Chapter 530: The Fate of the Dust
Zhu Bajie heard Sun Wukong say this, pretending to be trembling and said: "That's it! It's dead!"
In fact, he knows Zimu River very well, and this time he is nothing more than a performance for Tang Seng to see.
Sha Seng didn't know why Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were calculating Tang Seng, but he didn't have time to ask more, so he helped easily: "Second brother, don't twist and don't twist! I'm just afraid that I will make a prenatal disease by mistake." “
Zhu Bajie pretended to be even more panicked, took Sun Wukong's hand and said: "Brother, you ask this mother-in-law, see that there is a light-handed stable woman there, and find a few in advance. It's coming!
Sha Seng smiled again: "Second brother, since you know that it hurts, don't twist, just squeeze the pulp and bubble ears." “
The two of them were talking and laughing, but their expressions were paying attention to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng didn't want to give birth to a daughter! The senior monk who traveled west to learn scriptures took a daughter along the way, and he said to his mother-in-law: "Mother-in-law, do you have a doctor here?" Teach my apprentice to buy an abortion pill to eat and have a baby. “
The woman said, "Even medicine won't help." It's just that there is a Xie Yang Mountain on our Zhengnan Street, and there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole. You have to take a sip of water from the well to relieve the fetal gas. But now there is no water, last year came a Taoist, named Ruyi True Immortal, the broken hole was changed into a Juxian Nunnery, protecting the spring water of the fetus, and refused to give it to people. But those who want water need to pay a red salute, a sheep wine and fruit plate, and dedicate themselves sincerely, only asking him for a bowl of water. How can you, foot monks, get a lot of money and compradors? But you can only be ordered to give birth when the time comes. “
Tang Seng was stunned when he heard this, he protected the spring water, refused to give it easily, and needed a bonus gift, how could this action be similar to the Rakshasa Girl of the Flame Mountain?
His thought was only a flash, and Sun Wukong was already full of joy and said, "Mother-in-law, how far are you from here to Jieyang Mountain?"
The mother-in-law said, "There are thirty miles." “
Sun Wukong said: "Okay! Okay! Master, don't worry, wait for Lao Sun to bring some water for you to eat." “
Then he told Sha Seng again: "You look at the master carefully, if this family is rude and intrudes on the master, you take out the old methods, pretend to scare the tiger and scare him, and wait for me to get water." “
The sand monk obeyed the order, only to see the woman bring out a big clay bowl, hand it to Sun Wukong and say: "Take this bowl, you will take more of it, and keep it with us in a hurry." “
Sun Wukong took the tile bowl, got out of the grass house, and went away through the clouds.
Sun Wukong somersaulted the clouds, and saw a mountain in a few moments, blocking the cloud corners, that is, according to the clouds. He's only been here last year, so he's familiar with it.
From time to time, I came to the door, and saw an old Taoist, sitting on the greenery, Sun Wukong put down the tile bowl, approached the front to inquire, and the Taoist bowed back and said: "What is the matter with the small nunnery?"
Sun Wukong said: "The poor monk is the one who learned the scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in the East and the West. Because my master accidentally drank the water of the Zimu River, now my stomach hurts and swells. When asked about the natives, they said that they had formed fetal gas, and there was no way to treat it. I visited the Po'er Cave in Jieyang Mountain and there is a fetal spring that can eliminate the fetal gas, so I came to meet the Ruyi True Immortal, ask for some spring water, rescue the master, and be tired of the old Taoist guidance. “
The man smiled and said, "This is the Po'er Cave, and now it has been changed to Juxian Nunnery." I am none other than the eldest apprentice of the Ruyi True Immortal Master. What is your name, and I will tell you about it. “
Sun Wukong said: "I am the eldest apprentice of Master Tang Sanzang, and my humble name is Sun Wukong. “
The Taoist asked, "Where are all your red wine gifts?"
Sun Wukong said: "I am a passing monk, and I have never been able to do it." “
The Taoist smiled and said, "You are so stupid! My old master protected the mountain spring and never gave it to others in vain. You go back to do Eli Lilly, I'll let you know, otherwise please go back, don't think about it!"
Sun Wukong said: "The favor is like a holy decree, if you go and say my grandson's name, he will definitely do a personal favor, or even send me a well." “
When the Taoist heard this, he had to go in to report it, but he saw the true immortal caressing the qin, and only after he finished the piano did he say: "Master, there is a monk outside, who claims to be Sun Wukong, the great apprentice of Tang Sanzang, who wants to ask for the spring water of the birth and save his master." “
When Ruyi True Immortal heard Sun Wukong's name be said, a flash of joy flashed in his eyes, and he said secretly: "The ugly monkey didn't lie to me, and sure enough, I just need to act according to the plan." “
The Taoist saw that the Ruyi True Immortal was happy and then angry, and was at a loss, but he saw that the Ruyi True Immortal got up in a hurry, got off the piano bed, took off his plain clothes, changed into Taoist clothes, took a Ruyi hook, jumped out of the nunnery, and shouted: "Where is Sun Wukong?"
