Today is the day I officially entered the camp, the first day of joining the army, and I am proud. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's a pity that I drank too much during the celebration yesterday, my cousin on the dog day, he spilled his own wine left and right, and he really couldn't rely on it to force me to help drink, grandpa said that wine is like character, it seems that I want to stay away from him, yes, especially on the occasion of drinking, you must not sit next to him.

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The luggage lady had already packed, picked it up and left, I touched the package, and it contained my new military uniform.

When I think of the big brave word on the chest of the military uniform, I am very proud, "The brave word is in the chest, the gods and ghosts are difficult to attack, one person joins the army, the whole family is glorious!", this is the army's recruitment advertisement, we have heard it since childhood, and it has become our belief.

In my childhood impression, as long as you can wear a brave character on your chest, it means that you are a hero!

My cousin came to pick me up, and it is said that I was able to enter the army this time because he spent three taels of silver to help him go, hey, why did he bring a package too?

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Let's go, brother, my cousin waved his hand very chic to drive away the crying cuihua beside him, and turned around and said to me that there is no way to cry, brother, there are so many women, if you don't just deal with it, she will really wait for you for a lifetime, and when we come back from the barracks, the daylilies will be old.

The old cauliflower is not delicious, we are heroes when we join the army, and there will be many tender vegetables at that time. The cousin mysteriously imparted his experience, and laughed so much that he was a cheap.

Brother, do you owe money to others? I ruthlessly debunked him: You also joined the army, and after a few years of going in, can you not cry when other people's money is wasted?

Your kid can join the army, his wings will be hard, right, I will go to the door to help you join the army, and the three taels of silver will be returned to me immediately, and the glorious image of my cousin cannot be tarnished.

"My mother said that you still owe her more than a dozen taels of silver, and the interest has not been calculated for a few years, so you are looking for your mother to go. "I'm not fooled, my mother explained it clearly before I came out, and I can't give a copper plate to my cousin.

The cousin's face was wrinkled like a bitter melon, and he looked like he had the urge to turn around and go home without giving money.

After I reminded him that if I turned back, I might have to settle the overnight money with Lao Cuihua, and that if I joined the army, I might be able to live a few years in peace, and my cousin fought with heaven and man, and finally led me firmly to the road of heroes.

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The barracks is really a paradise of dreams, everyone in and out is in good spirits, and the big word of courage on my chest is like a circle of light that shines straight into my eyes.

All of them are heroes!

Hey, how can there be heroes picking at their noses and pinching? This is detrimental to the glorious image.

Hey, this hero, isn't it good to use a spear to pick up your nails?

Hey, these two brothers in the bushes are talking about something, and they want to hook up their shoulders?

Seeing all kinds of heroes along the way, I couldn't help but cry, sure enough, this fucking life is all advertising.

I've already drawn a handprint, there is no way back, I can only comfort myself that a hero is a hero, it is because the number is small that it is called a hero, and if a cat or a dog can do it, it will not be called a hero.

Lao Tzu is a man who was born to be a hero, let's not be like them, and firmly follow our own path.

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Divided barracks

The man in charge was very obscene, and hinted that if he didn't give him a meaning, he would assign us to the worst house, and threatened us to live there and run a few kilometers to the last hut.

Can this little trick be difficult for my cousin?

Anyway, we also came in through the door, and there are people up there, do you understand? Do you want us to give gifts? We won't give us a mung bean cake!

Besides, my cousin and I never had to go to the hut when we were in a hurry.

My cousin even coaxed and deceived the little Wensheng, and finally succeeded in assigning us to the most remote and worst barracks

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At the time, I thought that the place was inhabited by a related household

As a result, that barracks taught me a lesson in the days that followed, that you should not rely on anyone else, especially your cousin, for anything. Relying on others will not be able to do things, and relying on my cousin will not be able to live.

I won't describe what that barracks is like, let me cry for a while.

If I can regret it, I am willing to give a thousand mung bean cakes.

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There are only six people in the dormitory of ten people, and I roughly scanned it, and the other four people are all crooked and cracked, and they don't have a heroic atmosphere.

The action is also lewd and doesn't look like a good person.

At first glance, I know that they don't have lofty ideals and can't be heroes, so in this case, then they all bow at my feet, haha, I'm in the corner.

"The recruits immediately put on their uniforms and the training ground was concentrated. A veteran came to the door, shouting proudly.

"This is our new commander, we are all in his charge, he is nicknamed the old gun, and he became famous for his ancestral steel undefeated gun. "My cousin quietly revealed to me that he was also entering the barracks for the first time, but he didn't know where he got the news.

"Little brother, don't worry, brother, I have already taken care of it, and I will definitely be taken care of. After saying that, my cousin went over to say hello.

"Broken leg when late. The old gun sprayed at my cousin's face, and I could see the rain of saliva as far as I could reach.

The cousin didn't dare to wipe his face and ran back to the bunk to turn over the military uniform, and everyone immediately hurriedly put on it, and rushed to the training ground to concentrate, so fast that it seemed that he was born a soldier.

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The training ground is big enough to run horses, and our six-person team is not inconspicuous at all, and the old gun counted and asked us, "What about the other four?"

Everyone looked at each other, and my cousin dared to stand up and answer: "Report to the sir, there are only 6 of us in the dormitory, and I haven't seen anyone else." ”

The old gun scolded the deserters, and then said to us with a pleasant face: "Nowadays, people have no credibility and sense of honor at all, these deserters will have someone to take care of them, don't learn from them, and serve the country after training well, you are heroes." ”

After speaking, he pondered for a while, lowered his voice and said to us: "It's difficult to recruit people now, the gap between these four people is not good for Lao Tzu to explain to the above, who among you has relatives and brothers to introduce him to be a soldier, as long as people go to the scene to recruit the introduction fee, I will give double the introduction fee." ”

I looked at my cousin, who explained to me with a righteous face: "That's an advertisement, an advertisement! Don't believe it, it's all a routine." You don't read much, and you won't suffer by listening to your cousin. ”

"My cousin is absolutely right. I nodded, clenching my fists. I don't just read much, I'm still too young to beat you.