Chapter 4 Pepper is still very spicy
After listening to this, the old monk and the old Taoist priest glanced at each other, then lifted the brush and started, and the old monk and the old Taoist priest played their own little Jiujiu in their hearts. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Anyway, what if the kid can't read or write, even if he memorizes the words. Anyway, the exercises I learned will be taught to him sooner or later. Why don't you write it today?
After the old monk and the old Taoist priest figured this out, they began, and the two sides first wrote each other's exercises. Tianyu took it and looked at it, and first took what the old Taoist priest wrote and said to the old monk, "Grandpa Diguang's specialty is Vajra Fist, right?"
"Yes, the poor monk's box-pressing skill is Vajra Boxing, you kid rest assured, the monks don't lie, since they say it, they will definitely do it. After the old monk finished speaking, he clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking?
Tianyu picked up what the old monk wrote again, first looked at it, and then said to the old Taoist, "Grandpa Tiankuan's box-pressing is a golden bell jar, I don't know if Grandpa Diguang wrote it correctly?"
"That's not wrong with what the old man said, if there are no other problems, then let's get started. After the old Taoist priest finished speaking, he looked at the old monk, as if he had won the battle.
"Both sides are ready, start. After Tianyu finished speaking, he stood in the middle of them and watched, Tianyu did not give them a time limit. In order for them to write down their own exercises.
At this time, Tianyu was already happy in his heart, and he saw that the two old men's box-pressing skills were at his fingertips. However, Tianyu had to pretend that he was not in a hurry at all at this time.
Seeing the two old men writing wildly with brushes, Tianyu suddenly remembered some things from his previous life. In his previous life, Tianyu had lost his legs because of an accident, so he didn't practice some exercises, but when his grandfather and the other two old men discussed the exercises, he was next to him, and he also had a function of never forgetting. As long as Tianyu hears and sees something, it will be deeply engraved in his mind.
For example, his grandfather practiced the Jiuyang Divine Skill, and his second grandfather practiced the mutilated version of the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending. There are also exercises that his third grandfather practiced that are more weird and terrifying than the Northern Spiritual Skill, and he has them all in his mind. But these sets of exercises need to be verified, and he needs to know whether the exercises in this world are strong or the exercises in the original world are powerful. He will not teach these three exercises to anyone at any time.
Everyone has some secrets that even the closest people won't tell. Although Xiao Yu is only three years old, he is already sixteen years old in the original world, and he still understands low-key.
After the old man and the old Taoist priest finished writing, they put down their pens. Both sides looked at each other and put down their pens at the same time. They said to Tianyu, "Xiaoyu, look at the situation now, the two of us are tied, why don't you directly recognize me as a master" The old monk turned the rosary in his hand and said to Tianyu.
"How can this work, I didn't lose to you, Xiaoyu, as long as you recognize me as a master, I will let you eat meat every day, what do you think? This is the biggest concession I have made. The old Taoist priest touched his goatee, looked at the old monk and said.
"Amitabha, you old goat, you are really shameless. The old monk said to the old Taoist priest very angrily.
"What? You dare to call me an old goat, where do I look like a goat, you tell me, or I'll be finished with you. The old Taoist priest stood up.
"The poor monk looks like a goat all over your body, I see what you can do with this old goat, anyway, your exercises can't beat me, and Xiaoyu, come here, I'll tell you the secret of an old goat." The old monk said to Tianyu with a smile.
"Old bald donkey, you dare to say it, I smashed your temple. "The old Taoist priest has completely lost his usual demeanor at this time.
"You think the poor monk won't demolish your Taoist temple, if you don't give in, I'll really say it, you bite me!" the old monk laughed after speaking.
"Two grandfathers, you should stop first, I think this matter of recognizing the master should be considered in the long run, you can give me the note you wrote first, I need to confirm it. Tianyu said and ran over to take the note.
The two old men looked stunned, what did they confirm? Xiaoyu was illiterate.
