Chapter 14 Most of the objects stuffed under the bed are filthy

When Xianmi returned to the welcome building, Hu Xiao and they had just finished eating, and Li Xiaoming was about to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, when he saw Xianmi burst in with red eyes like a cow, and everyone stopped to look at her. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I saw her striding towards Li Xiaoming, then reaching out and touching her chest, and then took out a huge carp and threw it to him, while she ran to the backyard, and yelled that no one was allowed to pass.

After a while, there was a sparse sound of water coming from the backyard, and everyone heard Xianmi's voice coming from the backyard: "Lao Hu, borrow your old clothes under the bed to wear them." ”

Hu Xiao couldn't react for a moment to what she meant by the old clothes under the bed, but when Xianmi walked out in a ragged dress, she was stunned for a moment. It turned out to be ...... He hurriedly said embarrassedly: "Xianmi, why do you suddenly want to wear my clothes, do you want to experience what it's like to grow up?"

"I went to Li Qingming today to ask for fish, but this guy had to catch one for me personally. Later, we met the belly on the river and fell into the river. The whole afternoon, I felt like I was sticky and super nauseous. So as soon as I came back, I went to take a shower, but I only had this one clothes, and Xiao Ming's clothes were only the ones on him, so I had to borrow Lao Hu's. ”

"It's been a very difficult day. Zhang Sheng expressed deep sympathy.

"Xianmi, let me explain it in advance...... I didn't have the only one dress, I just came out to apprentice, so I only brought one with me in order to reduce my luggage. I'm not the kind of guy who wears a piece of clothing and doesn't wash it for a month. However, Master's dress tastes weird. After Xiao Ming defended himself, he began to change the subject.

In order to divert everyone's attention, Hu Xiao hurriedly laughed three times in embarrassment, and then pretended to be kind and said: "It's too negligent to be a teacher, and I didn't consider your feelings. Actually, this matter has been considered by the teacher for a long time, and you have been here for a short time, so it is better to take you to buy a dress tomorrow for the teacher. ”

Xianmi sniffed his sleeve and showed a disgusted expression: "The smell of a stinky man." She looked at Hu Xiao with disdain.

Hu Xiao was embarrassed when he saw Li Xiaoming and Xianmi looking at him with the same contemptuous gaze, so he touched his hair vigorously and began to pretend to look at the sky: "Actually, I haven't worn that dress for a long time, and it's been stuffed under the bed...... The last time I wore it, it was a volunteer organized in the town, and I wore it to pour a lot of for everyone, and it was inevitably stained on my body, and then I simply threw it under the bed and ignored it, and then I forgot about it, who knew that it could be turned out by you. ”

At this time, Zhang Sheng was already smiling, he showed a mouthful of white teeth, and the folds on his face were squeezed into a heap. He pointed at the fairy rice while smiling like a chicken pecking at the rice and nodding frequently.

Xianmi showed a crying expression: "Lao Hu, I hate you...... The shower I just took was soaked again. She ran back to the backyard, followed by the sound of rushing water.

Hu Xiao took out a piece of broken silver from his arms and handed it to Xiao Ming, asking him to buy a set of clothes for Xianmi, and then looked at the gloating Zhang Sheng meaningfully. Zhang Sheng was frightened by his eyes, understood what he meant, and hurriedly went downstairs by himself.

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After tossing outside for a day, Li Qingming also returned to the yamen early. In Yong'an Town, their residence happened to be built in a brick house behind the yamen, and two people lived in one room, although it was not a comfortable residence, but it could finally shelter from the wind and rain. Li Qingming usually lives in a room with Shangguan Yongsheng, but when he returned to the room that day, he found that Shangguan Yongsheng was not in the room, and only after inquiring about other colleagues did he learn that he had gone to take a bath. This is definitely wonderful good news for Li Qingming, while this guy is not secretly watching what he usually hides under the bed.

So, before it was dark, he quietly closed the door, and then went under Shangguan Yongsheng's bed to start exploring. He gently lifted the futon and quietly put his hand inside, and when he probed it gently, there were no sharp corners that would hit his head, and he was relieved. So he put his hands on the ground with confidence, but unexpectedly, his hands hurt as if they had been pierced, and he hurriedly stood up, and saw more than a dozen nails of various sizes pierced into his two hands, although the nails were not deeply embedded in the flesh, but they really made him unbearable. He hurriedly ran out, endured the pain, cleaned the wound, and bandaged it.

After cleaning the wound, he returned to the house and found that Shangguan Yongsheng still had not returned. This guy probably went for a run again on a whim. It just so happened that I didn't notice that I was pierced by a nail, so I must be extra careful. He thought proudly, and got under Shangguan Yongsheng's bed again.

Last time, I suffered a loss because I couldn't see and had to touch the dark, but this time I learned to be smart, lit a candle, and I can see everything clearly, and I will definitely not get hurt again. He took a candle and looked left and right, and found that there was really nothing special under Shangguan Yongsheng's bed. In addition to a thick layer of ash under the bed, there was a large wine jar on which a book was covered. There were dense nails scattered on the ground, and this guy must have done it on purpose. I really underestimated the enemy, but I ended up in this guy's way. No, I can't swallow this bad breath, I have to fix this guy. He thought for a moment, then fixed his eyes on the dusty book on the jar. This guy doesn't usually have the habit of reading, and he can't use a book to hide under the bed, and he has basically never seen him take it out, isn't it...... Thinking of this, Li Qingming couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth proudly, that's right, all men will hide the book under the bed, isn't that that!

He carefully dusted off the ash on it, turned the first page, the second page, the third page, and saw a scene of naked men and women coming into view, sure enough, this is this, this stinky boy, I have grabbed the handle now, hehehe. He took the book off the jar with a little force, but why did it feel like it was glued to the jar? He couldn't help but turn the book upside down, only to see a few big words written on the back cover: Idiot, have you been tricked!

What the hell! He panicked a little, but he heard a stirring brewing in the jar. The sound of "buzzing ......" gradually approached, and it turned out to be ...... Li Qingming screamed that it was not good and desperately got out from under the bed and ran out, but it was too late, and the bees in the wine jar finally broke through the obstacle and naturally swarmed out to bite him......

Later, when Shangguan Yongsheng returned to the Yamen, he heard other gossip about catching fast, saying that Li Qingming ran around the town several times by himself tonight for some reason, and finally jumped into the Jiahe River, and he didn't come out for a long time, and he suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth with bad intentions. This idiot has finally been tricked.