In the past two years, the mosque has produced a big trickster and a small trickster.

The big troublemaker is to make the mosque restless, and if one big and one small, the chicken and the dog will jump.

The big troublemaker is called Nie Zhuang, the abbot of the old man pulls the big child with a handful of and urine, and runs to the Buddhist hall to stir up when he is idle, so that the monks who have no intention of reciting the scriptures are even more unintentional, and the abbot pulls his ears to face the wall to think about the punishment of copying the Buddhist scriptures and the hippie smiling face is not serious, and he has not changed his mind at all. The most headache for the monks in the temple is that Nie Zhuang rings the bell every once in a while, and it is a good thing to ring the bell, but it must also be on the premise of hitting it on time. Okay, the master of Nie Zhuang's troubles will not ring the bell on time, morning, noon and evening, the whole monks are listless all day long, dozing off every sutra, and the rules of diet and rest are all messed up. Afterwards, the old abbot who had a good temper beat Nie Zhuang fifty times with a ring ruler, punished him with a ten-day grounding, punished him for copying the "Xiu Duo Luo Qi Sutra" and "Karma", and punished him for sweeping the monastery for a month, which can make the latter suffer for a while.

The little trickster is called Yu Yan, the people under the mountain, running up the mountain all day long, and the big troublemaker Nie Zhuang can be described as a childhood sweetheart, having a good time, these two people get together, even the old abbot who is in a state of mind has to stare wide-eyed and be careful of these two living treasures, for fear that they will do something bad. The poor abbot lost a few teeth at an old age, so he found a craftsman to create a few dentures, but who would have thought that several times the dentures were pulled out by a big and a small tricksters in his sleep, hiding this and that, so that he could find an old bone, and even more, once those dentures were used as whetstones by two tricksters! The older generation is better, the two troublemakers don't come to the door much, at most the number of one hand a year, and the slightly younger generation, but things are often missing, at the end of the year the pit was also thrown by two little guys to throw a firecracker and blow up the filth, tsk, that's really a disgusting and a thunderstorm.

Although the big and small troublemakers are lawless, they are very clear about the bottom line of many people, but Lei Chi is half a step, and there are not a few monks in the mosque who are afraid of the two little guys, and they have to be worried all day long, and they can't sleep well, so they really love and hate.

Recently, there have been fewer strange things in the temple, which is good news.

But many monks were afraid that this was the two little guys brewing a "conspiracy" to make trouble, so they quietly paid attention to the two curiously, only to find out that it was the old abbot who planted a loquat sapling and handed it to Nie Zhuang and Yu Yan, and "rejuvenated" the two of them with "wonderful hands" and "subdued". As soon as the news spread, the monks were amazed, and it was indispensable to meet the old abbot and make a sycophant cloud "The abbot is smart". After that, everyone was a lot quieter, but there was less fun.

"Nie snot, you have to take care of it, otherwise be careful that Miss Ben beats you and you won't even recognize the abbot!"

In a word, in order to take care of the loquat seedlings next to the small vegetable garden behind the mosque, Nie Zhuang had to run there every time he relieved his hands before he would stop, even if the latrine was next to him, even if he was under the mountain, he couldn't move. At first, he didn't know how to water and fertilize the seedlings desperately, but he almost killed the seedlings, but fortunately, he smashed the pot and sold iron-like vigorous means, so that he could be rescued by a blind cat like a dead mouse, but it was inevitable that he would be beaten by a fish and geese, not to mention his nose and swollen face, Nizi's beating methods could make him very frightened.

Hitting people is both a slap in the body and a slap in the face, and a kick is both a stock and an egg.

It's a sad little Nie Zhuang who is helpless, at a young age, he is afraid that the egg will kick badly and it will not be good for the fish and geese to give him a baby in the future, Xiao Nie Zhuang has a lot of ideas, and afterwards he will stuff some cotton in the crotch of his pants to protect the root of his life, otherwise he will really be kicked off and the inheritance thing is not a joke.

The nickname of "Nie Snot" has never changed since the day he got along, and some people in the temple who are about the same age as Xiao Nie Zhuang or younger than him like to call him Nie Snot, which makes him helpless.

