Chapter 696: Righteousness
Whether it is the "Scepter of the Thunder Emperor" of the Rakshasa Empire or the "Hammer of Thor" of the Nordic gods, they are all artifacts from high latitudes, which is enough to prove that the "El Niño" immortal chief is indeed practicing in the Arctic Circle. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Ji Shuijing looked at the momentum of the hammer just now, it was even more powerful than a large-caliber rifle, and his face turned pale with shock, "You really want to greet me with such a murder weapon?"
"Can there be a fake?" the little fairy grew up and shouted, "Demon, you haven't shown your original form yet!"
The hand hammer that turned into a windmill again flew out with terrifying power, Ji Shuijing hurriedly lowered her head and flashed, and the hammer flew out from the top of her head, and with a bang, knocked out a big hole in the bulkhead, and flew diagonally into the sky.
Xiaoxian was stunned for a long time, "What are you hiding?"
Ji Shuijing shouted angrily, "You're all in a hurry to kill people, how can I not hide?"
"What a careless disregard for human life. The little fairy chief was displeased, "If you are not a monster, this hammer will not even hurt you by a hair, and it will fly back directly." ”
"I don't believe it!" Ji Shuijing said angrily, "You are simply the trial method of primitive people. ”
The little immortal chief asked, "What is the trial practice of primitive people?"
"The so-called primitive way of adjudicating cases. Ji Shuijing coughed, "For example, if a person is accused of being a thief, the sorcerer in the tribe asks him to put his hand into the boiling oil pot to verify, saying that if you are not a thief, you will be blessed by the gods and you will not be hurt." ”
“...... How can this be compared!" Xiao Xian's face twitched, "My immortal method has evolved from the Great Dao since the beginning of the world, and it is not the same thing as that kind of oil pot experiment. ”
Ji Shuijing was surprised, "The immortal method that has existed since the beginning of the world, you immortal things have really always been the means of primitive people, and they have not made any progress for thousands of years." ”
"Stop talking nonsense. The little fairy elder snorted, "Stand there and don't move, I'll verify it again." ”
Ji Shuijing blinked, "Immortal Chief, your hammer has already flown out of the sky, how can you try?"
"Haha, since it's a magic weapon, of course I'll fly back by myself. ”
Before he could say anything, there was a sudden loud clatter on the deck, and the whole ship shook.
Coral went out to take a look, then rushed back and shouted, "Miss, it's not good! The mainmast of our ship was broken by the hammer flying back, and it fell and smashed a large deck!"
"How can this be reasonable!" Ji Shuijing pointed at the little fairy chief, and said angrily, "You destroy the owner's property at will, you must compensate!"
The little fairy chief said impatiently, "I'll talk about it later, I'll verify whether you're a monster or not." ”
With a casual move, a sledgehammer trapped in the deck suddenly flew up and fell into his hand again.
Ji Shuijing shook his head vigorously, "No, no, your method is too risky, I can't believe it, so I resolutely don't try." ”
"If you don't have a weak heart, why don't you dare to try?"
"Is this the same thing as having a weak heart or not being weak!" Ji Shuijing said very angrily, "Since you said that it's okay for this hammer to hit a person, then you can show me one first." ”
The little fairy said, "How do you want to demonstrate?"
Ji Shuijing stretched out his hand and pointed, "These sons identify me as a monster, so they must think that they are human beings." You put a guy on them first, and if it's okay, I'll let you try. ”
The sons were taken aback, and their faces turned purple, "Little Immortal Chief, this can't be helped, it can't be helped!"
The little fairy chief said strangely, "You are all human bodies, what is there to be afraid of?"
Everyone laughed again and again, "Immortal Chief, didn't you just say that we are usually misbehaved, debauched, and somewhat evil. If your Thor's hammer is as jealous as hatred and indiscriminately beats us to death, won't you be wronged?"
"The other sons are young and ignorant, and it is inevitable that they will occasionally make some mistakes, so don't try. Ji Shuijing interjected, "But this Luo Gongzi is a business model, an opinion leader, a well-known public figure, and has 100,000 fans, he must be a decent gentleman, so he can use him to give it a try." ”
Xiao Xian Chang nodded, "That makes sense, I also think that this Mr. Luo looks righteous and dignified." ”
"Wait!" Luo Gongzi's face was as earthy as he was, "Little Immortal, you don't know anything." ”
"What's wrong again?"
"Actually, this, this, generally the more public figures, the more well-known...... The more morals are corrupted, the more erosive life becomes. Luo Gongzi wiped the sweat from his forehead, "So, so, you must not throw that hammer at the bottom." ”
The little fairy couldn't help but be surprised, "How can this be?
Luo Gongzi said cautiously, "This is the normal state of the human world, you must have been cultivating for too long, so you are not familiar with these basic truths." ”
"Really?" the little fairy thought for a moment and asked curiously, "What kind of corrupt law is your morality?"
Luo Gongzi said hesitantly, "Down, down...... of illegitimate children have exceeded double digits. ”
Xiaoxian Chang was stunned, "So many?"
"Actually, it's not a big deal. Luo Gongzi let out a long sigh, "Who of our rich and noble people in the Celestial Empire doesn't have a ten-room and eight-room aunt? It's just that the eldest woman in the lower is jealous and can't accept the partial house below, so the contemptible can only linger outside often." ”
The rest of the sons nodded together, obviously agreeing with Luo Gongzi's opinion.
The little fairy said, "Since this is not a big deal, why don't you dare to let that hammer get on your body?"
Luo Gongzi smiled embarrassedly, "Although we don't think it's a big deal, we don't know what that magic hammer thinks." In case he is very serious and can't tolerate the behavior of the subordinates, it will not look good. ”
"Wait. Ji Shuijing suddenly heard something, "Young Master Luo, your eldest wife can't tolerate people, but when she forced Miss Ben to be a concubine just now, she didn't say that." ”
"Miss, you are stupid. Coral said on the side, "Luo Gongzi will trick you home first, and then let his wife slowly force you, who has no status, to death, so that your property will all belong to Luo Gongzi." ”
Ji Shuijing was shocked, "Sango, how do you know so clearly?"
"This is all the usual routine of house fighting. Coral sighed, "Miss, you must have been cultivating for too long, so you are not familiar with these basic principles. ”
"Qing Xiu ......"
The little fairy pricked up his ears, "It's really a demon, let's show my mouth now." ”
"Where do you want to go?" said Sango dissatisfiedly, "My young lady has been eating fasting Buddha for many years, and she is a layman who cultivates at home, and a good person who is dedicated to the Tao, isn't it?"
"yes, yes. Ji Shuijing said triumphantly, "Compared with these sons, I think I'm the most upright one." ”
"So you're like a pure white lotus flower that comes out of the mud, right?"
The little fairy chief praised and changed his tone, "Then you should have the confidence to accept the test of this hammer!" (To be continued.) )