There was no white flower for half a tael of silver, but in a quarter of an hour, the shopkeeper served four side dishes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhang Muxian was about to raise his chopsticks and put down his chopsticks, when a person suddenly walked to Zhang Muxian's table, bowed down and saluted: "Brother Dao, please!"

Zhang Muxian looked up and said happily when he heard this: "It turned out to be Brother Tai, please take a seat." This person is the Confucian scholar Zhang Muxian met before.

The scholar was not polite when he heard this, pulled out a chair and sat opposite Zhang Muxian, and introduced with a smile: "Xiaosheng Dong Zunru, cursive Muxian, how do you call Brother Dao?"

Zhang Muxian smiled: "That's really a coincidence, in the next Zhang Muxian, let's also count it as a different word with the same name, right?"

Dong Zunru smiled: "This is fate!" and then beckoned the shopkeeper not far away to him and said, "Bring a portion of the steamed carp from your shop." ”

The shopkeeper turned his head to look at Zhang Muxian, and when he saw Zhang Muxian nodding, he went to the menu.

Dong Zunru didn't care about the faux pas of the shopkeeper, and said with a smile: "The carp is also polite, and the steamed carp is eaten for the Confucian, symbolizing that the friendship between the gentlemen is as clear as water." ”

Zhang Muxian said with a smile: "The poor road is not so particular, everything is free, thinking too much will only increase the troubles." ”

"Both donors are people with deep roots, and he will one day be able to bloom and achieve good fruits. A voice came from not far away.

When Zhang Muxian and Dong Zunru heard the prestige, they saw a monk wearing a hundred robes, clasping his hands together, and walking slowly, and he turned out to be an old acquaintance.

Zhang Muxian pointed to the left and said, "Master, please take a seat!"

The monk was also an unruly person, and when he heard this, he pulled out a chair and sat down, and said, "The poor monk has a tongue, and I have seen two donors. ”

Zhang Muxian was puzzled: "Tongue blooming lotus?"

Yu Yan nodded and smiled: "This is exactly the realm that the poor monk has pursued all his life. ”

At this time, the shopkeeper brought the plate of steamed carp, and said to the shopkeeper with his tongue: "Trouble the donor to serve another pot of vegetarian wine." ”

The shopkeeper looked at Zhang Muxian again, and Zhang Muxian nodded again with a smile.

After seeing the shopkeeper leave, he shook his head and smiled: "All beings in the world are ignorant, and they don't know how to practice good fruits in their lives, and the purse in the waist of the Taoist brother is bulging, so he can afford to look at the Taoist brother, and the poor monk has no money to suffer from his white eyes, don't you know that the monk is to accumulate blessings for the next life, which is better than tattooing ten thousand taels of silver." ”

After Zhang Muxian saw that his tongue was full of words, he raised his chopsticks and pinched the carp, and smiled bitterly in his heart: "It turns out that this is a wine and meat monk." He smiled and said: "In the world of life, who doesn't have to get by, we are just fifty steps and a hundred steps compared to them." ”

The scholar applauded and praised: "This is a wonderful statement, it even makes my heart, and I will drink three cups with Brother Zhang." ”

Zhang Muxian said with a smile: "I will definitely accompany you." ”

Xiao'er came up with the wine jar, looked at the monk, Yiyi, and Confucian, and secretly worried: "It's good that these three people don't fight, it's not good if the restaurant is demolished." ”

After the wine came up, the three of them staggered, each of them was a glass of wine, very bold, and a jar of wine had bottomed out in a moment.

Zhang Muxian shouted: "Little second brother, ten more jars of wine." ”

The shopkeeper was terrified and commanded people to send ten jars of wine, and each of the three of them picked up a jar and poured it for themselves. The speed was surprisingly consistent, and after drinking one jar, each person picked up another.

Although the three of them are all powerful in mana, no one uses mana to cheat, it is more like a competition between Confucianism, Taoism, and Buddhism.

And so, after half an hour, each man drank ten jars of wine.

