Chapter 1: Purple Bamboo Forest, Temple

A strange thing happened in an unknown area ten miles away from Liuyuan City, a large purple bamboo forest grew inexplicably in the long mountain forest, and there was a family in the forest, oh no, a dilapidated temple to be exact. The isolated temple is shabby, almost no different from the brick and tile houses of the common people, except for an additional headless Buddha statue, and there is no incense all year round, and no one cares about this place, because outside the purple bamboo forest is a terrifying and dangerous place.

There are three people in the temple, one monk and one small, plus a black panther.

The monk's name is empty, his real name is unknown, he is extremely sloppy, and he is a scoundrel to the extreme, the smell of sweat is pungent, and the mosquitoes in summer are all killed within three meters, and they are lustful, there is no color and gall, delicious, wine and meat are unscrupulous, lazy, and lazy to the point that once he was left alone in the temple coincided with the firewood burned, and directly split the temple plaque as firewood. Jiekong often asked the little one who lived with him to go to Liuyuan City to do some crazy things about stealing chickens and dogs, and he had nothing to do and held the cover of "Eighty Recitations of the Great Bini Collection", but the content was the erotic love of "Mandarin Duck Drama Exquisite", and he watched it with relish, with a look of the obscene appearance of a thief Nima, but he didn't take off his pants to get dust.

The small one is called Nie Zhuang, fifteen years of hair, no relatives and no reason, the only thing that can be described as a relative is the ring in the temple and the black leopard, and the most profound figure that appeared from the depths of his memory is only the monk and the black panther who quit the empty smell. At first, the "newcomer" Nie Zhuang wandered around the Ghost Gate Pass all the time under the arrangement of the monk who quit the sky, first from the bitter life of getting up earlier than the chicken and going to bed later than the dog every day, chopping wood, climbing the cliff to pick wild fruits and medicinal materials, and holding thousands of catties of boulders around the waist just to make a stone bed and a stove for the void, and directly taught Nie Zhuang to commit suicide by jumping off the cliff, but he still endured it.

Nie Zhuang was curious to ask about his life experience, but after asking once, he didn't want to ask a second time:

"Hey, bald donkey, do you know who my father is?"

"I don't know. ”

"Then how did I get here?!"

"Pick it up. ”

"Really?"

"Oh Buddha Buddha, monks don't speak. ”

Have you ever seen a monk like you who doesn't go about making a relationship? Is there anyone like you who looks at ** all day long? Also, what monk would chop the plaque at the entrance of his temple as firewood? Look, the robe on your body hasn't been changed since the day I met you, it must have been stolen from somewhere. ”

"Rebellion?"

“......”

"Eh, tell me who took my name, can you make it?"

"You got kicked in the head by a donkey, of course!"

"Really?"

"Nonsense! ”

"Hey, the dead horse is pretty much the same..."

"Hmm, what did you just say?!"

"No, no, you didn't say anything, you misheard. ”

"By the way, I'll ask again. ”

"If you have a fart, don't disturb my reading Yaxing. Tsk, the little lady in this book is as pretty as the thief, but I don't know if it's as pretty as the Oiran of Liuyuan City......"

“...... You see how poor we are, why didn't you entrust me to someone a little richer?"

"Of course it's useful to bring you up, you can help me with chores, and you can help me with some emergencies, hehe, don't you say? Okay, okay, don't talk here, go clean the temple." ”

"I'm a fairy banban, I started cleaning last year today, and this year I will pay it back? Hey, hey, what are you staring at me, you don't deny it, don't rely on your ability to be old and old. ”

“......”

But later, it was Nie Zhuang's previous "wish" to jump off the cliff that was realized by the monk who quit empty.

After a period of time, the monk taught some introductory rough exercises to Nie Zhuang to practice, and before Nie Zhuang practiced to the fullest, the former was very "generous" to pick up the latter and walked to a cliff not far behind the broken temple, the bottom of the cliff was very dangerous, and he threw Nie Zhuang down, whether it was dead or alive, as long as Nie Zhuang climbed back once, the injuries on his body were almost recovered, and he continued to throw, tried and tested, and was happy.

And then to the back, Nie Zhuang cheekily asked for a better exercise, after stalking and grinding hard to say a good word, this made the stingy old monk of quitting the empty very reluctantly taught Nie Zhuang a technique called "Thousand Shadows Divine Technique", as if the old monk who was distressed about cutting flesh, his old man really hugged the pillar and cried bitterly for a day.

The black panther was named the black pheasant, it is a domestic animal raised by the air, but this animal is a little unusual, two feet long and almost one zhang high, the sky only said that it was a little black panther that was kindly saved back then, who knew that it was raised and raised to grow like this, and it is estimated that there will be a chance to see his father and mother again in the future, and he may not even recognize his father and his mother. Later, when the black pheasant learned this, he chased after the frightened buttocks and urinated all over the mountains and fields for a whole day and a night. Pheasants, pheasants, are taken because they like to eat pheasants. Several times from the mouth of the ferocious beast to save the original "newcomer" Nie Zhuang a few times, Nie Zhuang thanksgiving, roasted a few called flower chickens for the black pheasant to taste, the result is out of control, often pestering Nie Zhuang to let go, and then I don't know how to get acquainted with a leopard. As long as Nie Zhuang and the black pheasant are pointing and muttering to the void together, even the sky and the earth are not afraid of the sky.

