Chapter 13 Some people's perversions are extreme in every way
On this day, the three people in the welcome building chose to sleep lazily and did not get up early, and slept until noon. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info have been getting along for a month, they are getting closer and closer in terms of living habits, and it really feels like a family. At noon, the three of them woke up together, and when they were washing up and preparing to start cooking, an uninvited guest came.
Hearing the knock on the door, Hu Xiao went to open the door, and when he saw that it was Zhang Sheng, he quickly closed the door without saying a word. "Old Hu, who is it?" asked Xian Mi curiously. Hu Xiao replied casually: "It's nothing, the wind blew the door open." ”
Zhang Sheng didn't give up, and knocked on the door again, Hu Xiao ignored him, he continued to knock on the door, and finally annoyed Hu Xiao, so Hu Xiao directly opened the door and stretched out a foot to kick him away. Zhang Sheng was kicked by Hu Xiao and rolled down the stairs directly, which was really unbearable.
After a while, there was another knock on the door. This time, it was Senmi who went to open the door. Zhang Sheng, who had a blue nose and swollen face, stood there pitifully, and when he saw that it was Xianmi, he hurriedly knelt down and hugged her leg and begged: "Please, reward me with a bite of food." I haven't eaten a grain of rice in almost three days. I'm going to die if I keep going like this. ”
Xianmi walked to the inner room, Zhang Sheng hugged her legs and even crawled into it, but saw Hu Xiao walking out with a broom. Zhang Sheng knew what he was going to do, so he desperately hugged the corner of the table, rolled under the table, and refused to come out.
Xianmi stared at him for a while, a little sympathetic to him, but she also knew why Hu Xiao refused to give him food. Because, this Zhang Sheng will be down like today, all because of himself. A person who refuses to look for a job is not enterprising, and it is no wonder that Hu Xiao is unwilling to be polite to him. However, he is really pitiful, he has fallen like that in order to eat a bowl of rice, and he wants to help him. She suddenly had an idea, and then said to Hu Xiao: "Old Hu, don't drive him away. I know where to find food for him. I'll be back soon. ”
After saying that, she jumped from the window on the second floor and left the restaurant for the town.
Xianmi's idea was to go to Li Qingming. Previously, he had lost the game they had played, so she had made a bet that she could call him out at any time and invite herself to eat fish, and now was the right time. Her original plan was to go to the yamen to find him, but when she passed by a restaurant, she saw him talking and laughing with another woman. When it was, she rushed in without thinking about anything, grabbed Li Qingming's hand and dragged him out.
Li Qingming was very surprised when he saw her suddenly appear: "Yo, Xianmi, why did you come to me?"
"Please eat the fish, now. I'm going to pack it and take it home. Xianmi didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and directly explained his intentions.
"Didn't you come to me because you were jealous when you saw me with other women?"
"You're drinking too much vinegar, and your brain is broken. Xian Mi glanced at him, then looked at the woman who was still waiting for Li Qingming in the restaurant, and sighed: "Women from good families, don't destroy other people's lives." Our family of four is waiting for your fish to eat. Hurry up!"
"Oh, that's right. Then come with me. ”
Li Qingming took Xianmi to the Yanyu Bridge, where the largest river in the town flowed. Li Qingming rented a boat from the boatman and took Xianmi on the river. Senmi didn't know what he wanted to do, but he saw him take out a fishing rod from the cabin, sit down on the bow of the boat, and start fishing.
"Are you going to catch a fish for me?" asked Xianmi curiously. There are so many carp in this lake, although you can eat it, but will it be too slow to catch it now?
"You guessed it, that's exactly what I meant. How can you take it back with you if you buy a good one, it's better to catch one, and it can also prolong the time you and I get along. Li Qingming threw a wink at her.
Xianmi held his forehead deeply, the human man was really flamboyant, but this trick was useless to himself. If this guy wants to fish, let him go fishing, and he's not in a hurry anyway. She simply sat down beside Li Qingming and began to bask in the sun.