When Sun Wukong saw it, he clasped his palms together and saluted: "The poor monk is Sun Wukong." “
Ruyi True Immortal said: "Do you recognize me?"
Sun Wukong said secretly: "Stinky woman, why don't you follow the script? How can I not recognize you?" but said in his mouth: "Because I have returned to the righteous and released the sect, I have been sincere to the monks, and I have always climbed the mountain and waded through the water, and my childhood friends have also been neglected. When he asked the son and mother of Hexi Township, he said that Mr. was a true immortal, so he knew it. “
Ruyi True Immortal said: "Is your master Tang Sanzang?"
Sun Wukong said: "Exactly, exactly." “
Ruyi Zhenxian gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Have you ever had a red child?"
Sun Wukong said secretly: "It turns out that he is accusing me of harming the red boy!" and was silent.
Ruyi True Immortal snorted angrily and said, "Red Boy is my nephew, you dare to kill him." I have nowhere to seek revenge for you here, and you have come to seek me, and what more water do you want!"
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Mr. is bad, now he has benefited his nephew, and now with Guanyin Bodhisattva, he has become a good wealth boy, I am not as good as waiting, how can I blame me?"
Ruyi Zhenxian shouted: "This is a sloppy monkey! It is still a tricky tongue! My nephew is still free to be the king, or is it better to be a slave with others? Don't be rude! Eat my hook!"
Sun Wukong held the iron rod and said secretly in his heart: "This woman is crazy, so unreasonable." He shouted: "Sir, don't say anything about fighting, and go with some spring water, don't miss the business." “
Ruyi Zhenxian scolded: "I don't know whether I live or die! If the enemy wins me, I will go with you; if the enemy does not go, I will only chop you into meat sauce to avenge my nephew." “
Sun Wukong scolded: "You are so boring! If you want to fight, come up and watch the stick!"
Ruyi True Immortal and Sun Wukong fought ten times, regardless of victory or defeat, Sun Wukong was anxious, and said secretly: "Tang Seng is pregnant, how can it be delayed? If it drags on for a day or two, Tang Seng gives birth to a child, where can it be counted as Tang Seng meat?"
Sun Wukong was anxious in his heart, and his attack became more and more violent, a stick was like a rolling meteor, and he hit his head indiscriminately, and the Ruyi True Immortal lost his strength, dragged the Ruyi hook upside down, and walked up the mountain.
Sun Wukong didn't go to chase him, but came to the nunnery to look for water, but only then did he find the bucket, and was fetching water by himself, and was driven forward by the Ruyi True Immortal, so that the Ruyi hook hooked him to his feet and fell, and fell to the ground.
Sun Wukong got up and hit the iron rod, but he flashed beside him, holding on to the hook and said, "See if you can get my water!"
Sun Wukong scolded: "Hugh has to mess around, otherwise Lao Sun will kill you!"
Ruyi Zhenxian did not step forward to resist the enemy, but just forbade Sun Wukong to fetch water. Seeing that he didn't move, Sun Wukong wheeled the iron rod in his left hand and made the bucket with his right hand, putting down the rope Tululu.
Sun Wukong's left hand danced a ball of golden light with a golden hoop stick, fighting with the Ruyi True Immortal's Ruyi hook, and taking out the water with his right hand.
Ruyi True Immortal saw that Sun Wukong took the water from the well, suddenly stopped attacking, and said with tears in his eyes: "Splashing monkey heads, it was really an enemy in the previous life, how could I provoke you? Why do you want to hurt my nephew." ”
Seeing that Ruyi True Immortal was incoherent, Sun Wukong hurriedly glanced at him to prevent him from revealing his identity.
Sun Wukong used the water of the Zimu River to make Tang Seng pregnant, so as to obtain Tang Seng meat, at present, among the Three Realms, only a few people can see through, but after the Xiliang Women's Kingdom, I believe that many people will realize it later.
No matter whether you see it through it now or after you realize it, no one will say it thoroughly. However, if the Rakshasa woman is not strict, she will explain the cause and effect now, and Sun Wukong will never dare to guard and steal again.
Don't miss the opportunity, and never miss it.
If the Rakshasa loses the flesh of Tang monks, there is absolutely no chance of becoming an immortal again.
Seeing Sun Wukong's anxious eyes, the Rakshasa woman also realized that what Fang Cai said was inappropriate, and hurriedly stopped talking.
"Splash monkey head, what are you murdering? You sent my nephew to the South China Sea to suffer, do you want to kill me?" Ruyi Zhenxian put away his emotions for a moment and said to Sun Wukong. As he spoke, he raised his hook and shot at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong heard it, so he made the iron rod hold the hook and said: "You listen to Lao Sun said, I was going to kill them all, and you have never broken the law, and secondly, I have come to see your nephew serving by the side of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I have been tolerating you." If Lao Sun is willing to take out his ability to beat you, don't say what kind of wishful true immortal you are, even if there are a few more, you will be killed. It is better to be killed than to be released, and spare you to teach you to live for a few years, and if there is a person who fetches water in the future, you must not strangle him. “
Ruyi Zhenxian snorted angrily, he didn't know what to do, he came to hook his feet as soon as he acted, and was flashed by Sun Wukong, caught up, and shouted: "Hugh go!"
