Chapter 8 Senior Brother has a system of pretending to be coerced
Although it is said that the more unreliable the appearance of the master, the more likely it is to be a hidden master, but Huangfu Yunyi is a little regretful at this moment!
This god in front of him is unkempt and tattered, if he is placed on an ordinary street, when Huangfu Yunyi passes by, most of them will think that this is a flower child!
Huangfu Yunyi couldn't help but start thinking, was he impulsive just now, was his choice wrong, did he accidentally worship a fake master?
The more Huangfu Yunyi thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible!
But the Divine Void True Man will not pay attention to these, and the Divine Void True Person at this time is obviously very happy, and he took Huangfu Yunyi to fly in the Tianmen Sect, introducing Huangfu Yunyi along the way!
"Look, that jet-black mountain is the Hall of Fear of Crime, where did that guy in Hanshan come from!"
"And look, doesn't this mountain over here feel weird!"
Following the guidance of the gods, Huangfu Yunyi looked at it, a mountain peak was shaped like a lightning, and even at a glance, Huangfu Yunyi would think of the sound of thunder in his mind!
"This mountain peak, it's the peak of Lei Dao, do you know why the teacher is telling you this?"
Huangfu Yunyi shook his head very obediently, because his subconscious told him that the front is high-energy, and he is ready to build a bridge!
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"I saw the flowing wavy curly hairstyle of the teacher, it was made in Lei Dao, but how to do it, you kid don't ask!"
"Also, this peak is the path of fire, do you want to take a look, there are still a few marks behind the teacher, round?"
With the experience of the last time, Huangfu Yunyi tentatively spoke.
"Yuanyuan, could it be that Master, you went to the fire path cupping?"
Shenxu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he cast an appreciative look at Huangfu Yunyi.
"Not bad, not bad, very perceptive!"
Seeing that Huangfu Yunyi was so cooperative, Shenxu became more and more addicted the more he talked, and introduced the nine realms and twelve halls of the Tianmen Sect, but these were all full of black history in Huangfu Yunyi's ears!
For example, Shuifeng's water is comfortable to wash your feet, Lei Dao's electric ironing head is suitable, the charcoal of the Fear of Sin's Hall of Burning Iron is suitable for barbecue, and the fire of Huofeng is suitable for cupping in a jar......
After a series of bombardments, Huangfu Yunyi had an illusion that he not only worshipped a fake master, but he also possibly entered a fake sect, these nine and twelve halls are clearly a night market in the mouth of the gods, from the barbecue skewers to the final foot massage, it is simply a one-stop service!
Huangfu Yunyi felt that if he didn't say something, something big might happen, so he asked weakly at the moment.
"Master Shenxu, I remember that the sect is forbidden to fly in the air!"
Hearing this, he was clever and slapped his head. "Ahh
Before the words fell, Huangfu Yunyi felt a flash in front of his eyes, and when he reappeared, he had already come to a rugged path.
At the end of the path, there are three ordinary houses.
"Little demon, come out to pick up guests!"
Shenxu shouted without warning, and before Huangfu Yunyi could react, the door of one of the houses opened!
A man in a dragon robe raised his toes proudly, glanced at Huangfu Yunyi and spoke to Shenxu.
"Master, who is this?"
"Come on, get to know each other! This is your senior brother demon sheng, this is your junior brother Huangfu Yunyi!"
But when he heard this, the demon was stunned and snorted coldly.
"Didn't you say that this mountain is the two, why is it still called one?"
Shenxu suddenly blew his beard and glared, looking unhappy, and opened his mouth angrily.
"This is Lao Tzu's territory, I will take whoever I like, you remember, this is your junior brother, and the three of us will be in charge of this mountain in the future!"
As he spoke, Shen Xuan suddenly turned his head, looked at Huangfu Yunyi and asked.
"This mountain of ours is the most powerful mountain in the Tianmen Sect, so each of the three of us has its own name in the palace, what is the name of your mountain peak?"
Huangfu Yunyi was stunned for a moment, looking at the three ordinary houses above, and even the one on the far left still had some thatch on it, Huangfu Yunyi had a strong feeling that this house was his own!
At that moment, Huangfu Yunyi swallowed his saliva, and asked very shyly and harmlessly.
"I don't know what the names of Master and Senior Brother are?"
