In order to thank Sima Yi for his contribution to the marching sign language, we, as companions, were very concerned to return him to the barracks after he lost consciousness'. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Sima Yi, you lie down well, your clothes brother helped you wash them" Zhao Ying enthusiastically took off Sima Yi's clothes, and then glanced at Wang Hu.

"Sima Yi, you lie down well, your ass brother helped you wash it" Wang Hu found a steel brush and planned to help Sima Yi take care of his body.

"Sima Yi, you lie down well, your silver brother will help you donate to the poor mountainous area" Zhang Er searched Sima Yi's whole body, and weighed the money bag with a little regret.

"Sima Yi, you lie down well, my daughter helped you solve the major events in your life" The old gun was even more ruthless, opened Sima Yi's feet, and winked at his daughter.

It is a matter of happiness in the next life, the old gun girl hesitated for a moment, and stepped forward without hesitation.

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We walked out of the room en masse.

A line of tears flowed from the corners of Sima's eyes, who was unconscious on the bed.

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"Isn't it too much?" I couldn't bear it.

"It seems to be a little too much" The cousin touched his chin and beard, and said thoughtfully, "We should prepare a pig casing for him, so that it is safer, if it is a lifetime thing......

"It's too much," Wang Hu touched his chin and beard, and asked us, "Do you want me to replace the old gun girl?" at least I won't ......get pregnant."

"Can you beat the old gun?" I kindly reminded Wang Hu.

Wang Hu shook his head for a while, and then began to look up at the sky depressedly.

He began to worry that with his force value, he would not be able to steal love in our little gang.

"A mountain does not allow two wives, when can you accompany you, and sadness flows backwards into a waterfall. Wang Hu muttered.

We can feel Wang Hu's sorrow.

He doesn't read much, this is probably his own poetry, understood by our intelligence, this poem means that he is very worried about what will happen to the rest of his life or the lower half of his body.

"Don't worry, even if there is no love, there is still family affection," we collectively persuaded him.

"There is no family affection and there is enemy affection"

"There is no enemy and there is injury."

"Even if there's nothing left, you can hang yourself, so we'll go to the grave, that's called friendship."

Wang Hu burst into tears

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"It's really not good, you still have the captain's mixed iron rod, life will not be lonely to the end. "I comfort Wang Hu" is cool and not responsible, a man's dream. ”

Wang Hu burst into tears.

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"Maybe you can try your hand at horses. ”

"Horses, too, have feelings. ”

"You shouldn't be big enough for a horse to get pregnant, and it's realistic. Zhao Ying kindly gave him some guidance.

Wang Hu burst into tears.

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"If you want to try a horse, you might as well try the tanner's mule first, because the mule will not get pregnant, and it is safer. My cousin added, and I believe my cousin has a good heart.

Wang Hu hid his face and ran wildly, and those two butts twisted the entire sunset to pieces.

It's poignant.

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Three days later, Sima Yi returned to the team.

I don't know why, the lines of his whole face seem a lot more resolute.

"Training!" he threw himself into the hard work without saying a word.

After training, we asked him why he was so positive all of a sudden.

He said that he didn't know why, and he said that during the three days he was in a coma, he had countless bizarre dreams, and there were many horrors.

"Hell~" he sighed

"I died more than a hundred times in my dreams, and when I woke up, I told myself that I must cherish what I had left. Sima Yi said heavily: "I dreamed that countless volcanoes pressed me again and again, and then pressed again"

Everyone suddenly realized, and then hurriedly diverted the topic.

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Training is incredibly boring.

I train hard for my heroic dreams.

I said we're going to be awesome together

Foot shooting

Riding and shooting

Knife fights

Spear throwing

and so on, numerous and arduous

I often ask the old gun that we are just interns, why these training subjects and training volume are larger than the regular army, and if the old gun's girl has been harassing the knights again recently.

The old gun said that the arduous training is for the sake of gaining on the battlefield in the future, and the motherland is also working hard to cultivate talented people -- what the textbook says.

I asked the old gun why you didn't practice together, and the old gun said that he didn't need to practice, he was an all-rounder, and there were still many ancestral secret skills that had not been revealed to us.

"Do you want to teach you to roll the saber?" The old gun tempted me, "The ancestral secret technique is passed on to the son, not to the daughter, and only to the son-in-law if there is no child, so it's cheap for you." ”

I immediately consciously went to the grass mound to practice the standard version of fitness gymnastics issued by the army, just kidding, with my current IQ, I will never be fooled.

Wait, it looks like I learned a set of marksmanship from the old gun......

It turned out to be a routine from the beginning, and it was a real loss to read less...... I crouched on the ground and drew circles.

The old gun squatted next to me with a smile and smoked, looking like he couldn't escape from his five fingers.

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My cousin also ran to the side and chatted.

"The situation is a little wrong recently" My cousin is well-informed, and he has been very popular on the windy side of the horse recently: "It stands to reason that it is approaching the end of autumn, and the Great Thunder Country should be slowly preparing for the winter, but recently the probability of the wind and them encountering it is much greater, and there is basically contact every day." ”

"This shows that their scouts are expanding the scope of reconnaissance and oppressing our daily patrol area" The old gun is a veteran after all, and he analyzed it very professionally: "They are not on the strong side, and there is a price to pay for such reconnaissance, almost certainly to prepare for certain operations"

"Yes, they also analyzed the wind in this way, and they have reported to the cavalry camp, there should be feedback in the near future, the captain reminds everyone to be careful, play the autumn wind or go out to practice horses, don't go too far" cousin let us pay attention.

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I was excited, I had been looking forward to getting into real war, and now it seemed like I had the opportunity.

"I admire your courage" My cousin knew my temperament, and he agreed with me in three chapters: "First, if you want to submit an application to the front, you must delete my name." ”

"Second, give me three taels of silver, and tomorrow I will teach you the Dafa of battlefield escape. ”

"The third one is okay, you were brought out by me to join the army, in case you die in battle, I won't help you pick up the body, or just leave your entry and exit safely, and I'll go back and return it directly to your mother." ”

I rolled my eyes, how can a hero die so easily.

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"Don't worry, my son-in-law is covered by me, what will go wrong, I really have to bring enough of my ancestral weapons to keep him safe all the way. The old gun patted his cousin on the shoulder and motioned for him to let go of a hundred hearts.

The cousin, who had only seen the old gun's horse, asked suspiciously, "What other ancestral weapons do you have besides a gun?"

The old gun smiled mysteriously and said: "Lao Tzu's top-secret weapon that has been cultivated for many years, of course, will not appear easily, when my son-in-law is in danger one day, you will be blessed to see." ”

We looked at the old gun carefully, and he had nothing but a cigarette gun all over his body, and everyone suddenly felt that the old gun was unfathomable.