Zhang Muxian was dizzy from drinking, only a trace of clarity was left in his heart, the monk's face was flushed, even his bald head was red, and Dong Zunru's eyes were narrowed.

At this time, Dong Zunru suddenly got up and said: "You and I meet and fall in love, why don't we all talk about our ambitions in life?"

His tongue staggered and he got up and said: "In his life, the poor monk only wishes to worship the Buddha in the west, seek the law of universalizing all sentient beings, promote the Dharma and virtue, and become a Buddha on the ground." ”

Dong Zunru was also unwilling, got up and said: "Xiaosheng is only willing to carry a three-foot sword and travel thousands of miles, but whoever meets filial sons and virtuous grandchildren, give them a chance to move the heavens and the earth, if they can understand the unity of heaven and man, and replace the heart of heaven with the heart of the heart, this life is enough." ”

Zhang Muxian said in his heart: "These two people are not small-minded. Seeing the two of them looking at him together, Zhang Muxian's brain was hot, and he couldn't help but say: "The poor Dao only wishes that the Three Realms will be leveled, the immortals and Buddhas dare not condone their subordinates to be evil, and the spirits dare not eat people for evil." ”

As soon as these words came out, Dong Zunru and Tongue Fei both changed color on their faces, and said in their hearts: "What a big breath, do you think you are the Jade Emperor or the Lord of the Buddha?

Zhang Muxian also knew that he was speechless, so he couldn't help but say his true words, and hurriedly smiled and covered it up: "The little brother made a joke, don't take it seriously." ”

Dong Zunru suddenly said: "Although the three of us belong to the three religions, we are of the same age and have the same cultivation, why don't we talk to each other about our years and become brothers?"

He smiled and said: "This is a wonderful statement, the poor monk came first, the poor monk is twenty and nine this year, and it seems that the two virtuous brothers are a few years old." ”

Dong Zunru turned to Zhang Muxian and said, "Xiaosheng is twenty-eight this year, and it seems that Brother Zhang is going to be the last." ”

Zhang Muxian saw the two of them flickering in their eyes, and said in his heart: "Although I have been a god for hundreds of millions of years, my body was not washed away by time at that time, strictly speaking, I was still twenty-seven years old before I became a god. These two must have used some secret method to see through my age to say this. ”

If he is relegated to the third place because of this, Zhang Muxian will not be willing anyway, the smile on his face remains unchanged, and he said with a smile after calculating for a moment with his left hand in his sleeve: "I suggest that whoever pays for this table of wine and food is the eldest brother." ”

The smiles on Dong Zunru and Tongue Fei's faces froze, and they scolded Zhang Muxian for being shameless in their hearts, both of them were penniless, and this table of banquets would cost at least a hundred taels of silver, and they couldn't take it out at all.

Zhang Muxian smiled and asked the two, "I don't know who should be the elder brother?"

The faces of the two changed for a while, and suddenly they saluted Zhang Muxian in unison: "I've seen the eldest brother." ”

Zhang Muxian smiled and helped the two of them up, and said, "Second brother, please get up, third brother, please get up." ”

His tongue rolled his eyes and asked, "Where is the eldest brother going?"

Zhang Muxian was unaware of fraud, so he truthfully told his westbound route, and his eyes suddenly lit up and said: "The eldest brother's route coincides with me, we happen to be on the same road, and the younger brother has no worries about food and clothing along the way!"

Dong Zunru also patted his thigh and smiled: "That's really a coincidence, the younger brother's travel route also coincides with the eldest brother, it seems that God is destined not to let our three brothers separate." Follow the big brother, you don't have to ask about eating and drinking, right?"

Zhang Muxian's face was bitter, and he forced a smile and said: "How can the eldest brother let the two virtuous brothers pay out of their pockets, although the two virtuous brothers eat and drink with the eldest brother, they don't have to feel guilty!"

The two ninjas smiled and nodded, "We listen to the eldest brother!"

Zhang Muxian saw the two of them smiling evilly, and said in his heart: "I'm afraid I'll have to work hard to catch ghosts and raise the two of them in the future." ”