For a feline like her, basking in the sun is just as much of the best time of day as eating. In the past, when I was still in Changyang Mountain, I often basked in the sun like this. What a wonderful time it was, only later...... Forget it, but it's good to have Lao Hu and Xiao Ming by his side now. She became tired from the sun, so she simply lay down on her side, pillowing her arms and squinting her eyes to get ready to sleep. At this moment, in the middle of the river, an unknown object floated to the side of the boat.
Although Xianmi closed his eyes, he also felt a chill, so he opened his eyes, but saw that Shangguan Yongsheng, this guy, was floating on the river with his clothes on, and he was closing his eyes as if he was asleep.
"Uh...... Why am I seeing this guy?" she felt the hair on her body blow up.
Li Qingming replied with a smile: "It's not strange to see this guy. Every day when he is idle, he will practice swimming here. From morning to evening, non-stop. ”
"Sure enough, with him, the beautiful scenery here has become an abomination. Xianmi said hatefully. When she saw that he seemed to be asleep with his eyes closed, she suddenly had a poisonous plan. It's better to take advantage of him while he's asleep to fix this stinky boy!
Xianmi brought the stone from the stern of the ship to stabilize the balance of the hull, and then quietly approached Shangguan Yongsheng. With a "plop", the stone smashed over, and Shangguan Yongsheng was hit and then sank to the bottom. Seeing that his plot had succeeded, Xianmi immediately laughed happily: "Hahaha, the unappetizing guy has finally been dealt with! ”
Li Qingming, who was beside him, did not forget to pour a basin of cold water on her at this time, and he smiled at her: "Don't be careless." As far as I know, Shangguan's water nature is very good, and you can't kill him if you throw stones while he is asleep. He's diving underwater, ready to take revenge on us. ”
"Huh?" Xian Mi just asked, and the whole person lost his balance and fell into the water.
When she and Li Qingming weren't paying attention, Shangguan Yongsheng sneaked out of the water at some point and then grabbed the edge of the boat and flipped the two of them into the water. "Enjoy the two-person world of mandarin ducks playing in the water. He looked at the two of them tossing in the water like chickens in soup, and an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Phew!" Xianmi emerged from the water and took several mouthfuls of river water, but saw Shangguan Yongsheng running to their boat and lying down and drifting away. This guy stole their boat!"Bastard!" she roared and slapped the water. And the belly just grimaced her in return.
Xianmi felt that she was about to explode with anger, and the guy next to her who was always smiling was still there. With a smile on his face, he grabbed a fat carp from the water and said to Xianmi, "Is this okay?"
Xianmi was about to be angry with him, is the Yamen's catch so special? One is so dark that he wants to kill people every minute, and the other secretly sends Qiu Bo to you at every turn, and he is not serious. There is also that Feng Lin, who usually puts so many chili peppers in whatever he eats, as if he is afraid that he will live for a long time. I used to think that Hu Xiao and Li Xiaoming were already special humans I had seen, but now it seems that they are really normal.
She spent an afternoon waiting for a fish, but she got her only outfit wet and held back the fire in her stomach. Shangguan Yongsheng, this bastard, she is still on the bar with him, we'll see in the future!
At the same time, on the other side, Hu Xiao and the others were still waiting for Xianmi to go back. A few of them just waited, waited, until the sun went down. After seeing the sun set, Hu Xiao covered his hungry stomach and instructed Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming, you can start cooking dinner, that stinky girl didn't just run somewhere to play." We don't have to wait for her. ”
Zhang Sheng saw that Xianmi didn't come back, so he shrank under the table in fright, Hu Xiao would definitely drive him away now. He'd take a stick and whip his ass hard, hard, like he used to. Or, he'll just drag himself out from under the table and throw it straight through the window. He trembled and waited for Hu Xiao's final judgment on him, but he waited for a long time and there was no movement.
He poked his head out from under the table curiously, but found that Hu Xiao was sitting on a chair at some point, sleeping with his head resting on his arms. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that Hu Xiao was in a good mood now, and he wouldn't get rid of him for a while. I just hope that Xianmi will come back and save himself.
