Qingyuan looked at the door, seized an opportunity to pull his legs and was about to run away, but Wan Idiot followed closely and pulled him back. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wan Idiot touched Qingyuan's head, smiled gloomily, and pointed at Chang Qing to ask him to hurry up and take out the frog.

Qingyuan had no choice but to bite the bullet and put his finger into Changqing's mouth, but he couldn't catch the frog out after grabbing it for a long time.

Wan Idiot leaned over, frowned, and said, "Hey, why is such a big frog gone, it won't burrow into its stomach so quickly." ”

While Wan Idiot was contemplating, Qingyuan suddenly took out a stone from his arms and smashed it at his bald head.

Han Zhen sighed, it turned out that Qingyuan, the old thief, was pretending to be weak here for a long time, and gave him the final blow while he was unprepared, so that he could save his face, and he would never have to be called by the idiot in the future.

Speaking of insidious cunning, the two bald asses are simply comparable, haha, it's really more interesting than watching a show.

Han Zhen was about to take a look at Wan Idiot's injury a few steps ago, but saw Wan Idiot crying.

Take a closer look, although his bald head was smashed, it did not bleed like Qingyuan. It's crying, it's a soft egg.

Han Zhen patted Wan Idiot and said: "Master Wan, monks don't flick when they have tears, but it's not a sin for monks to cry." It's just that your injury is not very serious in my opinion, and you can cry in pain. Aren't you monks generally determined to regard life and death as idle things? ”

Wan Idiot wiped the dust on his head, and said with a somewhat gloomy expression: "Your Majesty, you don't know, here's the thing, when I was a child, we had an old abbot there, who forced me to learn iron head skills every day, I just didn't learn, and I also put a lot of laxatives in the old abbot's tea." But the old abbot still insisted on teaching me to train the iron head gong, and in the end I still learned it. It's just that the old abbot is no longer there, and now he suddenly thinks of him, and he really misses him, so he cries. ”

Han Zhen thought he was boring, and it was the best policy to tell some useless stories at this time, and it was the best policy to save Evergreen. No wonder his injuries are fine, it turns out that he has practiced iron head skills.

Qingyuan knelt down, and didn't say a word at first, but later, when he saw Wan Idiot crying, he said cautiously: "Master, after my test just now, I am more convinced of you, and I hope to give me another chance to live, and ask me to serve the emperor." ”

Wan Idiot didn't care about him, put his hand into Changqing's mouth, grabbed and grabbed but couldn't catch the frog, and the frog made a "quack" sound in Changqing's mouth at this time.

Han Zhen analyzed: "That's right, the frog has eaten all the worms in the evergreen mouth inside, and you have to take a few worms to lure it out." ”

Wan Idiot grabbed the two big insects crawling on the ground and put them in Changqing's mouth, but after a long time, the frog still refused to come out.

Han Zhen was a little anxious, in case the frog stumbled, his feet slipped, and he fell into Changqing's stomach, it would be very troublesome, and he couldn't disembowelment Changqing and take out the frog, in that case, Changqing would not be able to resurrect no matter how powerful he was, and Liao Zhai would not have this bridge.

Han Zhen suddenly remembered the truth that frogs only eat live insects and not dead insects, and saw that the two insects outside almost did not wriggle, and they belonged to half-dead zombie insects, so he tried to make them move to lure the frogs out to eat.

At the moment, the truth of this was explained to Wan Idiot, Wan Idiot thought about it slightly, and immediately had an idea.

He waved his hand to Qingyuan, who quickly approached and said with a smile: "Master, if you have anything to do, just tell me." ”

Wan Idiot said to him: "Don't look flattering, and then pretend to be a son, and you will have to settle my account with you later." Now it's another thing, and hopefully you can make meritorious deeds. Come, stick your tongue out. ”

Qingyuan was a little puzzled, but he had to obediently do so, and stretched his tongue out.

Wan Idiot pinched his tongue and said, "Well, it's almost, it's no different from a hanged ghost, don't move." He quickly put the two bugs on Qingyuan's tongue.

