Sleeping soundly and sneezing suddenly is the most disappointing thing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Especially Wen Shuangyan sneezed such a big one.

I woke up suddenly, sleepy-eyed, and found a torrential rain outside the window.

His throat burned, and he died of thirst.

When I was kicking on my shoes to find water to drink, I suddenly heard someone reprimanding me in my head.

Big fool, why don't you run away?

Does this sound so familiar?

Looks like a cousin?

When did she come?

I didn't care about finding water to drink, so I put an oil lamp in my hand first.

The room was so small, and after looking around, I didn't even find her.

Hell it, is it a dream?

As soon as his mind moved, he heard his cousin shouting at him.

Hurry up and escape!

The shock made her head buzz, as if she was holding her ears and shouting next to the root of her ears.

Looking around again, there was still no one.

How could there be such a real dream.

Wen Yanshuang smiled and touched the teapot by the window.

When he was about to pick up the teapot, his arm suddenly hung down, as if someone was pulling him.

Turning around, there was no one around.

This is a shop owned by a youkai, so don't drink anything!

"Cousin, cousin?"

Wen Yanshuang was sure that this voice was Qin Xiaomei.

Nonsense, who else could it be if it wasn't me?

"When did you learn invisibility? Why can't I see you?"

Wen Yanshuang was so anxious that she looked under the bed and on the roof of the shed, but she couldn't see her.

Rotten cousin, you have to say it a few times before you can understand, hurry up and escape!

"Why should I run away?" Wen Yanshuang sighed, put down the oil lamp, and sat back on the edge of the bed: "The shopkeeper of this shop, who has two daughters who are like flowers, gave me a lot of money to teach them to read, and I have to live here for at least three or two months." ”

You think beautifully, I really think you're fragrant, those two women are monsters, and they plan to eat you!

"Monster, eat me?" Wen Yanshuang laughed a few times: "Cousin, you don't look at people who are more beautiful than you, just make it up." ”

As soon as the words fell, Wen Yanshuang raised his hand and slapped himself.

It was really full of strength, and his face was swollen in an instant.

Yes, I can use your body.

Hearing his cousin's sneer, Wen Yanshuang's legs suddenly didn't listen to him, stood up and ran out of the house.

"Shoes!

Wen Yanshuang wanted to go back to pick up her shoes, but when she just turned around, she slapped herself again.

Pushing open the door of the store, he rushed towards Qin Xiaomei's horse like crazy, and Wen Yanshuang turned over and got on the horse.

Tighten the reins and put your legs together.

The horse neighed, raised its front hooves, and rushed out.

"Cousin, slow down, slow down, I'm going to fall. ”

Wen Yanshuang was scared to death, and he was also very surprised, when did he have such good riding skills?

He didn't understand what was going on, but he always knew that his cousin must have done it.

The rain washed away all night, and the horses ran all night.

Wen Yanshuang's buttocks hurt, as uncomfortable as being burned by fire.

I don't know how many miles I escaped, and when the horse's feet were insufficient, I finally reined in the horse's reins.

Wen Shuangyan climbed off the horse, his hair was messy and soaked, his feet were in the mud, and his left foot was not shoeed.

Growing up, I've never been so embarrassed.

"Cousin, are you still there?"

Wen Shuangyan looked around, there were only endless wild forests, and there was no half a human figure.

Will it be in a dream all the time?

The slap rang again, and I still pumped myself, and it hurt.

Does it hurt?

My cousin asked.

"My face is swollen, can I not hurt it?" Wen Shuangyan covered his cheeks in complaint, looked up at the top of the tree, there was still no one, and suddenly became full of doubts: "Cousin, don't make trouble, where are you hiding, come out and meet." ”

You don't talk nonsense, you can sit for a while, and when the horse rests, you have to continue on your way.

"Your ass is all shattered, and you're still in a hurry?"

Wen Shuangyan turned to the back of the tree angrily.

Where are you going?

"Pee!"

Frightened all night, bumped all night, and didn't want to pee.

Wenshuang Rock is close to the big tree, unraveling the silk.

When I was having a low headache, I suddenly heard a scream.

Rotten cousin, why are you so disgusting?

"Qin Xiaomei, do you still want to be embarrassed, and you can peek at your cousin's peeing?"

Wen Shuangyan took a step closer, clinging to the big tree, looking left and right, and never found out where his cousin was.

You're so disgusting!

"Hey! you're enough!

It seems that no matter how you can't hide, although my cousin has been naughty since she was a child, she has always adhered to the etiquette of men and women, how can she be crazy to this extent today?

Rotten cousin of Tianzi No. 1, don't you understand? My soul is now in your body, what you see is what I see, and what you touch is what I touch.

"Your soul is in my body?" Wen Shuangyan sighed, lowered his head, and did what he didn't finish seriously: "You are really good at making up ghosts." ”

It's not a ghost compilation, commonly known as a ghost upper body.

Qin Xiaomei was fed up with such a disgusting thing, Wen Shuangyan suddenly raised her head to the sky, and behind her hand, she didn't look at or touch it.

"Qin Xiaomei! peed her pants, and her feet were all over it. ”

It's useless to shout, with both hands behind your back, you just can't take it out.

It can only be left to the end of the stream.

Rotten cousin, I'll put your hands out now, you put your pants up, don't touch that thing again, you're sick to death.

"Cousin, can you be reasonable, at least let me shake it. ”

Rotten cousin, if you dare to touch that thing again, I'll make you unable to wear pants.

"How can a man not shake after a little relief? Isn't it more disgusting if he stains his crotch?"

You can skip that thing and jump on the spot.

Wen Shuangyan peed a pants embarrassment, and turned over on the horse again.

Follow the country road and go to the town house.

rode all the way and fought all the way.

When Wen Shuangyan finally understood that his cousin died of poisoning, he was sad and angry.

He turned his horse's head and shouted that he wanted to find the white shopkeeper desperately, but he didn't take two steps before he fell.

Hmph, you won't be able to ride back even half a mile without me helping you ride a horse.

"If I can't ride back, I'll run back, and if I can't run back, I'll walk back. Wen Shuangyan grabbed a stone and almost gritted his teeth: "Cousin, I will definitely avenge you!"

What kind of revenge? People are monsters, can you get them?

Wen Shuangyan threw a stone and turned over on his horse again.

"Cousin, you leave me alone, you let me go!"

It's stupid to death, even if you want to take revenge, it's not such a retribution.

"Okay, cousin, how do you want to relieve your hatred, you say, I'll do it!"

Wen Shuangyan rode his horse in the direction of the town government again.

You took the exam in Beijing first, and now I have a perspective eye, and I'm not afraid that I won't help you get a top score.

"Such fraud is against the style of a gentleman. Wen Shuangyan sighed: "I can't live up to my cousin's affection for me." ”

Qingyi, you are a big-headed ghost, after you pass the top prize, the court can send you a small official with sesame mung beans, and after you become a sesame mung bean, you can mobilize some subordinates, and with the help of your subordinates, you can beat the white shopkeeper.

"I see, cousin is smart. Wen Shuangyan praised it, sad and sad, and said that he cared: "Cousin, you are a ghost now, are you cold?"