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In a valley full of flowers, the tongue-blooming monk lay on his back in a flower bush and shook the wine gourd in his hand vigorously, and then listened attentively, muttering: "It's too much, it's not much!"

The tongue monk was full of hesitation and struggle, and after being entangled for a long time, his face was full of determination, he pulled out the gourd stopper, and drank the remaining wine, until there was no drop of wine flowing out of the gourd, he licked his tongue and his face was full of regret.

Tongue Bloom put the gourd under the bald head, looked up at the blue sky, rolled his eyes, got up from the flowers, ran to the creek with a smoke, and said to Dong Zunru, who was contemplating the flowing water: "Third brother, you are about to arrive in Chang'an!"

Dong Zunru, who was as contemplative as a philosopher, lit up when he heard this, "The roast fat sheep in Chang'an City is a must!"

Tongue Fei encouraged: "Then you go and tell the eldest brother, let's hurry more at night and go straight to Chang'an City." ”

Dong Zunru got up excitedly and said, "That's a good feeling!"

As soon as he took two steps, Dong Zunru turned around with a suspicious face, and the smile on his tongue that had succeeded in his treacherous plan suddenly froze.

Dong Zunru suddenly realized, pointed to his tongue and said, "Second brother, your wine gourd must be empty!"

With a blank face on his face, he held the wine gourd in his arms, and said with a dry smile: "How can it! Third brother, you still don't know, I only made wine two days ago." ”

Dong Zunru snorted coldly: "Second brother, you claim to be "in the satives of fine wine, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart", and you have to drink two sips all the time, even a sea of wine can make you drink dry. ”

Tongue Fei's face was a little unbearable, and he said angrily: "I also said that I, third brother, you are not the same, every day you talk about "don't get tired of eating", you have to eat the most expensive food in the local area, and most of the money earned by the eldest brother has entered your belly." ”

Dong Zunru raised his neck, "A gentleman doesn't get tired of eating, he doesn't get tired of being fine, what's wrong?"

The two held each other for a moment like cockfighting, laughed in unison, hooked their shoulders and walked into the distance.

On a bluestone in the middle of the valley, Zhang Muxian was sitting cross-legged, carrying Zhou Tian and reconciling the dragon and tiger.

"Big brother, the third brother has something to tell you!"

"Big brother, second brother has something to tell you!"

Two voices interrupted Zhang Muxian's teasing, he opened his eyes, looked at this Confucian Buddha and said calmly: "What's the matter?"

Dong Zunru and Tongue Bloom glanced at each other, Dong Zunru turned his head and stood with his hands in his hands, Tongue Bloom stretched out the wine gourd in front of Zhang Muxian's eyes and said with a smile: "It's empty!"

Dong Zunru, who was standing with a high demeanor in his hands, also turned around like a whirlwind, and said pitifully: "I want to eat roast fat sheep in Chang'an City!"

Zhang Muxian sighed, since the three of them got married, he has completely become the money bag and nanny of these two, and his intestines are blue at this time. In order to maintain the majesty of his eldest brother, he has to put on a big brother's demeanor all the time, and even speaks less and less.

The two of them looked like they were waiting to be fed, Zhang Muxian could no longer suppress the anger in his heart, and said to his tongue: "It's not that I said you, second brother, you are too disrespectful! Where is the tongue master who was ambitious and full of immortal Buddha breath when they first met? Look at your current appearance, you are completely a wine monk. How much wine have you drunk in the past three months, and have you had 5,000 catties?"

"Third brother, what are you laughing at? How much better can you be than him? When you first met, you knew how to read and understand etiquette, you were upright, and you had the world in mind, what do you think of it now? Lose people for the sake of sadness!"

After scolding in one breath, Zhang Muxian nodded and admitted his mistake when he saw the two chicks pecking rice, and he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart. With the attitude of the two of them admitting their mistakes, Zhang Muxian dared to pack tickets, but they didn't listen to what he said at all.

After the three of them worshipped, Dong Zunru and Tongue Bloom ate all day long, and drank all day long, which were completely two bottomless pits, and the savings obtained by Zhang Muxian from catching ghosts had already been emptied by the two.

Reaching out to touch the shriveled money bag in his arms, Zhang Muxian said helplessly: "I still have some silver in my arms, let's go into Chang'an City tonight to eat, and by the way, sell some wine and eat on the way, out of Chang'an City is a piece of sand." ”

The two of them were ecstatic: "Big brother is wise!"

Looking at the two of them talking and laughing, hooking their shoulders and walking away, Zhang Muxian muttered to himself: "If you don't know how expensive firewood and rice are not at home, you still need to do a few Dharma things when you arrive in Chang'an City." Hey, my dignified Heavenly Court picket spirit officer has been reduced to the point of cheating!"

Shaking his head again, Zhang Muxian closed his eyes and continued to carry Zhou Tian and reconcile the dragon and tiger.

Ever since the "master" learned that his time to cultivate was short, he could feel the pressure of "heaven and earth turning, time pressing" all the time, and he didn't dare to waste a little time.

Hard-working people, the sky does not live up, his cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds in the past three months, not only stabilizing the realm of ghosts and immortals, but now faintly touching the threshold of the middle stage of ghosts and immortals.

On the other side, Tongue Bloom put his foot into the stream, gently teased, and said to Dong Zunru: "Second brother, have you ever seen the eldest brother playing leisurely?"

Dong Zunru shook his head, "Big brother repeats three things every day, catching ghosts, refining ghosts, meditating and pranayama, catching ghosts, refining ghosts, meditating and pranayama......"

Yu Yan looked at Zhang Muxian, who was closing his eyes and staring, and wondered: "Why do you say he is this?"

Dong Zunru sighed: "Maybe he has his own troubles, if his eldest brother encounters difficulties, I will help him, bald, what about you!"

The tongue said angrily: "How many times have you said it, don't call me bald, call me second brother." ”

Dong Zunru said apologetically: "Okay, bald second brother!"

Tongue Yan put his hand on his forehead, "Take care of your hair for half an hour every day, third brother, you are jealous of me!"

Dong Zunru said solemnly: "The body is skinned, and the parents who receive it must not be damaged, and the beginning of filial piety is also! I will be jealous of you?"

Yu Yan shook his head and said: "Isn't it unfilial piety to have no hair? After my parents died, I personally went to the underworld and begged the king of Hades to arrange a good family for them, is this filial piety? I also went to see them last year, my father gave birth to a tiger head and a tiger brain, and my mother gave birth to a pink carved jade, they have already set a baby kiss!"

Dong Zunru's expression was gloomy: "I have never seen my mother since I was born, and as for my father, the king of Hades will be terrified when he sees him, how dare I provoke him? I don't know how to fulfill my filial piety." ”

When he heard this, he took out a wine gourd and put it to his mouth, only to find that the gourd was empty, so he had to put it down.

I drink with the hard things of the world, and I turn into a sea of suffering, hoping that no one in the world will be bitter.

Dong Zunru and Yu Fei looked at the stream together, and the valley began to quiet down.

I don't know when, the sky darkened, Zhang Muxian came behind the two and said calmly: "Go!"

Dong Zunru and Yu Yan said excitedly: "Do you want to go to Chang'an?"

Zhang Muxian gritted his teeth and said: "Chang'an City, two roast fat sheep, and a thousand catties of Lanling wine." ”

Dong Zunru clapped his hands and celebrated: "Long live big brother!"

In the sky, Zhang Muxian walked against the wind, the tongue on the ground bloomed step by step, Dong Zunru flickered in mid-air, and the three of them went all the way to Chang'an.