Portal 032 is teasing me
Ji Danhuang ran out to save money, and ran back to log on to the TB website to buy suitable equipment. At the beginning, Ji Danhuang was still a little anxious, lest Ren Bikong would be impatient to wait and not let him buy it. But after choosing for a while, I found that Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang sat face to face and were very quiet, neither urging him to hurry up, nor making endless noise, but their expressions changed quickly, and they often smiled backwards and forwards.
Ji Danhuang couldn't help but be a little strange, he didn't understand why these two talkers were suddenly so quiet, but he didn't know that Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Charter were completely using spells to communicate. The two of them talked nonsense all over the world, but Ji Danhuang couldn't even hear half a word.
Since there was no one urging, Ji Danhuang was happy to be leisurely, and carefully selected one by one. By the time he took pictures of the goods and paid for them, it was already half past two in the afternoon.
The things he wanted had already been ordered, Ji Danhuang was happy in his heart, and asked Ren Bikong happily: "Master, Master, should we hurry up and continue to cultivate?"
Ren Bikong nodded: "Well, yes, the good apprentice knows how to cultivate." However, don't you think there's one more thing you need to do before you cultivate?"
Ji Danhuang was slightly stunned: "What else do you need to do?"
Well, the things sent by Tang Yuzhu have been put away, and the equipment they want to buy has also been bought, and it seems that there is nothing else to do. However, after being reminded by his master, he seemed to have forgotten something.
What the hell is going on? Why can't you remember?
Seeing that Ji Danhuang looked like he was thinking hard and meditating without results, Wei Chi Xianzhang couldn't help it: "My stupid nephew, don't you think you smell a lot on your body? You fell into cow dung just now, and you haven't taken a shower and changed your clothes since you came back!"
"Ahh
Ji Danhuang then remembered that he hadn't cleaned up the filth on his body yet!
Wait, did he just go to the bank with cow dung on his head? No wonder the bank staff looked at him as if he was looking at a nervous disorder!
Ji Danhuang screamed, dodged into the bathroom, didn't even take off his clothes, turned on the faucet and began to rinse the filth on his body. After wandering around for hours with such filth and not realizing it, how dull his brain was!
After a period of tossing, Ji Danhuang finally washed himself up, and even used up most of the bottles of shower gel. I don't know if it's an illusion, Ji Danhuang still feels that his body is smelly and full of cow dung.
Ji Danhuang frowned, holding back his nausea, curious how he had ignored this strong smell before.
He really wanted to get back to the way he felt before! Although he was disgusted by others, he was not disgusted by himself. It's good now, others are not disgusting, but he still feels that he still feels that he still has cow dung stuck to his body.
"Okay, okay, it's clean, don't smell it. Ren Bikong stretched his waist and stood up, "Good apprentice, open the portal and go back, and see if you have forgotten what the master just taught you." ”
Regarding the portal, Ji Danhuang still had some lingering palpitations, lest he accidentally fall into some strange place: "Master, I'm ...... This ...... "I really don't want to open the portal."
Ren Bikong grinned: "It's okay, you drive yours, there are Wei Shi and Eighth Master Uncle, and you won't be able to make the mistake last time." Come on, try again. Raised his hand, signaling Ji Danhuang to do it boldly, if something happened, there would be these two masters covered.
Looking at Ren Bikong's encouraging eyes, and then at Wei Chixian's calm smile, Ji Danhuang suddenly felt full of confidence. Thinking back to what he had learned before, Ji Danhuang took a deep breath, mobilized the strength in his body, and his fingers slowly swam in the air.
When the last action was completed, Ji Danhuang was dumbfounded. The portal failed to open!
Isn't it? He was obviously very serious just now! How could this be! Then how did he open the portal before, and how did he do it?
God, are you playing with me?
Wei Chi Charter obviously didn't expect such a result, and the whole person was stunned, while Ren Bikong rolled his eyes with an expression of "I knew it would be like this". Cases like this that suddenly succeeded and suddenly failed have happened to Ji Danhuang countless times. If it weren't for that, he wouldn't have grabbed Ji Danhuang to fry all day and day long, and frantically practiced the control of ice and fire.
This time, do you want to grab Ji Danhuang to open and close the portal crazily?
Ren Bikong thought about that scene, and felt a little twitching. But there is no way, if you don't do this, Ji Danhuang estimates that it will be difficult to learn the portal. I can't learn the portal, and I don't have to think about the boundary gate in the future.
"Ahem!" Ren Bikong cleared his throat and walked up to pat Ji Danhuang on the shoulder, "Good apprentice, it's okay, who hasn't made a mistake in this life?" ”
Ji Danhuang was in a state of confusion, and when he heard Ren Bikong say this, he felt that he might have been too nervous just now. So, Ji Danhuang stretched out his arms and shook his legs, relaxed his body, regathered his breath, and reached out to quickly draw a spell in the air.
This time, as before, there was no reaction in the air, and the portal failed to open.
Ji Danhuang was stunned for a moment, looked at his hands, and obviously couldn't believe that he had failed twice in a row. Continue to relax, breathe deeply, and gather your energy to draw a charm...... Well, the third time failed again.
"Master," Ji Danhuang was anxious, "this...... Why didn't this work?" he had obviously succeeded once before! Although there was a slight mistake, it was not impossible to open the portal!
It's only been a few hours, how can he fail again and again?
Ren Bikong smiled good-naturedly: "It's okay, it's okay, you continue, try a few more times." You're mostly not proficient yet, and you'll be fine after a few successes. ”
Ji Danhuang nodded, gathering his breath seriously, his fingers swiped around in the air, but the portal never opened. And Ji Danhuang's appearance, no matter how you look at it, it looks like Duan Yu who can't use the six-vein divine sword.
I'm open! I'm open!
After trying for a long time without success, Ji Danhuang was completely anxious.
I'll you, you opened the portal once! You've been successful before, how can you say that you won't show up if you don't show up? Are your family members aware of your arrogance?
Please, aren't you really kidding me? If not, open it quickly to prove that Lao Tzu really knows how to use portals!
Wei Chi Xianzhang looked at Ji Danhuang from the side, his face was red with anxiety, his neck was thick, he opened his mouth, and finally said nothing. For the first time in his life, he really didn't know what to say.
Speechless, that's it.
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