Xiao Nie Zhuang is very conflicted at the moment, both excited and melancholy. Excited is that every day there is a hope that the loquat seedlings will grow well, every day with the scale, as long as they grow a little taller, they will immediately jump down the mountain to tell the fish and geese;

Xiao Yuyan hadn't come to the mountain for several days, Xiao Nie Zhuang had a bitter face, worried about whether something had happened to her, until on the eighth day, Xiao Nie Zhuang, who was about to go down the mountain to visit, finally saw Xiao Yuyan hurriedly running up the mountain.

The little fish goose who wanted to stop talking had slightly red eyes, and finally pursed his mouth and reluctantly smiled at Nie's snot.

It would be nice to see him again, and I could spend more time with him.

"Who bullied you?"

Xiao Nie Zhuang, who noticed the abnormality, was a little angry.

Xiao Yuyan shook his head slightly and said, "It's nothing, my eyes were uncomfortable when I got up this morning, and the smoke was too big when I went up the mountain, and it was smoked." ”

"I've got to go and see how the loquat looks, if anything......"

The pink-carved little fish goose is very unladylike and sharpens her fists like a big man, glared at Xiao Nie Zhuang, and pretended to be hateful: "Hmph, you are good-looking!"

Seeing that Xiao Yuyan was as always, Xiao Nie Zhuang shrank his neck in fear, took two steps back, still patted his chest stubbornly, and swore frankly: "If there is a leaf that is yellow, I will sleep underground after we get married in the future!"

The little girl rolled her eyes for no reason, snorted and shook her head and left, jumping and jumping.

Xiao Nie Zhuang hurriedly put his heels on his heels, chattering non-stop, telling her the interesting things of the past few days, and dancing with his hands.

Today, for some reason, she pulled him to play all over the past, and even asked him to carry a hoe on his back to dig bamboo shoots in this bamboo shoot when the bamboo shoots had already grown into bamboo and approached early autumn, and finally the two sat on the big rocks, dangling their calves, watching the sunset.

He didn't seem to know anything, so he sat on the stone in silence with her and watched the sunset.

The sun set and it was beautiful.

The clouds of fire burned red all over the sky.

The little fish goose with slowly drooping eyelids broke the silence, "Nie snot, I'm leaving." ”

When the two were silent, Xiao Nie Zhuang, who had thought of thousands of possibilities, looked sad, lowered his head and turned the red and red peppers in his hand, pretending to be stupid and asked, "Are you going back?"

With red eyes, she shook her head slightly, took out a beast tooth necklace from her sleeve before leaving, helped him hang it, boldly pecked him on the face, and whispered with a sobbing voice in her ear: "Goodbye." ”

She was gone, far away, he still sat stupidly in place, at a loss, one hand slowly raised and touched the wet touch on her cheek, where her lips fell.

He erupted in silence, and chased madly after her vanishing, but when he reached the gate, he stopped again, and looked in a daze at the path that winded up the hill, his mouth open and closed, and he wanted to shout but could not shout.

He forced himself to cry, and then he cried loudly, and cried so much that he was crying so weakly that he was sobbing and sobbing, and he wanted to go down the hill to catch up with her, but he knew that she was far away, and he did not know where to go.

It was the first time he had cried so sadly.

Xiao Nie Zhuang just kept standing at the door.

One stop was to stand until the evening, clutching the beast tooth necklace on his chest, not moving.

Today is the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and the scarlet stars are sparse and cloudless.

The monks in the temple are a little busy, and a few presiding over * to run the Pudu meeting, sacrificing lonely souls, many people who believe in Buddhism in Liuyuan City under the mountain have come, asking for a rune to exorcise evil spirits and avoid ghosts, the Buddhist scriptures in the temple are murmuring, making people listen to what they are chanting, but there is a sense of reassuring mystery. The Pudu Club is indispensable to the abbot and his old man's host, and one after another he is not necessarily impatient to ask for charms for secular people, but I don't know when, there are one hundred and eight Buddha beads in his hand that are inexplicably broken, and the Buddha beads are sprinkled all over the ground.

The old abbot looked at the Buddha beads that had fallen to the ground with a solemn face, and some people beside him were kind enough to pick up the Buddha beads that had fallen to the ground.

