008 soaking wine
Since having the experience of fighting side by side with the school flower Tang Yuzhu, Ji Danhuang feels as if he can often see Tang Yuzhu, especially when he is urged by Ren Bikong to go to the market to buy breakfast in the morning.
At the beginning, Ji Danhuang would feel inferior because of his too abstract appearance, and he didn't dare to get too close to Tang Yuzhu, so he only dared to say hello in a hurry and finish the matter. But later Ji Danhuang found out that Tang Yuzhu is still very easy-going, at least she is definitely not a person who judges people by her appearance, and she will not pretend not to know Ji Danhuang because he is too ugly.
Of course, Ji Danhuang is also very self-aware, knowing that his dignity and family background are not worthy of Tang Yuzhu at all, and he only hopes to be an ordinary friend with Tang Yuzhu in his heart. Therefore, when they occasionally meet and chat a few words, the two of them are nothing more than asking about their studies, after all, the college entrance examination is approaching, and everyone is busy preparing for the battle, and they don't have the heart to think about anything else.
As for the sad Zhang Yang, he hasn't come to class since the battle that day. I heard that Zhang Yang's injury was not light, and the Swiss Army knife directly cut half of the rectum, although the operation was very successful and would not have any ** effect, but it was impossible for Zhang Yang to sit comfortably in a short time.
Ji Danhuang continued to rely on pills to clean up the dirt in his body while messing around, since he was forced to stop eating and eat jasper roses instead, he no longer had to squat in the toilet all night long, at most squatting for half an hour could solve the problem.
Originally, Ji Danhuang thought that a bad stomach could make him lose weight, but it turned out that the fat in his body was really not ordinary tenacious, and he had not eaten for so long and had a bad stomach, which only made him lose ten pounds. For Ji Danhuang, who weighed more than 280 catties, he couldn't see it at all if he lost these ten catties of meat.
Soon it was June, and the third grade of other schools had already been on vacation, but Ji Danhuang's school did not follow the usual path, and it was not until May 31 that it was announced that all senior high school students would go home for the holidays to prepare for the exam, which attracted many complaints from students. But this really doesn't matter to Ji Danhuang, because he doesn't have the heart to study whether he is at school or at home.
The school was on vacation, but Ren Bikong seemed very happy. On the first day of the holiday, Ren Bikong dragged Ji Danhuang to the classical hut and dragged out an oversized wooden barrel.
Ji Danhuang didn't know what Ren Bikong wanted to do, and stood aside and watched as he poured bags of blue rose petals into a large wooden barrel filled with a light blue liquid. The cold aroma overflowed, and Ji Danhuang smelled the wine.
Well, it smells pretty good.
Getting everything ready, Ren Bikong patted the dust on his hands, raised his eyes to look at Ji Danhuang, and spit out a powerful word: "Take off!"
"Huh?"
Ji Danhuang didn't react for a while. What to take off?
Seeing Ji Danhuang looking like a second monk, Ren Bikong laughed: "Oh, it's finally time for you to take a vacation, God knows how impatient it is to wait for this day for the teacher!
This next season, Shan Huang can understand that Ren Bikong is going to make wine with him!
Is there any special effect of soaking wine with a big fat man?
Ji Danhuang didn't ask much, obediently took off his clothes and jumped into the barrel. He knew that even if he didn't ask anything, with Ren Bikong's talkative character, he would definitely tell all the causes and consequences by himself.
The cool, warm liquor wraps around the skin and itches slightly. Ji Danhuang only felt that the pores of his whole body were dilated, as if something dirty was squeezing open the pores and burrowing out of his body.
It's so comfortable!
As Ji Danhuang expected, within a few minutes, Ren Bikong really opened the conversation box, chattering about the benefits of soaking in this kind of wine. After a long speech, Ji Danhuang summed it up in just one sentence.
"That is to say, as long as I soak in this kind of liquor, all the stubborn garbage in my body will be removed?
