Chapter 124: The Abandoned Concubine Monster
Seeing his worried look, Wan Idiot patted him on the shoulder and said, "Your Majesty, we have come all the way, the wind and waves have passed, and we will be afraid of such a little broken kingfisher, there will definitely be a way." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Han Zhen nodded, patted Wan Idiot's bald head and said, "It's great to have friends by my side, I don't know how many times I've died without you." ”
He usually pretends to be strict with Wan Idiot, but in fact, he still favors him very much in his heart, and he is also very clear about these Wan Idiots, but now Han Zhen is suddenly like this, and Wan Idiot feels a little uncomfortable.
Although there were many difficulties in the past, he had never seen Han Zhen so troubled as he is today, and he racked his brains to find a way to make him happy.
The two of them walked aimlessly, and approached a palace house, and by the light of the fire in front of the door, they saw that the buildings here were more beautiful than the others.
Wan Idiot smiled at Han Zhen and said, "Your Majesty, how can others live in such a good house, let's go in and drive him out, and you can live in peace." ”
Han Zhen felt that this was very inappropriate, and turned around to leave, but suddenly heard a woman's cry from inside.
The two were a little curious, and couldn't help but sneak closer to see what was going on.
Each of them slightly pierced a layer of window paper and looked in.
I saw a woman sitting on a stool, dressed in brocade clothes and jade ornaments, and she knew that she was a concubine or something like that.
There was a woman kneeling in front of her, looking at the costume, this woman was a palace maid, and she kept wiping her tears, still crying.
The concubine grabbed the palace maid's ear and asked, "Do you know what you did wrong?"
The palace maid shook her head and said: "The slave maid doesn't know, please make it clear to the maid, the slave maid will definitely change in the future." ”
The concubine kicked the palace maid to the ground, stepped on her face and shouted, "If you don't know, just keep thinking." ”
The palace maid had the courage to look up and said, "Niangniang, isn't the hair that the slave maid combed for you beautiful?"
The concubine quickly stretched out her hand, ripped the bun on the palace maid's head, and grabbed it all over her head, and soon, the palace maid was unkempt by her, and she was very embarrassed.
The concubine grabbed the palace maid's hair before she gave up, and scolded: "It's not the hair problem, and then I thought." ”
Han Zhen couldn't laugh or cry, it's not a hair problem, why are you messing up other people's hair, this is simply perverted.
Wan Idiot whispered to Han Zhen: "Your Majesty, this way of interrogating prisoners is good, and it is worth emulating." If the prisoner changes the subject, he will clean up where he is transferred. ”
The concubine continued to ask, but the palace maid didn't dare to slack off, and replied: "Niangniang, is the tea I made for you not hot enough, and it tastes good when it's cold." ”
The concubine quickly took another pot of water, and poured it all on the head of the palace maid, and the water was still steaming, this water was a little hot, although it was not like boiling water, but it was also easy to burn people.
Han Zhen couldn't stand it anymore, so he was going to bang on the door and take care of this idle matter. Wan Idiot grabbed him and motioned for another look.
The palace maid didn't dare to be silent, and hurriedly guessed again: "Niangniang, did I salute the princess when I saw her today, I know that you are mortal enemies with her, but my little slave does not dare to offend her." ”
The concubine raised her head and smiled, and replied: "It's not a thing, but I think you are really a natural cheap embryo, and you want to kneel when you see anyone." ”
Wan Idiot took Han Zhen aside and asked, "Your Majesty, let's guess, how this concubine will punish this palace maid next, in my opinion, she should be made to kneel on rattan or broken porcelain, guess." ”
Han Zhen sighed and said, "This matter is not fun at all. Let's go in and save the poor maid." Wan bald donkey, why are you so excited to see others suffering. ”
The two couldn't help but continue to look inside, only to see that the concubine called two more people, dropped the two tables in the room together, and then placed another stool on the high table.
Han Zhen was a little puzzled, this is what it looks like to repair the light bulb, and there is no light bulb to repair here.
Soon I heard the concubine shouting and scolding the palace maid just now: "Cheap slave, climb up, climb to the highest place and kneel on the stool." ”
Han Zhen was just about to kick the door, but Wan Idiot stopped him tightly and said, "Your Majesty, wait a minute, the old man agreed to save people, but for the sake of safety, it would be better for us to bring some guards." ”
Han Zhen waved his hand and ordered Wan Idiot to summon the guards quickly.
Wan Idiot still didn't leave after listening to the order, and saw the palace maid climb onto the stool on a high place and kneel down tremblingly.
The concubine kicked the stool, and the palace maid fell down at once, only to hear a "boom", followed by a "ah" and a sharp scream of the palace maid.
The maid of the palace fell down, hit her head on the ground, shed blood all over the ground, and died on the spot.
Han Zhen was immediately full of anger, and slapped Wan Idiot's bald head with a "snap", blaming him for not giving first aid.
The concubine's voice came from inside: "What person?"
Soon the concubine flashed out with two palace maids.
Seeing that Han Zhen was wearing a dragon robe, the two palace maids hurriedly knelt down and greeted him.
But the concubine had some disdain on her face, and said with some contempt in her tone: "I have heard of this new little emperor for a long time, but today is the first time I have seen it." I heard that you used to be an errand boy under Princess Yao, and the relationship between this palace and Princess Yao is very good. ”
Han Zhen was even more angry and said: "Killing people pays for your life, today you evil concubine will inevitably die." ”
The concubine giggled and said, "Yes, if you die here today, Yao Ting, this little girl, will thank me well." ”
Wan Idiot was afraid that Han Zhen would suffer a loss, so he didn't have time to call the guards to return first.