And Xianmi was depressed at the moment walking home with the fish, followed by the smiling guy. The guy insisted on taking her home, but she didn't bother to talk to him too much, so she let him follow. As the sun set, two people walked on the road, physically and mentally exhausted.
Xianmi now only feels that her whole body smells of fishy and aquatic plants, and she can't wait to find a place to wash it immediately. And the guy next to her didn't seem to see that she was unhappy, and still changed his way to talk to her.
"Look how beautiful this sunset is, little fairy rice. It's as beautiful as a woman's rouge gouache. ”
"I'm sorry, I don't use rouge gouache. ”
"It's actually a great day, isn't it? The two of us spent the afternoon together, how memorable......"
"This fish is still not dead, and this vitality is really unforgettable for me. ”
"By the way, Xiaoxian Mi, I've known you for so long, I don't know where you're from? Feng Lin is from the Bashu area, Shangguan is from the Yunnan and Guizhou generation, I am from the Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions, and my ancestors are all in business. The reason why he came to be a fast catcher is completely out of his enthusiasm to serve the motherland. ”
"I'm from the mountains. ”
"I like the girls from the mountains the most, because they are simple and sincere. Actually, I've always wanted to tell you. Now it's time for the two of them to be alone......" Li Qingming wanted to reach out and touch Xianmi's wrist, but found that she was missing in the blink of an eye.
He looked around and found that Xianmi had just seen Shangguan running past him, and he chased after him instantly. He had no choice but to swallow back what he wanted to say, and chased after him.
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"Stinky boy, the old lady wants to let you know today!" Xian Mi's eyes were full of anger and chased after Shangguan Yongsheng, eager to immediately break him into pieces.
"Your Excellency's speed is not bad. Originally, I thought you were just a rice bucket, but now it seems that I am wrong, you are a rice bucket that can both eat and run. Maybe this year's winter race, you'll be my strongest competitor. Shangguan Yongsheng looked back at her and smiled maliciously.
"When I break your leg, you don't have to worry about the game. Senmi picked up speed and caught up with him.
The two ran side by side, rushing forward like two invincible Hot Wheels, causing passers-by to avoid each other. They turned to look at each other, their eyes full of anger about going to war. Shangguan Yongsheng suddenly smiled maliciously: "I'm the best at making women cry in fear." Do you want to try it?"
"Didn't anyone tell you that you look worse when you laugh than you cry!" Senmi punched at him.
Shangguan Yongsheng calmly dealt with her fists, he knew her strength very well, and those words were just to provoke her. Fight with this stinky girl, he has wanted to do this for a long time. So he said, "Hey, girl, you haven't taken a bath in a few days, and you smell of dead fish." His defiant attitude annoyed Senmi even more.
The speed of the two men's running gradually slowed down, and finally slowly stopped, turning into a fist and foot fight. In terms of fist and foot kung fu alone, the two are really comparable, no matter how they fight, there will be no win or loss at any time. Although Xianmi is a woman, she is also a goblin, so she will not lose to Shangguan Yongsheng in the slightest.
By the time Li Qingming chased after him, the two had already been inseparable. He was worried that Shangguan would hurt Xianmi if he didn't attack lightly, so he hurriedly stepped forward to interrupt the two.
"You two guys are fighting endlessly like wild cats, can't you stop for a while? Xianmi, Hu Xiao, they are still waiting for you to go back, Shangguan, your evening patrol is not over yet!" Li Qingming looked at the two of them with a crying smile. They always can't say more than three sentences before they start fighting, and they don't know who owes whom.
"Hmph!" Xian Mi turned away arrogantly, and then ran back to the welcome building at the fastest pace.
Shangguan Yongsheng also continued his patrol work.
As for the rest of Li Qingming, he ran to Yanyu Building to find his "little beauty" because he had nothing to do.
There must be fools in threesomes, it seems that this is really the case.