Chapter 529: Tang Seng Bajie is pregnant
Zhang Muxian listened to Sun Wukong's assurance, was noncommittal, and walked forward slowly.
Sun Wukong followed behind Zhang Muxian, and as Zhang Muxian walked slowly, his mood became heavier and heavier.
"What's wrong with me?" Sun Wukong felt that Zhang Muxian in front of him was like a moving mountain.
"With my mana, even if I face Da Luo Jin Xian, I won't feel powerless, could it be that Zhang Lingguan's mana has improved again? So what kind of situation has he reached?" Sun Wukong was taken aback by his guess. Zhang Muxian was already the top power of the Three Realms, if he made further progress, wouldn't he be able to compete with the Jade Emperor, Buddha, and Kunpeng?
What's more, Sun Wukong is puzzled.
The plan to learn from the scriptures in the west is the first initiative of Rulai, and it is the most beneficial to Rulai. But since the scriptures, Zhang Muxian has been too concerned about the scripture learning plan, which is unreasonable.
In the case of Sun Wukong's distress this time, he should have come forward, but Zhang Muxian appeared.
"Your magical power has reached the pinnacle of the Golden Immortal, even the ordinary Da Luo Golden Immortal is not your opponent, but if you want to sweep the demon clan with this, it is still not enough. Zhang Muxian walked to the head of the village and said slowly.
"What are the teachings of Lord Lingguan?" "Sun Wukong is a natural stone monkey, and strictly speaking he is also a member of the demon clan, but he has never regarded himself as a demon clan.
Zhang Muxian turned around leisurely and said to Sun Wukong: "If my expectations are good, your next step will be to take the scripture study team to the Xiliang Women's Country." β
Sun Wukong was shocked at first, then his face turned a little red, and he said, "How do you see it?"
Zhang Muxian said calmly: "Not only can I see it, but others can also see it, otherwise how can you have this catastrophe?"
Sun Wukong was silent, he thought of Zhang Daoling, but he could only suppress this thought in his heart.
Zhang Muxian suddenly said: "After the Xiliang Women's Country, you go to the Sai Country." β
"Why?" Sun Wukong was stunned, Zhang Muxian's words were too jumpy, making it difficult for him to adapt.
Zhang Muxian shook his head and said, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed. β
"Pretend to be a ghost!" Sun Wukong snorted coldly, quite disdainful.
Zhang Muxian shook his head, stepped out, and disappeared from Sun Wukong's sight.
At this time, the noisy sound of gongs and drums came, Sun Wukong raised his head and saw countless villagers coming, and in front of the crowd were Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng.
Sun Wukong forcibly suppressed the injury and greeted the crowd.
"Wukong, I heard Bajie say that you were injured?" Tang Seng took a few steps forward, grabbed Sun Wukong's hand, and asked for warmth.
Sun Wukong was excited, spread Tang Seng, and said with a smile: "Master, don't listen to the nonsense of Bajie, my old grandson is undefeated, and has the ability to subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger, how can a little snake hurt me?" After speaking, he turned out a few heels in a row, and showed his muscles to Tang Seng.
Zhu Bajie's eyes flickered, and he secretly said in his heart: "Zhang Muxian must have given the monkey benefits, otherwise he wouldn't have recovered so quickly." Zhang Tianshi made a lot of calculations, but he didn't calculate that Zhang Muxian would make a move, and the opportunity must not be lost and never come again, and there will be no chance to get rid of Sun Wukong in the future. β
The villagers sent Sun Wukong and others to Qijue Ridge all the way, and sure enough, they saw a sheep intestine path, which was filled with persimmons on the ground, and the smell was unpleasant.
"Elder, the Seven Peerless Mountains stretch for eight hundred miles, and there is only one sheep intestine path to pass. An old man covered his nose with his sleeve and pointed to the mountain road to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong had promised that he would be able to pass smoothly.
Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, you have a generous stomach, and I will leave it to you here." β
Zhu Bajie has a black line on his face, I have a wide stomach, but I eat a lot, and I have accumulated so many persimmons on the way, which have long turned into, I don't eat.
Sun Wukong saw that Zhu Bajie looked embarrassed, and snorted coldly: "Bajie, the scripture-learning team is in difficulty, are you unwilling to help?"
Zhu Bajie had just plotted against Sun Wukong, and when his heart was weak, he said secretly: "Although there is Zhang Lingguan's foreword, after all, I almost took the life of a monkey, and he will not give up." That's it, that's it, he wants to see me laughing, and I'll let him breathe. β
Zhu Bajie took a deep breath, and the wind rose, instantly turning into a hundred-foot-long black-haired wild boar. He made a strange noise, jumped forward, came to the path, opened his mouth, and swallowed tens of thousands of catties of persimmon feces into his stomach.
Sun Wukong clapped his hands and smiled: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Bajie, you open the way ahead, and it will not be a problem for us to travel more than 100 miles a day." β
Zhu Bajie didn't dare to refute, endured the feeling of vomiting in his heart, and swallowed persimmon feces and struggled forward.