Han Zhen and Wan Idiot were just about to rush to this concubine to take it down, when a black shadow quickly rushed out and pounced on Han Zhen and Wan Idiot. This black shadow is the half-tiger, half-dog monster just now.
The monster bit one of Wan Zhen's legs, and both claws pressed Han Zhen to the ground at the same time.
The two of them were cured, and they couldn't escape from the monster with all their strength.
The concubine ordered the two palace maids to tie up Han Zhen and Wan Idiot.
Han Zhen and Wan Idiot were dragged into the house, and the concubine said to the two: "Do you die in my hands or do you want me to hand you over to Yao Ting?"
Even a small concubine of the former dynasty didn't put herself in his eyes, Han Zhen felt that there was no face at this time, only ten thousand idiots respected themselves as emperors every day, and they just served loyally, thinking that others were like today's concubines, and they looked down on themselves in their bones.
Maybe it's because I'm usually too benevolent and doesn't have a bit of the emperor's majesty, so no one is afraid of me.
Take the prince's usurpation as an example, such a serious crime, he actually released him for the first time, this emperor is definitely not like this.
Wan Idiot looked for an opportunity to postpone the time, and tried his best to say to the concubine: "Of course we want to meet Princess Yao, and of course she has the final say whether we want to live or die, how can you make your own decisions." ”
As he spoke, he raised his head and looked around the room.
The concubine said: "Little monk, what are you looking at with these two eyes, tell me if it's okay." ”
Han Zhen preemptively replied for Wan Idiot: "Master Wan didn't look at anything, just here to see if there are any cobwebs." As soon as the words came out, he felt that something was wrong, with the character of this concubine, maybe how to rectify the idiot.
Hmph, the master said that it is a spider web, where are there spiders in this winter.
The concubine waved her hand, and the palace maid handed over a brocade box.
She opened the brocade box, and inside was a palm-sized black spider with its legs stretched out and moving.
Wan Idiot lowered his head and said: "Your Majesty, this is trouble, I have long suspected that this adulterous concubine is not simple, and sure enough, she also raises poisonous spiders." How did you mention the spider so well, otherwise she wouldn't have thought of it. ”
Previously, the palace maid mentioned her hair, and the concubine fiddled with her hair, which made Han Zhen mention the spider...... It stands to reason that she had to take the spider out, and then it did, and this is the way the idiot is going to learn from her.
Han Zhen couldn't help but laugh when he saw Wan Idiot's embarrassed look, he was rarely scared when he was usually seen, and he had a feeling of retribution for a bad guy when he saw him like this.
The concubine glanced at Han Zhen and said, "Little Emperor, what is so happy, I just don't like others to laugh in front of me, I want him to cry when others laugh." ”
Seeing that the situation was not good, Wan Idiot didn't have time to intercede for Han Zhen, and the concubine had already put the poisonous spider on Han Zhen's shoulder.
The poisonous spider crawled down Han Zhen's shoulder to his face, and then walked around his face, he felt a fluffy itching sensation, and his heart beat rapidly, worried that this poisonous spider would hurt him.
Wan Idiot's eyes closed deeply, and he said: "Demon Concubine, your little trick is nothing, the old man has seen a lot." Even if you come to a group of spiders, the old man will smile and ignore them. ”
"I'm a fool, I can't talk nonsense in front of this demon concubine, what kind of spiders are you mentioning. Han Zhen said with a bitter face.
The concubine suddenly had a sad face, looked at the two of them and said: "Alas, this matter has stumped me, nine out of ten of the prey I caught in the past were so scared that they peed their pants, but the two of you are still talking and laughing, you come and go, and talk so energetically, this is the biggest failure for me." ”
Han Zhen saw that the spider had crawled to his mouth, and in order to prove that he was not afraid, he said very presumptuously: "The master is hungry, there is such a good spider to his mouth, it is really a blessing, come in quickly, help me fill my stomach." ”
The spider crawled over and on top of him, just walking back and forth, without harming him.
Seeing this, Wan Idiot also said proudly: "It seems that this demon concubine has no other means." I advise you to let the two of us go, maybe we can leave you a whole corpse. ”
"Hey, that's a good point, you monk is very cute, and you gave me a hint, the whole corpse. I don't usually have a whole corpse here. The concubine said.
She made a gesture, and the two palace maids brought two legs over.
Han Zhen looked at it idiotically, only to find that it was Changqing's lower body, which was still bleeding at this time.
The concubine ordered the palace maid to put these two bloody legs on Wan Zhi's head, and the blood that poured down stained Wan Zhi's body.
Han Zhen glanced at the concubine and said: "Soldiers can be killed, but they can't be humiliated, if they want to kill, they will be killed, why tease the grandfathers." ”
Wan Idiot closed his eyes, trying to hold his breath and not smell the blood, but despite this, he still felt nauseous, unwilling to be treated, and shouted outward: "Help, the emperor is here, hurry up and come to escort." ”
The concubine shook her head and said, "It's very boring, I'm tired of playing in this palace, so I'll send you on the road." ”
She went to the wall and took down the long sword, pulled it out with a "brush", and forced Han Zhen with a sword.
Feeling this cold blade, Han Zhen really didn't expect that he would die in the hands of such an abandoned concubine in the end.
Wan Idiot shouted: "Slow, this concubine, let's kill it like this, isn't it too cheap for us, in fact, Lao Wei still has a lot of good ways to judge people, including you can play the two of us to the point that you can't survive or die." ”
The concubine threw the sword in her hand aside, clapped her hands and said, "What an interesting monk, tell me your method of interrogation." ”
Han Zhen knew that Wan Idiot was using this as an excuse to delay time, waiting for the guards to come to the rescue, but if he was interrogated for a while, and the guards didn't come to save him in the end, wouldn't it be even worse.