It seems that everyone knows that the underworld is cold. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Therefore, everyone thinks that ghosts must also be cold.

In order to find herself, her cousin was killed by the gangsters with poisonous fish soup, and Wen Shuangyan was already heartbroken.

It's comforting that my cousin's soul actually made a ghost into his body.

Although this situation is weird, it gives Wen Shuangyan the feeling that his cousin seems to be alive, and the two are not separated, just like since childhood.

Asking if my cousin is cold or not, it is Wen Shuangyan's concern from the bottom of my heart.

However, even if Qin Xiaomei was cold or hot, what could Wen Shuangyan do?

I'm dying of heat!

Qin Xiaomei snorted, and then her voice became soft and slow.

Cousin, you, haven't you, never been like that with a woman?

"What is that?" Wen Shuangyan frowned and thought about it, then blushed and complained angrily: "I read the books of sages and sages, and I know etiquette and shame. ”

Cousin, this is the crux of the matter, you are a boy boy, hot as a stove, and you are almost roasting me.

"Cousin, can you ride a horse and get some sleep on my horse?"

Wen Shuangyan's face was very hot, and he really didn't want to talk to Qin Xiaomei about this kind of thing.

Huh, my bad cousin is afraid to talk about this kind of thing?

Qin Xiaomei laughed strangely.

Cousin, if you suffocate to death, you can take a step back and become a ghost, if I am roasted to death by the stove, there will be no singing at all.

"Cousin, what do you want to say?" Since he couldn't hide, Wen Shuangyan had only helplessness.

After entering the city, the first thing you have to do is to visit the green house, drink flower wine, and sleep with a girl.

"Huh?" Wen Shuangyan's jaw almost dropped, if it weren't for his cousin to help him ride a horse, he would definitely fall and bleed at this moment.

Why? I can die to find you, and you refuse to sleep with a girl for me?

Qin Xiaomei asked coldly, and Wen Shuangyan sighed for a long time.

"Cousin, this kind of thing is too difficult. He smacked his lips again and again, as if he had drunk bitter water: "But for you, my cousin is willing to do anything." ”

After making up his mind, Wen Shuangyan was still a little embarrassed, and begged softly: "I do this kind of thing, you watch from the side, I always feel awkward, why don't you close your eyes ......"

Halfway through the discussion, Wen Shuangyan suddenly raised his right palm, opened his bow left and right, and slapped himself seven or eight times.

Hmph! You want to be beautiful! I'll test you casually, and you'll be exposed, the number one rotten person in the sky!

Qin Xiaomei scolded for a while, and then raised the whip to urge the horse, and the four hooves were like flying.

Frightened, Wen Shuangyan screamed for help, but couldn't close his eyes.

After entering the town, Wen Shuangyan was finally able to buy a new set of clothes and shoes, and removed the embarrassment.

Qin Xiaomei was afraid that the monsters would chase after her, so she turned over and hurried on her horse, saying that she wanted to enter the county quickly, where there were many people with yang energy, and she might be able to avoid the demon spirit.

Wen Shuangyan can't do it without relying on his cousin, he doesn't even understand a little, who has the final say in this body now?

When I arrived at the county, it was already past lunchtime.

Wen Shuangyan went to the stall and ordered a bowl of shredded pork noodles, and suddenly mixed chili peppers into the bowl, only stirring a bowl of noodles to turn red, and the distressed noodle stall owner frowned.

Rotten cousin, you honestly ate this bowl of noodles, and you are not even allowed to leave soup, as a punishment for wanting to visit the Qinglou.

I want to visit the Green House?

I want to visit the Green House?

Oh, my God!

With the owner of the noodle stall in front of him, Wen Shuangyan couldn't talk to himself, so he could only endure the heat in his mouth, and even ate the noodle soup raw.

When I was giving the money, I vaguely heard the owner of the stall muttering: "It's not enough to take advantage of it, order a bowl of noodles, eat half a jar of my chili peppers, and deserve to eat a swollen mouth." ”

Why don't you eat and have a swollen mouth?