Qingyuan was startled, and a scream sounded in his throat.

Han Zhen couldn't help laughing, probably understanding what Wan Idiot meant, just to see what he did next.

Wan Idiot tore Changqing's lips apart, and pressed Qingyuan's tongue towards Changqing's mouth.

Qingyuan was a little reluctant, Wan Idiot pressed a hand on the wound on his head, and Qingyuan had to do it obediently.

Wan Idiot slapped Qingyuan's head again and admonished: "Move your tongue more, lead the frog into your mouth, and then bite the frog to death." ”

Han Zhen added: "The frog doesn't need to be bitten to death, just swallow it in your mouth and spit it out." ”

Qingyuan nodded, closed his eyes, his heart was horizontal, and after half a day, the frog saw the worm on his tongue moving non-stop, thinking that there was a live worm, and finally jumped into his mouth.

He quickly spat out the frog and ran outside to find water to rinse his mouth.

The frogs were cleared, and there were more insects around Changqing, Han Zhen and Wan Idiot breathed a sigh of relief, and quietly waited for this evergreen to come back to life.

After a while, the two of them saw that the insects were like ants, slowly moving Changqing's upper and lower bodies, and when the two bodies were touched together, these insects spit out a lot of mucus, and gradually touched her body in one place.

Most of the insects Han Zhenjian had never seen, and there was only one kind of silkworm he knew, these silkworms were different from other insects, and they could spit out silk.

I didn't see Qingyuan come back for a long time, Wan Idiot looked out the window, came back and smiled at Han Zhen: "Your Majesty, Qingyuan, this old thief has slipped away after all, it seems that it will be difficult to catch him next time." ”

Han Zhen smiled and said: "Run, run, you beat people to brain trauma, and forced people to kiss the dead body, whether he runs away or not, unless he is your godson." ”

While the two were talking, Qingyuan ran back screaming.

Han Zhen patted Wan Idiot and said, "Haha, congratulations, Master Wan, you have one more godson." ”

After Qingyuan came in, he hid behind Wan Idiot and said in shock: "Oh no, Master, there is a dog chasing me, and I will come in immediately." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a huge black dog rushed in, and Wan Idiot picked up a wooden stick and was about to smash it at the big dog.

The big dog quickly dodged, Han Zhen was very surprised, why didn't this dog bark at all, thinking about it, it was actually normal, the dog that bites people doesn't bark.

The big dog ignored Han Zhen and pounced on Wan Idiot and Qingyuan. Han Zhen didn't understand why this dog didn't bite him.

Qingyuan didn't dare to step forward, and hid behind Wan Idiot.

Wan Idiot grabbed what he had at hand and smashed it at the big dog as he ran.

Even if the big dog was smashed, he still chased after the two of them unrelentingly.

Han Zhen looked at it for a long time before he was surprised to find that the tail of this big dog looked a little like a tiger, and some of the fur color on his back was also a little like a tiger.

Is there any kind of dog that looks like this tiger spot, this is mostly because of the color of its fur, just thinking of this, this big dog "whined" and barked, it turns out that he is a tiger? It seems that it is not a tiger, it is half dog and half tiger.

Han Zhen exclaimed, how could there be mutation here, or it could be regarded as Resident Evil, it was all wrong, could it be a monster?

Seeing that Qingyuan was hiding behind him, Wan Idiot was angry that he was greedy for life and afraid of death, so he took advantage of his inattention and pulled him forward and kicked the big dog hard.

Qingyuan pounced on the big dog with the strength of being kicked. The big dog stared at him for a moment and was about to bite him.

In a hurry, Qingyuan grabbed Chang Qing's two legs casually and blocked them in front of him. At this time, Chang Qing's upper body and legs have not yet knotted, just a little bit.

The big dog bit Changqing's two legs and quickly ran outside.

Han Zhen and Wan Idiot hurriedly chased out, and immediately disappeared from the big dog.

After going back, Wan Idiot was about to beat Qingyuan for a while, but found that he had slipped away again during this gap.

This is a big bad thing, Chang Qing's legs are gone, and the chance of resurrection is even smaller.

