Chapter 2 Anti-Routine System
"Brother, say it quickly, I'll listen!" the young man stared at Xia Diao's serious face!
Xia Diao let go of the lump that had been pinching tightly:
"Ahem...... After my death, if foreign tribes invade and plant this cabbage in my grave, I will break through the ground! Fight for the country! Remember, don't use cement to build my grave, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to arch out at that time!"
Youth: "???"
At this time, Xia Diao's consciousness was getting more and more blurred, his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and he knew that he was about to lose his breath!
The corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he sneered, and then his right hand was slowly raised, slowly putting it into his nostrils!
A few seconds later, Xia Diao used all his strength to dig out all the boogers, because he knew that even if he died, the clean nostrils would make future generations think that he was a clean young man who loved to pick his nostrils!
So that he can die with peace of mind!
"The closer you get to death, the more you can understand the true meaning of life......
After speaking, Xia Diao's eyelids gradually closed.
"Don't sleep, wake up!"
"Big Brother ......"
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"-Ding, Xiu'er detected!
"-Ding, eligible! Fusion anti-routine Xiu'er system!"
"-Ding, host confirmed!"
"-Ding, the host is detected to be hitting the street, arrange a crossing!"
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"Where is this, how do I feel a little groggy?"
Looking at the white expanse around him, Xia Diao felt a little stunned!
"I remember, I'm dead!"
Thinking of this, Xia Diao suddenly realized, and then naturally lay on the ground and closed his eyes!
But at this moment, he suddenly realized that he couldn't close his eyes!
"What's going on, I'm not dead!"
"Shut up for you!"
Thinking of this, Xia Diao looked annoyed, and blinked his eyes frantically and tried to close them, but no matter how hard he tried, it was useless!
"Forget it, if you can't close it, you can't close it!"
Seeing that his efforts were useless, Xia Diao stood up helplessly and began to look at the surrounding environment!
White!
It's only white here!
Because everything is white, Xia Diao can't even tell where the sky is and where the ground is, or whether there is a sky and the ground!
Just when he had some doubts, some images began to appear in the space around him!
The first picture is a little kid peeing upside down and finally drinking himself!
The second scene is a teenager peeing on a telephone pole and then being electrocuted and sent himself to the hospital!
The third scene is of a teenager who makes a fat man jump on a seesaw on the opposite side, and he spirals into the sky!
Seeing these pictures, Xia Diao was slightly stunned, and then reacted, this is his memory, and those pictures are his childhood!
"It turns out that I was so simple when I was a child, I don't believe that I wasn't handsome at all!"
Xia Diao looked at the surrounding picture with a disbelief on his face, and after looking for a long time, he seemed to have finally found a slightly more normal picture!
That's a young man buying groceries!
A sunny smile with a basketball in his hand!
"I'll just say, I used to be handsome!"
Seeing this, a smile appeared on the corner of Xia Diao's mouth, and then he couldn't wait to continue to look down!
Soon Xia Diao in the picture bought a large cabbage, and then picked up the basketball very handsomely and spun it around, while humming a small song in his mouth:
"Chicken, you're so beautiful!"
And at this time, the old woman who sold vegetables padd the cabbage, and said to Xia Diao in the picture with an idiot look:
"Young man, do you have a bundle of vegetables?"
The old woman's tone seemed to emphasize the three words of vegetable bundles, and it seemed to have other intentions!
This made Xia Diao in the picture stunned for a moment, and he didn't seem to have reacted yet:
"Bundle, bundle!"
Xia Diao: "???"
Click!
Before Xia Diao could continue to say anything, a big crack suddenly opened in the whole world, and those pictures disappeared with it, and the whole world disappeared as well!
Immediately after that, he vaguely heard the words of the system and Xiu'er!
After a while!
Xia Diao suddenly felt that his head seemed to be getting clearer and clearer, and everything just now seemed to be a dream!
"Dream ......"
As soon as he thought of this, he suddenly reacted, and then gradually felt the presence of eyelids!
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In 2055.
10:20 a.m.
Crematorium.
"Died at such a young age...... Looking at the corpse of a young man in front of him, a middle-aged worker with a garlic nose sighed!
He remembered his son, who was about the same age as this young man, but he didn't expect that when his son was still at school age, someone about his age would enter the crematorium!
This has to be said to be a kind of sadness!
"How the hell did he die!" Looking at the slightly handsome face of the young man's corpse and the severed legs, the middle-aged worker couldn't help but be in a daze:
"Did he get caught stealing?"
"Old Ma, what are you talking about, we still have more than 20 corpses that have not been burned today!"
"I'm done with an early meal!" A middle-aged female worker with thick lips and holding her hair next to her frowned and patted him on the shoulder!
"Howler!" The middle-aged worker hurriedly straightened up, as if nothing had happened, and quickly lifted the young man's body and put it into an iron bed with a corpse that was two meters long and one meter wide!
Then he pushed the iron bed to a huge stove!
This is the outer furnace where the crematorium burns the corpses, and the corpses sent generally have to go through the outer furnace first, cut the body surface, sprinkle with gasoline, and then go to the inner furnace for burning!
Otherwise, if the body is not cut, it may explode during the incineration process!
As the middle-aged worker turned on the switch, a sound of the machine was heard, and the young corpse was gradually sent into the furnace!
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"Dream ......"
As Xia Diao's consciousness gradually sobered up, he vaguely heard a slightly hoarse male voice and a mature female voice:
“...... Stealing...... Burn...... Eat...?"
"What! Someone steals and burns it to eat!?" As soon as he thought of this, Xia Diao suddenly woke up and opened his eyes directly!
The sound of the machine trembling in my ears continued, and a cutter was being cut off on my head!
"!" Seeing this, Xia Diao didn't have time to think about his current identity, his face changed greatly!
Scold!
With the sound of the overhead cutter slashing on the iron plate, Xia Diao narrowly escaped this chop!
But obviously, the machine was not ready to slash directly, and the second cutter trembled above Xia Diao's head, and it seemed that it was about to fall again!
And the space in the outer furnace is small, if you come down this time, Xia Diao can hardly dodge!
Seeing this, Xia Diao's eyes were about to split, and he roared:
"Ahh
A hoarse scream sounded instantly, which frightened the ears of the middle-aged workers who were using the machine, and they almost became deaf!
However, he also stopped the movement in his hand, his face was stunned in place, and the cutter above Xia Diao's head also stopped!
"I seem to hear it...... There was a scream from the furnace outside?!" The female worker next to her was also frightened, and she didn't know what to do for a while!
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Outside the crematorium.
"I think I hear something?" said an old lady passing by, rubbing her ears, wondering if she had misheard:
"Isn't this kind of voice only for the Chinese New Year?" Thinking of this, the old lady swallowed her saliva:
"Suddenly I want to eat pork, what's going on in this crematorium, killing pigs?"
"Forget it, I'm just going to buy some food!" After speaking, the old lady rubbed her rickety waist and left slowly!
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