but he had never heard of the emperor being stabbed, and he actually used a needle prick to treat me as something.

This Zhichun's body strength is not lost, and with some martial arts foundation, Han Zhen couldn't move for half a minute, so he had to hit his head into Zhichun's face.

Zhou Qingqing approached, pinched his neck and said, "Good apprentice, have you made enough trouble?" ”

As the saying goes, a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, and when I get out of here, I will immediately mobilize an army to take down these two demon girls.

He pretended to be weak and said: "Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, don't be angry, let me and Tang Mei go." ”

Zhou Qingqing took back the hand that pinched him and said: "You haven't been to the court for days, I think you are too greedy for Tang Mei's sweetness and gentleness, so the master replaced her with Zhichun, although Zhichun is not as good as her, but she is also considerate, you have to get along with her well, don't snub her, understand!"

Han Zhen happily agreed: "It's rare that the master has worked hard, and the apprentice really shouldn't have misunderstood you before." ”

Seeing this, Zhichun put him down, and he dodged to the side, trying to avoid her as far away as possible.

Zhou Qingqing pulled him over and said: "In the future, this Zhichun will be your imperial concubine, and you will be so indifferent to her in front of me, so she will not have to stay alone in the empty room in the future." Come here, kiss her and I'll see. ”

Han Zhen shouted and scolded loudly in his heart: "Zhou Qingqing, you are simply a pervert, you want me to kiss the pig demon after kissing the pig." This Zhichun is locked in a pigsty and fed with the pigs, and An can tell whether she is a human or a pig. ”

He couldn't refuse in a too hard way, so he had to say: "Master, this kind of thing of kissing the concubine in front of you, is it suspected of insulting you, I think it's better for me to kiss the princess secretly when I go to bed." ”

Zhou Qingqing forced him: "No need to talk nonsense, if you want to kiss now." ”

He was still hesitating, and the thrush stepped forward to prick him in the face with a cold needle, and although he ducked back, his skin was still scratched.

Chen Min frowned and reprimanded the thrush: "Don't prick your face, it damages the emperor's appearance, how do you want him to face the world." ”

Han Zhen endured his anger, moved a few steps closer to the thrush, and slapped him in the face while she was not paying attention, because the other party was defenseless, and he used enough strength to slap the thrush until he turned around and fell to the ground.

Zhou Qingqing helped the thrush up and said to Han Zhen: "I forgot to tell you, this thrush will be the slave maid by your side in the future, but there is one thing, you can't beat her." What you do to her, Master, I will do you tenfold. ”

Zhou Qingqing said "snap" and slapped Han Zhen in the face, and this palm used enough force to knock Han Zhen to the ground.

Han Zhen felt a sharp pain in his face and head, and his brain was buzzing, and it took a while before he slowly stood up with his body propped up.