031 Greetings from the school flower
Standing in his bedroom, Ji Danhuang patted his chest in horror to soothe his little heart beating wildly. When he turned around and saw Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang standing behind him with a smile, he suddenly felt that the world was sunny, and even the smell of cow dung on his body could no longer be smelled.
"Master, Eighth Uncle, I opened the portal in the wrong place!"
Ren Bikong helplessly raised his forehead: "Of course we know that you opened the door in the wrong place, otherwise why do you think I would suddenly appear?" Silly apprentice, you are still too impatient to do things, and you have to practice more of what you taught you before, and you haven't worked hard enough." ”
Ji Danhuang nodded vigorously: "Got it!"
This time it will go wrong and it will fall on the cow dung heap, and the next time it will go wrong, God knows if it will fall into something more disgusting. He didn't want to try it again!
Ah, yes!
Thinking that the courier hadn't been picked up yet, Ji Danhuang was about to rush out in a hurry to chase the courier brother. However, as soon as he turned around, his arm was grabbed by Ren Bikong, and a rectangular package appeared in front of him in the next second.
Ji Danhuang took a closer look at the sender's name, who was it if it wasn't Tang Yuzhu!
Wei Chi Xianzhang said with a smile: "Don't worry, we have already helped you get it back by courier, just three minutes after you finished calling the courier brother." ”
Before, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang heard that Ji Danhuang's package was sent, so they decided to take this opportunity to teach Ji Danhuang the way to open the portal. After all, Ji Danhuang would only study hard when spells were useful to him.
However, no one knew how long it would take Ji Danhuang to learn the portal. In order not to delay picking up the express, Wei Chi Charter took advantage of the time when Ren Bikong taught Ji Danhuang's spells, and went back to Ji Danhuang's home first and picked up the express for him. In this way, Ji Danhuang not only learned how to open the portal, but also did not miss the important express.
Seeing Ji Danhuang staring at the package in a daze and not responding, Wei Chi Xianzhang couldn't help but be happy: "Silly boy, what are you still doing in a daze, don't you open it and see what's inside?"
Ji Danhuang reacted at this time, grabbed the package, and opened it in three or two clicks. In the cardboard box, there are a variety of local snacks, and when opened, it exudes a strong fragrance, which makes people eat greatly.
Ji Danhuang happily took out these things in the same way, looked at them carefully and carefully, and liked them very much, and when he saw enough, he took out a small bit of each one and tasted it, and then carefully covered the lid and stacked it neatly on the table.
How could he be willing to eat it all at once? However, he really didn't expect that Tang Yuzhu would remember his classmate who had never met him a few times, and he also sent him delicious food!
Could it be that this is the so-called "seeing the truth in adversity"? He can be regarded as having fought side by side with Tang Yuzhu, and because of this, Tang Yuzhu firmly remembered him?
Roar, happy!
Put away those delicious ones carefully, Ji Danhuang checked if there was anything else in the cardboard box, and as soon as he reached out, he touched a stack of photos in a plastic bag. Ji Danhuang opened the plastic bag curiously, and the whole person was like being beaten with chicken blood, and he was excited all of a sudden!
I didn't expect the school flower Tang Yuzhu to also like to play cosplay!
The pile of photos in Ji Danhuang's hand is Tang Yuzhu's cosplay feature photo. In the photo, Tang Yuzhu combs his ponytail, holding a spear and smiling heartily in the reflection of the setting sun.
At a glance, Ji Danhuang easily recognized that Tang Yuzhu's character was Wen Renyu.
Ji Danhuang looked at those photos over and over again, his whole person lit up, and the corners of his mouth were grinning to the root of his ears. Since Tang Yuzhu also likes to play cosplay, the two of them can shoot exterior scenes together with CP in the future! With his current body shape and appearance, nothing is a problem!
However, school is about to start soon, and he and Tang Yuzhu are going to report to their respective schools, so they may not have the opportunity to get together to shoot exterior scenes.
Thinking of this, Ji Danhuang couldn't help but feel a little lost, but after a few seconds, he became cheerful again. Although they are not in the same school in college, they still have winter and summer vacations!
Well, Tang Yuzhu is a Wenren feather this time, so shouldn't he hurry up and prepare a set of happy clothes! If Tang Yuzhu goes home before school starts, maybe they can still have the opportunity to go out to shoot a location to contact their relationship or something!
For the first time, Ji Danhuang found another thing that could talk to Tang Yuzhu in addition to studying for the exam. Moreover, it is a matter that can be discussed in depth. If the development is smooth, maybe you can confess to Tang Yuzhu, and then hold hands and move forward in the field of cosplay you like. Whether it is in the two-dimensional field or in the three-dimensional field, they will be the most perfect cp!