Han Zhen hurriedly called the guards and ordered them to search the palace carefully to see who was raising the beast.

Wan Idiot sent an order at the same time, and went all out to search for Qingyuan, and if he couldn't be caught alive, he would correct the law on the spot.

The two of them were depressed, and suddenly they heard someone talking in the room, and the voice was extremely weak, it was a woman's voice. looked around, didn't see any outsiders, and then looked at Changqing, and saw that she was talking.

Han Zhen was overjoyed and sighed that this life was not easy, so that she could come back to life.

With a burst of excitement, he hugged her and said, "Changqing, it's great that you can survive, I thought you were ......"

Chang Qing only found out that his legs were missing at this time, and he was extremely emotional, so he hurriedly asked.

Han Zhen comforted again and again, saying that the leg was stolen by someone else, but please rest assured that she will definitely be able to get it back.

I thought that Chang Qing would not believe it, make a fuss, or commit suicide or something, but she believed Han Zhen very much, calmed her emotions and said: "Since the emperor has ordered it, I think my leg will not be stolen far." Even if you don't have legs, I can help you clean up your little Cuicui. ”

Han Zhen couldn't help but kiss her and said: "Changqing, your name is very good, Evergreen Ivy, even if you are in a wheelchair, you can help me subdue the demon, I am really disabled, admire." ”

Chang Qing was a little embarrassed by his kiss, a little shy, and lowered his head slightly.

Han Zhen looked at Chang Qing's well-behaved appearance, and also resented Qingyuan, this thief monk, greedy for life and afraid of death at a time of crisis, used other people's beautiful legs to prevent disasters for himself, if I wanted to catch him, I had to beat him half to death.

Chang Qing called Han Zhen to his side and talked about his first plan to submit Xiao Cuicui.

"Your Majesty, you need to go to the palace and find a few young and good-looking women to bring to me. ”

Han Zhen was confused, what do you want a few beauties to do for no reason, if a man can understand, could it be that this evergreen is a man dressed as a woman, and now he sees that he is crippled, so he takes the opportunity to catch a few beauties?

Seeing Han Zhen looking at her suspiciously, Chang Qing sighed and said: "Your Majesty, what were you thinking about just now, I want beautiful women to raise insects, these little insect demons in my body, after eating beautiful women, you can have better nutrients, they are good, I can help you defeat Xiao Cuicui." ”

Han Zhen was very puzzled and asked, "Why do you have to eat beautiful women, isn't it better for me to collect some heinous ugly men for you to eat?"

Chang Qing explained: "The insects in my body are all males, they reject males, they only eat females, and they will not eat if they are not good-looking, and would rather starve to death. ”

Being a bug is so dignified, Han Zhen completely understands, maybe this evergreen is not a good kind in the first place, he is a half-demon and half-Gu alien, in order to practice for himself, he must not know how many people have been killed before. Now I can't turn my face with her, I can only do what she asks.

Wan Idiot knew Han Zhen's character very well, and knew that he was definitely unwilling to kill more innocents, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, you don't have to worry too much, we just need to find a few palace maids and concubines who have lost their virtues." Those palace ladies were all left by Xianzong, and they are not yours. ”

Han Zhen's face was embarrassed, so he reluctantly agreed.

Now I am a little worried, and when I go back to see Xiao Cuicui, I still have to find another house. Xiao Cuicui was afraid that she would have to face it sooner or later, but if she could hide for a moment, it would be a moment, and at that moment Han Zhen decided to find another palace to live in.

Wan Idiot called two bold palace maids to serve Changqing, who was only half of his body left, and temporarily settled him in his residence.

Han Zhen left here with Wan Idiot and walked towards the palace courtyard. Regarding the matter of getting a few beautiful women to feed the insects that Chang Qing proposed just now, Han Zhen still decided to give up this idea, one is too cruel, and the other is that he suspects that this Chang Qing and Xiao Cuicui belong to the same kind of weirdness, even if Xiao Cuicui is cleaned up now, Chang Qing can easily become the second Xiao Cuicui.