Chapter 697: The Great Removal Technique
"This, this ......" Ji Shuijing frowned, thinking about it, "Immortal Chief, didn't you just say that as long as I am upright, this hammer can't even hurt a single hair of mine?"
The little fairy nodded, "That's true. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Then you can test it with your hair. Ji Shuijing reached out and probed, and actually really picked off a long green silk of his own and put it on his finger, "Come on, you can test it with a hammer!"
"This is not scientific!" Luo Gongzi couldn't help but protest, "No matter how powerful the hammer is, how can it break a hair? ”
"Well, well. The little fairy said, "Female donor, you tighten the ends, straighten your hair, and wait for the poor Dao to throw the hammer." ”
Ji Shuijing really held one end of his hair in each hand and raised it high, "Is this okay?"
The little fairy chief has already whirred and turned the hammer of Thor in his hand like a windmill, "My hammer flies out, if the hair breaks, or you let go, it means that you must be sure and must be a demon." ”
"Wait, there doesn't seem to be a logical relationship between the two......"
The strong wind blew out, fanning everyone's faces with pain, and the little fairy's hammer was already a thunderous blow, spinning and flying out.
In everyone's sight, the murder weapon that killed the giant shark and destroyed the mast carried an unstoppable wind and thunder, and in the blink of an eye, it came to the top of Ji Shuijing's head. Then, suddenly, it was as if it was completely against the laws of physics, and it flew back 180 degrees.
With a bang, the hammer smashed a large hole in the bulkhead, and then disappeared into the sky with a flash of light.
"Hahahaha, what else do you have to say?" Ji Shuijing's eyebrows and eyes were full of joy that couldn't be hidden, "Miss Ben is really not afraid of fire, her body is not afraid of crooked shadows, and even my hair is so awe-inspiring and inviolable." ”
Luo Gongzi said, "Miss Shuijing, you just said that this hair is constantly broken, and there is no inevitable logical connection with whether you are a monster or not. ”
"How can there be no logical connection here?" Ji Shuijing said without blushing and heartbeat, "The immortal chief of the people even used the artifact of the main god of Northern Europe, and he couldn't hurt me with half a hair, if this doesn't mean that I am a human descendant with strong roots, then what else can I prove?"
Then she said to the little fairy, "What are you still doing here, quickly pay me the hammer of Thor." ”
Xiao Xianchang's face was embarrassed, "That hammer flew too far and couldn't come back." ”
"What, there is such a thing?" Ji Shuijing said in surprise, "Didn't you say that it was an artifact that could fly back automatically, why can't it be now?"
Everyone thought, this is very understandable, the previous "Thor's Scepter" was just a personal item of a certain king of the Rakshasa Barbarian State, and it is naturally not a big deal to pay you for it. But this "Thor's Hammer" is a weapon of the main god, and its value is vastly different from the former, how can it be given to you casually?
However, the question arises again, since the "Thor's Hammer" is the main god weapon, how could it fall into the hands of this little immortal who seems to be a rookie in cultivation? Could it be that he is actually the protagonist of the legend, and he has the huge luck of obtaining the ten great divine weapons of the ancients just after he started on the road?
I only heard the little fairy cough, "It's not a secret, this magic hammer is a thing with a master, and it belongs to the main god of Northern Europe." He just took a nap, and the poor Dao could take the opportunity to occupy it for some years, and the movement of the magic hammer just now was too big, thinking that it had awakened the great god, and he had directly put the hammer back. ”
Someone asked, "Immortal Chief, the main god of the family is just napping, how can you possess his artifact for many years?"
"Mortals are truly ignorant. Xiao Xian Chang snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "For the main god-level figures, a thousand years is only equivalent to one minute, and ten thousand gold coins are only equivalent to a copper plate. ”
"Okay, okay!" Ji Shuijing clapped his hands happily, "Immortal Chief, since that hammer can't come back, you can compensate me for a few copper plates." ”
"No problem. "The little fairy has a long jaw," Wait a minute. ”
"Wait a minute, your sister!" Ji Shuijing raised his eyebrows, and suddenly attacked, "You inexplicable thief Taoist priest came uninvited, slandered this girl as a monster, struck this girl with lightning strikes, and smashed it again, and destroyed my shark fin raw materials, broke the main mast of my ship, and caused huge losses to my physical and mental health and personal and property rights and interests." If you don't hurry up to compensate the sufferer, is this reasonable?"
The little fairy sighed, "Girl, why are you in a hurry?"
"How can I not be in a hurry, after a thousand years, this girl will even turn her bones to ashes, what's the point of you compensating again?" Ji Shuijing said angrily, "Since you are practicing overseas, haven't you heard foreigners say that compensation for being late is equal to no compensation, and justice for being late is equal to injustice?"
"Okay. The little fairy chief said helplessly, "Then the poor road will compensate you for some copper plates." ”
He suddenly had another snow-white whisker in his hand, and shook it slightly.
Ji Shuijing looked at him inexplicably, "Where's the copper plate?"
"On the ground. ”
When everyone heard this, they found that at the feet of the little fairy who was suspended in the air, there was suddenly a dark square object, like a box.
Ji Shuijing asked suspiciously, "Could it be that there are 10,000 gold coins in here?"
"Nothing more, no less. The little fairy said unhappily, "You can open it and take a look." ”
Coral hurriedly called for someone to move the box away, which seemed to be too heavy for a few strong men to move.
As soon as the seal was opened, the house was filled with golden light, only to hear Coral shouting excitedly, "Miss, they are all gold bricks and gold bars, full of color!"
