After a bath, my nose was blue and my face was swollen. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Wen Shuangyan wrapped himself tightly, and when he lay on the bed, his heart was churning up and down.

I heard that ghosts don't need to sleep, so my cousin won't trouble me all night, right?

Rotten cousin, do you snore when you sleep?

"Occasionally. Wen Shuangyan wondered: "Cousin, why are you asking this?"

If you wake me up by snoring, I'll hit you.

Fortunately, fortunately, it turns out that ghosts also sleep.

Ghosts do sleep, but an hour's sleep is enough.

Wen Shuangyan's eyes were red and swollen and his feet were weak, but he held up his eyes strongly, exited the room, and walked to the stable.

He greeted the guys, took out the horses, and rode away.

The guy rubbed his sleepy eyes and muttered as he went back to the room: "How much does he owe to others, he can't even sleep when he hides debts." ”

Under the stars and moon, the horse stepped on the winter frost.

Wen Shuangyan felt bitter in his heart: "Cousin, it's still far from the day of the Beijing test, so you don't have to work day and night like this." ”

I can't sleep anyway, so why waste a night?

"Cousin, you don't have to sleep, I have to sleep, I don't have to sleep, and the horse has to sleep. Despite his despair, Wen Shuangyan struggled to reason.

Cut, don't beg for mercy if you have the ability, where is the strength to bully me since I was a child?

Bullying her?

Bullying her?

It's up to her to say it.

Wen Shuangyan was really speechless, and when he felt that he had been wronged very miserably, something even worse came.

"Cousin, I have a stomachache. "Wen Shuangyan is not pretending, and suddenly the pain is white and pale, and even sweating.

Come less, do you want to be lazy, or do you want to do something crooked?

"Really, it really hurts. "I can barely straighten my waist.

You really didn't lie to me?

Qin Xiaomei was suspicious and paused for a few breaths.

When did it start hurting?

"I was a little uncomfortable this afternoon, and now it hurts badly. Wen Shuangyan arched his body, almost trying to lie on the horse's neck.

Is it the pain that makes your stomach as cold as ice and your waist as if it's broken?

"Maybe I ate noodles at noon, and I put too many peppers. Wen Shuangyan clutched his stomach tightly and mourned: "It may also be that I didn't sleep well at night, and I have to rush to the night." ”

Qin Xiaomei smiled, laughing so hard that she waved the silver bell, laughing until she was short of breath.

It's okay, it's not a disease, it's fine if it hurts for four or five days.

"Isn't it a disease that hurts like this?" Wen Shuangyan's cold sweat dripped onto his horsehair, and he said tremblingly: "When I enter the city, I have to go to the pharmacy to get some cold medicine." ”

He said it so seriously, it amused Qin Xiaomei again.

You can't use the medicine indiscriminately, beware of eating it, and from now on, you'll have to have pain for a few days a month.

"Cousin, do you mean ......" Wen Shuangyan couldn't believe what he was thinking.

Cousin, you're well-read in medicine, so of course you know what's going on.

"Qin Xiaomei, you hurt me!" A good man's body, but he has to suffer this unspeakable crime, Wen Shuangyan is almost smoking.

Wen Shuangyan, this kind of thing, it's not for me to have the final say.

Qin Xiaomei was still laughing, laughing breathlessly.

However, it is an unexpected surprise for you to get a taste of this too.

From childhood to adulthood, he was smart and she was clever.

No one is convinced, they rectify each other and play tricks on each other.

It seems to be evenly divided, each with its own winners and losers.

However, since the ghost came up, Wen Shuangyan was destined to lose everywhere, and he didn't even have a chance to fight back.

From then on, I had to take a bath every day and eat well.

When doing something like going to the toilet, you must close your eyes and not touch things that you shouldn't touch.

If it weren't for Wen Shuangyan's tears and begging, he would almost have poured rouge powder on his body.

