In the crematorium.

At this time, Xia Diao looked at the stopped cutter and slowly breathed a sigh of relief!

Then, Xia Diao's heart suddenly ignited with anger!

"If I hadn't dodged quickly, I would have been chopped up quickly!" Xia Diao looked at the hole at his feet, slowly twisted his body, and crawled towards the hole!

Outside the furnace.

"Old horse, there was a scream from the furnace just now!

"Isn't that man already dead!" the thick-lipped female worker had horror on her face, and the shovel in her hand trembled slightly!

The garlic-nosed middle-aged worker met the female worker's gaze, and he was also a little overwhelmed:

"I don't know, it's a corpse!"

"Even if you cheat the corpse, I cut it with the knife just now, and I have to lie back when I sit up!"

"What now, or... Let's open it first!" As he spoke, the middle-aged worker slowly walked to the entrance of the outer furnace hole, tremblingly helped the side of the stove, and slowly moved his neck to see what was going on in the cave!

Hmmm——

At this moment, a huge skull suddenly came out of the hole, and the bronze bell-like eyes stared at the middle-aged worker!

"Ah!——h

Touch!

Looking at the sudden appearance of the head, the middle-aged worker was so frightened that he hurriedly took a few steps back, stepped on the shovel that the female worker put on the ground, and fell directly!

Seeing this, Xia Diao slowly crawled out of the hole, patted the ashes on his body, and looked angry:

"I know that your cutter almost killed me! If I hadn't dodged quickly, I'd be half left!"

"What the hell are you... It's a human or a ghost!" The female worker on the side looked at Xia Diao carefully, her face was frightened, and she didn't miss a single detail!

"Do ghosts fart?" Xia Diao's eyes rolled, with a meaningful expression!

"What do you mean?" The middle-aged worker was stunned for a moment, does this ghost have anything to do with farting!

Bang !——

Just then, a loud bang rang out, and then a strange smell began to spread!

And Xia Diao laughed, and then the smile gradually became weird, and slowly closed the window on the side!

"What are you going to do! Stop! No! No——"

"Ahem, ahem, aa! Help! windows!"

"Help help me!"

In the screams, the two workers turned pale and covered their noses, but they still couldn't stop the inhalation of the taste!

Until they collapsed to the ground weakly!

"The durian sweet potato cake I ate last time had a good effect!" Looking at this scene, Er Xia Diao rubbed his nose and showed a satisfied smile!

"-Ding, congratulations to the host for farting as soon as he crossed, this fart Tianxiu has successfully activated the anti-routine Xiuer system!"

"-Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1000 excellent points!"

"-Ding, congratulations to the host for unlocking Xiu'er Mall!"

"-Ding, congratulations to the host for unlocking the inheritance function!"

Listening to the voice in his head, a light curtain appeared in front of Xia Diao's eyes that only he could see!

Host: Xia Diao

Identity: Ordinary person (a sand sculpture)

Realm: Level 0 human life (hands can bind chickens, have a certain strength)

Excellent value: 1000 points

Occupation: None

Location: Local galaxy group, Milky Way, Earth, Huaxia, Wuchuan Province, Tuna City, Eastern Suburbs Crematorium!

"!" Looking at the scene in front of him, Xia Diao's eyes stared at the boss!

"Hahaha!"

"What kind of system is this, at first glance, it is in line with my identity anti-heaven artifact!"

Taking advantage of the fact that the two workers were collapsed and weak, Xia Diao directly opened the door and walked away!

......

Soon, Xia Diao came out of the crematorium.

"System, when is it?"

"—Ding, October 1, 2055!"

"Nani, 2055?"

Before, due to the urgency of the situation, Xia Diao didn't think much about it, and at this time, he found out that the memory of the original owner was always there!

Wow!!

Suddenly, memories slowly emerged:

Original owner: Xia Diao, twenty years old!

The descendants of the top Xia family.

His parents died unexpectedly, and he was weak and had no special talents, but he was provoked by his uncle and sister-in-law, who hated his parents, and was abandoned!

But it seems that this is only what he knows on the surface, and he doesn't know what it is, but even if he does, it's useless!

Now a man sells fish for a living in the city of Tuna.

Last month, a gang of bad people came to the nearby market, and Xia Diao was charged protection money, and because he couldn't pay it, he was interrupted Jio!

He couldn't pay the medical bills, coupled with his weak physique, he died with hatred at home, and was finally found by a "kind" neighbor and sent to the crematorium!

That's really a "kind" neighbor!

Xia Diao raised his eyebrows:

"Abilities?"

"Isn't it a world?"

"And my parents died inexplicably, this must not be as simple as it seems!"

"Forget it, now that I've taken over your body, I'll take care of your business, don't worry, I won't spoil your body!"

"Hahaha!" Xia Diao laughed, searched his pocket, and was suddenly stunned:

"Oh no, confirmed death, everything should have been taken away!" Xia Diao's face was a little embarrassed, this guy's ID card is gone, if you go again, I don't know how troublesome it will be!

"-Ding, don't worry about the host, the system has already been thought through!"

"I have already handled the ID card of the Iraqi household registration for the host and the word is the glory 100 mobile phone, and the ID card is the kind that the child can get an AK at birth!"

Xia Diao: "???"

"......" looked at the neatly handwritten three words Iraq on his ID card, and the corners of Xia Diao's mouth twitched slightly!

After all, it's not Iraq in Huaxia, and if you take AK, you will be arrested and imprisoned!

"Think about it carefully, although you can't take AK, it's definitely a pretending weapon!" Thinking of this, Xia Diao smiled excitedly again!

At this time, Xia Diao looked at his words for the mobile phone, indeed the things in 2055 are different, double-sided screen, available before and after, and the 6G network has been popularized!

turned on the phone, Du Ye was still the same Du Ye, he checked the information of this world and found that it didn't seem to have changed much from before!

"Isn't it another world?" Thinking of this, Xia Diao's face changed, and he gradually became gloomy:

"Could it be that I have traveled to the future, these forty years have passed, my parents, Li Goudan, who stole dung and watered flowers together, the widow of the enchanting king next door, and my little flower pig, are all dead?"

"The spicy strips I have stored for half a year are also moldy?"

"-Ding, don't worry about the host, this is a parallel universe, and the original owner is the summer eagle of this world!"

"If the host wants to go back, please get enough excellent points for the host to reach a certain strength, and then you can travel through the parallel universe and return to the original world!"

"That's good... The spicy strips are fine!" Hearing this, Xia Diao breathed a sigh of relief:

"System, how to get excellent values!"

Xia Diao asked, after all, if you get such an artifact, if you don't know how to use it, then how can you pretend to be forced!

"-Ding, as the name suggests, as Xiu'er, as long as Director Su pretends to be forced and pretends to be good enough, the system will absorb excellent energy and get excellent value rewards according to the excellence of this matter!

In addition, when facing people with different strengths, the excellent points obtained are also different!

"Merit can be exchanged for everything!"

"Everything ......" Hearing this, Xia Diao remembered the Iraqi nationality ID card that appeared out of thin air before, and his face was full of joy!

"As long as I become the king of pretending, I can go back!" Thinking of this, Xia Diao squeezed the camel tightly, and his deep eyes like a starry sky shone with a little light!

His tone was heavy and slow:

"In this short life, we will all die eventually!"

"Let's be bold!"

"Love someone, climb a mountain, chase a dream...!"

"And my dreams!"

"To become, the greatest... Pretend to be the king!"

However, at this time, the voice of the system came:

"-Ding, stupid idea, Xiu'er is not a pretending king!"

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