Ji Danhuang smirked, his brain suddenly became bigger again, from taking CP with Tang Yuzhu to shoot the exterior scene, all the way to a family of three wearing cos clothes and happily visiting the comic exhibition hand in hand, with a happy face and even snot bubbles beautiful.
That kind of life is really a victorious life!
Ji Danhuang was holding the photo here and opening his brain unguardedly, while Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang watched Ji Danhuang's brain make up "perfect life" in the back as if they were watching a movie, and their intestines were pumped together with laughter. When they met such a bear child who likes to think crankily, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Charter really didn't know what to say.
Forget it, if he wants to think nonsense, let him want to go. Although he is the master and uncle of this child, he is not even able to control other people's cranky thoughts.
Taking advantage of Ji Danhuang's cranky thoughts, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang quickly formulated the content of the afternoon's training. In view of the fact that Ji Danhuang's posture when he was chased around was really not good-looking, and his running speed and jumping ability seemed very cheating, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi decided to teach Ji Danhuang some simple light body kung fu this afternoon. It doesn't make him a master of flying through the walls and snow in a few hours, but at least it makes him run less ugly and doesn't look so helpless after jumping.
Although the light body kung fu is somewhat similar to the trick of escape, at some point, it is the most important thing to save your life. It doesn't matter if we can't beat it, we can still run, but if we can't run, then it's really over.
After making a detailed plan, Ji Danhuang was still immersed in his own cranky thoughts and couldn't extricate himself. As a last resort, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi had no choice but to forcibly drag him back to the three-dimensional world.
Ji Danhuang obviously fell too deep in his brain, and it took a long time for him to come to his senses with a dumb smile. Ren Bikong was just about to ask Ji Danhuang to open the portal again and try to see if he could return to the cultivation ground at the top of the mountain, but saw Ji Danhuang stretch out his palm to him and make a demanding action.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Ji Danhuang first smiled strangely, and only after laughing enough did he come up with a reckless face, "Master, did my mother give me two thousand yuan before leaving?"
Ren Bikong nodded, pretending not to see Ji Danhuang's careful thoughts: "Yes! Come, open the portal again and let the teacher see. ”
Ji Danhuang didn't move, still smiling with a grim face: "Master, use the two thousand yuan! Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
When he saw the photo of Tang Yuzhu just now, Ji Danhuang began to think about the two thousand yuan. After all, many cos clothes are not cheap, and the better ones can only be bought in four figures, and they are more expensive if they are ordered to be urgent. The set of equipment he wanted to buy, in addition to clothes and shoes, also needed armor, swords, wigs, and other things made of Zuò. All of this adds up to about 2,000 yuan.
And he, a miserable and hard-working child, has no chance of saving 2,000 yuan! Although he didn't eat in the past few months in order to get rid of the filth in his body, the money was also contributed to various anime peripherals and comics, and now he only has more than 500 yuan left.
More than 500 yuan, it seems that the materials to buy a set of equipment are enough. It's a pity that he's busy cultivating immortals now, and he doesn't have time to cosplay skills!
Ren Bikong originally wanted to tell Ji Danhuang that when the money would be given to him, he would see his watch, but after thinking about it, he decided to change his strategy. So, without saying a word, he stretched out his hand and took out two thousand yuan from his pocket and handed it to Ji Danhuang.
Ji Danhuang didn't expect things to go so smoothly at all, staring at the twenty pink Grandpa Mao in front of him, a little incredulous.
Ren Bikong said with a smile: "Take it, buy whatever you want, buy whatever you want, and you will be able to cultivate with peace of mind after buying it." But you have to remember that it's okay to buy things, but if you don't cultivate well, don't blame me for withholding things and not giving them to you!"
Ji Danhuang was overjoyed, took the money and rushed to the nearest bank. With this money, he can buy a very good Le Wuyi outfit, and he is ready to shoot the exterior with the school flower at any time!
Watching Ji Danhuang run out of the house with three jumps, Wei Chi Xianzhang shrugged: "Fifth brother, I think we can teach this kid how to make props and clothes." Add spells to the process of teaching him to make things, and this kid will definitely learn very quickly. ”
Ren Bikong nodded: "That's a good idea." However, now is the time for this child to lay the foundation, and both internal and external skills need to be cultivated well. When he has a certain foundation, we will go crazy with him. ”
Wei Chi Xian laughed: "When it comes to fun, there are indeed few people who can compare to the fifth brother." The eldest brother chose you to teach this child, and he didn't choose it wrong. If the tenth brother really did this according to the original plan, I am afraid that this child would suffocate to death. ”
Ren Bikong just smiled, and did not answer for the first time.
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