Fortunately, the captain was sent away in time....

Come on, come on, have a toast first

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"It was so dangerous just now," the cousin, who was drunk with a glass of wine, was glad that he was able to persuade the captain to leave. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It was so dangerous just now" Zhao Ying, who was in the stomach with a glass of wine, looked like he had escaped death, and explained to us that he had really practiced King Kong legs for a few days when he was a child.

"It was so dangerous just now" I was glad that it was Zhao Ying who sat next to my cousin after a glass of wine, and I dared to sit next to my cousin if I wanted to drink, and you would be worse off than dead when you waited.

"It was so dangerous just now" Wang Hu, who was in the stomach with a glass of wine, charmingly stroked the big stick that the captain forgot to take away, with a gentle face.

"It was so dangerous just now" The old gun who had a glass of wine looked at the stick, and then said to Wang Hu: "This is too big, the size is not suitable for you." ”

"It was so dangerous just now" The old gun girl sighed that she had saved her virginity again, she thought that the captain was coveting her body.

Sima Yi didn't say anything, he had already gone under the table with a glass of wine.

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Second cup

"It's my honor to be brothers with everyone, and when I go to the battlefield in the future, I will help everyone block the sword! God blocks and kills God! Buddha blocks and kills Buddha! Dominate the world!" Zhao Ying, who had two cups of belly, was full of pride, as if the whole world was trampling under his feet, but in fact, Sima Yi was under his feet.

"I am destined to be a hero!" "I opened my dream to everyone: "I hope that everyone will be awesome together, and no one will be missing!"

"You are the one who is destined to be my son-in-law!" The two glasses of old guns announced as a quasi-father-in-law: "I hope that when the time comes, everyone will come together, and no one will be missing!"

"You are destined to be my father-in-law!" The old gun girl with two glasses of belly announced as a quasi-lady: "I hope that when we get to the cave room, everyone will come together, and no one will be missing!"

"You are the one who is destined to be my father-in-law!" Wang Hu, who had two cups of belly, announced as the second grandmother: "I hope that when we get to the cave room, everyone will come together, and no one will be missing!"

"Hehe, this is my brother, this is my brother, I promise, I promise you" The cousin laughed and waved around, proud to have such a brother.

"What did I miss?" Zhang Er, who had just returned from sending the lieutenant, only heard the words of the old gun girl and Wang Hu, and asked with a look of horror.

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Only my cousin knew what happened after the third drink, because he began to drink because we were broken, because the wine was called the Great Adventure ......

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"What the hell happened last night?" I asked my cousin, who looked at me and smiled silently.

"What happened last night?" Zhao Ying asked his cousin, who looked at Sima Yi and smiled silently.

"What happened last night?" Wang Hu asked his cousin, who looked at the big iron rod and smiled silently.

"What the hell happened last night?" asked his cousin, who looked at his daughter and smiled silently.

"What happened last night?" asked her cousin, who looked at Zhang Er and smiled silently.

Zhang Er's face was frightened, and he hurriedly ran to the toilet to check his body.

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The old gun girl was a little sluggish, and after a while, she ran to the toilet to check her body with a frightened face.

Wang Hu was even more sluggish, and it wasn't until Chrysanthemum was uncomfortable that he ran to the toilet to check his body in horror.

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Or the old monk in his childhood was right, the prosperity was gone, and there was nothing left of sorrow. It can also be understood that the chrysanthemums are all blooming, and only the ground is full of sorrow.

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The past is like smoke, no matter how injured you are, life still has to go on.

We continued to practice formation, this time in marching sign language.

Everyone guessed that sign language might be a bit complicated, so everyone gave this task to the most literate Sima Yi.

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Sima Yi excitedly went to study with the captain all day.

When I came back, I gathered everyone with confidence.

"Sign language is very simple! this is forward," Sima Yi made a forward thrust with his palm.

"This is a stop" is a stop with the hand raised in the fist.

"This is reconnaissance," Sima Yi pointed his fingers into a V, his eyes and his eyes pointed ahead.

"It's a retreat"

"It's a roundabout"

"It's an arrow"

"It's a pursuit"

"It's dismounting"

"It's Food"

"It's this I'm sleepy"

"It's trying to pee"

"I'm sorry"

"This is my love for you"

"It's a desire to drink"

And so on and so forth.........

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Sima Yi is really the most literate person, he learned such a complex sign language in one day, and our admiration is like a surging river.

With so many sign languages, we learned them to the death.

In order to become familiar with the important skill of marching sign language as soon as possible, we even use sign language to communicate in our daily communication.

It took half a month to barely use it smoothly.

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On this day, the captain came to the camp bored, and when he saw us, he warmly invited us to drink together in the evening.

In order to show my latest skills, I sent a series of dazzling sign language to the lieutenant, saying that tonight we have some of us going to help the cobbler repair his leather armor, some of us need to clean up the tent, some of us have to tidy up the horse shop, sorry, I can't drink with you.

The captain looked at me with a stunned expression, not knowing what was happening.

I thought I was scaring him by moving too fast, so I slowed down and repeated.

The lieutenant was still puzzled, and then touched my forehead to see if it was burned.

I looked at Sima Yi.

"Oh, the captain still can't understand it" Sima Yi smiled a little embarrassedly and said: "For the marching sign language, I added a little bit of my own understanding, I originally thought that we would try it first, and if it was successful, let the captain promote it throughout the army." ”

"We're a bit slow, so I haven't had time to teach the captain yet. Sima Yi added: "Some feng shui terms are newly developed by me, and I will teach you tomorrow." ”

We collectively burst into tears.

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The old monk in his childhood said well, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated.

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Through the captain's explanation, we learned that the cavalry sign language is really simple.

There are only four commands

advance

Fall back

Stop it

kill

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We collectively burst into tears.

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Seeing that I quietly pulled out my waist knife, Sima Yi nervously suggested to the captain to add some options, after all, it has been verified that the new style of sign language is still quite useful.

The lieutenant sensibly refused, and he told us that the cavalry was a matter of moments from the encounter with the enemy to the engagement, and no one would be full in such a short time to say something like I love you, I'm sorry, I want to pee.

Sima Yi was not convinced, and said that even if he didn't use it on the battlefield, he could use it in life.

The lieutenant pulled the mute herald behind him over and said he might be able to teach him.

Sima Yi burst into tears, he felt that his life was coming to an end.

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We were successfully distracted by the mute herald, and quietly asked the captain how the dumb could give orders?

The lieutenant replied that it was a flag order, which was used to command the battlefield.

We quietly asked him why he was dumb, and if the captain had cut out the tongue of the mute herald after drinking the great adventure.

The lieutenant said no

The captain explained that it was the herald who insisted on kissing the war horse after drinking the adventure himself, and became dumb after the war horse bit off his tongue.

We sweated all over our foreheads, glad we didn't lose anything except chastity in our last big adventure.

Sima Yi was also glad that he had picked up a life after seeing my waist knife returned to the sheath, and secretly made up his mind to thank the captain for saving his life

"In order to repay your kindness, I have decided to help you order a dragon's lair tomorrow, the most prosperous cemetery, and the three generations of Fuze!" Sima Yi said to the captain with the attitude of repaying the kindness of dripping water.

The lieutenant didn't have a waist knife, and he raised the ancestral three-flower red stick mixed yuan big iron rod.

As soon as Sima Yi was nervous, he habitually used sign language to explain that he was doing this out of kindness, and the world could learn from it.

It's a pity that the sign language captain couldn't understand it, which directly caused Sima Yi to go back to the barracks and lie down for three days.

We conclude that the power of knowledge cannot stop the captain's stick.