Chapter 9 Cultivating the Tao, Cultivating Laughter First!
Looking at the demon sheng's hesitant look, Huangfu Yunyi thought to himself that this demon sheng had encountered something sad, so it was better not to disturb!
Thinking of this, Huangfu Yunyi walked towards his dirty little hut!
Pushing open the door, the room was not large, and the first thing that caught my eye was a table with three objects on it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Huangfu Yunyi first picked up a token, the token is not big, but it is heavy, giving people an extremely heavy feeling!
On it, there is a crazy word of dragon flying and phoenix dancing, and on the back is written a decent Taoist word!
Crazy!
Seeing this, the corners of Huangfu Yunyi's mouth twitched, this is on the thief ship, and he can't get down!
But as the so-called path he chose, no matter how he goes, he has to go on! Huangfu Yunyi gritted his teeth, and then he picked up a robe, the appearance of the robe was not much different from the clothes of ordinary disciples, but the moment Huangfu Yunyi unfolded the robe, not only the corners of his mouth, but also his face began to twitch!
I saw a big word "dirty" written on the front of the robe, and a huge word "outfit" written on the back!
Dirty!
Huangfu Yunyi thought that the old madman was just playing, who knew that there was such a big word pretending to be dirty written on his disciple's clothes, who could wear it out?
Huangfu Yunyi's head shook like a rattle, and he refused this robe ten thousand times in his heart!
I picked up the last thing casually, this is a book of exercises, and the word qi refining is written on the cover, I think it should be the exercises that Tianmen Sect used for disciples to refine qi!
In this regard, Huangfu Yunyi has nine golden crow tricks, and he naturally won't look at this kind of rotten street thing, and flip it over casually, who knows that there are surprises inside!
"Those who practice this exercise, stupid!"
Huangfu Yunyi rolled his eyes for a while, he didn't have to think about it, this must have been done by that old madman of Shenxu, who else was so boring besides him!
Huangfu Yunyi looked out of the window at this moment, and suddenly felt that he was so tired of being alive!
Huangfu Yunyi suddenly thought that maybe the senior brother who likes to pretend to be forced may have been a normal person before, but the reason why he became the way he is now is definitely because he was forced by God!
It's just that this is destined to be Huangfu Yunyi's speculation, and as for the correct answer, it is estimated that only the demon student knows!
In the blink of an eye, a day passed.
Bang bang!
Today, Huangfu Yunyi just woke up, and was directly alerted by a rapid knock on the door!
After a few steps, he opened the door, and saw the unkempt god looking at Huangfu Yunyi in front of him, and knocked down on Huangfu Yunyi's head with a violent shudder.
"Stinky boy, we have to get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, work more than cows, and eat worse than pigs, so that we can prove the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth. Look at you, look at you, you actually let the teacher wake you up, hum!"
Huangfu Yunyi's expression froze suddenly, and the whole person was stunned, wanting to open his mouth but not knowing how to refute it! Looking at the crazy Shenxu in front of him, and then looking at the black sky, he felt a sense of grievance in his heart, but he thought that this Shenxu was also for his own good, and he looked like a good boy at the moment, with a sad face, and seriously repented of his crimes.
"Master, it's the apprentice's mistake, in the future, the apprentice will definitely get up on the third watch, knock on the door of the master's room first, and then start to cultivate seriously, so that he is worthy of the master's education!"
The Divine Void True Man blew his beard into a rattle, and directly knocked it down with another violent shudder, ignoring the distorted face of Huangfu Yunyi!
"Go back and put on the robe that the teacher made for you, and teach you a magical power for the teacher today!"
Huangfu Yunyi's face turned black in an instant, his head shook like a rattle, and his resolute little eyes told his inner firmness and resistance to the robe!
Seeing this, the real person sneered.
"Boy, it's okay if you don't want to wear it, but which one of you says has the biggest fist?"
Ni Mei!
Who are your fists bigger than a Yuan Infant and Qi Refining?
Huangfu Yunyi's mind suddenly saw tens of thousands of alpacas rushing by, but when the corners of his eyes just showed a trace of unhappiness, Shen Xuan suddenly sighed, and then the coercion of Yuan Ying suddenly attacked!
Huangfu Yunyi felt the coercion of the Yuanying everywhere around him, and the whole person was suddenly deflated, okay, you have a big fist, I listen to you!
With reluctant small steps, with resentful eyes, and pinching the corners of his unyielding little clothes, Huangfu Yunyi finally changed into his unique "dirty" robe!
When he came to Shenxu in a Taoist robe, Shenxu said that he was very satisfied!
"Look, isn't this pretty handsome, come on, I'll give you my first lesson today!"
"What class?" Huangfu Yunyi asked, he was still looking forward to this class, but when he saw Shenxu brushing his beard very seriously, and his face was full of seriousness and seriousness, Huangfu Yunyi panicked!
When things go wrong, there must be demons, this god is not normal!
However, Shen Xuan ignored Huangfu Yunyi's thoughts, and the old god finished everything there, and then slowly spoke.
"Disciple, what do you say is the most important thing for us to learn in this cultivation realm?"
"Learn to cultivate!" Huangfu Yunyi said very firmly, what do monks learn if they don't learn to cultivate?
Bang, a shudder!
It is estimated that the speed of the god's virtual face change cannot be compared to the flip book, and he opened his mouth angrily at Huangfu Yunyi.
"The teacher told you that if you want to cultivate, you must first learn to laugh?"
"What?" Huangfu Yunyi was directly stunned, if you want to cultivate the Tao, you will laugh first?
Seeing Huangfu Yunyi's puzzled look, Shenxu looked like he had expected it a long time ago, and he didn't say that he got up directly, stepped on the seven star steps, one step at a time.
"Who can't cultivate, if you have a spiritual root, you can cultivate!"
"But you see, in the world, two people have the same ability, why can some people be emperors, and some people can only be beggars? Some people can be leaders, and some people can only be minions? Besides, if you take the same thing as a trader, when the ability is comparable, why can some people have a lot of money, while some people starve to death on the streets?"
Seeing that there were still doubts in Huangfu Yunyi's eyes, Shenxu continued to speak.
"On the way to cultivation, there are so-called geniuses between heaven and earth, but the teacher tells you that only those who grow up are called geniuses, and those who can't grow up are not even as good as waste materials! There are countless geniuses born every day in this world, but there is no one out of ten who really make a difference and go to the last step, why is this, for the teacher to tell you, it is because I am a god and an old man who does not accept them, they don't know what laughter is, they don't know how to cultivate the world, they don't know how to behave in the cultivation world, so they die tragically on the street, and they don't even have a complete bone between heaven and earth!"
There was no time to pay attention to Shenxu's boastful words, at this time, Huangfu Yunyi sat cross-legged, his eyes closed, for Shenxu's words, combined with his own experience in his past life and current life, the whole person fell into contemplation!
Cultivating the Tao, cultivating laughter first, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is cultivating the Tao, first cultivating as a person, and then cultivating Taoism!
Looking at the Huangfu Yunyi who seemed to have an understanding, Shenxu smiled slightly, if anyone is here at this time, they will find that although the real person is unkempt and tattered, it gives people a sense of fairy wind and bones, not the crazy appearance of the past, but this scene, Huangfu Yunyi, who is still in a state of enlightenment, can't see it!
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