Chapter 3 I Am a Genius
It has been three years since Tianyu first ate animal milk. www.biquge.info The old Taoist priest and the old monk did not know Tianyu's birthday because they didn't know Tianyu's birthday, so they decided to set the day when Tianyu ate animal milk for the first time as Tianyu's birthday.
Tianyu finished eating tiger milk at that time, and it was only when Tianyu remembered that he had become a baby. He was helpless about this fact. My heart was both excited and sad.
Thrilled that he has a sound body and can start a new life. The sad thing is that he will never see his grandfather, and he will not be able to do his filial piety in front of his grandfather. Tianyu can only pray to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, bless his grandfather with a long life, health and longevity, and a life free of diseases and disasters.
Tianyu told the gods and Buddhas in his heart that he would rather not have this sound body and return to the original world, the reason is very simple, relatives are more important than anything else, but, God just looked at him silently, Tianyu was very helpless and helpless, and finally could only tell himself that in this life, he should live happily and not let himself have regrets.
Tianyu is three years old this year, and in the past three years, it has been the old monks and old Taoist priests who have taken care of Tianyu, but what Tianyu has repaid them is naughty mischief all day long. Let the old monk and the old Taoist priest be both happy and helpless. In short, happiness is greater than helplessness.
The mountain where the old monk and the old Taoist priest live is called Longpan Mountain, the lake in the mountain is called the North Lotus Pond, the scenery of this mountain is beautiful, the scenery is pleasant, every year on the sixth day of the first month of June, there will be a very grand temple fair here, the people nearby will climb the mountain to come here, pray to the gods and Buddhas, bless them with good weather and good weather, the family is safe and secure for a year, there is a wish and make a wish here, it is said that the wish made here is very spiritual, therefore, there are often people who come here to burn incense and pray.
The old Taoist priest's name is called Tiankuan, and the old monk's law name is called Diguang, the two of them together are called Tiankuan and Diguang in the rivers and lakes, although they are still very far from the grandmaster, but they have a very important position in the first-class masters.
In addition to catching zombies, the old Taoist priest spent the rest of his time playing with the flowers and plants he planted, and the old monk chanted the scriptures in addition to the daily chanting. And the old Taoist priest happened to go out today, and the old Taoist priest repeatedly warned Tianyu before going out that you can't eat meat today, especially the fish in the lake, and if you let the master of Diguang opposite see it, he will definitely not let you enter his collection room again. And it will punish you severely. Tianyu said he knew, but the words went in and out of his left ear and out of his right ear.
When Tianyu was two years old, he said to the old monk and the old Taoist, "From today on, I want to eat meat, and I eat meat every day, you see that I am so small, I must need to supplement nutrition, two masters, what do you think" Tianyu learned the way an adult spoke, with two small hands behind his back, shaking his head and saying to the old monk and the old Taoist.
"Amitabha, Xiaoyu is better at eating vegetarian food than eating meat, especially if you can't kill, you have to be my successor in the future, it's better to quit, lest you can't resist the temptation in the future and violate the precepts in Buddhism, when the time comes, I will definitely punish you heavily, I am sad and you are sad, why bother?" The old monk said to Tianyu with a smile on his lips and squinted his eyes.
"Who said that he was your heir, obviously he was my heir, right, Xiaoyu?" the old Taoist priest came in from outside the door and said to the old monk angrily.
"Uh-huh, you're still not convinced? You said that you're not as good at kung fu as me? Xiaoyu doesn't want to be my heir, can't you still be your heir? After learning your broken kung fu and being beaten every day, you will be happy. After hearing this, the old Taoist priest's face turned very red. He was also very angry.
"What's wrong with my kung fu? But the defense is very awesome, after training, the ordinary sword can't hurt you at all, and walking in the rivers and lakes is not afraid of the secret weapon at all, isn't this good?" The old Taoist priest began to fight back against the old monk. Neither side bows to the other. Tianyu has long been very enthusiastic about their kung fu.
Tianyu listened to the two of them arguing for a long time, and as soon as his eyes rolled, a small plan immediately appeared in his mind. He wanted these two old men to willingly teach him their housekeeping skills.
"Two grandfathers, don't quarrel with the two of you. I don't know which of you two is better. I don't know what your kung fu is? Now it's just the two of you who have the courage to see who is more daring, who is my master, I'll give you a question, which of you makes it first is my master, two grandfathers, what do you think?" Tianyu blinked his eyes and pretended to be pitiful and said to the old monk and the old Taoist.
"There is no problem, Xiao Yu is out of the question. The old Taoist priest and the old monk replied in unison. In fact, I was thinking in my heart, how smart can a two-year-old kid become?
"Well, there are two links in total, the first link, the two grandfathers move these two stones of the same size to the opposite side, and then move them back, who takes the shortest time? Who wins? Remember not to use internal strength. I said start, you start. Xiao Yu pointed to the two stones and said to the old monk and the old Taoist.
"Ready, begin. As soon as Xiao Yu finished shouting, the old monk and the old Taoist priest had already picked up the stone and ran, but in Tianyu's heart, his little plan had already succeeded halfway.
The old monk and the old Taoist priest hugged the stone, and no one would give in. In the process of the game, they are stumbling on each other. Even so, the old monk and the old Taoist priest reached the feet of Tianyu at the same time. The old monk and the old Taoist priest didn't blush, and said to Tianyu breathlessly, "Do you think which of the two of us wins?"
"This first round of the two of you are equal, I'm afraid only in the second round can you distinguish the winner, the first round is physical strength, the second round is faster than any of you to write, the second round is the two grandfathers with a brush to write the name of each other's best exercises, first to me, and then, the two grandfathers will write out the content of their best exercises, although I am not illiterate, but the two grandfathers have lived at such an age, can not cheat, as long as one of you cheats, the two grandfathers I do not recognize as a master, who takes the shortest time who winsใ How about it?" Tianyu rubbed his hands, then put his hands behind his back and said with his back to the old monk and the old Taoist.