After repeatedly confirming that everyone had no relatives and friends to come over, Lao Gun shook his head regretfully, and then asked everyone to introduce themselves. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The first person in the line stood up to introduce himself, and when he stood up, everyone laughed, and a chick was embroidered in the identification area of his heart behind his military uniform, and the chick was biting rice. He blushed and emphasized that this was an eagle spreading its wings, just like his name was Zhao Ying.

It is a military tradition of Daqing to embroider a personality pattern on the back of the military uniform, which is convenient for the identification of the people who died in the war, and it is also convenient for the military uniform to be taken away by others in the barracks.

In addition to the dragon is a special graphic for the royal family, the price of a mighty animal pattern embroidered on the market has soared to 3,000 wen.

We all agreed that Zhao Ying's chick cost at least five cents.

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Next, I saw a tiger of fifteen yuan, to be exact, like a cat, Wang Hu's.

Wang Hu is five big and three thick, and his face is full of pimples.

He claims to be a true hero, with a tiger in his heart and a tiger sniffing roses. Then I specially made a gesture of sniffing the fragrance of flowers, and the orchid fingers were so skillful that we were so confused that we shivered.

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Then there is the gossip of fifty yuan, Sima Yi's, who introduced himself and said that he was extremely knowledgeable and knew everything about astronomy and geography.

"Look at feng shui, point to the dragon's lair, break the life and unsign, I entered the mountain at the age of three and met the immortals to touch the top, and at the age of ten I learned to go down the mountain and plant the flag. Sima Yi put his hands behind his back: "Don't brag about the Central Plains, my brother ranks in the top three." ”

"Of course, the heavenly machine cannot be leaked at will, if you have a need, please chat with me privately" Sima Yi swiped a wave of advertisements by the way.

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The next thing I saw was a dice with 3,000 coins, and the dice were incomparably finely embroidered and shining gold.

The dice belonged to Zhang Er, who said that he was not happy to gamble, and he gambled on the king's family.

Zhang Er pointed to us and said: "The mahjong, pai gow, dog fighting, and horse racing in the world are purely gadgets to pass the time. ”

"Controlling the rise and fall of the imperial property market, controlling the rise and fall of hundreds of industries, it can only be said to be a small play. ”

"We bet on the Wang family, and the ultimate gambling plate can only be the beauty of Jiangshan Sheji!" Zhang Er proudly opened the bottom of the card.

"The most successful game, hehe, the earth-shattering ghosts and gods, a plate of thousands of miles of country. Zhang Er said mysteriously: "I won't hide it from you, the Great Qin Empire was able to unify the world in the Ten Kingdoms of Lianping, just because it was my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's operation." ”

"Once again, I won't tell you that I came here to be a soldier, in fact, I came to pick my chips! You are all the chess pieces I have chosen, and the future chess game in the world will start from the moment I meet you!"

We were stunned, this is so creative!

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Of course, Sima Yi once again took advantage of the situation to swipe a wave of advertisements, and he told us that his grandfather's grandfather was the ultimate emperor's acupoint for King Qin's father.

Sima Yi also despised Zhang Er's gambling family: "Those who become emperors are the first to be lucky, and the power is secondary." To put it bluntly, our family helped King Qin set his luck, and Zhang Er's family only built momentum in the later stage, so he just took a job. ”

Once again, we were stunned that literate people are just able to brag at any time.

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Next came the cousin, whose surname was Ma, and his name was Ma Li, so he embroidered a horse, but it was a horse with wings.

I don't bother to describe his introduction, he is good at everything, and what he says is.

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my surname is Ding, my full name is Ding Li, and my family calls me by my nickname Dali.

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It's my turn to play and I'm confident. My wife was born in mending clothes, and the level of embroidery patterns is at least calculated in silver taels, and I creatively gave her a peace charm begged by the Dawang Temple, so that she could embroider a charm behind her, which means that she is invulnerable, beautiful and has a little connotation.

As a result, I stood up and appeared, laughing at the people, I depressedly relieved it, and the old lady really understood what I meant, and neatly embroidered four big words on the back of my military uniform: peace in and out.

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The moment I saw the four big characters of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing, I looked up at the sky in despair, and died before I could leave the school, which made the hero cry.

My mother, your son is destined to be a hero, you embroider something like this on the military uniform, how can you tell your son to mix on the battlefield.......... even if he is loyal to the country, it is better than this.

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In order to keep his serious image as a non-commissioned officer, Lao Gun spent a lot of effort to cover his face, but he couldn't hold back the snot that burst out of his nostrils, which stabbed my heart fiercely.

"Brother Emma, you are too awesome, I, Zhao Ying, decided to mess with you. Zhao Ying held my hand with a look of adoration and shook it violently.

"The eyebrows and the sword contain peaks, the sun and the moon are in the ears, and the heavenly oracle is on the back, this is the appearance of the general!" Sima Yi pinched his fingers and bowed to me: "I, Sima Yi, am willing to bow my head from the saddle and assist the general to achieve a great cause." ”

"Xianggong, you are so talented, you are really a peerless beauty" Wang Hu's eyes were full of spring, and his hands were on my body like a flower.

"This is my brother, this is my brother, I promise, I promise everyone" The cousin laughed and waved around, as if he had just finished a big play.

"Thank you, thank you, those who have money will hold a money field, and those who don't have money will also hold a money field" Zhang Er cooperated with his cousin to star, seamlessly.

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At that moment, I had nothing to love, and I inexplicably remembered the classic quotation that the old monk said in my childhood: "Life is not sad, death is also painful"