School started, Wu Lai went to school alone, and he had already been to Wu Kai once when he reported to school, so Wu Kai didn't go over this time. But Wu Lai, this person, never look at the direction of the line on the bus, only see the station name on the stop sign, and go up, when you are lucky, you can get to the destination platform, but when you are unlucky, you can take the bus in the opposite direction, and the same is true for taking the subway. Often, though, luck isn't so good. On this day, Wu Lai took the opposite bus again, but halfway through the ride, he found that he had taken the wrong direction.

Wu Lai patted his head: "Why do you always forget to look at the direction?" Alas, it seems that you are going to be late. ”

Sure enough, when I took the car back again, I was half an hour late.

When he came to the school and was about to go in, a person who looked like a security guard appeared at the door at some point and shouted to Wu Lai: "Now that classes have begun, idlers are forbidden to enter!"

"Big brother, I'm a student, let me in. Wu Lai said with a hippie smile.

"Cut, a lot of gangsters say that they are students and want to sneak into the school to pick up girls, but the buddies never look away. You're a student, how is that possible?" the security guard said solemnly.

Wu Lai argued excitedly: "I'm really a student!"

"Proof?"

"Me, my first day of school, where is the proof?"

"Since it's the first day of school, why don't you come early?"

"Oh, big brother, I beg you, let me in, if my mother knows that I am absent from school, I will be miserable. ”

"That's not good, you didn't prove it, if you let you in, something happens, I'm miserable, and the principal won't let me go. I beg you, go away. ”

Wu Lai touched his pocket, and the security guard thought that he was going to take cigarettes or money, and thought to himself: If he bribes me, should I accept it? No matter what, what cigarettes, money, all throw at me, I don't mind.

In the middle of YY, Wu Lai took out a small red notebook: "Uh, big brother, this seems to be my student ID, do you think it's okay?"

The security guard almost sat on the ground: "Livestock, why didn't you take it out earlier?"

"I'm sorry, I forgot. Wu Lai scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

Looking at his student ID, the security guard waved impatiently: "Come in." ”

Looking at the hurried figures on the campus and listening to the sound of reading aloud from the teaching building, Wu Lai sighed with emotion in his heart: "This is the life of high school! I must integrate into it and become a veritable high school student." (Cut, you get your primary school diploma first!)

Although No. 9 Middle School is not the best high school, the hardware equipment is not bad, covering an area of 500 acres, and the teaching facilities are complete.

Finding the first (ninth) class of high school he was in, Wu Lai looked into the classroom and found that classes had already begun.

A teacher on the podium was lecturing with flying eyebrows, but there were few people listening to the lecture below, eating breakfast, eating breakfast, fighting, sleeping, chatting, and even some people fighting landlords, of course, there were also people playing with mobile phones or laptops, Wu Lai was completely speechless, is this still a class? It is even more lively than the vegetable market.

The teacher seemed to have become numb, and he didn't care about the people below at all, and he was able to speak vigorously on his own. At this time, a weak voice suddenly came, interrupting his train of thought: "May I ask if this is the first (ninth) class of high school?"

The crowd burst into laughter.

The teacher was very annoyed, if you were down there, you could do whatever you wanted, but you couldn't disturb his lecture, it was his rule. Moreover, this question is too mentally retarded, is it the first (ninth) class of high school, don't you see it yourself, the door number is clearly written, isn't this deliberately finding fault What is it?

However, the teacher held back his anger and asked, "This classmate, this is the first year of high school (Class 9)." ”

"I'm sorry, teacher, I'm a new student. ”

The teacher remembered that there seemed to be a freshman in his class, named Wu Lai, so he walked out and asked, "Are you called Wu Lai?"

Wu Lai nodded.

"I'm Teacher Huang, the homeroom teacher of the first (ninth) class of high school, why are you late?"

"So you're my homeroom teacher! I was on the bus in the wrong direction today, so I was late. ”

Teacher Huang led Wu Lai into the class, walked up to the podium, and introduced: "There is a new student in our class today, and everyone applauds and welcomes him. ”

There was sparse applause from the podium.

"Let's ask this new student to introduce himself. ”

Wu Lai shook off his long flowing hair and said excitedly, "Hello everyone, my name is Wu Lai." ”

I could only hear someone whispering below: "It turns out that this stupid classmate is called a scoundrel!"

"Oh, it's so handsome! The old lady told you, don't rob the old lady, this little white-faced old lady wants it. ”

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Wu Lai naturally heard it, showed a smile that he thought was very charming, and continued his speech: "I am very happy to study with you, I hope we can make progress together and be admitted to the ideal university ......" Wu Lai was full of expectations for high school life, so his self-introduction was enthusiastic. Moreover, when he thought of Wang Fei's words, his voice seemed to be extremely magnetic, and he thought that he must have fascinated a large piece of MM!

The head teacher looked at Wu Lai's excited expression, and was also very encouraged: "Wu Lai said very well, you are a classmate, you must unite and forge ahead, be positive, emancipate your mind, seek truth from facts, conscientiously implement the country's policies and spirit, and work hard to build our Chinese country into a prosperous, strong, democratic, and civilized modern country......"

Wu Lai thought to himself: How can this head teacher be more Tang Seng than Tang Seng. He had already noticed that many people were about to vomit blood, and the head teacher was unaware of it, and still gave his enthusiastic speech with a mouthful of spittle.

The head teacher spoke freely for more than an hour, and the people below were drowsy, and Wu Lai, who was standing on the side, was also quite depressed.

Finally, I finally heard a sentence: "Okay, my words are finished." ”

Immediately there was applause from the podium, and some people even cheered: "Hurray!"

At this moment, his vanity was unprecedentedly inflated, and he thought: I, the head teacher, have been so popular, and it seems that I have done very successfully, no wonder the students of all generations have said that I am good! It is time to apply to the principal for the Outstanding Teacher Award. Who will I not give this prize to?

Wu Lai could only hear someone muttering below: "The political lesson is finally over, alas, we should build yì to the principal, those political teachers in the school should retire, and it is enough to have a class teacher." Hearing these words, Wu Lai was almost broken.

The head teacher was excited for a while, and finally noticed Wu Lai, who was still standing next to him, pointed to an empty table and said, "Wu Lai, just sit there!"