"Very good, very good. Ji Shuijing smiled, "Immortal Chief, continue to compensate." ”
Xiao Xian frowned, "That's not enough?"
"How can my mental loss fee be made up for with just one copper plate, don't you know that personality and dignity are priceless?" Ji Shuijing said confidently, "If the compensation is not in place, it should be me, the bitter master, who should judge it himself, you just need to continue to give me the copper plate." ”
The corners of Xiao Xian's mouth twitched a few times, and finally with another wave of dust, there was suddenly another box on the ground somehow.
When the chest was opened, it was indistinguishable from the previous one, and it was filled with pure gold.
Ji Shuijing couldn't help but be overjoyed, and her voice became trembling, "Immortal Chief, I still want it." ”
A third box appears.
"Needless to say, keep ......"
"Immortal Chief, people still have to ......"
"Giving it to someone again......"
The rich boy was already stunned, and when there were more than ten boxes piled up in the corner, Luo Gongzi felt that the situation was really wrong, and hurriedly interjected and said, "Little Immortal Chief, you have to maintain your concentration, you must not be tempted, you can't hold it." ”
The little fairy chief said suspiciously, "What temptation have I been subjected to?"
Luo Gongzi prompted, "Don't you think Miss Shuijing's shouting is very strange?"
"What's so strange?" said the little fairy puzzled, "I think it's normal, she's just been asking for compensation." ”
"yes. Ji Shuijing said angrily, "This girl just insists on making a claim, what's wrong?"
"Don't talk about that. Luo Gongzi changed his words, "Little Immortal Chief, it doesn't seem appropriate for you to give away your hard-earned wealth for no reason." ”
Xiao Xian Chang smiled slightly, "These belongings are not accumulated on weekdays, and they are not hard-working. ”
"What?"
"Gold and silver are like dung to me, and since she likes it, she should give her more, and it is not a big deal. ”
Ji Shuijing's face turned purple in an instant.
Luo Gongzi asked, "Then dare to ask the immortal chief, where did all this gold and silver come from?"
"It's simple. The little fairy waved the dust, and another box came out, "It's all carried by the poor road." ”
Everyone was puzzled, "Carrying?"
"Exactly, Poor Dao performed the Great Carrying Technique, took some gold and silver, and gave it to the female benefactor. ”
Luo Gongzi said, "Isn't it the legendary Five Ghosts Carrying Dafa used by the Immortal Chief? I heard that although this method is effortless to take gold and silver, it is ultimately misappropriation of other people's property, and it will definitely be contaminated with cause and effect, and it will hurt Yin and Virtue, so it is better to stop in moderation." ”
The little immortal snorted dissatisfiedly, "The great handling technique of this seat, how can it be compared to the five ghost handling?"
"What is that immortal?"
"The way of the five ghosts to carry it, you must sneak into the warehouse and do it closely, so you can only steal other people's property. The little immortal chief said proudly, "This great handling technique of this seat, the gold and silver thousands of miles away can also be moved at will, and there is no need to disturb mortals." ”
Luo Gongzi stubbornly asked, "May I ask where the gold and silver of the Immortal Chief came from?"
"Why are you so unenlightened?" the little fairy shook his head and sighed, "The history of mortal trade has been around for thousands of years, hasn't it?"
"Yes. ”
"So for thousands of years, there have been countless merchant ships trading on the waterways, isn't it?"
"Yes. ”
"The capsized ships that have had accidents have accumulated countless over thousands of years, aren't they?"
"Yes. ”
"Therefore, the poor road only needs to carry the gold and silver belongings on these sunken ships, which is enough to compensate the female benefactor. The little fairy chief said indifferently, "These are all ownerless things, how can they steal them?"
He stretched out his hand and pointed to the sea, "This is the southeast coast of China, through the countries of the South Seas, to India, through Arabia, to Europa, since ancient times it has been the golden channel of the Maritime Silk Road. ”
Everyone looked at each other, this little fairy chief said that it was well-founded and reasonable, and he really couldn't find any flaws.
In the end, as soon as you enter the charging link, you will inevitably show the prototype. But this little fairy chief sent money to the door and spent a lot of money, completely subverting the previous routine. Although his appearance is a little abrupt, all kinds of performances are in line with the true nature of a master who really has the magical powers of the immortal family, and he is not moved by mundane things at all from beginning to end, but has incomparably rich resources and confidence compared to the mundane world.
Could it be that Miss Shui Jing is really fortunate to be favored by the heavens, and it happens that a fairy passes by to help her get out of financial constraints?
Someone couldn't help but say, "Little Immortal Chief, did you just say that gold and silver are like dung to you?"
The little fairy chief still had a breezy attitude, "Of course." ”
"Actually, I like dung more in the bottom. The man smiled, "As the saying goes, seeing each other is fate, and the rivers and lakes are true, and those who see it have a share." Since the Immortal Chief has given Miss Shui Jing so many copper plates, I wonder if he can open the door for us to do the same?"
"Oh. The little fairy chief didn't care about the authenticity, "Since you said so, as long as you can carry it, you can take as much dung as you want." ”
Everyone couldn't help but be overjoyed when they heard this, although their own families are wealthy and have the right to run some businesses, but family property is not equal to personal ownership after all, if you carry a few dozen catties of gold back, it is also good to use it as private money.
There are even some sons who usually ask teachers to practice martial arts and fitness, and they are quite confident in their strength, and they feel that it is not a problem to carry a whole copper plate off the boat.
(To be continued.) )