Ruyi Zhenxian was caught off guard, pushed a webbed, and couldn't afford to struggle. Sun Wukong snatched the Ruyi hook, folded it into two sections, always took another choice, made four paragraphs, and threw it to the ground: "Splash the evil beast! dare to be rude again?"
Ruyi True Immortal trembled, endured humiliation and was speechless, this great sage smiled and rose up in the clouds.
Sun Wukong indulged in auspicious light, liked and rejoiced, returned to his place, pressed the cloud head, and came to the cottage, only to see Zhu Bajie with a shy stomach, leaning on the door and humming.
Sun Wukong quietly stepped forward and said, "Idiot, when did you occupy the room?"
Zhu Bajie panicked and said, "Brother, don't make fun of me, has there ever been water?"
Sun Wukong wanted to play him again, Sha Seng looked at the water that Sun Wukong mentioned, and said with a smile: "The water is coming!
Tang Seng couldn't help but bow and said, "Apprentice, I'm tired of you!"
The mother-in-law was also happy, and a few mouthfuls came out of the bow and said: "Bodhisattva, but it is rare!" That is, she hurriedly took a flower magnetic cup, scooped half a cup, and handed it to Tang Seng and said: "Master, eat carefully, just take one bite, and you will relieve the fetal gas." “
Bajie said: "I don't need a bowl, even the bucket is waiting for me to drink." “
The woman said, "Grandpa, it's just a bluff to kill people! If you eat this bucket of water, you will even melt your intestines and stomach!"
There was a meal there, and he had cramps in his abdomen, and he only listened to the three or five bowel sounds of the hub. After the intestinal sound, the nerd couldn't help it, he urinated and defecated, and Tang Seng couldn't help but go to a quiet place to relieve himself.
Sun Wukong said: "Master, don't go out of the wind. Afraid of the Son of Man, he took the wind for a while and made a postpartum disease. “
Then the mother-in-law took two clean buckets and taught him two conveniences. After a while, after walking a few times, I felt the pain, and gradually the swelling disappeared, and the blood and flesh were dissolved.
The mother-in-law's family fried some white rice porridge to make up for his deficiency, and Bajie said: "Mother-in-law, my body is solid, and I don't need to make up for it." And boil some soup and take a bath with me, but the porridge is delicious. “
Sha Seng said: "Brother, you can't take a bath, and the person in confinement gets a slurry and gets sick." “
Bajie said: "I have never had a big birth, and it is just a miscarriage, so I am afraid that he will be clean." “
The real woman boiled some soup and cleaned her hands and feet with him. Tang Seng only ate two lamps of porridge and soup, and Bajie ate more than ten bowls, and only needed to add them.
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Tamp the goods! Eat less! Don't make a sandbag belly, it doesn't look like it." “
Bajie said: "It's okay! I'm not a sow, what are you afraid of him doing?"
The old woman said to Tang Seng: "Master, give me this water." “
Sun Wukong said: "Idiot, no draft?"
Bajie said: "My stomach doesn't hurt anymore, the fetal gas is gone, and there is nothing to do, so what is the draft?"
Sun Wukong said: "Since he is both fine, send water to your house." “
The mother-in-law thanked the walker, put the remaining water in a clay pot, buried it in the ground behind it, and said to the old people: "This can of water is enough for my coffin!"
All the old and young were happy, straightened out the fast, turned the tables and stools, and the Tang monks ate the fast. Stop, stop, stop.
When night fell, Tang Seng and his entourage rested at his mother-in-law's house, but Sun Wukong found a way to pour the purifier. He told Tang Seng: "The miscarriage of the fetus cannot be poured out, and it must be buried in the ground so as not to incur unjust souls." “
Tang Seng does not doubt that he has him, and Sha Seng will not demolish Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong traveled five or six miles, saw that there was no one around, dug a pit casually, poured Zhu Bajie's small meat pieces into the pit, buried them hastily, and then went away in the clouds.
Sun Wukong's somersault cloud was so fast, but in a moment, he came to the foot of Xie Yang Mountain again, looked for a place, dug a pit, and bought Tang monk's meat with a clean tube.
After a while, Ruyi True Immortal appeared, ate Tang Seng's meat on the spot, and then left quickly.
Sun Wukong stayed nearby until the Rakshasa left, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and secretly said in his heart: "Sun Wukong, from today onwards, you are all over the world, and you will sweep the demon clan wholeheartedly, and there will be no more earthly nostalgia." ”
He strengthened his spirit, went to the clouds, returned to his mother-in-law's house, and saw that the four Tang monks had slept peacefully, so he lay down next to Zhu Bajie and did not mention it.
At dawn the next day, the masters and apprentices thanked their mother-in-law's house and left the village. Tang Seng climbed the saddle and got on the horse. Monk Sha carried his bags. Sun Dasheng led the way, and Zhu Bajie took the reins and continued westward.