The old abbot, who had always been unwavering, pinched his fingers and was shocked.

The clouds around the mountain, which the world calls Buddha's energy, suddenly dispersed.

The people of the temple, who had never seen the old abbot who was more than 100 years old with such an embarrassed face, suddenly felt the mountain wind howling, forming an invisible whirlwind, and the center of the whirlwind seemed to be not far from the temple gate, and the bell of the whole temple instantly rang chaotically, the wind whined and roared, the branches of the trees were broken, and the dust was flying.

The old abbot took a step.

The first step, the first step.

The second step, five zhang.

The third step, over ten zhang.

Three steps, in one go, the figure is like the wind, straight to the gate.

A group of people were dumbfounded, and then they heard the sound of thunderous bombing, the wall of the temple gate in front of them collapsed, several palaces and pavilions were shattered, and the old abbot's body flew back upside down, smashed on the steps, and spat out a mouthful of blood.

Everyone panicked, and immediately saw a dark red streamer like fire like a falling star from the sky, flying out of the mountain, flying to the southeast, and the wind in the mountain stopped abruptly.

The tattered old abbot was seriously injured and passed out before he passed out: "Jizo... Bodhisattva Blood..."

A "demon monk" was born in the eastern area, who likes wine and meat and wears intestines, dresses sloppily, has not bathed for several years, smells very bad on his body, and is fond of "molesting" women from good families, abducting and stealing, killing people and killing people without blinking, and the places he passes through are wanted by the local government, but he has repeatedly escaped the arrest of officers and soldiers, and the people cannot live in peace.

Today, he passed through a farmer's field, stealing vegetables and melons and was discovered by the farmer's owner, and the villagers and elders who were called by the latter chased 18 streets with the farming guys.

The monk who climbed out of the pit shook off the filth on his body casually, suddenly looked up at the moonlight at night, squinted his eyes, hurriedly picked up a big horse spoon used to scoop dung from the edge of the pit, sat on it with his legs, patted the body of the horse spoon with one hand, and suddenly flew into the air, straight to the northwest.

In July, the people don't like to do important things such as marriages, especially "in the middle of July, ghosts are running around", which makes the doors of every household closed, and the doors are pasted to drive away evil spirits. The vast majority of the people believe in this evil, but a very small number of people still do not believe in it, and there is a village at the foot of an unknown mountain. When the lights were dim, and a few families were preparing for the autumn harvest, a child suddenly shouted, "I see the gods! Look at it, there is it!" The adults who knew the child's words were unscrupulous and laughed loudly, teasing a few words about the child who shouted that he saw the fairy and then continued to work, and the child's parents shook their heads helplessly, but the child then shouted loudly, "The fairy is! You see, I have his filth on my head!" Everyone laughed even more, but they didn't know who snorted and said that it was really dung, but everyone mistakenly thought it was a bird and didn't think so.

The child who shouted that he saw the fairy was the top champion in the imperial examination, and the official was the prime minister of Nanqing.

There are several dangerous places outside the eight miles of Liuyuan City, the evil beasts are frequently infested, occasionally the beasts disturb the people and harm the livestock, the local people are still martial, they like to slaughter the ferocious beasts for sale, and then gather the surrounding villages into a town, the name is Qingcang, from the "Sky Seal" that is called the world's strange things record in the world, "the green mountains have ten thousand spirits and fight each other, and the vast beasts are like ants, and the battlefield is not as good as it." Qingcang Town is quite rich, the biggest source of financial resources is the slaughter of evil beasts, some evil animal skins can be made of clothes, fur can be made of leather boots, etc., the meat is edible and delicious in color and taste, the muscles and bones can be made into high-quality bows and crossbow weapons, and the blood of beasts can be made into some unique rouge gouache animal gall can also strengthen the body, which can be described as a treasure in the whole body. After these vicious beasts were slaughtered, they were sold in large quantities and were deeply loved by the Nine Streams. Qingcang Town occupies a radius of 100 meters, the only place to settle in the surrounding dangerous places, where it is not a beast chaos, there is no obstacle to enter and exit Qingcang Town, otherwise you need to pay a fee to enter the town, and those who can't afford it will be temporarily transferred into the team, to guard against the attack of the beast chaos, and to make a strong contribution, if you don't blast you out of Qingcang Town, it is the righteousness of the town lord, and few people object. The town owner of Qingcang Town is called Qingcang Desolate. Qingcang is the surname, and according to the town rules, the successor town lord must take Qingcang as the surname, which is really strange.