Not far behind the temple, under the cliff is a dangerous place, there are many evil beasts, there is no lack of some high-level evil beasts, compared to the world's evaluation of the hundreds of masters on the elite martial arts list, some of them are better, and this dangerous woodland is called the evil beast forest. A few years ago, Nie Zhuang, who didn't understand the rules of the evil beast forest, accidentally broke into the domain of those overlords in the forest, and was chased so much that how could it be a tragic word, fortunately, the black pheasant rescued him before he picked up a small life, but he also honestly lay on the bamboo bed for half a month.

After Nie Zhuang became smart, risking his life to find out the boundaries of the overlord realm in the forest, he was able to walk out of the evil beast forest after snakeing around to deal with some various evil beasts that "met on a narrow road", but it was better to crawl out of the evil beast forest than to go. It's not that Nie Zhuang doesn't want to be clever and climb the cliff and walk out of the beast forest, but there is an unexpected old monk waiting on the cliff with a dead face, Nie Zhuang has climbed up three times and twice, but he was thrown on the face by the shoeboard and fell off the cliff and rolled back, and then Nie Zhuang completely gave up the idea of climbing the wall.

During this time, Nie Zhuang didn't know how many times he had entered the Evil Beast Forest, but today he estimated that it was time to come back.

There is a good saying, it is said that Cao * to Cao * will arrive.

In the quiet purple bamboo forest, there was a bloody trace on the ground of the withered yellow bamboo leaves that fell all over the ground, and the smell of blood was pervasive in an instant, and a short figure with ragged clothes and scars and blood stains came up from the slope, and he was dragging a large evil beast similar to a mink in his hand, the backbone of the beast's body was twisted and twisted, and the flesh and blood of the beast's head were blurred, and he couldn't die anymore. A pair of bland black eyes were full of anger, his eyebrows were high, and the dried blood remaining at the corners of his mouth was dark, but it took a lot of effort to slaughter the evil beast in his hand.

Ben lying at the door of the broken temple lazily basking in the sun of the black pheasant after smelling the delicious smell, swooped up to the ground, paced quickly, Nie Zhuang casually threw out the dead beast in his hand, the black pheasant jumped lightly, opened his mouth and bit down hard, then tore the large body into pieces, and began to enjoy the delicious food.

Nie Zhuang, who has long been accustomed to it, is indifferent, he doesn't know the level of the black pheasant, but since he started to set foot in the evil beast forest several times and almost died but was saved by the black pheasant, he can vaguely detect it, and the overlords in the forest who occupy one side of the evil beast forest seem to be a little jealous and afraid of it, which makes the second monk of Nie Zhuang puzzled, how can he quit the empty smell monk who can't pick a good place for a person, so that the black pheasant is willing to stay with him for many years, is it just because he saved the black pheasant's life by chance?

It's impossible, he himself saved a cub Xuanhu in the Evil Beast Forest, but when he entered the forest later, he met that Xuanhu not only ignored him, the life-saving benefactor, but also chased and killed himself, otherwise he would not have ended up in the end of almost losing his life by straying into the territory of an overlord in the forest.

Could it be that the real person who quits the sky does not show his face?

Reality?

Ahh

That picture, ouch, Nie Zhuang didn't want to see it.

If the monk who quit the empty smell can really quit the seven emotions and six desires that Mao has not quit so far, Nie Zhuang will be fine even if he kneels and kowtows and shouts a real person.

If he is a master, then isn't he a master like a cabbage? Besides, he is really a master, and he will be chased for a day and a night by annoying the black pheasant several times, and he can only bully people like himself.

Nie Zhuang, who closed his eyes and lowered his head and patted his head, simply threw away those meaningless thoughts, and caught a glimpse of the pair of cloth shoes on his feet that he had stolen from Liuyuan City the year before last had broken several holes, and his feet were being exposed. ”

Nie Zhuang, who planned to sew and mend for another year in the new year and the old year, walked into the broken temple, and was stunned to find that the monk who quit the empty smell was not at "home", and then rummaged through the robbers to find the needle and thread, and finally found an embroidery needle on the decaying wooden beam, but because of the dim light of the broken temple, he had to go to the bamboo forest to find a slightly empty place to sew the clothes and shoes, and did not forget to take out a jar of old aged sweet brew from under the stone bed of the monk before coming out. Quit empty stinky monk belly small amount of can, can't move his favorite collection of things, otherwise you have to fight with you, but Nie Zhuang loves to do this one, so that no matter how to use the thunder means can not be eliminated, and then repeatedly transfer the hidden point, or to no avail, Nie Zhuang's means of stealing things to find things can be called, so that he himself is a little conceited to consider whether to be a Jiangyang thief in the future, and get the king of thieves to be a pawn, otherwise I am really sorry for my talent.

While Nie Zhuang was sewing, an old monk who was coming back with two bundles of dry firewood came slowly from the other end of the bamboo forest.