Qin Xiaomei must have been very proud of her during this time, because Wen Shuangyan could often hear her laughing secretly.

finally got to the capital, and the coiling was almost used up.

I thought it was really going to be reduced to the point of begging for food, but finally God opened his eyes, and this year the Beijing test was held in advance.

Wen Shuangyan counted the rest of the money, and after begging, his cousin finally agreed to open the cheapest room in the best restaurant.

The night before entering the exam, I was still troubled by Qin Xiaomei and couldn't sleep well.

"Cousin, I'm going to take the exam tomorrow, please, can you stop making trouble?"

slapped his mouth with one hand, and heard Qin Xiaomei giggle twice.

Cousin, what are you afraid of? With your cousin's clairing eyes, it's hard for you to take the top prize.

When taking the exam, Qin Xiaomei's clairvoyant eye didn't come in handy at all.

Because she said that after reading the papers in the entire examination room, the bad cousin's article was the best.

Saying that your essay is the best does not mean that your essay is really good, but that the essays of other candidates are too bad.

Qin Xiaomei didn't forget to hurt him.

Although his mouth hurts him, his heart rejoices in him.

Otherwise, when Qin Shuangyan walked out of the examination room, how could Qin Xiaomei happily plan which good ones to eat and which places to play after her rotten cousin won the top prize.

After returning to the room and closing the door, Wen Shuangyan solemnly asked Qin Xiaomei: "Cousin, can your soul enter and leave my body freely?"

Qin Xiaomei snorted and didn't reply to him.

It's been like this since she was a child, and whenever she was asked, she responded with a snort.

"If you can't come and go freely in and out of my body, you can only see the candidates' articles on both sides, but you say that you have read all the candidates' articles in the examination room. ”

Qin Shuangyan confidently said the flaw.

Don't you know all about it? And ask me what to do?

Qin Xiaomei finally replied.

"When I take a shower and go to the toilet again, can't you go out and hide for a while?"

Cut, what's so remarkable, like someone who rarely looks at you.

She was full of disdain, as if she hadn't hurt him enough.

When I was a child, we were all people who took a bath together, so where did I not see it on you?

When she said such words, Qin Xiaomei's face burned red.

"Don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things!" Qin Xiaomei theorized with her: "Naughty children take a bath, that's because they are young and ignorant, can they be the same as when they were young?"

I don't think it's any different, the place where I should have grown up hasn't grown up at all.

"Qin Xiaomei, you still don't know how to be honest and shameful!"

There were two crisp sounds, and Wen Shuangyan slapped himself again.

The louder he shouted, the more painful the slap became.

After a few more days of grievances, I finally waited for the release of the list.

Candidates crowded to the front of the list, hoping to see their names on it.

As soon as Wen Shuangyan pushed open the door of the room, he saw the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper bowing down to the door.

When the shopkeeper saw Wen Shuangyan, his eyes were full of joy: "Congratulations to the adults for exploring the flowers in high school." ”

"Tanhua?" Wen Shuangyan was stunned: "Aren't you mistaken?"

"Can't be wrong, can't be wrong. When the shopkeeper saw Wenshuang Yanmune, he thought he was overjoyed, and hurriedly raised his voice: "My lord is really Tanhua, congratulations, congratulations!"

Hearing this kind of news, Wen Shuangyan suddenly wilted, and muttered in his mouth: "I should be the champion." ”

Qin Xiaomei laughed happily.

Rotten cousin, he only won a tanhua, how can he be embarrassed to shop ten miles of Hongxia to marry Chu Qi's little sister?

If you look at Yu Gongzi, the people who have been on the list have never thought of blowing such a big cow as you.

didn't win the champion, and was so ridiculed by his cousin, Wen Shuangyan blushed, threw his sleeves and closed the door.

The shopkeeper and the shopkeeper looked at each other, full of wondering: "It's obviously a great joy, but looking at his appearance, how can he look like he has fallen off the list?"