The name of the village is Tang Seng and his entourage to prepare a lot of food, but Sun Wukong refused all on the grounds that the four monks were empty.
Zhu Bajie secretly felt bitter in his heart, he operated supernatural powers, and consumed amazing energy, but Sun Wukong didn't let him eat, he could only consume the origin.
After learning from the scriptures, Zhu Bajie opened the road in front of him, and walked all the way along the sheep intestine trail of Qijueling.
Zhu Bajie showed his magical powers, and the white dragon horse flew with four hooves, but in five days, he had completed a journey of 800 miles. γ
Zhu Bajie recovered his body, squatted on the ground and vomited.
"Second Senior Brother, you haven't eaten at midnight for five days, I'll get you some gruel. Sha Seng cut off a bowl of gruel in front of Zhu Bajie.
When Zhu Bajie saw the gruel, he vomited again.
Tang Seng looked worried, Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Master don't worry, my old grandson also studied medicine back then, wait for me to lead Bajie to find some herbs, a pair of herbs to go down, keep him to recover his vitality." β
Tang Seng was puzzled: "I think the action of the Eight Precepts is difficult, if you take the herbs, let's boil them on the spot, so as not to suffer from the bumps in the Eight Precepts." β
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other." Lao Sun This is a secret recipe, the herbs he is looking for are special, and he can only be taken on the spot, not picked. β
Tang Seng clasped his palms together and said, "Go, go." β
Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie, jumped on the somersault cloud, and disappeared thousands of miles in an instant.
"Senior brother, I was wrong, you can spare me!" Sun Wukong threw Zhu Bajie from the cloud, took out the golden hoop stick, and beat Zhu Bajie's whole body.
Zhu Bajie dodged on the ground, but where could he dodge, and he was hit by more than a dozen sticks in an instant.
"Old pig, you are hiding very deeply, you dare to yin me?" Sun Wukong said gloomily while beating Zhu Bajie with a golden hoop stick.
"Brother Monkey, it's an old pig ghost who is obsessed with the position of senior brother in vain, you can kill me!" Of course, Zhu Bajie didn't dare to confess Zhang Daoling.
Sun Wukong saw that Zhu Bajie looked like he was at home, and he beat a few more sticks, feeling bored, so he stopped.
Zhu Bajie was bruised all over his body, he didn't dare to use his skills to get rid of the bruises, and said pitifully to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, I was wrong!"
Although Sun Wukong hit Zhu Bajie with a golden hoop stick, he did not make a ruthless move, otherwise how could Zhu Bajie not resist? Although his kung fu is not as good as Sun Wukong, it is not much different.
However, if the two fight, Zhu Bajie will definitely lose. Zhu Bajie criminal Tiantiao, mistakenly cast into the pig's fetus, contaminated with the inertia of pigs, and his mind is 108,000 miles worse than Sun Wukong, who was born a stone monkey, if the two fight to the death, it will definitely be Sun Wukong who wins.
"Since you know that you are wrong, how do you want to atone for your crimes?" Sun Wukong snorted coldly.
Zhu Bajie made a gesture and said respectfully: "The old pig listens to Brother Monkey's arrangement." β
"Really?" Sun Wukong's heart moved, and he asked rhetorically.
Zhu Bajie didn't know what Sun Wukong had in mind, so he had to nod stubbornly.
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The scorching sun is like fire, and the scripture-learning team is moving forward against the scorching sun.
"Wukong, if you are thirsty for the teacher, you go and find some water. Tang Seng burst into flames and said to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong led the way in front of him, and he didn't reply: "Master, if you endure for a while, there will be a water source in front of you." β
Tang Seng was displeased, if in the past, he would have scolded a long time ago, and now the scripture learning team is dominated by Sun Wukong, and Zhu Bajie is also honest after the Seven Absolute Mountains, he does not dare to scold Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, you just said that there is a water source in front of you, but you have been walking for an hour, and you still haven't seen a water source. Tang Seng pondered the words and said.
As they spoke, the sound of rushing water reached the ears of the four people.
"The water source has arrived!" Sun Wukong pointed forward.
Tang Seng raised his eyes and saw a small river in front of him, clear water, Zhan Zhan cold waves, busy crossing the horse to watch, and saw that there were willows on the other side of the river.
The four of them walked to the river, and Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie: "Bajie, the master is thirsty, why don't you go get some water." β
Sha Seng stared, glanced at Sun Wukong, and stopped talking.
Zhu Bajie took out the golden bowl from the salute, and took a bowl of clear water from the place where the water flow was slower by the river and handed it to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng looked along the river, only to see that there was not a single boat up and down the river, not a single captain, and even no birds and beasts drinking water by the river, and said secretly: "Today's weather is hot, the water here is clear, how can there be no living creatures to drink? β
"Sha Seng, for the teacher, seeing that you are sweating a lot today, you should drink it first. Tang Seng said to Sha Seng.