Shenxu first glanced at Huangfu Yunyi with slanted eyes, then took a deep breath and opened his mouth righteously.
"Listen, the teacher's room is called pretending to be crazy, and your senior brother's room is called pretending to be crazy!
The corners of Huangfu Yunyi's mouth twitched, and he secretly said You are a great fart, but you have to finish your own road if you smash your feet! Huangfu Yunyi, who forcibly calmed himself down, smiled slightly and said.
"Mine is called ......"
"Okay, I didn't expect you to be a temperamental, little apprentice, and the name of your room is pretending to be dirty!"
Huangfu Yunyi wanted to cry without tears, he was about to open his mouth to explain, but he saw a wave of his big hand, and a door sign appeared on the small house on the far left: pretending to be dirty!
Then Shen Xuan let out a strange laugh and patted the demon on the shoulder.
"This is your junior brother, I'll leave it to you!"
Suddenly, the whole person disappeared suddenly!
How could Huangfu Yunyi not know that he was cheated by this unreliable master, but there was no consumer association here, and he didn't say no!
At this time, the voice of the demon came.
"Although this old guy told me at the time that he would only accept me as an apprentice, and I agreed to do nothing, but how can I think that there is one more you today, but don't worry, senior brother, I have a lot of adults, and I still recognize you as a junior brother!"
The demon sheng was full of arrogance when he spoke, as if he wished that his arrogance would be known to the whole Tianmen!
Facing such a pretending senior brother, Huangfu Yunyi told himself that he first entered a fake peak and worshiped a fake master, and now the person in front of him must also be a fake senior brother!
At that moment, Huangfu Yunyi sighed in his heart and asked the demon sheng.
"I don't know how Senior Brother cultivates?"
The demon slapped his chest, raised his head with his chest, and opened his mouth with a firm and sworn gaze.
"Senior brother is now refining qi at the sixth level, but since you have entered this mountain peak and called me senior brother, then from now on you will follow senior brother, and senior brother will take you to pretend to be forced to fly with you!"
Seeing that the demon student had a comfortable look after pretending, Huangfu Yunyi raised his eyebrows and replied directly.
"Well, take me to pretend to fly, take me to the garbage heap! Take me crazy, take me crazy, take me DuangDuang to hit the wall!"
If you pretend to be forced, I will too!
After being slapped in the face by Huangfu Yunyi, the demon was stunned at first, and then his face seemed to be a little dark.
"Senior brother, don't believe in senior brother, don't worry, as long as you follow the footsteps of senior brother in the whole world, it must be right, this world will definitely be our brothers in the end!"
Huangfu Yunyi glanced at this senior brother when he heard this, and turned his head, he wouldn't believe this senior brother's nonsense anyway, so he replied again.
"Senior brother, why don't you rise with the wind and soar to 90,000 miles!"
Rumble!
The demon sheng seemed to have suffered 10,000 injuries, his whole face suddenly turned dark, and he looked at Huangfu Yunyi's eyes as if asking him, why are you doing this to me?
Huangfu Yunyi looked surprised, this, isn't it just pretending to fail, why is his expression so strange, as a curious baby, Huangfu Yunyi couldn't help but ask again.
"Senior brother, are you eating?"
Burst!
The demon party only received 10,000 points of damage, so now it has received 10,000 points of critical hit!
At that moment, the demon who was about to vomit three liters of blood forcibly asked.
"Senior brother, I only serve you when it comes to pretending to force me out, when it comes to this, let's talk about it!"
Huangfu Yunyi's face was full of surprise and consternation, could it be that his identity was seen, but he didn't look like it!
Tempting the opening of the moment.
"Senior brother, what are you talking about?"
"Okay, then I'll talk about it first. Senior brother has a pretending system, pretending to be successful will become powerful, but pretending to fail will become weaker, let's say, junior brother, do you also have a pretending system?"
Huangfu Yunyi's head shook like a rattle, what the hell is this, he has nothing, as for the pretending system, what the hell is that?
Seeing Huangfu Yunyi's cute appearance, the demon sheng took a long breath, and after giving a thumbs up to Huangfu Yunyi, he returned to his pretending room with a stunned figure!
Huangfu Yunyi shrugged, he was surprised, could it be that he had done something wrong?
(End of chapter)