Tianyu watched it for a long time, and then said something that made the two old men, one happy and the other very depressed. "Although I don't know this word, but the words written by Grandpa Tiankuan are more beautiful, then I will recognize Grandpa Tiankuan as a master, Grandpa Diguang, the words you write are too ugly, I can't recognize you as a master. ”
"What? You say my words are ugly, you kid don't understand appreciation, that's wild grass, that's chic, that's atmosphere, you kid knows a fart, today I recognize your apprentice, you are about to do a great bow. The old monk tore off the mask of hypocrisy and played a scoundrel directly. Immediately pulled Tianyu away, the old Taoist priest looked at it and pulled the other side of Tianyu, the two old men immediately tore up, Tianyu at this time the two eyes turned, suddenly fainted, the two old men were startled, the old monk let go of his hand, the old Taoist picked up Tianyu and immediately ran into the Taoist temple into the back of the resting place, put Tianyu on the bed, and began to check. The old Taoist priest touched the left, the right, the up, and the down, and suddenly remembered that Lang Zhong usually had to check the pulse first when seeing a doctor, and then put his hand next to Tianyu's wrist and pretended to take the pulse.
After the old monk came in, he saw the old Taoist priest touching up and down, with a look of contempt, and then said, "If the pig's nose is inserted into the onion and pretends to be an elephant, you will see a doctor, and then the fish in the lake will speak, and they will say that you are really awesome." ”
"I want you to take care of it, this is my apprentice, I will govern it myself, if you don't play a scoundrel, Xiaoyu will have an accident?"
The old Taoist priest said to the old monk very angrily.
"Old goat, if you don't let me treat Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu will really die. The old monk patted the old Taoist priest on the shoulder and said.
Although the old Taoist priest was very angry, but there was no way but to get out of the way, the old monk took a pulse, this kid dared to pretend to be sick, see that I don't fix you, the old monk suddenly shouted, "Oh, Xiaoyu has a very serious illness, I'm afraid it won't work." The old monk stood up after finishing his pulse and said to the old Taoist priest, you should prepare for the future.
"You are leaving, Xiaoyu's accident was caused by you, and you left it alone. The old Taoist priest stood by the door and did not let the old monk out.
"Xiao Yu is not my apprentice, what kind of heart do I have," the old monk said and took a few steps forward.
"How on earth will you cure him, I will definitely promise you, old bald donkey. The old Taoist priest said to the old monk with a look of contempt.
"Well, as long as you let me be Xiaoyu's master, I'll treat it, how about it? The old monk said to the old Taoist priest with a smile.
"Okay, as long as you cure Xiaoyu, I have no problem. The old Taoist priest said to the old monk angrily and helplessly.
"You promised, but you are not allowed to regret it," the old monk walked to Xiao Yu's side after speaking. "Old goat, Xiaoyu's disease, you need a medicine primer, you go down the mountain to see if there is horse urine, after Xiaoyu drinks this, just scrape him twice with a knife, you go to find horse urine first, I will scrape him with a knife, and when you find horse urine, Xiaoyu will wake up after drinking." ”
When Tianyu heard this, he immediately stood up, "What's wrong with me, why did I faint, I'm in such good health, how did I faint, how could I faint?" ”
"Boy, now you should change your name to master, come, call one first, let the master and I listen. The old monk said to Xiao Yu well, and the old Taoist priest looked contemptuous, walked over to Xiao Yu and said, "People are small, they have learned to deceive people, and it will not be bad when they grow up." The old Taoist priest said to Tianyu.
"I didn't lie, I really fainted just now, if no one pulled me, how could I faint, you say yes, master. Tianyu said to the old Taoist priest seriously.
"This Grandpa Diguang, if you want me to recognize you as a master, it's not difficult, as long as you let me eat delicious food in the future, I will recognize you as a master, how about it, this business is cost-effective." Tianyu frowned and said to the old monk.