Sha Seng's face changed, and he said with a smile: "Master, don't you see that I sweat a lot, in fact, it is because I drank too much water in the quicksand river back then, and now I still have 30,000 catties of river water in my belly." As he spoke, he shook his belly again, and heard a bang in his belly, which was the sound of water.
Tang Seng saw that Sha Seng didn't dare to drink, and looked at Sun Wukong, who tilted his head to the side and ignored it at all.
"Master, the old pig is thirsty and is about to eat!" Zhu Bajie drank a cow, drank half a bowl of water, and handed the remaining half to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng said secretly: "These three apprentices are still the most intimate Bajie, it's a pity, it's a pityγγγγγγ β
Tang Seng shook his head, drank half a bowl of clear water, looked at the river and said worriedly: "There is no captain here, how to cross the river?"
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and pointed at Liu Yin, and said, "There are people there, they must be ferrying." β
Tang Seng raised his eyes and said secretly in his heart: "I watched just now, there is clearly nothing there, how can there be a family?"
Bajie shouted loudly: "Ferryman, hold the boat over!" shouted several times, only to see that inside the willow yin, babbling and dumb, propping out a boat.
The ship had to go ashore. There is a tip called Yun: "Those who cross the river, go here." β
Sun Wukong approached the side of the boat and said, "Are you ferrying?"
There was a woman on the boat, and she nodded, "Yes." β
Tang Seng was puzzled: "Why is the prince not here, but he is holding the boat with the mother?"
The woman smiled and didn't answer, Monk Sha picked up the luggage, the walker helped the master to jump, and then came along the boat, Bajie took the white horse and took the springboard. The woman stretched the boat, shook the oars, and crossed the river in an instant. On the West Bank, the elder taught the sand monk to unpack his bag and take a few pennies with her. The woman did not argue with the number, but tied the cable to the stake by the water, and went into the house with a smile.
The four masters and apprentices were about to find a way to go west, but Tang Seng covered his abdomen and groaned: "Abdominal pain!"
Zhu Bajie then said: "I also have some abdominal pain!"
Sha Seng said: "I want to eat cold water?" Before he finished speaking, Tang Seng called: "It hurts tightly!"
Zhu Bajie also said: "It hurts so much!"
The pain in his two was unbearable, and his stomach gradually grew bigger. When touched with your hands, it seems to have a lump of flesh and blood, and the bones are redundant and redundant.
Sun Wukong said: "Master, there is someone in front of you, let's go and make some hot soup with you, and ask if there is anyone who sells medicine, ask for medicine, and treat abdominal pain with you." β
Tang Seng was very happy when he heard this, but he hit the white horse. After a while, he dismounted at the door of the cottage. But I saw an old woman outside the door, sitting on the grass mound.
Sun Wukong stepped forward and inquired: "Mother-in-law, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty, and my master is the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty." Because I crossed the river and ate the water, I felt pain in my stomach. β
The mother-in-law said happily, "You are drinking water in the river over there?"
Sun Wukong said: "Yes, I ate it in the Qingshui River in the east of here." β
The mother-in-law smiled happily: "Good trick! Good trick! You all come in, I'll tell you." β
Sun Wukong is the Tang monk, and the sand monk is the pig Bajie. The two of them called each other, their stomachs were shy, and their faces were so painful that their faces were yellow and their brows were wrinkled, and they sat down in the grass hut.
Sun Wukong only shouted: "Mother-in-law, I will cook some hot soup with my master." β
The mother-in-law didn't cook the soup, so she ran away with a smile and shouted, "Come and see, come and see!"
Inside, two or three half-aged women walked out, all of whom came to look at Tang Seng and smile.
Sun Wukong was furious, drank a snort, grabbed the old woman and said, "Cook the soup early, I will spare you!"
The mother-in-law said tremblingly: "Grandpa, I can't help cooking soup, and I can't cure his two stomach aches." You let me go, wait for me to say. β
Sun Wukong let go of his hand, and the woman said: "I am here in the Xiliang Women's Country." Our kingdom is full of women, and there are no men, so I rejoice in seeing you. The water your master ate is not good. That river is called the Mother and Son River. Outside my king's city, there is also a Yingyang Pavilion Station, and there is a 'Baby's Spring' outside the post gate. I'm from here, but I have to be over twenty years old to dare to eat the water in the river. After the draught, I felt abdominal pain and fetus. Three days later, go to the Yingyang Pavilion to shine on the edge of the fetus. If there are two shadows, a child is born. Your teacher ate the water of the Zimu River, and thus became a fetal gas, and he will not give birth to a child in the future. How can you cure hot soup?"
When Tang Seng heard this, he was shocked and said, "Apprentice, what seems to be the case?"
Bajie twisted his waist and snorted: "Grandpa! I want to give birth to a child, but we are men!
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "The ancients said: 'The melon is ripe and falls. If it is that time, it will surely come out of a hole under the flank. Bajie saw that he was trembling, and Tang Seng was sweating profusely.