Wen Shuangyan felt that his tongue was already as hard as wood.

Passing by a small inn, Wen Shuangyan stepped into the house, and when he was in the house and outside the door, he heard Qin Xiaomei ask.

Didn't those two flower-like monsters give you a lot of money? Why do you want to choose such a shabby place to live?

"The road to Beijing is still very long, and the further you go, the higher the cost, so that you will not be reduced to begging for food. ”

Ask man, can you boil a bucket of bath water?

In such a poor and sour place, how can there be such a thing as a bath barrel?

This question really shouldn't be asked, but in exchange for a ridicule from the guy: "Guest officer, let's go to the big restaurant with a Tianzi room to find a price." ”

Wen Shuangyan shook his sleeves in a negative mood, turned his head and left.

The guy leaned against the door frame, watched him walk and twisted, and sneered: "Sissy." ”

"Cousin, I don't have to take a bath, I can bear it. Seeing that there were few people on the side of the road, Wen Shuangyan lowered his voice.

Bear with you big-headed ghost! You can bear it, I can't bear it, you smell of stinky salted fish all over your body, have you forgotten to pee a pair of pants and shoes in the morning?

"Who is to blame for this?" Wen Shuangyan couldn't bear it anymore, stood still, and tried to theorize.

After only one step, he immediately strode again and walked towards the place where there was a tall building.

If you don't want to smoke your mouth on the street, you can obediently live in a Tianzi room, take a good bath, and wash away the fishy smell on your body.

When I arrived at the door of the restaurant, a guy came out to lead the horse, full of courtesy: "Son, do you have dinner or stay in the hotel?"

"Give me a stew of fresh fish, cut half a catty of beef in sauce, stir-fry two plates of fresh vegetables, and four seasonal fruits. With a trembling hand, Wen Shuangyan took out a silver ingot, handed it to the man, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Burn a big bucket of bath water again, and send it to the Tianzi room." ”

"Childe, order these things, this ingot of silver can't be used up, if you live for a long time, I will store the rest of the money in the cabinet for you?"

Wen Shuangyan was almost crying, and said with a painful face: "The rest is the reward, you can keep it for yourself." ”

"Son, look at it!" the man smiled happily and led the horse to the backyard: "I promise that your horse will stay in a single room tonight and eat the best ingredients!"

When the guy walked to the backyard, he almost scratched his head.

This guest officer is obviously generous, but why does he have a pitiful look on his face with a knife on his neck?

Rich people have strange tempers, as long as the money is real.

Entering the Tianzi room, Wen Shuangyan slumped into the chair and sighed bitterly: "Cousin, you are so accurate, I only have this piece of silver on my body." ”

Qin Xiaomei ignored his complaints at all and spoke sharply about the rules.

When it's time to take a bath, you have to close your eyes and don't rub where you shouldn't, so as not to get slapped.

"Do you have to close your eyes when you take a bath?" Who made this the king's law?" Wen Shuangyan really didn't have the strength to argue with his cousin: "Can I look up at the sky?"

I don't care where you look, as long as I see something I shouldn't see, I'll let you drink a whole bucket of bathwater.

Because the reward is more, the guy is more diligent.

The fish was stewed freshly, the wine was hot, and after Wen Shuangyan ate it beautifully, the bath water was also boiled.

In order not to drink the bath water, Wen Shuangyan tied a towel on his head and covered his eyes.

Carefully touching the edge of the barrel, his feet slipped, and he fell into the water with a thud.

This time, Qin Xiaomei didn't make trouble, Wen Shuangyan still drank two sips of water.

Hot and choking, Wen Shuangyan panicked and grabbed the blindfolded towel.

Everything is clearly visible.

Rotten cousin, you're disgusting!

Wen Shuangyan sat in the barrel, opened his bow left and right, and slapped himself.