Ren Bikong snapped his fingers: "That's right, that's it! After you finish soaking, you will find that you have changed from a big fat man to a standard handsome guy!"
When Ji Danhuang heard this, his eyes instantly widened: "There is such a good method, why didn't you say it earlier! And let me eat that broken elixir and spoil my stomach for several months! You did it on purpose!" More and more I felt that Ren Bikong was sent by God to owe Erden, specially used to rectify him.
Ren Bikong shrugged: "It's not that the thing is too precious to be willing to use for you." I originally thought that taking the pill for two months should be able to purify the dirt in your body, but who knew that the effect was so bad, and there was no way to let you soak in wine. Besides, you have to soak wine for 120 hours in a row, and you haven't taken such a long vacation before! You can't blame the teacher, you can only blame your school for being too cheap!"
Ji Danhuang was speechless, lamenting that his previous sins were in vain. If you had known that you could achieve the desired effect by soaking in a comfortable wine, you wouldn't even eat that broken elixir if you killed him!
With nothing to do, Ren Bikong began to tell Ji Danhuang about the level of cultivation. Originally, Ji Danhuang thought that it would be like what was written in the novel, there was some Qi training period and Yuan Shen period, but it turned out that the reality was completely different. At the very least, the grade names are completely different.
In the cultivation levels described by Ren Bikong, there are ten levels, namely Fuyao, Feng Xu, Xiaoyao, Dedusting, Huayi, Juding, Miaoshen, Shengbo, Faded Bone, and Zhenren. And before the lowest level of Fuyao, there is also a zero level, which is the initial stage of cultivation, and it is completely just to strengthen the body.
In addition to the zero-level initial cultivation stage and the tenth-level real person stage, the remaining nine levels are every three levels of the scarlet uàn frame 7 flounder 7.胄椤 (1) Xing H cone wo Xi Xian Yang 氲亍 3 .鍪址缋 vertebra Ran Jiong Ji Ji Huang martyrdom 11 Long 14 鄱ト cone crouch pry widow judgment embarrassing milk 岣 masturbation δ 壑鸾バ Wei Shang embarrassing burning smack caries phantom ruthenium 怼 (6) ぬ濉 (9) make the Qiao Yuan cone crouching lozenge cone dangerous ** mortal fetus gradually changed after exercise, forming a fairy body.
And the current Ji Danhuang can only be called the preparatory period for the initial cultivation at most. Think about it, is there a cultivator who can only make one move that can be rated as a level!
However, when Ji Danhuang finished brewing wine, Ren Bikong forcibly poured qi, and then he himself guided the qi in his body to run for a few small weeks, if nothing else, he should be able to skip the long initial cultivation stage and directly impact the early stage of Fuyao in a very short time.
From the initial cultivation preparation period that doesn't know anything, it directly enters the early stage of Fuyao, which is a big leap, and I hope that Ji Danhuang will not be frightened by the sudden and amazing changes he has produced at that time.
"Beginner: strong and healthy, deaf and clear. Fuyao: light and flexible, soaring into the sky. Feng Xu: Feng Xuan resists the wind and flies through the air. Leisurely: Thousands of miles in an instant, flying away. Dusting: The dirt is not stained, and the sludge is produced. Huayi: Aura is enriched, benefiting the clothes. Gathering the top: The five elements gather at the top, and the law is born. Wonderful body: the first catastrophe appears, molting new skin. Victory: The two tribulations of suffering, the cycle of meridians. Bone Decay: Three Tribulations of Rebirth, Mortal Body Replacement of Bones. Real person: After going through the red dust, he has stepped into the path of immortality. Ren Bikong said while folding his fingers, "This kind of hierarchy must be memorized, this is the foundation of cultivation." Don't cultivate for several years, if someone asks you what level you are now, and you still answer that you don't know, then it's a shame!"
Ji Danhuang agreed again and again, silently reciting the cultivation level that Ren Bikong said, and suddenly wondered if he was still living in real life.
This feeling, how to think about it, how to feel like being in the world of Xianxia. This life is also amazing!
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