Qingcang town has an old enemy, afraid of a mountain, the mountain is called Huya Mountain, there are bandits on the mountain, there are three people at the head, the cultivation is not low, the younger brother of nearly 1,000 people, specializing in blocking the road and robbing the way, picking a big fish to start, both robbing wealth and robbing color, a few years ago actually stopped and robbed the official silver, it can be said that Tai Sui's head broke ground, and the officers and soldiers came to encircle and suppress Huya Mountain and ended up empty-handed. Qingcang Town is the fat meat that the bandits in Huya Mountain have coveted for a long time, but it is a pity that it is difficult to eat this big fat meat, the two sides have a lot of light and dark battles, winning and losing half, this time you win and the next time he wins, the base is very difficult to give up. If you really want to be ruthless, it is impossible not to hurt your muscles and bones, and it is difficult to say who will eat whom, so both sides are waiting for the right time, place and people.

Tonight is another day of animal rebellion, and the animal rebellion in July and a half is the largest and most terrifying of all animal rebellions in the year, so that Qingcang Town is on guard, the gate is closed, and the guards take turns to patrol just in case. It is difficult to find a place to settle in the town, there are no empty rooms in the inn restaurant, and there are a large number of people standing on the street, all of whom are refuge paths.

At the time of the second watch, the beast chaos attacked, the whole city attacked and defended, the beast herd swarmed like a wave, the earthquake shook, an hour later, the beast group gradually retreated, the corpses outside the town were all over the field, there were more deaths and injuries of people and beasts, and the vitality of Qingcang Town was greatly injured.

When the beast rebellion has not completely receded, a group of bandits took advantage of the weakening of Qingcang Town's defense and rushed down from the mountain, with the potential of attacking the city and pulling out the village.

The people in the town were flustered, such as seeing demons and ghosts, the light on their bodies was dark red, the reason was the dark fire burning, but they did not see the flames burning their bodies, and the faces of the people in the flames could not be seen under the dark fire, the dark fire was evil, and the heat was unbearable. I don't know whether it's friend or foe, and no one dares to act rashly.

The dark fire gradually faded, and I saw a boy about five or six years old with clear eyebrows wrapped in the dark fire, leisurely walking towards a girl carved in pink and jade.

The guard beside the girl was terrified.

With fiery hair, he handed her a fiery red pepper carving, his scarlet eyes showed a trace of clarity, and he smiled slightly, "If you leave like this alone, aren't you afraid that no one will play with you?"

She burst into tears, hugged him tightly, and cried heartbreakingly.

It was quiet, except for the commotion outside, only her crying remained, which became weaker and weaker.

"I'll be here waiting for you to come back. ”

He gently patted her three thousand green silk and said softly.

Then he looked at the night again and gently comforted her, "Okay, don't cry, don't cry, or you'll be a fish nose." I'm here to see you off, the beast chaos won't stop tonight, it's rare to see in a hundred years, it will be dangerous for you to stay here any longer, and when I block the second wave, you can leave quickly, don't stop within a kilometer, you know?"

With a gleeful look in her eyes, she leaned on his shoulder, her little hand suddenly gripping his clothes, but she nodded slightly.

"I'm leaving. ”

He opened his arms lightly, turned around and turned into a beam of dark flames that flew out of Qingcang Town.

She cried so much that she didn't even have the strength to say goodbye, and kept choking there, quietly looking in the direction of his departure.

On this day, events went up and down, one of which was the disappearance of a young monk who was not a monk by the name Fa Ci in the mosque temple.

The history of the Southern Qing Dynasty records: In the 394th year of the Qianyuan Dynasty, the beasts in the northwest were fierce and ferocious, rare for a hundred years, the fire was endless for three days, and Liuyuan City was full of devastation within ten miles.