Wu Lai finally breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the seat, and was about to put down his schoolbag.

Look to the left first, his eyes are about to fall out. The enchanting and sexy appearance and the temperament of Bingqing Yujie are the same as Sister Furong, and then look at the right, the country and the city, the moon is closed, and the whole realistic version of Sister Feng.

"What do you see, I haven't seen a beautiful woman, my sister's name is Zhang Xiaofeng, remember? If you want to chase your sister, my sister will see that you have a small sample of fine skin and tender meat, and I will give you a chance to invite my sister to dinner at noon." The girl who looked like Fleur's sister said.

And the girl who was almost exactly the same as Sister Feng shouted: "Hey, you are called a scoundrel, right, your height barely meets the marriage standards of the old lady, but your education is not enough, you have to be admitted to Longjing University, and then come to chase the old lady." However, the old lady still tells you her name, and the old lady's name is Luo Furong. ”

I saw two "beauties" with apricot eyes wide open and scolding each other. The girl who looked like Sister Furong said fiercely: "Luo Furong, you dare to grab a man with my Sister Feng!"

"Zhang Xiaofeng, you don't know the old lady's mate selection criteria, he just meets the height, what are you anxious about, there is such a shortage of men, there are a lot of them in the classroom. ”

......

Wu Lai was so dizzy that he almost threw up, thinking: I don't want you two to pack it for me.

finally sat down, and the person behind patted Wu Lai's shoulder: "Classmate, you almost overturned my desk." ”

Wu Lai said aggrievedly: "It's none of my business, you see." ”

I saw that Sister Furong and Sister Feng both pressed in the direction where Wu Lai was, and Wu Lai's own space became smaller and smaller.

"Brother, you have been wronged, but you can't knock over my table!" the person behind him expressed understanding of what happened to him.

Finally after class, Wu Lai escaped from the place that suffocated him. However, soon classes were held again, and Wu Lai had to continue to accept his tragic fate.

When lunch time came, Wu Lai wanted to run away quickly, but Sister Furong grabbed him and said, "Boy, why don't you invite your sister to lunch?"

Wu Lai spread his hands and said aggrievedly: "Alas, Sister Furong, I, I didn't bring so much money." "I thought: I don't invite you if I have money, you beat me!

"Boy, remember, my sister is not called Sister Furong, my sister is called Zhang Xiaofeng, call me Sister Feng, I have no money, my Sister Feng is wronged, please eat. ”

"Scoundrel, let's go, let's Sister Furong invite you to dinner. Luo Furong said suddenly.

"I said, don't bother the two sisters, I'll go first. After saying that, they left like flies, leaving the two with blank faces, and a deafening quarrel ensued.

"Luo Furong, you remember for me!"

"Hmph, Zhang Xiaofeng, he's not your man, why can't my sister Furong chase him?"

Wu Lai, who had just walked a short distance, fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time: I'm crying, why is my luck so bad, how can I live in the future! I don't want to be treated inhumanely by Sister Furong and Sister Feng!

As we all know, Sister Furong and Sister Feng are big celebrities who are loved by thousands of people, Wu Lai stole the hearts of two beauties at once, it is conceivable that his future life will be even more miserable.

After lunch, Wu Lai returned to the classroom, his two eyes were like radar, constantly searching and scanning in the classroom, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw a beautiful woman bowing her head to write homework, it was a real beauty, with long hair and a shawl, fair skin, as if soaked in milk, so that Wu Lai couldn't help but feel heartbroken. Thinking of what Wang Fei taught, Wu Lai plucked up the courage to walk over and said softly: "Beauty, very familiar, have we met somewhere?"

The beauty looked up at Wu Lai and said lightly, "Mom said, don't fall in love in high school." ”

A sentence that was not answered, Wu Lai was speechless for a moment.

But he is a person who will not give up lightly, and said: "Beauty, you are so beautiful, can I invite you to dinner at night?"

"Mom said, don't talk to a boy you don't know. ”

Wu Lai thought to herself: What a pure girl, so she said: "Beauty, don't we know each other now? I am your classmate, my name is Wu Lai, I wonder if I can know the name of the beauty?"

"What, scoundrel, you want to chase me?"

Wu Lai shook his head and said, "The ancients said: My fair lady, good gentleman!"

"And does your family have any money?"

Wu Lai asked rhetorically, "What does it mean to be rich?"

"How many houses do you have in your family, how many cars, how much savings, and are your parents big bosses?"

"Well, I only have one house at home, I don't have a car, I don't know about the savings, and my parents seem to be part-time workers, not bosses. ”

The beautiful woman immediately lowered her face and said, "Then you still have the face to chase me! No money, don't even think about it, if you want to chase me, there are five million." ”

Wu Lai was silent, he knew that his family should have no money, otherwise he would have bought a car a long time ago, five million, how easy is it to talk about? He suddenly had a hint of realization in his heart, to be a scoundrel, but also to have money, maybe he could succeed in the conversation before, a large part of the distance was because of his cousin's Ferrari, otherwise it would not be so smooth.

Wu Lai was about to go back, when suddenly a voice came: "Baby, what are you talking to this poor ghost?"

When the beautiful woman heard this, she immediately chattered and said, "Honey, you are here." Then the man stood up and put his arm around the visitor, looking very intimate.

When Wu Lai saw that person, he couldn't help but take two steps back, only to see that the person seemed to be compared with a certain character in Journey to the West, his head was as round as a ball, and people said that his ears were big, which was a blessed appearance, like Liu Bei's two ears and shoulders, and his eyes could take care of his ears, which was the appearance of the emperor, and this person's ears were like two fans, his eyes were narrowed into two slits, and his nose seemed to be just two holes, and his mouth was bigger than Shu Qi's. Wu Lai was shocked: Wow, is this still a human? How is it no different from a pig.

"Poor ghost, stay away from my home. You know, my family's money can kill you. The fat pig said viciously.

Wu Lai was excited in his heart and asked, "Dare to ask this dear, are you and Zhu Bajie related?" The people around him burst into laughter.

The fat pig was furious when he heard Wu Lai's words, and roared, "Damn, you dare to entertain Lao Tzu?"

"This dear Mr. Pig, Lao Tzu has been dead for thousands of years, what's the use of me entertaining him?"

"You-" The fat pig was so angry that he raised his fist to hit Wu Lai, but Wu Lai didn't dodge, and took a punch directly in the chest. There was only a click, followed by Wu Lai's shouting and someone's pig-killing howl.

"Ouch, how are you hitting someone? Me, my ribs are broken. Wu Lai clutched his chest and pretended to shout.

And the fat pig, with beads of sweat the size of beans on his head, howled miserably, and saw his right hand drooping, and it seemed to be broken.

The fat pig cried out, "I, my arm is broken, you, what kind of trick do you use?"

"Tricks, jokes, you punched me, okay? I didn't fight back, everyone can testify. After speaking, he looked at the person next to him, and the person next to him nodded, but after looking at the fat pig, he shook his head again.

The beautiful woman hurriedly said, "Quick, send it to the infirmary!"