009 is out
After one hundred and twenty hours of soaking, Ji Danhuang got out of the barrel and stood in front of the mirror, and the whole person was stupid.
Hey, hello handsome guy in the mirror! What is your name, where does it come from, why are you so handsome!
Ren Bikong looked at Ji Danhuang, who was already petrified in front of the mirror, and couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh wildly. It's over, it's over, the stupid apprentice is terrified!
But it's no wonder that five days ago, he was a big fat man with a face full of pimples, and in the blink of an eye, he became a standard handsome guy with a well-proportioned body, delicate facial features and delicate skin, and anyone would be scared silly.
Turning his head to look at the thick layer of grease calm at the bottom of the big wooden barrel, Ren Bikong had the urge to roll his eyes. It seems that this barrel is no longer available.
Alas, this is a rose brewed from the petals of the king of blue roses! There weren't many of them, and I used such a big vat all at once, and I felt a pain in my flesh and bones when I thought about it. But there is no way, who called this child's physique so helpless! Time is pressing, but if there is a little other way, he will never be willing to use this.
Ren Bikong went to dispose of the barrel by himself, leaving Ji Danhuang alone to look left and right in the mirror, touching and rubbing. After seeing enough of his new naked image, Ji Danhuang secretly put a set of Han Dynasty costumes in the blue sky wardrobe on his body, and when he stood in front of the mirror to look at it, he really had the urge to kiss himself in the mirror.
Wow! It's so handsome! This image is a famous coser Jinlin! Master really didn't lie to himself, after losing weight, he is really a handsome guy who is even more handsome than Jinlin!
No, no, if you look at it again, he's really going to fall in love with himself!
Taking off Ren Bikong's ancient costume and putting it back neatly, Ji Danhuang was worried about his clothes. He has lost so much weight in a short period of time, his previous clothes are like a sack on his body, and he can't wear them at all!
What should I do? Do I have to wear a period costume and go shopping on the street to buy clothes? Seems like a good idea. Wait, I'm a little embarrassed!
Ji Danhuang was struggling, Ren Bikong had already processed the barrel and came back, still carrying a bag in his hand.
"Oh, your new clothes. ”
Ji Danhuang was overjoyed, hurriedly took out his clothes and put them on his body, and then looked in the mirror. Ordinary sportswear, just let yourself wear out of the international style!
Who said that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and sometimes they have to look at who the clothes are worn on! Some people can even wear rags and clothes in a Confucian style!
Just as Ji Danhuang was looking in the mirror, something fell out of his waist with a "click". Ji Danhuang bent down to pick it up and found that it was an ID card, an ID card printed with his current appearance.
"This ......"
Ji Danhuang looked at Ren Bikong suspiciously, as if asking about the origin of this ID card. Ren Bikong smiled proudly: "This is the new ID card that the teacher just gave you, your previous ID card can't be used at all, and the photo on it is 108,000 miles away from your current one." As for the photos in the college entrance examination system, the teacher has also revised it for you, so you don't have to worry about being kicked out of the exam room as a substitute. ”
"That's ......"
Pinching his new ID card, Ji Danhuang's heart was full of emotion. His own master is really very good! Although he is a little nagging, he really thinks about himself everywhere! He has long forgotten about the college entrance examination, and it is a shame that the master still remembers it for himself.
But when it comes to the college entrance examination......
Ji Danhuang's face darkened suddenly. What a high-end and high-grade term for the college entrance examination! A scumbag like him is a cannon fodder when he enters the examination room, and the results are almost the same whether he goes to the examination or not.
Alas, it's rare to lose weight and become so handsome, but I can't be innocent on campus once.
"Apprentice," patting Ji Danhuang on the shoulder, Ren Bikong smiled extraordinarily brightly, "Have you forgotten what I told you before becoming a teacher? With a master here, it's not a matter of being a master at all! Are you overjoyed to see yourself suddenly becoming handsome, and you haven't noticed any strange changes in your eyesight?"
After being reminded by Ren Bikong, Ji Danhuang realized that his eyesight seemed to be much better. Not only that, but the sense of hearing seems to have improved a lot. Thinking of the cultivation level that Ren Bikong had talked about before, could it be that he had officially entered the initial cultivation stage now?
Strong and healthy, deaf and clear-sighted. Now I am deaf and clear-sighted, and this body is strong and healthy......
After lifting his clothes and looking at them, confirming that he did have proud eight-pack abs and mermaid line, Ji Danhuang's heart blossomed. Others need to exercise in the gym for a long time to have a perfect body, and they only need to soak in a few days to come out!
This figure, this appearance, what kind of character can't come out! Wahahahaha! His brilliant green chun is about to begin!
Ji Danhuang couldn't help laughing! I smiled proudly, I smiled proudly......
"Ahem!" Ren Bikong coughed twice vigorously to interrupt Ji Danhuang's yy, "Apprentice, don't be too happy, as a teacher, you can only help with this, and you have to work your own for the rest." Don't think that this is enough, in the future, the teacher will strictly guard you and strictly urge you to cultivate. ”
Ji Danhuang agreed repeatedly, but he still had the heart to think about cultivation in the future, and his heart was full of what kind of group Xia Man was going to go with in a few days, and how to start a beautiful relationship after going to college. For him, it is enough to be handsome, and he does not need to live a long life to become an immortal and a Buddha.
Looking at Ji Danhuang's careless attitude, Ren Bikong sighed helplessly.
Big brother, I ask for support! Your fifth brother is going to collapse!
"Okay, okay, don't be narcissistic, there will always be a time when you can see enough of this. Ren Bikong dragged Ji Danhuang out of the door, "Let's go, go back to your house, and officially start teaching you cultivation for the teacher, and strive to let you enter the end of Fuyao before the start of the university, and if you are a little better, you can also try to impact the early stage of Feng Xu." Don't think it's easy, ordinary people want to practice for several years from the end of the initial cultivation to the end of Fuyao!" while nagging, he dragged Ji Danhuang to the rooftop of his own house, and after forcibly pouring some of his energy into Ji Danhuang's dantian, he began to guide him in his cultivation.
However, Ji Danhuang is indulging in fantasies about a better life in the future, how can he have the heart to cultivate! Ren Bikong recited the cultivation mantra over and over again, and pointed to the acupoints over and over again, but Ji Danhuang didn't have the heart to remember it at all, so angry that Ren Bikong couldn't hold back for a while, and kicked him in the head.
This kid, why is it so unreliable! Such a simplest, most basic, and more beginner-friendly little Zhou Tian Operation, taught more than ten times, it is not good to listen to, it is too annoying!
If this continues, when will she be able to come back!
Taking a few deep breaths, Ren Bikong forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a gentle tone as much as possible: "Good apprentice, come, let's cultivate." If you don't want to be beaten, you can give, me, recognize, true, one, point!"
"Click!"
Ji Danhuang looked at the dilapidated fish tank behind him that was shattered by Ren Bikong's roar, and suddenly woke up from his fantasy, nodded his head in agreement, and sat cross-legged according to the posture specified by Ren Bikong.
It's over, Master is really angry! Hurry up and cultivate seriously, or you will die.
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